Chapter 348: Three catties and four taels to defect
The Cult of Fraternity retreated.
The Vegetarian Cult retreated.
Two consecutive failures in one day left Pang Slender at a loss, not knowing what to do next.
In his life, he carried the banner of protecting the environment and animals, tangled a group of moral, and with the ability to fan the flames and exploit public emotions, he always stood on the commanding heights of morality and was almost invincible.
In recent years, the public has not been very comfortable with this set, but there is no shortage of like-minded people on the Internet, and as long as it is possible to develop into negative news, manufacturers will be so frightened that they will obediently kneel and beg for mercy and offer protection money.
With this kind of "business" means, he has also mixed up all kinds of ups and downs in recent years.
Even sometimes, when you encounter a more difficult opponent, you can at least make the opponent make a fuss.
But it's the first time he's encountered a special chance to fan the flames!
Why did the Cult of Fraternity disappear entirely?
Why did the Vegetarian Cult go crazy en masse?
What is the truth about the tears of men and women?
What really happened in the all-round safari?
Now Pang Slender Man's mind is full of all kinds of sensational title parties.
Pang Slender was still wondering, and Pang Fatzi's phone called.
"Where's your big news? I've been waiting here, why haven't I moved? ”
Hearing his brother's urging, Pang Slender was upset for a while, and said, "Don't worry, I'm still busy here!" ”
"By the way, you didn't find trouble with Mr. Zhuang...... "Pang Fatzi said a little worried, "stay away from Mr. Zhuang, I heard that Mr. Zhuang is sick now, and he is recuperating at home, so you can take the opportunity to find trouble with Old Man Ke, make some news and come back, as long as you can stir up their name change ceremony tomorrow, and when the big circus on my side is up and attracts the flow of passengers, they will not be able to chase ......"
At first, Pang Slender felt that his brother was too pessimistic.
But now he feels like he's too optimistic.
"Okay, I know......" Pang Slender hung up the phone and smoked a few cigarettes at the zoo gate.
Now it's not just a matter of helping his brother, but the current zoo has threatened his business.
His invincible two armies have been completely annihilated.
Now, the only way to come up with a killer feature is to come up with it!
Performance Art Cult!
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At five o'clock in the afternoon, a truck stopped at the entrance of the zoo.
More than a dozen men and women got out of the car and got busy.
They lifted all sorts of props from the car and got busy.
"Hurry up, it's going to be dark soon, hurry up and arrange it, take a photo, and upload it on the Internet! You can also catch up with a wave of heat after dinner! Pang Slender urged more than a dozen people.
The men and women immediately got busy.
A man lies on a huge round dish with plastic-foamed vegetables, and then the man sprinkles himself with crimson blood to disguise himself as food.
"Click" a photo with the text: "Suppose you were lying on a plate......"
A young woman dressed in a flesh-colored bikini, sprinkled with blood plasma, and lying in a huge supermarket disposable tray with plastic wrap wrapped in plastic wrap......
"Click" a photo with the text: "If you were bought from the supermarket like this......"
** men and women, crammed into cramped cages with chains around their necks......
"Click" a photo, "If you are in a cage......
The table with a hole in it burrowed under the table and stuck its head out of the hole like a monkey's brain......
"Click" a photo, "Suppose someone eats your brain......"
A metal slaughterhouse, two butchers with boning knives in their hands and blood-stained aprons standing next to the slaughterhouse, in the middle of which hangs a man covered in blood......
Hey, wait, what about the bloodied man?
"Where's Xiao Liu?" Pang Slender pointed to the empty slaughterhouse in the middle.
"He had diarrhea today, a little uncomfortable, resting at home......"
"Damn, it's just this slaughterhouse that works! Drop the chain at a critical moment! Forget it, I'll do it myself! Pang took off his coat and hung himself upside down.
The brutal butcher, the man hanging upside down covered in blood, is very visually stunning.
"Click" a photo with the text: "If someone cuts off your flesh with a knife......"
The videographer shoots left, right, long, medium, close-up, and various compositions......
Bloody photos were frozen.
And for every photo, don't forget to bring the zoo gate at the back.
"Boss, this effect is not too good...... "It's sunset now, shooting in the direction of the gate, the backlight is so bad, you can't shoot anything."
"Why don't we go in and shoot? That might work better. ”
"Let's go, let's get in!" Pang Slender Man waved his hand and led everyone to carry various props and walked towards the gate of the zoo.
"Can we go in?" Pang Slender pointed to the gate and asked the security guard.
The security guard waved his hand, which means, whatever!
"This security guard doesn't care?" The performance artists who worked with Pang Slender were puzzled.
The security guard grinned at them and made a gesture of please.
After turning two corners along the road into the park, they saw a bustle in front of them, with various barbecue grills and prepared ingredients placed outside the restaurant not far from Hushan.
