Chapter 60: This Is the Real 'Donkey Gets Water'
"Hahaha......"
Kyoto Theater, laughter at this time, such a scene is rare, with Manager Zhang's experience for so many years, it seems that this drama "Lu Deshui Appearance" is going to be popular!
If you can watch a drama become popular these days, you can hear it by listening to the laughter, anyway, the "Rhino in Love" waved by the big name Meng Jing is like this, and, listen to the line just now.
"Pei Kuishan, isn't your lower body very good?"
"Zhang Yiman, what do you mean?"
"What do you mean, she said you can't!"
"What can't I do?"
"You can't do it internally."
"I can't, you know? Have you tried? β
"Iron man, try it with him, it won't take a few seconds."
"Aha......"
This is a conversation between three people, two men and one woman, and this line is simply too daring to say!
Manager Zhang listened to Song Qingyu's guy copy it before, but he didn't dare to do this, it meant this, but it was very subtle, I am afraid that this is because Song Qingyu is a teacher, and he still can't let go of new dramas.
However, in the new school of dramas, Manager Zhang's experience is that the more you can let go, the better. Let's just talk about the very popular "Rhino in Love", in it, what jing liquid, what copulation, what ...... Anyway, you dare to use any word, this is new.
Anyway, Manager Zhang thinks so.
But at this time, Manager Zhang thought of another thing, that is, the call he had received from Bai Shiqiu before.
"Manager Zhang, our "The Appearance of Lu Deshui" is going to be performed on one day with "Donkey Gets Water", didn't you know that this matter would be given to Qing Drama?"
"Huh? I'm going to tell them about this? β
"Of course."
"I said, Bai Shiqiu, classmate Bai! You're not sick, are you? You copy other people's dramas, and you have to tell them generously? Everyone's performance on the same day? β
"What's wrong with that?"
"Do you want to be so high-profile?"
"Isn't it good to be high-profile?"
"Shouldn't it be, quietly enter the village, don't shoot?"
"Manager Zhang, I am an upright Chinese, how can I learn from a little devil when I do things?"
Just this phone call made Manager Zhang ashamed for most of the day, and finally scolded Bai Shiqiu in his heart, and told the Qing drama over there about it.
And now it seems that this Bai Shiqiu is really not simple......
Understood, finally understood. Anyway, Manager Zhang wanted to understand why Bai Shiqiu had to let "Lu Deshui's Appearance" and "Donkey Get Water" perform in one day, this kid is not crazy at all, he is smart...... No, this kid is crazy, crazy and smart.
Manager Zhang's ambivalence at this time is unknown to others, especially the audience and reporters, who are now laughing non-stop.
"Lu Deshui's Appearance" is indeed very good, the lines are very bold, much bolder than the previous "Donkey Gets Water", although Song Qingyu copied Bai Shiqiu's script, but there are some words that the teacher feels a little blushing, so he simply changed it.
Moreover, not only the lines, but also the show itself is very bold......
The story of this play takes place in the Republic of China, in a school called Sanmin Primary School in the northwest mountainous area, the principal is surnamed Sun, he led three people, Zhang Yiman, Zhou Tienan, Pei Kuishan, and his daughter Sun Jia to take root in the countryside here, wanting to teach rural children to read.
This thing itself is very meaningful and idealistic, and it must be said that it is indeed a good thing.
However, there are many difficulties, and at this time, there is a shortage of soldiers, and it is difficult to do such a thing that Principal Sun called an educational experiment, you can imagine how difficult it is.
Moreover, no matter what you do, you need money, so Principal Sun is very clever to falsely report a teacher and eat empty salary.
The teacher who made this false report is Lu Deshui, who is actually a donkey in this school, because he pulls water for the school, so it is called 'Deshui'.
After eating such an empty salary, there is some room for funds, but however, these people immediately exposed some small greed.
For example, Zhou Tienan bought some sports equipment, Zhang Yiman made some clothes, and Pei Kuishan ...... Even Principal Sun repaired his glasses with the salary of a donkey.
But this was only the beginning, one day, the school bell was broken, and the donkey had water to pull water, Principal Sun asked his daughter to find a little coppersmith, and when the donkey returned, he found that his nest was on fire.
