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Xiao Shan's face darkened expressionlessly, and he gritted his teeth, "Su Fang, you die for me." ”
"Oops, I'm so embarrassed to be discovered~!" A head more colorful than a rooster's tail poked out of the corner, waving its paws at the mountains, laughing so hard that it was called a YD under-flat.
This time it was not only Xiaoshan, but Dashan's face was also green, he trembled and pointed at the three cute pets that were beyond the limit, and was angry, "Let you take care of the eldest lady's pet, is that how you take care of it?" It's too much~! ”
Su put his feet crossed, sat cross-legged on the ground, scratched his head like a feather duster indifferently, and said, "Don't worry, I've scrapped the bones of those four people, and they can't hurt the pets of the eldest lady." ”
"Fart, don't you know that the eldest brother has a habit of cleanliness, you dare to make the eldest lady's pet become so dirty and messy, and it angers the boss, and your ten lives are not enough to pay." Oyama swore that if there was a table in front of him, he would definitely smash Su's head.
"Uh......" looked at the unstained and high-spirited wolf king and snake king, and then at the handfuls of white tigers, black panthers and stupid dogs whose fur was still covered with dust and their fur was sticky with blood, Su Fang was dumbfounded.
The Snake King Eggplant and the Wolf King Steamed Bun are enlightened, although they can't speak human words, they can understand what humans want to express, and they have an innate understanding advantage for Xiao Jingchen's simpler mind than a beast, they know what Xiao Jingchen likes and what taboos, so, when killing the enemy, whether it is hanging the other party or biting off the other party's throat, even if the enemy is bloody, the bones are incomplete, and they themselves are still clean and bloody.
On the other hand, vegetable buns, lotus roots and husky steamed buns, they themselves are very fur-rich felines and canines, and they are pure beasts without enlightenment, it is already a miracle to be able to control themselves not to eat people, and it is simply wishful thinking to expect them to know that Shenma is called "clean and tidy".
Su Fang has been helping him take care of the underworld since he escaped from prison and was taken in by Bai Xijing, because of such and such reasons, he has not had the opportunity to see Xiao Jingchen for so many years, and now he knows that he is only separated by a wall from that cute sister paper, and he is inevitably a little carried away, so he is in trouble, helpless, he can only look at the mountains and mountains pitifully, "What should I do now?" ”
Xiaoshan had a cold face and didn't say a word, Dashan touched his chin and said sincerely, "For today's plan, there is only one way to make up for it." ”
Su Fang's spirit was shocked, and his eyes were shining on the mountain, "What? ”
Dashan pursed his lips and smiled steadily.
Su Fang: "......" suddenly had a very ominous premonition.
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Xiao Jingchen killed the two lunches like a whirlwind, and was about to attack the third, when she suddenly moved her ears, Huo Ran stood up, and looked at the sky in the distance over the high wall.
"Is it swollen?" Startled by her surprise, Ling Fei choked on a mouthful of rice and coughed wildly, which Amy asked on her behalf.
Xiao Jingchen directly stuffed the third lunch box that had just been opened and had not moved into the arms of Qian Duoduo beside him, turned around and ran towards the studio, a gust of wind brushed Spearburrow's side, startling the old man who was discussing with the assistant director and editor, and asked, "Is it swollen?" ”
The others collectively shrugged their shoulders and expressed their ignorance with the signature movements of the Chinese people, and Amy secretly stroked her forehead and explained a few words with Ingrid, who was quite fluent, but in fact, she didn't know what was going on.
Xiao Jingchen has always been distracted when eating, but her ears are not decorations after all, not to mention that her hearing itself is much sharper than that of normal people, so in the only gap where she was not attracted by the food in the lunch box, she caught a seemingly familiar tiger roar.
Xiao Jingchen decisively dropped the food, ran out with a fart, as soon as she went out, she immediately closed her eyes, shrugged her little nose to catch the faint smell in the air that was almost invisible, and then chose a direction and ran wildly.