There is also a banner hanging next to it: "Warmly celebrate the owner's initial recovery from a serious illness and the opening of the all-round zoo barbecue party......"
Several chefs were working on the ingredients with their backs to them, completely unsightly unseen.
On the opposite passage, there was a faint sound of people, as if someone was coming from that side.
"They're having a barbecue?" Pang Slender thinks it's just too coincidental, when we put up this set of performance art, I think you can still bake it and eat it?
Moreover, in the contrast of the barbecue party, the effect of this performance art is even more shocking.
"Hurry up, let's get busy!" Several people hurriedly put up various props, and the photographer waited with bated breath next to him, waiting for the personnel to arrive and shoot the perfect picture.
By this time, it was already a little dark, and the voices and footsteps of people and footsteps on the opposite side of the road were getting louder and louder, and after a few seconds, two huge figures were seen walking through the passage.
"Three catties, I want to defect!" The Fallen Dragonman carried a huge box in four and two, and said to Sanjin very unhappily.
"What?" Sanjin was startled when he heard it: "You want to run away again?" ”
"Hmph, the owner doesn't care about our feelings at all!" Siliang fiercely put the box in his hand next to the barbecue grill, "I knew that we were most afraid of chicken wings, and even let us wear chicken wings!" What else do we say about the blocks that we wear more than our hands! Too many hands is the reason for discrimination and oppression of us? I'm protesting! This is discrimination against us fallen dragonmen! We Fallen Dragonmen also have the right to be respected! ”
"This ...... The chicken wings are still very delicious......" said three catties weakly.
"Oh~ How scary the chicken wings are! If you want to eat it, I won't eat it anyway! Siliang snorted, "The owner of the village doesn't care about our preferences and tastes at all, I'm going to defect!" Don't stop me! ”
Three catties are entangled, do I now put the four taels of the gang to surrender the name, or run away with the four taels?
It's so tangled!
"Wait, we're wrong about the owner!" Four taels suddenly poked three catties and pointed to the performance artists next to them.
"Huh?" Sanjin wiped his eyes in disbelief, and wiped them again, "I'm not mistaken!" The owner prepared a human meat feast for us! ”
"Oh my God, it's so delicious!"
"There's live meat slaughtered, there's fresh meat salad, and there's oily brains...... Hiss...... No, I can't help it, I can't stop saliva......"
Three catties and four taels were moved to tears: "Woo woo, we are all wrong to blame the owner." ”
"I have decided to follow the owner for the rest of my life!"
"Yes, the owner is our light, let us wear chicken wings in the future, I will never say a word!"
"Long live the owner!"
"Hurry up, let's try it first!" Sanjin walked to the side of the slaughterhouse, snatched the boning knife from the stunned "butcher" next to him, and measured it on the upside-down Pang Slender Man.
"There's not a lot of meat on this one...... There is a lot of meat next to it...... "Sanjin looked at Pang Slender Men critically, and then gestured at the five big and three thick "butchers" next to him.
The butcher rolled his eyes and was stunned.
"It's good to eat some, what are you so picky!" Siliang pointed at Pang Slender and said, "This one was hanged, it is estimated that it offended the owner, eat this!" ”
"This piece of meat is fatty, I want to eat this piece of ......" Sanjin pinched Pang Thin's buttocks.
"Okay, then I'll eat the following piece, this little one......"
"Forget it, just pick two pieces, and give the rest to them."
Pang Slender Man struggled desperately: "Save ...... Help me...... Help me! I'm human, not food, don't, don't...... Who's going to save me! ”
"How can it be on the shelf if it's not food?" Sanjin grinned, "Don't struggle, I'll go under the knife soon!" We fallen dragonmen have a lot of respect for food! Or shall I give you a good time first? ”
"Nope! No! Pang Shouzi looked at the boning knife that flashed with cold light, and shrank back desperately.
Before they started this kind of performance art, they never thought that they would really become food in other people's mouths!
They would never have imagined that in this vast and endless universe, there are countless creatures who don't mind using them as food at all, and they don't care whether they have the right to be protected at all.
After all, there is no warmth in the universe.
You don't have to report that a tiger eats a human, right? Not to mention other creatures beyond the earth.
Pang Slender regretted it, but it was too late to regret it......
He saw that the three catties of hands were up and down, and with a snort, blood splattered in all directions......
Pang Slender Man screamed.
Mom, I'm not going to do performance art anymore!
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A police car flashed its lights at the entrance of the zoo.
Director Jia got out of the car and said, "Hey, didn't someone call the police just now, saying that someone here is engaged in bloody and terrifying performance art?" What about people? ”
Director Jia was annoyed, he was busy for a day, and he was finally about to get off work, but this kind of thing happened again.
Can't these people live well? Why do you have to find trouble?
Before they could finish speaking, they saw a group of people rushing out of the zoo crying wolf.
"Yes...... There are monsters! ”
"Uncle Policeman, help!"