Teacher Chang is not young, she feels that she is still accurate in seeing people, and the current classmate Bai Shiqiu, if she can't accept him into the Chinese opera, then this is definitely a pity.

How did this happen?

And that little yellow, how could he ...... because of a gossip I really can't figure it out.

Xiao Ma's eyes......

My thoughts are a little chaotic, and Mr. Chang still has a worry at the moment, is the question that Xiao Ma came out with just now a little too difficult?

Adapting a famous drama, but also sad to happy, happy to sad, even if you pull a student of our school drama now, I guess you can't write it all at once, right?

It's hard to be a person.

However, Mr. Chang has also heard that rumor, it seems to be said by a teacher of Beiying's drama, that is to say, Bai Shiqiu, a kid, should be reporting Beiying's drama. This kid is really smart, and he is easy to take the drama test, which can almost make him enter Beijing steadily.

With such a total, it is not difficult to figure out why Xiao Ma came up with such a topic, which requires strong screenwriting ability, if Bai Shiqiu can pass such a level, wouldn't it be just right to dispel that rumor?

He has such a strong screenwriting ability, so what relationship do you need to find and what backdoor do you need to go through to take the Beiying drama test?

It seems that Xiao Ma also wants Bai Shiqiu, a student, to come in, so now I want to see if Bai Shiqiu, this kid, can pass this level.

At this time, in the examination room, several people were divided, but this classroom was not big, so some people were preparing to go in the corridor.

"How?" Bai Shiqiu is full of confidence here, he just told everyone about the play.

What are we going to play here, Bai Shiqiu has already made it up, and it is indeed very powerful. Many people expressed great wonder that Bai Shiqiu was able to make an adaptation in such a short period of time.

"Lao Bai, you're a demon, right?" There was an indescribable fear in Zhang Mo's little eyes at this time, Lao Bai was not a human at all, right?

"How do you speak?" Can Lao Bai be happy?

"Okay, good ......" Zhang Mo didn't dare to say more, anyway, he was convinced.

What else do the other two girls say?

"Oh, let's have talents in the Northeast!" Mary, this girl is really straightforward.

"When I play for a while, the Northeast dialect will be closed." Bai Shiqiu has now caught up with the director.

"Don't worry, hahaha......" The laughter was old and rough.

The people over there were also smiling from ear to ear.

But there's one more thing you need, though.

"Borrow a suit, we'll have the white one, right? OK, that, green, red, Mary, your clothes are okay, that's fine. ”

Do you really have a requirement for clothing?

What kind of drama is Lao Bai doing this time?

The exam is still going on, and you can't delay too much time, Lao Bai, the four people, they are arranged to appear in the third.

It's kind of taken care of.

Actually, Teacher Ma wanted to make a small calculation, that is, to put Bai Shiqiu and them at the end, but Teacher Huang didn't rub sand in his eyes, didn't he say that he would prepare it for ten minutes?

The first two groups ended quickly, the performance was decent, the teachers had their own judgment, and this is Bai Shiqiu's group, what kind of sketch will they perform?

Teacher Chang, Teacher Ma, Teacher Wang, and Teacher Zhu are all very looking forward to it, and at the same time there is a little worry, but Teacher Huang is an old god, and this question is still very tricky.

"Hello teachers!"

Bai Shiqiu, Zhang Mo, Ma Li, and Xiaoxiao stood in front of the stage, lined up, this ...... Clothes changed.

Several teachers are very discerning, and this kind of detail change will not be missed.

However, what is more interesting is that Bai Shiqiu really set up a stage over there.

There was originally a desk in this classroom, but it was cleaned up, and Lao Bai gave one out of it, and then, that Ma Li was also a tiger, so he climbed up directly.

"Is a table enough?" I'm afraid she won't be able to stand on her feet.

Ma Li's legs were a little shaky at this time, but they were also holding on, "No problem!" ”

So, the girl Mary, dressed in a beige blouse, stood on the table.

"......" The faces of the teachers were all weird, and they couldn't guess what they were doing.

Lao Bai came over at this time, he changed into a red shirt, "Teacher, our sketch is about to start, let's not say the name, as for what repertoire has been adapted, I dare to guarantee that all teachers can see it at once." ”

Well?

Such a big breath?

Originally, he was on Bai Shiqiu's side, but Teacher Chang and Teacher Ma both felt that this kid was a little proud and a little inflated.

The sketch will start immediately.

Bai Shiqiu, dressed in red, then took out a piece of paper with three words written on it, 'Tomatoes'.

Here comes the lines.

"I'm a tomato, nutritious and delicious, red and red are likeable, and being rich in vitamins is my forte, but I only have vitamins." Bai Shiqiu's line was obviously a self-introduction, but next, Bai Shiqiu said in the direction of the table: "Look! That's the East, the beautiful egg, that's my sun! ”

Beautiful eggs?

But at this time, the girl Ma Li also took out a piece of paper, and it said 'egg'.

"Tomatoes!" Ma Li is also here, "Oh~~" This long tone is not bad, "Why are you called, West-Red-Tomato?" What does the name represent? In another name, it's still so sweet and sour. ”

As soon as the lines of these two people came out, they ...... Got it!

"Romeo and Juliet!" Several teachers exchanged glances with each other, and sure enough, as Bai Shiqiu said, they immediately understood what this was an adaptation.

The original line is, 'What does the name represent?' The roses we call are as fragrant as they are in another name. ’

So, the tomato is Romeo, the egg is Juliet, this adaptation...... It's curious.