As a result, before he ran out two steps, he saw a big bad wolf jumping out of the corner, Xiao Jingchen's eyes lit up, and he pounced on it, hugging the big bad wolf's neck and rubbing it hard, "Steamed bun ~~~~~"
"Hiss~hiss~hiss~~" The python tube, which was a step slower because of its large size, said that it was very unhappy, and Xiao Jingchen immediately turned his head and hugged its big head and rubbed and rubbed, "Eggplant ~~~!" ”
"Pure dust!!" Due to his relatively petite physique, Dashan Tube, who was two steps slower, said that he needed attention, Xiao Jingchen tilted his head and looked over, his eyebrows and eyes bent, and he laughed with two deep dimples, "Uncle Dashan, Uncle Xiaoshan." ”
Dashan, who couldn't get the hug treatment, touched his nose sneeringly, Xiaoshan looked over coldly, and Dashan immediately nodded maturely and steadily, "Miss!" ”
Pulling away the wolf king and the snake king, Xiao Jingchen looked at the empty mountain behind the mountain, and wondered, "Where is the vegetable bag?" I hear it cry! ”
Xiaoshan: "......" must be the white (idiot) tiger beating the "drum kit" too excited, roaring too loudly to be heard.
Dashan: "......" will never admit that he tricked Su to go and bathe the three pets and go to the birds, uh...... The tiger's butt can't be touched, Su put the tube, a miss into a thousand years of hatred, even when bathing the tiger, remember not to touch the paws~~!
Xiao Jingchen moved her nose, the taste of the vegetable bun has been masked by the smell of eggplant and steamed buns, coupled with the increasingly rich bloody gas, even she can hardly find traces of the vegetable bun, let alone the husky and the black leopard, ╮(╯▽╰)╭
So, Xiao Jingchen, who decisively threw his troubles to his heels, happily led the steamed buns and eggplants back to the set, the mountains and hills glanced at each other, and disappeared in a flash, there were still twelve corpses waiting for them to clean up the aftermath, although Bai Xijing had sent someone to be secretly guarded, but the people in the shadows were not good to show up after all, and they still had to do it themselves~!
A big bad wolf and a mutant python immediately caused great panic as soon as they entered the set.
As soon as Xiao Jingchen walked into the door, the drama staff who were preparing in the door subconsciously turned their heads to look, but they were greeted by a strong and vigorous wolf king and a giant python with a bloody mouth and a body thicker than a small bucket, which would make people scared into ghosts.
Everyone who turned their heads to look at the door was stunned, for a second, two seconds, three seconds......
"Ahhhhh——————h
Xiao Jingchen clicked his big eyes, calmly looked at the compound that was emptied all of a sudden, and finally nodded at the only girl who was still standing and screaming, and said seriously, "Female donor, you are so fat." ”
Female donor: "Ahhhhh..................hh (T_T)
The panic outside naturally attracted the attention of the people in the studio, and they ran out in twos and threes, only to see Xiao Jingchen walking slowly past the female donor with the python and the big wolf, the tip of the python's tail just passed by the female donor, and the female donor's legs fell to the ground as soon as her legs were weak, and she fainted.
The people who ran out of the studio were all wide-eyed in horror, but most of them were international superstars who had seen the world, and their concentration was much more than that of those staff, even if they were so frightened that their knees were weak, they still stood firmly, even if their eyes were full of horror, they still looked at Xiao Jingchen without a trace, and secretly thought to themselves-
This little Oriental girl is so fat!
"What happened?" The commotion outside finally attracted the final boss on the set, Mr. Spielburos staggered over, took out reading glasses from his pocket and put them on as he walked, and he was slightly stunned when he saw one man and two beasts approaching him.
Unexpectedly, the elderly director was not only not frightened by the two hideous beasts, but cried out in surprise, "Oh, Xiaobai, is this what your father, Mr. Dabai, said about your pet?" ”
Well, the people of the United States like to call people's surnames, and there are currently two people with the surname Bai on the set, so Dabai Xiaobai came into being.
Xiao Jingchen nodded, touched the wolf king's head, "This is a steamed bun," and then touched the snake king's body, "This is an eggplant." ”
"Hi~, steamed buns, eggplant, hello, I'm Spielburos." The old man blinked playfully, and he didn't know if Mr. Dabai was swollen to communicate with him, this old man really regarded the beast king as a pet like a cat and a dog, and stretched out his hand to the wolf king in a similar way.
The wolf king looked down at the paws stretched out under his neck, a little tangled, even if it belongs to the canine family, but it is not a dog Okay, the ...... of shaking hands, the wolf king hesitated and raised his front paws reservedly, but a round and cold snake tail was quickly stuffed into the withered vine-like claws of Spielber, and the tip of the tail did not forget to shake.
