From the perspective of performance, these students of Chinese opera, even if they are senior sister Zhang Jingchu, can never be better than the senior drama actors of the previous youth drama, that is the youth drama theater, not an ordinary unit.

However, at the moment, in this Capital Theater, both the audience and reporters feel that the "The Appearance of Lu Deshui" in front of them is better than the previous "Donkey Gets Water".

On the one hand, there is the previous teacher Song Qingyu, and on the other hand, of course, it is the 'new' of our play.

"Teacher Lu Deshui, you are really in your true form."

When the commissioner listened to Mr. Lu Deshui's unique Mongolian English, he said something like this, so what does it mean...... Sanmin Primary School's empty salary was exposed?

The teachers and staff of Sanmin Primary School all came over and said that some people want to admit their mistakes, and some people have to take responsibility, but ......

"Did you carry it?" The commissioner's words and deeds were fierce, but he smiled at Teacher Lu Deshui: "Only Teacher Lu Deshui can carry the banner of China's rural education." ”

This one......

"Hahaha......"

"This correspondent is the male version of Little Swallow...... Hahaha......"

The audience couldn't help but laugh, this correspondent is really interesting, he is a guy who has nothing at all, and can listen to Mongolian as some classic of Shakespeare......

Zhou Shen himself almost didn't laugh.

However, at this point, the commissioner has been fooled.

"What?"

"Thirty thousand! It's 30,000! Mr. Lu Deshui's salary is 30,000 legal currency, which is 100 times that of ours! ”

"Huh? Haha......"

"Isn't Mr. Lu Deshui's salary ours! Hahaha......"

Originally, Mr. Lu Deshui's salary was 1,800 legal currency, but now, it has suddenly become 30,000 yuan, and the changes are so great, several teachers in Sanmin Primary School are even more concerned, and they also need to take photos of Mr. Lu Deshui......

As soon as the lights went dark, the curtain changed.

This is a healthy stage play, and there is absolutely nothing big about it.

Background.

"Hurry!"

"'Two months later' started, and that's the key!"

"Where's the gun? You ready? ”

“OK！”

"What about the sound? How's it going? ”

"No problem!"

After all, it's the first time for everyone, it's very nervous, and it's quite chaotic backstage, and the next scene is that the commissioner will come again two months later, and in order to show the time problem after these two months, everyone needs to change their clothes.

Don't forget, our Sanmin Primary School now has an extra 30,000 fiat dollars per month.

"Lao Bai, you are too inauthentic! actually let the buddy play a donkey. ”

"Oh, Tiezi, don't talk about this at this time, when it's over, I'll invite you to eat shabu-shabu."

"Shabu can't be eaten, you have to roast duck!"

"Good ......"

Zhang Hangqi was indignant, he was still the appearance of the donkey, to say that this donkey is also a 'high-tech' product, in order to let him play a donkey alone without having to land on all fours, so he borrowed from our unique folk art of running a dry boat......

Let's not talk about these details, 'two months later', here.

Beautiful music, little lights, and several teachers from Sanmin Primary School are dancing, they are now rich and can be dashing.

At this time, they are all happy, everyone has changed, the most obvious is Pei Kuishan, he has an extra mink on him.

Immediately afterwards, the light and shade changed, and it was another small curtain change, and soon everyone saw the difference.

"Deshui Classroom."

The sign of Sanmin Primary School is no longer hanged, and the teacher's name is directly on it, which shows the power of the 30,000 legal currency.

"Who are you in charge here!"

A peasant woman with a dark face came, who said that she was the daughter-in-law of the little coppersmith.

"What the hell!"

"What are you doing?"

"Oh, mom, fellow, eldest sister, I'm in Fengtian, where are you?"

"Oh mom, I'm from Xinjing......"

It's okay, Tie Nan and this coppersmith's daughter-in-law have become fellow villagers, but unfortunately, people will not let go of Sanmin Primary School.

"I just want to ask, who of you here broke my shoes with my coppersmith?!"

"My coppersmith will return from you! I didn't do any work when I went home, and I flipped through a few broken books there, babbling, and I didn't know which Mandarin I was speaking! ”

"I've been married for so many years, and I still don't know him?"

"Has he changed positions over the years? Yes?! ”

"I'll go back from you! The posture has also changed, and there are more tricks, yesterday! Just say yesterday! Fucking bite me in the ear! ”

"You said you would do something, bite your ears and do it! Ears are edible?! ”

This paragraph......

"Hahaha......"

The audience was hilarious.

It must be said that this girl Ma Li did perform very well, especially when she used that voice, it couldn't be better.

And at this time.

"There's a car coming!"

"Oh no! Correspondent! It's the correspondent! ”

"Why is he here?"

"Good! The correspondent was kicked in the head by a donkey! ”

"It's not water, is it?"

"It's good to get water."

This correspondent was really unlucky, and his head was shot in the head by a well-watered female donkey.

"Hahaha......"

laughed continuously, which made the audience and reporters a little unbearable. Actually, there was no performance on the stage, it was all based on lines, but when I thought of the stupid and cute appearance of the donkey, it still had a good look, which really made people can't help it.

The commissioner came again, no matter why he came, first of all, he had to solve the matter of the little coppersmith couple first, so several teachers from Sanmin Elementary School, they began their own transformation.

"Zhang Yiman! If it wasn't for the principal to help you back then, where the would you sell it now?! ”

The black plaster on Pei Kuishan's forehead and the mink on his body are definitely prominent, and at this time, in order to solve the problem and force Zhang Yiman to explain the problem of breaking his shoes, Pei Kuishan's face is really vicious.

Zhang Mo's small eyes really played a big role.

