"Haha...... This one is so creative. ”

"My stomach hurts when I laugh."

"Romeo and Juliet's home-cooked version."

When Lao Bai, Zhang Mo, Ma Li and Xiaoxiao took a curtain call, of course, when such a small ceremony came, everyone present, even themselves, laughed.

I can't help it.,I really endured it so hard before that I didn't laugh.,Of course,This also has something to do with the fact that this adapted sketch is very short.,What about the exam.,It doesn't need to be too long.。

A few teachers, that's really laughing, really can't bear it, can't bear it at all, the most special thing is this ending, it looks very abrupt, but it gives people a feeling of sudden realization, this kind of ending, to put it a little higher, is simply a postmodern work of art.

It's very subtle, it's very reasonable, and it can generate multiple understandings, can't it be seen that this is broccoli making a plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes?

Can't broccoli be a person?

Therefore, several teachers, even the strictest teachers can't find any fault, as for the performances of these four students, in fact, several teachers have scores in their hearts, and they all think it is very good, and they have already felt so before.

This skit is so great that it even makes the teachers forget one thing.

Teacher Ma just thought about it, "That, ask, what's the name of this sketch?" ”

After saying that, I still want to laugh, "Romeo and Juliet" such a classic work has been changed like this, how will Shakespeare feel above heaven?

To be honest, I was so excited just now that Bai Shiqiu forgot about it himself, but this name is really a bit difficult to get around, and he is also very stupid in naming it, so let's just do it.

"The difference between scrambled eggs with broccoli and scrambled eggs with tomatoes."

As soon as this remark came out......

"Hahahaha......"

Laughing, especially many female classmates, and even the female teacher's face was red, which was really embarrassing.

Zhang Moke has been watching from the sidelines, and at this point, he has marked one more evaluation of Lao Bai in his heart.

Sao!

Don't forget, there is another important issue, and that is the problem of Bai Shiqiu.

Teacher Ma looked at Teacher Huang, Teacher Huang naturally understood what this meant, and originally wanted to say a few words, but after thinking about it again, forget it, since this Bai Shiqiu classmate is so good, how can he turn people away?

This was also a mistake, so he nodded.

And as for the last oral exam, in fact, that oral exam is also dispensable, many times this oral exam is to ask what future imagination, artistic pursuit, especially, some candidates are Beiying and Chinese opera have reported, so just ask, 'If we both admit you to Chinese opera and Beiying, which one do you choose?' ’

Even this sentence became the most frequently asked question in the later oral examination, and most of the performance candidates reported it like this, and neither of the two colleges was left behind.

Bai Shiqiu didn't have this problem, he didn't report to the Beiying Performance Department.

For now, that's pretty clear, let's just do it.

Teacher Ma smiled and said to Bai Shiqiu: "Go back and prepare for the college entrance examination." ”

This sentence is worth a thousand words.

"Thank you, teacher!" Bai Shiqiu bowed, so what else did he say?

"Ahh......h

But some people don't like it.

"Hey, hey! The clothes! ”

The red clothes were borrowed.

Looking at Bai Shiqiu's happy appearance, Mr. Chang was also very happy for him, and the last sketch was simply beautiful!

In fact, what this sketch really looks at is not the performance, but the ability of the screenwriter, Bai Shiqiu, the repertoire adapted by this classmate, is simply refreshing, and it meets the requirements perfectly in all aspects.

Is it an adaptation of a classic famous play?

Of course, Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare's classic play.

Moreover, this is still a tragedy, a complete tragedy, but Bai Shiqiu's adaptation is still very pertinent, that is, it has been changed to a comedy.

The novelty of the creativity and the richness of the connotations of these lines are ...... Indeed, the slightest thought makes people blush, how can this kid think of these words like this?

Teacher Chang can conclude that Bai Shiqiu, this kid, may have to provoke many beautiful girls in the future, not only is he handsome, but he also has a lot of words.

It's really perfect, such a difficult question, it's just like this......

Teacher Chang couldn't help but look at Teacher Ma twice, and the meaning was very clear, should I find a place to talk?

Teacher Ma naturally understood, so during the lunch break, the two of them went outside the school to chat a little.

"Xiao Ma, what the hell do you think? I'm an old lady, and I may not be able to keep up with my thinking. ”

"Teacher Chang, you are dedicated to your profession, and what you think about is not as messy as ours, in fact, I can see Bai Shiqiu's matter a little clearly."

"Xiaoma, tell me quickly, such a good child, then why ......"

"Teacher Chang, it's no wonder that Mr. Huang, Mr. Huang is about to be promoted to the head of the department, and the head of the department will have to have a lot of administrative work. Yes, there are rumors outside, but this gossip or something, doesn't Mr. Huang know that there is no shadow at all? ”

"Then why is he so insistent and doesn't want to accept Bai Shiqiu's child?"

"You still don't understand? Just because Bai Shiqiu, this kid has no background. ”

"None? No, why don't you accept it? Doesn't that mean that the rumors are false? He Xiaohuang knows that it is fake, but he still doesn't accept it? ”

"Teacher Chang, it is precisely because Mr. Huang knows that this rumor is false, so he will not accept it."

"Strange."

"Not strange."

"I don't understand."

"You think, there's a lot of gossip, right? Objective, right? Yes, we all know it's fake, it's a rumor. But what? Hypothetically, if there is really a relationship behind Bai Shiqiu, if there is really someone behind him, then Mr. Huang will definitely accept him, no matter how unreliable and powerful the gossip is, he will definitely accept it. However, because there is no relationship, there is no one, Mr. Huang resisted the pressure of this rumor to accept a child with no background, what is he trying to do? Just this child's tuition fee of 10,000 yuan a year? This tuition fee can't fall into his pocket. And if it really matters, there is a big man behind this child, and the gossip is so powerful, just say that this child is your Chang family. You see, my surname Huang withstood so much pressure to take in your child, and I really did my best. Isn't this related to your Chang family, his teacher Huang and Director Huang don't have a white top thunder. ”

"Oh, when you say that, I finally understand, alas~ Xiao Ma, I'm really old."

"You're not old, but you don't have your mind on these messy things."

After such a chat between Teacher Chang and Teacher Ma, the mystery in my heart was solved, it turned out to be such a thing, this person can figure out the relationship to this point, it is indeed powerful, no wonder that Xiao Huang can go to the head of the department, not only because he is a man.

But fortunately, Bai Shiqiu's child does have strength, he is really a good child.

Teacher Chang is very happy, after all, a good seedling has not been buried because of this kind of mess, and ah, this 00-level acting class is what Teacher Chang wants to bring.

She used to bring Zhang Ziyi's class, and it was her turn.

Bai Shiqiu didn't know about the conversation between Teacher Chang and Teacher Ma, if he knew, he would definitely praise Teacher Ma for his awesomeness.

As soon as he came out of the examination room, Bai Shiqiu stepped on the brakes again.

"Son, how did you do in the exam?"

"Xiaoqiu, looking at your state, it seems to be pretty good?"

Of course, Mom and Dad have to ask, but Bai Shiqiu is very rational and controllable.

"Mom and Dad, I did well in the exam."

It's just that it's not bad, but I don't dare to say that I have almost definitely passed the art exam.

But even so......

"Great!"

"My son, hahaha...... This is my son! ”

Mom and Dad are still very happy, very happy.