"Uncle Policeman, help!"

"There's monsters in there! Going to eat us! ”

"Monster, monster!"

Pang Slender Ghost cried wolf and ran out wildly, he was stabbed in the buttocks, and it hurt to run up, but he couldn't run away, he was bitten to death if he didn't run!

So despite his limping, he was running fast.

I finally saw a few people in police uniforms appear, and they were like seeing their own father, and even tears burst out.

Director Jia sneered all over his face, damn, where are there monsters in this world?

I look at the real monsters, it's you!

In the morning, a group of people who were not afraid of death wanted to break into Tiger Mountain, but they were almost bitten to death by tigers, thanks to the staff of the zoo who rescued them desperately, and then called the police very angrily, and are still making notes in the office.

A group of people are not ashamed to say that they want to compensate for the bitten clothes, the mobile phones that were eaten, and the mental damages?

It's good not to be bitten to death by a tiger, but you're embarrassed to ask for compensation?

Director Jia was stunned when he saw the video.

A group of security guards, desperately shouting: "Don't go in, it's dangerous inside!" Dangerous! ”

Then this group of tiger friends resolutely wanted to use the tiger as food, and directly got down to the security guards and forcibly broke into the tiger park.

At that time, Director Jia felt that these people were crazy.

It's insane!

And these people, who were not eaten by tigers, at most bit some flesh wounds or something, it is a miracle of miracles!

Before I was done with this group of crazy people, there was another group of people engaged in performance art in the afternoon.

Jiahu is a small place, and Director Jia rarely interacts with these people, but he really hears too much from his peers. Regardless of the occasion, regardless of the impact on others, all day long to engage in sensationalism, bloody running around, have you ever cared about the feelings of others? What to do if you freak out little ones?

Seeing these people, Director Jia was angry.

Let's disturb the peace first, and come with me to the bureau to squat!

Seeing that these people wanted to run, Director Jia stopped these people with a wave of his hand.

"Uncle Policeman, Run!"

"Really, there really are monsters!"

"Uncle Policeman, do you believe me......"

"Believe you, big head! Be honest with me! Director Jia pressed the ** running thin man to the ground.

"Let's go, come with me!"

It feels like the house is going to be full again tonight......

At the gate of the zoo, Sanjin stared blankly at the scene in front of him.

"Four taels, our food ran out ......"

"Uh......h Am I going to eat chicken wings? Don't! Four taels hugged their heads and screamed, "I want to rebel!" Don't stop me, I'm going to rebel! ”

Pang was taken to the police station, and then transferred to the hospital, where he fell into a coma shortly after arriving at the hospital.

The others were severely reprimanded and not released until the next morning, when the barrister of the manor, An Danyue, warned everyone and threatened to sue them for bankruptcy.

When they finally got out, they were sluggish, like frosted eggplants.

The people who were invincible in the past tasted defeat for the first time.

Their methods are enough to make other vulnerable groups suffer unspeakably, but unfortunately, he met the most brutal manor owner in the world.

Even if they were really eaten by tigers, it is estimated that Zhuang would have a way to make them disappear without a trace.

……

In the zoo, the barbecue meeting was being held, and Director Ke sighed and sat in a corner, holding a chicken wing in his hand, but he couldn't swallow it.

"You don't like chicken wings either?" Siliang walked over, bent his four legs, sat next to Dean Ke, and said indignantly: "The owner of the village is really too much, the food runs away by himself, and he doesn't care about ......"

Director Ke listened to the chatter, thinking about his thoughts, and kept wandering.

Until Sanjin came over and handed them a skewer of grilled squid, and then sat on the other side of Director Ke, the two fallen dragonmen sandwiched the not tall Director Ke in the middle, while eating, chattering, eating, and handing a few strings to Director Ke.

The two chatted for a while, and found that Director Ke had not spoken, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, human, why don't you speak?" ”

"Huh? You two big guys...... I'm worried about the opening of the park tomorrow, and I've dealt with these animal activists all day today, and I have completely forgotten about the publicity, and I really don't know what to do tomorrow...... Alas, what if no one comes to the zoo tomorrow! Director Ke didn't notice what the two were discussing at first, he took whatever he gave him, ate a few strings of squid gluten and the like, and was slapped before he came to his senses and complained to the two.

"Huh?" Director Ke looked up at the two of them, "On this big night, the park hasn't officially opened yet, why are you still wearing costumes...... Uh......"

Director Ke suddenly felt excited, and felt that something was wrong.

He's been in a lot of trouble lately, and although he's seen the Fallen Dragonman two or three times, he hasn't paid much attention to it. All along, he felt that these two people were wearing costumes, whether it was the two arms that often hugged their chests on their chests, or the other two legs behind them, they were all realistic puppet costumes.

But now, he suddenly found that Sanjin was holding a large pile of grilled squid with one hand, a pile of grilled gluten with one hand, one hand was sending something to his mouth, and one hand was ...... It's holding his shoulders.

Four...... Four hands?

"What's wrong with you? Silly? Seeing that Director Ke's expression was wrong, he also waved in front of Director Ke.

"Huh? Alas? Ke Yuan turned his head back and looked at Sanjin's abdomen.

It's hot in summer, Sanjin is naked and topless, and under the eight-pack abs, there are pieces of scale structure, and then the lower body of a horse-like lizard.

At this time, Director Ke looked at it with the eyes of a zoologist, and the three-pound muscle structure and skeleton were ......

Mom sells batches, who said this is a puppet costume!

"You...... You guys...... How...... How...... I ......" Director Ke was almost frightened, struggled to get up, and crawled to the ground to escape, and after running a few steps, he saw a guy wearing translucent armor, carrying beer in one hand and grilled skewers in the other, jumping and jumping on the table, his whole body radiating dazzling light.

"Ah...... Yes? "What the hell is going on?

"Help......" Director Ke turned around suddenly, and saw two drunk meat balls rolling around on the ground, colliding with each other for fun.

Damn, what the hell is this!

He turned and ran desperately in the direction of no one, and after running for less than two steps, he suddenly tripped over something.

"Who trampled the little glutinous rice baby with a mallet to death! Who is it! Who is it! Nuomi angrily pointed to the Guanyin soil balls that had been trampled on the ground and shouted angrily.

The stone speaks!

Damn!

Ke Yuan stumbled out and saw a familiar figure appear in front of him: "Zhuang ...... Mr. Zhuang...... Run, it's full of monsters! ”

Then he saw Zhuang Buyuan scratching his head: "Huh? Hey? Wait, Director Ke is not a servant of the manor yet? ”

Why did he forget such an important thing!

Why didn't anyone remind him!

Zhuang Buyuan took out an identity card from his pocket, and just as he wanted to hand it over, he saw Director Ke Yuan screaming miserably, turning around and running wildly.

Zhuang turned his head not far away, and saw the big head of the big cow appear behind him.

Belch...... This old man won't be scared to death, will he?