Zhang Yiman was finally forced to be helpless, and she told the coppersmith couple.

"It's you, it's you! You're tough! ”

The coppersmith's daughter-in-law is quite spicy.

And in this story, in the end, Zhang Yiman had to completely let go of the coppersmith.

"Do you still want to come with me? Sleeping with you just to keep you photographed. ”

"Do you really think I like you?"

"I'm such a person, as long as it's a man, it happened to be you that day."

"Sober? Hurry up and go home with your wife. ”

"Do you really think of yourself as a human being? You are an animal in my heart! ”

Finally, the coppersmith was injured and left, but the coppersmith's daughter-in-law left a word.

"You're the animals!"

At this time, Zhang Yiman squatted down, trembling all over.

"I'm sorry, coppersmith, I'm sorry."

As soon as the lights went dark, the curtain changed again.

This darkness left the audience and reporters a time, and they could think about why Zhang Yiman was like this just now.

Soon, the lights in the Deshui classroom were turned on.

"Mr. Ross has some severe altitude sickness......"

It turned out that this time it was not only the commissioner who came, but also an American named Ross, who was the one who funded Mr. Lu Deshui's salary.

But.

"If Mr. Ross asks, you must say that Mr. Lu Deshui's salary is 100,000."

100,000?

Needless to say, the people in the Ministry of Education have eaten the lion's head.

"It's been a long-time mess with the Ministry of Education."

"This is a reasonable distribution, Zhou Tienan, do you understand?"

Zhou Tienan, the Northeast guy played by Bai Huaqiu, so far, he is very tough and direct, what do you say.

Now I want to find Mr. Lu Deshui, but the coppersmiths have been taken away, what should I do?

“NICE-TO-MEET-YOU。”

Coppersmith, oh no, it's Mr. Lu Deshui who has reappeared......

The commissioner's heart was overjoyed, and everyone at Sanmin Primary School was also happy, but soon they realized that something was wrong.

Teacher Lu Deshui said, "When I first came to this school, the principal said to me, there is no class in teaching, I once saw a coppersmith, just because he has no culture, so he is used, not as a person, and after being used, he will be scolded as a beast." ”

It's over, the coppersmith has awakened!

"I want you to fire Teacher Zhang Yiman!"

Lu Deshui can cooperate with the commissioner to fool the Americans, but this is the condition.

"Why?"

"She called me an animal!"

"So ......"

"How about you scold her too? Fair, right? ”

Everyone still stopped it, and in the end they scolded Zhang Yiman, but it was difficult for the principal to say it, because he made it up.

"I'll scold!" Pei Kuishan stood up again, "Zhang Yiman, I'll tell you the truth, you're a stinky bitch!" ”

All kinds of vicious language burst out of Pei Kuishan's mouth, and the resentment that had been ridiculed and ridiculed that had accumulated before exploded.

But that's not enough......

"Cut her hair for me!"

Once in power, the little coppersmith took revenge frantically.

Although Principal Sun looked reluctant, he still picked up the scissors......

As soon as the lights were dark, the sound of clicking scissors kept coming out, waiting for the lights to come back on.

"I, I...... Ahhh......h

Zhang Yiman is crazy!

Her hair became like a dog's gnaw, and the beautiful girl was gone.

"Enough! I've had enough! Lu Deshui: It's a donkey! He's an animal! This man is not a teacher, he is a liar! ”

Zhou Tienan finally couldn't help it, and he revealed the truth.

What will the correspondent do?

"This is my former subordinate."

A military man appeared.

"Don't arrest me, don't ......" Teacher Lu Deshui, who was still showing off his martial arts just now, instantly became a coppersmith, kneeling in front of the soldier, begging.

But.

"No need to be like this, Mr. Lu Deshui."

"Teacher Lu Deshui?"

"I said that he is Teacher Lu Deshui, he is Teacher Lu Deshui, what? What's the problem? ”

The commissioner knew the truth, but his choice was still to continue the play.

"You bastards! Lao Tzu doesn't act! I'm going to sue you! ”

Zhou Tienan no longer wants to be in the same league with them.

"There is a limit to my tolerance for the temper of intellectuals." The commissioner was angry, and the soldier drew his gun.

"Come on!" Zhou Tienan was extremely angry, "You told him to collapse me!" Come on! ”

Bang! The gun went off.

The lights are dim again, and everyone's hearts in the audience are in their throats, the plot just now is simply tense to a tense state, and the contradictions and conflicts between the characters continue to emerge, one after another, making people breathless.

And everyone has seen Song Qingyu's "Donkey Gets Water" before, where Zhou Tienan died and was collapsed by this gun, but now?

It's dark here, why is it dark? Why change the curtain?

Soon, it was lit up again, and at this time, everyone saw that except for the soldier and the commissioner, who were still standing, everyone was lying on the ground, and the smart ones were hiding, such as Pei Kuishan.

Zhou Tienan was lying down on his back, with Zhang Yiman beside her, she saw this, her face was terrified, and her eyes were full of tears.

Zhou Tienan is dead?

Suddenly!

"Oh mom, I didn't fight, I didn't fight, haha...... I'm not dead. ”

He didn't die, but at this time, the commissioner grabbed a pistol and said to Zhou Tienan: "This shot won't miss." ”

So, what about the hard-hearted Zhou Tienan?

"No, no, no! Correspondent! I was wrong! In an instant, this originally tough man directly hugged the commissioner's thigh, his red face was full of fear, tears and saliva took off, "I was wrong!" I was wrong! I was wrong! Please, don't shoot! I listen to you for everything! I was wrong! I was wrong! I was wrong......"

The man was deformed.

I was laughing a lot just now, but at this time, such a huge contrast made the audience goosebumps......