But then, something even stranger came.

Ma Li, the girl who plays the role of 'egg', that is, Juliet, swayed, "If you are willing to change your name, then, I will use my egg whites to balance your regrets." ”

Regretful? What's the pity?

As I just said, there are only vitamins!

And the 'tomato' here, that is, Bai Shiqiu's Romeo, immediately responded: "Okay! If you can get the love of eggs, what more can you ask for? I abandon my common name! I'm going to rename it now! I'm called Tomato. ”

As soon as the name came out......

Poof!

classmates and teachers, a few of them couldn't hold back...... This joke is so weird.

But it's really funny, this tomato is completely taking advantage, he was originally called a tomato.

"That's great."

"yes, haha......"

Here Romeo and Juliet, that is, tomatoes and eggs, seemed to be about to be combined, but suddenly, a person jumped out.

It was Zhang Mo who was wearing a green shirt, and the paper said 'broccoli'.

Broccoli?

Oh yes, it's green.

I only heard Zhang Mo shouting: "No! You can't be together! ”

"Why?" Tomatoes and eggs asked in unison.

I only heard Zhang Mo, the broccoli, say: "Innocent eggs! You only have protein in your head! You don't know, do you? Tomatoes he's a playboy, he already has an illegitimate daughter outside! ”

Bastard daughter?!

The eggs and tomatoes both have strange expressions, and of course, the tomatoes are completely unaware.

"How is that possible? You're slandering! "Of course the tomatoes are going to come out and make a name for themselves.

Broccoli continued: "I know the name of that illegitimate daughter! ”

Tomato said, "I don't believe it! ”

Broccoli said: "You just pretend!" ”

Tomato said, "Then you say, what is her name?" ”

Broccoli said confidently at this time: "Her name is cherry tomatoes!" ”

Cherry tomatoes?

"Hahaha......"

Burst!!

Someone just sprayed it, it's just ...... How did you come up with it?

It's a breath of fresh air in the world of comedy.

But at this moment, another person jumped out.

"Broccoli, I know you like eggs too, but she doesn't match you...... The two of us should be together. ”

This is that Xiaoxiao, and at this time she is also wearing a white dress, and the paper reads, 'Cauliflower'.

Cauliflower vs. broccoli?

At this time, the tomato came out and laughed: "Haha, it turns out that you like eggs with broccoli?" You're just wishful thinking! Do you know the biggest difference between scrambled eggs with broccoli and scrambled eggs with tomatoes? ”

Scrambled eggs with broccoli do have such a dish, but what is the difference?

Broccoli said: "What's the difference?" ”

Tomato said with a cheap face: "Hehe, you are too dry, there is no juice, I am different, I have a lot of juice." ”

This line ......

"Hahahaha......"

"I can't do it! It's simply ...... Haha......"

It's not just classmates, even the teacher can't hold it anymore, and it's hard to maintain a serious expression.

The point is, in this line...... It's lustful, it's dirty, it's too connotative, and it's too reminiscent.

This kind of line, I'm afraid only Lao Bai can think of it.

The broccoli was devastated by that line, but ......

Cauliflower said: "Broccoli, don't be discouraged...... It's okay, the eggs don't like you, and me! ”

Obviously, cauliflower likes broccoli, which everyone can see, and at this time, will broccoli be with cauliflower?

I heard the tomato jump out again, "Haha! Broccoli, you can't be with cauliflower either! ”

"Why?!" Broccoli and cauliflower speak in unison.

Tomato said righteously: "Are you two idiots? Can't you see it? You two are brother and sister! ”

Sibling?

That's right, cauliflower and broccoli do look very similar to vegetables, but!

"Impossible!" Broccoli said loudly: "Have you ever seen a brother and sister with different skin tones?" I'm still green! ”

This......

Needless to say, there was another burst of laughter.

But it wasn't over yet, and suddenly, a sentence came from the egg's side.

"Half-sibling."

This......

"Hahaha......"

"This line is so weird...... Hahaha......"

"Why am I laughing...... Hahaha......"

It's so connotative, this line is simply amazing, the teacher can't help it, hehe's laughing there, how much is still holding back.

But, Lao Bai's sketch is not over yet, but now it seems that there are still many plots, and the emotional entanglements between the four people, so how does this end?

Tomatoes were very proud here, he hit the broccoli and won.

But I heard the broccoli shouting angrily: "Tomato, you bastard!" We were originally surnamed Xi, and we were a family 500 years ago, but you bastard didn't even give me face. ”

What is the ...... Needless to say, there was another burst of laughter.

However, the broccoli suddenly made a move to beat the tomatoes.

"Ahh The tomatoes are beaten, it looks like it's not going to work, if you have the conditions, you can get some tomato juice or something, but not right now, so you can only do a general show.

In the end, he fell, died.

When tomatoes die like this, what can we do with eggs?

"Ahh My tomatoes, my love......" The egg jumped down, and then dubbed himself, 'pop'.

Ma Li, the girl, fell directly on Lao Bai's body, and the two of them lay together.

So......

"Eggs, broken." Cauliflower came to the side.

Broccoli looked at it for a while and said, "It's okay, isn't this just a plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes?" ”

And here, the sketch is over.

Meanwhile!

"Hahahaha......"

"It's so much fun! Hahaha......"

"I'm going crazy with laughter! Hahaha......"

Bang Bang Bang ......

In the examination room, laughter and applause erupted.