There was a lot of horror all around, and I got up!
Spielburos was slightly stunned, subconsciously raised his head, a bloody mouth opened in front of his eyes, the unique cold breath of snakes came to his face, two sharp fangs almost poked his forehead, Spearburos's face was pale, but he stiffened and did not faint, and several tall and strong men behind him looked at him, and he wanted to step forward regardless of the evil python that "tried to eat humans alive", but the wolf king, who was robbed of the opportunity to hold his claws, suddenly grinned, "Whoa——! ”
The deterrence of the wolf's howl is no less than the tiger's roar and the python's hiss, several men stiffened at the same time, but Spielburos was awakened by the wolf king's roar, he opened his mouth, carefully released his paws, and watched the giant python take its tail back and coil it under him, and then said to Xiao Jingchen, "Your pet is really sensible." ”
Xiao Jingchen nodded and patted the Wolf King, "Steamed buns also want to shake hands with you." ”
"Oh, it's my pleasure." Spielburos hurriedly stretched out his hand again, and the wolf king raised his paw reservedly and put it on his hand.
Spielburos couldn't help but laugh, "Your pet, you're so sensible. "This is a sincere appreciation.
Xiao Jingchen pursed his lips and laughed out two small dimples, and accepted the praise unceremoniously.
"Oh, dear Xiaobai, may I touch them?" Juliet, the heroine who plays Vivian, can't help but step forward and say that humans are generally afraid of animals such as snakes, insects, rats and ants, but they have an indescribable yearning for wolves, which are known for their arrogance and unity.
Xiao Jingchen tilted his head and thought about it, and said, "I have no opinion, you can ask it, stretch out your hand, if it shakes hands with you, it means that it is willing to let you touch it, if it doesn't shake hands with you, then you'd better not touch it, otherwise, it will be angry." ”
"Oh, thank you." Juliet was wearing the costume of a military medical officer, squatting down handsomely and handsomely, and cautiously stretched out her hand towards the wolf king, "Hello, Mantou, I'm Juliet, it's nice to meet you." ”
The wolf king looked down at the slender and beautiful human paw stretched out in front of him, hesitated for a moment, and slowly raised his paw to put it on and clicked it.
Juliet's eyes lit up, and she tentatively stretched out her hand to the wolf king's head, until her palm touched the fluffy but slightly rough wolf hair, her eyes widened in surprise, and her face was full of excitement in disbelief, "Oh my God, it's amazing, this is really a smart wolf." ”
Touching the wolf king, Juliet sniffed her paws and said sincerely, "It's so clean." ”
Xiao Jingchen nodded and said proudly, "Of course, they take a bath every day." ”
With the first person to eat crabs, there will naturally be a second and third ......, and even the staff who were scared away before have run back, whether it is a star or a famous screenwriter and director, they have become restrained children in front of the wolf king and the python king, on the one hand, they are excited and excited to be able to touch the legendary beast, and on the other hand, they are afraid that this strong beast will burst out and hurt people, it is really all kinds of pain and happiness.
Xiao Jingchen as a newcomer to the East in this ancient circle of estrangement finally because of the arrival of the wolf king and the python king and the invisible invisible, no one in the normal human race can resist the wolf king and the python king of the charm of the two intimate pets, after a while the two beast kings are surrounded by people, of course, the wolf king's side is dominated by women, and the python king's side is dominated by men, and the main and secondary are clear.
Xiao Jingchen, the owner, was squeezed aside instead, and Spielberry stood beside her with reading glasses, and said generously, "It's really rare to see such a humane beast, how long have you been raising it?" ”
"Eighteen years." Although they have been separated for several years, in Xiao Jingchen's mind, they are his relatives, and they have always been together.
Spielburos was slightly stunned, his eyes flashed, does a wolf have a lifespan of eighteen years? ?
Shaking his head, the director didn't think much about it, anyway, as long as he knew that these two beasts would not hurt people.
However, looking at the two beasts that are so human that they can not only shake hands but also roll up people to make jokes, the divergent director's mind began to come alive again, and he could think of replacing the feature film with an accidentally recorded fight scene, how could he not find the shining points on the two beasts.
[I came back from a business trip, and I turned out to be a little Kavin, sweat~~!
Niu'er is working hard to adjust~! Cover your face~~! 】RS