388 Spanking people in the face
When deciding to use the newcomer of Wuxie, director Spearburos focused on understanding her acting experience, whether it was Baili Yao in "Jianghu Killing", or the snake demon edict in "Kunlun Tu", or the monk Xuankong in "The Secret History of the Great Zhou", these roles are understandably excellent, but they are not the reason why Spearburos was finally moved, what really moved this titan was actually the lowest-cost series of small videos - "Beastmaster Tribulation".
Spielburos saw the changeable temperament of Wuxian from the three "Beastmaster Tribulation", and she was not only changeable, but each change was the extreme, and at the same time, Spielberry naturally noticed the other three protagonists of "Beastmaster Tribulation" - the wolf king, the python king and the tiger king.
Although a show broke the news that the three beasts were innocent pets, after all, they were national super-protected animals, and it was not so easy to catch them for filming, so Spearburos didn't have the idea of this at first, but who would have thought that the two fathers and daughters of the big white and the white used some strange way to smuggle the two beasts to the United States, and brought them to the ...... on the set, if you don't borrow some light, I'm sorry for the pure eyes of the little white girl!!
Spielburos immediately hooked up with the assistant director and the editorial team to secretly change the script three times~!
Change the script first, and then have the bargaining chips to negotiate with the big white tube, and he can also see that the father of the big white tube is simply pampered by his daughter to the point of undisciplined, as long as he is sure that the changed script is good for the little white girl, I believe that the big white tube will not bear to refuse.
So, whether it is the director, assistant director, screenwriter who was itched by the beastmaster's eyes, or the actors and staff who were impressed by the charm of the beastmaster and competed to exchange feelings, plus the six brains of Xiaojingchen and Innocent Film and Television who stood aside to watch the lively Xiaojingchen and innocent film and television, everyone selectively forgot a certain unlucky pond fish - Laverde o(╯□╰)o, who was knocked unconscious by fate and was still lying on the floor of the lounge
This is the legend: the fire at the city gate affected the pond fish, Ami Tofu~!
In the room next to the rest room where Laverde's corpse was held, the door slowly opened a crack, and his eyes fell through the studio and fell into the courtyard, and the Yuanzhi with excellent eyesight witnessed the safe and sound Xiao Jingchen and the appearance of the two beast kings selling cute treasures, his expression was a little dumb, his eyes were a little numb, and he murmured in disbelief, "How can it be ......, I know that you have arranged dark whistles around, and you have made corresponding arrangements, how can it be that it failed without making a sound at all, this is not scientific~!!! ”
Bai Xijing sat lazily on the chair, bowed his head and sent a text message slowly, and replied distractedly, "Corresponding arrangement?" Snort~, what is the corresponding arrangement, do you think you can assassinate my secret post by sending more people? ”
"Isn't it?" Huo Ran, the idiot, turned his head, stared at Bai Xijing, and said, "My people are all trained by us, although they are not as good as you and your daughter, but it is enough to deal with ordinary Dao people, not to mention that I have specially arranged twelve masters......"
In fact, Yuanzhi's prediction was not wrong, the people he sent were indeed enough to deal with Bai Xijing's secret whistle, after all, Bai Xijing's base camp was not in the United States, and it was already the extreme that he was able to temporarily dispatch such a secret whistle, and if he did it too much, it would attract the attention of the local government, and an accident could probably induce international disputes, but unfortunately, Yuan Idiot didn't expect Bai Xijing to let Dashan Xiaoshan bring Xiao Jingchen's pet over.
The twelve masters were killed by the two two goods of eggplant and steamed bun in just one face, and the remaining four were also killed under the joint claws of Su Fang and the other three cute pets, without the help of these twelve masters, the remaining assassins were naturally solved by Bai Xijing's secret sentinels in minutes.
Therefore, it can be said that the failure of the fate idiot is not because of Bai Xijing's wisdom and close to the demon, but just because he missed five second-hand cute pets.
Of course, Bai Xijing would not help him solve his doubts, he just shrugged his shoulders, calmly and calmly strategized, and threw six words to the other party coldly and nobly - "You, too, small, look, me, it!" ”
Ouch big white daddy, you are not afraid of the wind flashing your tongue ╮(╯▽╰)╭
The fate idiot failed, the failure was quite complete, not only did the people he brought out wipe out without a single living mouth, but even he himself became Bai Xijing's prisoner, although Bai Xijing did not deliberately restrict his movements, but he did not dare to leave the set, because he knew that once he walked out of the science fiction area of the film and television base, at least twenty sniper rifles would be locked on him, and without Bai Xijing's approval, he would not have been able to leave this huge film and television base alive - is this considered self-inflicted?!!!
Bai Xijing was in an extremely angry mood and hummed an unknown tune out of the lounge, joined his daughter, and continued to be his twenty-four filial father.
The filming was suspended for three days, and the screenwriters stayed up all night for three days and three nights and finally rushed out of the new script with bloodshot eyes, during which even Spielburos was seriously sleep-deprived, and finally, this dedicated and slightly childlike old man found the big white tube with a fresh and hot script, and the two talked all day behind closed doors, and finally got the acting contract of the cute pets, oh also~!
The new script was distributed to the actors, and filming resumed.