Sun Jia protects the water: "Why don't you put out the fire?" Why take the water away?! β
Zhang Yiman grabbed water: "The fire is burning like this, this water is not enough." β
Sun Jia, "How do you know if you don't save it?!" β
Zhang Yiman, "What do you drink at night when the water is gone?" What to drink tomorrow? β
Sun Jia, "Don't pull me!" I'm beating this water! I'm the one who fights with the water! Dad, the donkey shed is gone, where do the donkeys live if they have water? β
Principal Sun, "Sun Jia, don't make trouble, it's just a donkey, do you really treat it as a person?" β
Sun Jia, "Stop! If any of you dares to touch my waters, I will sue you. β
Principal Sun said angrily, "Who are you suing?" β
"Sue you! Sue you for falsely claiming a donkey as a teacher! I'll sue you for empty wages! Corruption! I'm going to jail for you all! β
"Say it again!"
The first strong impact, Sun Jia's outburst exposed the filthiness in this mountain village elementary school that looked very good on the surface, and Principal Sun fell here.
"Sun Jia, I'll tell you! If you want to sue, sue your dad and I alone, this is my idea! None of them know. β
It must be said that Mr. Xu's performance and his profound line skills at this time are impressive.
This is the first small outbreak of this play, but the previous Song Qingyu "Donkey Gets Water" is also there, is there anything different here?
"Hahaha......"
The audience laughed a little more here, and the laughter was because of ...... There is a donkey.
Stage plays, whether they are dramas or musicals, because of the limitations of the stage, some props are not good, 'fire' is okay, use red satin, just blow the wind underneath, very vivid, but the donkey can't help it.
How could it be possible to lead the donkey, how could the theater say yes? And, is this donkey a prop or an actor?
However, we have a donkey in this "Lu Deshui Appearance"!
Needless to say, it's a fake donkey.
But what's the matter with this fake donkey?
"Lao Bai! I'm not done with you! "Zhang Hangqi was on the stage at this time, but no one saw his true face, all everyone saw was the 'fake donkey'.
This matter, more than a month ago, Zhang Hangqi received a call from Tie Zi Laobai, asking what are you doing? Zhang Hangqi replied directly, when looking for a job, it means playing, and then Lao Bai said that he had made a play in the capital and needed manpower......
Zhang Hangqi was happy that he was really capable and could do stage plays, but later he ......
"This is a key role, the soul of our play, and our play was originally called "Donkey Gets Water"."
was fooled like this, Zhang Hangqi starred in the first trick in his life...... 'Donkey, get water' without lines at all.
In the script that was copied by Song Qingyu before, there is absolutely no such donkey, and it will definitely not be seen on the stage anyway, so this 'donkey' is really soulful, and it is very meaningful to our play, which is different from Song Qingyu's "Donkey Gets Water".
But Zhang Hangqi has already secretly made up his mind that when he finishes acting, he will definitely beat Lao Bai hard......
"Hahaha......"
This 'donkey' is a puppet costume, but in terms of action, especially because Zhang Hangqi doesn't have any acting skills, it unexpectedly makes people feel very cute, it is the word in later generations, stupid and cute, which melted the hearts of many viewers and reporters, and the laughter continued.
But, after all, the donkey is not the protagonist, and he will go down soon, and now, our Sanmin Primary School has to deal with the commissioner, what should we do?
The little coppersmith who repaired the school bell unexpectedly fell into everyone's eyes.
asked the little coppersmith to pretend to be Mr. Lu Deshui, and this task fell to Zhang Yiman.
"COME, FOLLOW ME, NICE-TO-MEET-YOU."
βNICE-TO-MEET-YOUγβ
"Wow, headmaster, he's a genius."
Mr. Lu Deshui declared that he was an English teacher, so he naturally had to teach him English now, and his luck was quite good, this little coppersmith was Mongolian, and he learned English quite quickly.
But that's not the point.
Playing Zhang Yiman is Zhang Jingchu, at this time she is wearing a cloth cheongsam, the side placket is not short, revealing a pair of white and slender long legs, which is already very reverie, and now, there are always some small frictions with the little coppersmith.
This one......
Bai Shiqiu's original script did not write this detail, but the character of Zhang Yiman actually has some debauchery, and she has a bad history, which can be heard from the words of several characters.
The work "Donkey Gets Water", when it was first staged on the stage, was quite bold.
Some people commented that this should be 16 bans.
Dark, obscure, provocative, seductive...... These were not in the original script, and now Bai Shiqiu certainly wants to present them one by one.
Hiss~~
There was an audience watching and watching, and their breathing was heavy.
Of course, this is just because Zhang Jing is beautiful at the beginning, and then she is so secretly teasing, it is really intriguing.
"This is the original."
"It's better than the previous one."
"I look good."
Both the audience and the reporters feel that this "Lu Deshui Appearance" is the real "Donkey Gets Water" at this time.