Bull and Dongfang were picked up from prison by Marshal Lolita Yar, and when he learned of Dongfang's identity, Boole secretly congratulated himself on his luck, if he hadn't been accompanied by the marshal's son, he would have been shot directly and no one would have come to save him.
Bull's sense of luck only lasted until the gate of the prison, and after getting into Marshal Lolita Yar's car, Bull found that the direction of the car was not the Marshal's Palace, but the Imperial Parliament.
The marshal's special car drove to the gate of the house, a beautiful tail flick landed from the air, and immediately a guard stepped forward to help open the door to welcome the arrival of the marshal, and in the whole process, those guards of the imperial capital who belonged to the elite existence in the eyes of ordinary soldiers like Boer maintained respect from heart to body, and the admiration and fear of the marshal were deep in their bones.
Looking at the petite girl in a white military uniform, who obviously looked like she was only in her twenties but was the first marshal of the empire, Bull's mood was quite complicated, just when he was complicated and unbearable, Dongfang patted him on the shoulder sympathetically, and his expression was secretive, "Don't be obsessed with my mother, my mother is just a legend, and most importantly, I don't want to have a stepfather!" ”
Boole: "......"
Lolita Yar turned her head and swept Dongfang coldly, Dongfang immediately raised her head and stood up, waist and back, and stood in a standard military posture.
Lolita Yar retracted her gaze, the hand hanging by her side moved slightly, and a huge "dog" immediately jumped off the back seat, slowly walked to her leg and rubbed it, a "dog" can be so calm and elegant, I have to say Marshal Lolita Yar, you are decisively going against the sky.
Dongfang's eyes moved slightly, and under the straight military posture, he could still speak without moving his mouth, "Mother actually brought the Night King, there is a good show to watch." ”
Boole: "......??? ”
Marshal Lolita Yar walked into the parliament building without saying a word, followed by Bull and Dongfang, as well as four personal guards, but these six people combined had the deterrent power of a "dog", and almost all the parliamentary workers encountered along the road were in the same action - seeing the marshal saluting, looking down at the "dog", bending down to give way, it was called smooth and crisp in one go.
In the council office hall, the six generalissimos are having a final discussion on the crimes of Bull and the East, and the whole hall is filled with a relaxed taste, for them from top nobles, it is really simple to decide the life and death of two small soldiers, if it weren't for the fact that this little soldier is now too concerned within the empire, it can't alarm them at all.
The marshals who are pitiful don't know that the young master of the East, who likes to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, actually has the identity of a pit father╮(╯▽╰)╭!!
Marshal Babuton looked around, "I think Bull? The charges of Lavia and Dongfang Yun should be established, who has any objections? ”
The remaining five people looked at each other in pairs, or squinted their eyes and pretended to be stunned, and no one raised any objections, and Babuton sneered, "In that case, then, I will only rule in the name of Marshal Triumph, Corporal Bull?" Lavia and Dongfang Yun were convicted of treason and sentenced to ......"
"Bang-" Before Babuton's words were finished, the door of the parliamentary office hall was suddenly rudely kicked open, and because of the excessive external force, the retro alloy double-open imitation wooden door slammed into the wall and rebounded back.
The faces of the six marshals changed drastically, and Babuton slapped the table angrily, "Presumptuous, you dare to trespass into the council hall, this is a capital crime......"
A pure white petite figure slowly walked in from outside the door, Babuton's voice stopped abruptly, he opened his mouth, his face turned red, but he suppressed his anger in a daze, and said dryly, "Marshal Lolita Yar, why are you here?" ”
Lolita Yar walked into the hall without squinting, and Babuton and the others saw Bull and Dongfang following her, and their faces changed subtly, Babuton frowned slightly, angry, "You are so bold, you dare to escape from prison." ”
Bull rolled his eyes a little uneasily, but he pursed his mouth and didn't say a word, Dongfang rolled his eyes, and smiled, "We didn't escape from prison, it was Marshal Lolita Yar who personally picked us up." ”
Babuton's voice choked, and he looked at Lolita Yar suspiciously.
Lolita Yar led the "dog" Night King to the first seat and sat down, completely ignoring the doubts of Babuton and the others, and just said to herself, "You asked Bull just now?" I oppose the resolution of Lavia and Dongfang Yun's crimes. ”
was refuted in person, Babutun's chest was blocked, and he panicked, his forehead was bruised, but he didn't dare to get angry after all, but he just said with forbearance, "Marshal Lolita Yar, the six of us all agree that these two people are convicted, and half of those who agree have already passed, even if you oppose it, it will be invalid." ”
Lolita Yar sat in the chief seat, her petite figure sunk into the big sofa, looking a little thin and weak, and her voice also had a kind of girlish softness and crispness, but the words that came out were ......
"It doesn't matter if you are half or not, the old lady is the chief, and she has the right to veto any of your resolutions with one vote."
The "big dog" Night King, who was in full accord with his master, stood up, pulled his front paws on the edge of the table, and grinned silently at the six marshals, his cold fangs flashing with cold light, and the threat was self-evident.
The Six Generalissimos: "......" This is simply a slap in the face of Hongguoguo, there is wood and there is ~( ̄ ε(# ̄)☆╰╮( ̄▽ ̄///)RS