Qin Su's voice was an octave higher again, reaching the level of an opera soprano: "This handsome foreign guy appeared with Miss Mei, according to reliable sources, this is the male protagonist in the scandal, the object of Meng Yu and Mei Yu's competition." ”

The male protagonist in the scandal opened his mouth wide, and unconsciously slipped down a trace of salivation, and the remote control in his hand slipped to the ground again, Amy stayed for a moment, looked back at Meiyu, and saw that she was expressionless, and couldn't help but shrink her neck, don't, people are innocent!

Qin Su is very good at mastering the rhythm of the show, estimating that the audience's appetite is being hung high, and decisively released the killer feature, "What did they do to cause the traffic jam in the subway station?" Keep playing after the ad is over, and come back soon. ”

The remote control in Amy's hand snapped off, and she decisively changed the channel, this time the alien and the demon king did not protest, as an innocent ordinary person struggling to survive between these two tyrants, how difficult it is.

The room was silent, only the soap opera on the TV was moaning meaninglessly: "The fourth prince spares his life, we are the ...... of the eighth master's mansion"

The sound of Xiao P tapping on the keyboard suddenly sounded happily, and soon, he turned the computer screen towards the rainy season, and his voice was still stereotypical: "Sample A is not careful enough, he has caused a lot of trouble for himself, and he doesn't know how to deal with it, so it is recommended to lower the IQ of Sample A by a notch, from a caveman to a prehistoric human." ”

Mei Yu looked at the big headline of Cinderella on the screen, and a nameless fire rushed straight to her head, it's really strange, the news that has been noisy these days, every time I watch it, how can it be so angry when it comes out of the mouth of this little P child?!

Amy, who was on the side, came up and stretched out her index finger, slid on the touch mouse pad for a while, and sighed: "Wow, I didn't expect you to be so good, my mother is really eccentric, and she gave you much more pocket money than she gave me." ”

Xiao P interjected in time: "There is still half of the feeding fee provided by my biological father." ”

Mei Yu keenly grasped the key words: "biological father?" ”

Xiao P turned around, Xu thought of Mei Yu's low IQ, and was extra gracious, and explained two more sentences: "According to the latest scientific definition, only blood relatives who have a dependency relationship when they are young can be called ethical father and son." I lived in the graduate school at a very young age, so naturally there was no such relationship. ”

Research institute...... Meiyu and Amy thought that it was really suitable for aliens to live, and the bands of the two siblings were highly unified for the first time.

Little P turned the computer back in his direction, and his slender fingers rolled again. Mei Yu tilted her head to look at it, Xiao P's side face was focused and serious, and her face was still shining with some childishness. It's another star face.

Mei Yu's heart moved, and she raised her head to look at Amy, who had pale blonde hair and blue eyes like her two younger brothers. If you look closely, it's different. Amy's hair is soft and flowing, and she smiles cheerfully and easily, like a brother next door, or a sunny boy on campus.

Xiao P's hair is neatly combed, the edges and corners are more distinct, and it has an aristocratic elegance, of course, only when this guy doesn't speak.

If these two boys form a combination, Mei Yu ponders the possibilities.

There is no problem with the appearance of the two people, and there are few domestic boy groups. There are no pure Westerners, and from Mei Yu's point of view, these two cheap brothers are counted among Westerners. The appearance is also a high-quality source.

In terms of talent, Amy is better. That hand-picked hip-hop and disguised affinity are enough to deceive female citizens from 80 to 8 years old.

Little P, as long as he sings not out of tune, he can basically pass the test.

It's just that these two people will like this arrangement? Mei Yu's brows are getting tighter and tighter, and if she makes her debut, she can throw away the two oil bottles together.

Amy's exclamation interrupted Meiyu's thoughts, and Meiyu looked up to see the two boys meeting head to head in front of P's computer, the sun shining on their blonde hair.

Mei Yu was stunned for a moment, then moved around, lay on the bed, tilted her head, and saw an error report on the monitor of Xiao P's laptop, and all the forums prompted at the same time: There is an error in the post you opened!

Amy turned around excitedly, got a little carried away for a while, and slapped Xiao P's head: "This guy is so powerful, he hacked all the websites in just ten minutes." ”

Xiao P explained slowly: "Not all websites, just related posts, and now searching for Cinderella will only point to Grimm's fairy tales." ”

Mei Yu was stunned, and she asked in a muffled voice, "Are you still a hacker?" She judged by Xiao P's speech and demeanor that this guy should be majoring in biology, but she didn't expect to be really versatile.

Xiao P shook his head and replied disappreciatively: "What do you learn from this method of transmitting data by relying on pulsed photons?" The human brain is much more complex and interesting than that. I found a friend, made some exchanges, and he did it for me. ”

Amy asked curiously, "What conditions?" ”

The rainy season also pricked up its ears, will the aliens pass on a caveman upgrade strategy to the past?

Little P replied lightly: "I promised him that as long as he can get Marilyn Monroe's DNA, I will get him a replicant." ”

Amy heard a soft click, and it took a long time to realize that his jaw was dislocated, he pushed his chin up with a bitter face, and Mei Yu on the side had already called out in surprise: "Impossible, is technology so advanced now?" ”

Xiao P's face was calm and free, as if the Taishan Beidou of the biological world, and said in a word: "It's impossible now, it will be possible in another fifty years, anyway, he didn't say anything about the time limit." ”

Fifty years, Mei Yu silently calculated in her heart, Xiao P's friend should be in his early twenties, and he will be seventy years old in fifty years, copying a big beauty at home, and he has no heart, what a tragedy.

She reminded herself deeply that she must have a few more eyes when dealing with Xiao P in the future, this guy is too good at drilling holes.

Mei Yu lowered her eyes and laughed softly, her laughter was a little weird, and quickly attracted the attention of Xiao P: "Sample A is overjoyed and has a mental abnormality. ”

Mei Yu rolled her eyes, she just wanted to get Xiao P's attention, Mei Yu sighed, stretched out her finger and pointed to the error prompt on the screen, and said seriously: "What you are doing is useless, and tomorrow, there will be more exaggerated remarks." ”

Xiao P raised his head and looked at Mei Yu, with a little confusion on his face, but it was much cuter than the academic face with a style, Mei Yu couldn't help but pat his head, and his voice was gentle: "Haven't you heard the old saying, the mouth of the people is better than the Sichuan?" ”

Xiao P's face returned to his usual indifference, and he said calmly: "That's because there are not enough kills, as long as you leave one specimen of the opposite sex to ensure that the clan will not be destroyed." ”

Mei Yu was speechless, silently removing his hand from Xiao P's head, the alien's way of thinking is really not in the same dimension as a normal person.

Although this apartment is luxuriously decorated, there is only one bedroom, and that night, the rainy season unceremoniously turned out two quilts, and the two boys made bunks under the beds.

It's just that I saw Xiao P's screen shining all night, Amy's head and Little P's got together, and the fingers of the two people tapped on the keyboard, and from time to time they came: "Here and here, there are new posts." So I don't know how many innocent water people have been killed.

Meiyu was so noisy that she couldn't sleep, and she tossed and turned over and over in bed before she fell asleep in a trance.

Early the next morning, Mei Yu woke up from his sleep, and saw two boys huddled together under the bed, the sleeping boy had a calm face, and his long eyelashes were like a row of small fans, serene like angels, and the beauty was touching.

Mei Yu quietly took out IPNE5 and took a picture of their head meeting, and proudly set it to the mobile phone desktop, how can such a stylish brother not show off?

While the two oil bottles were still asleep, Mei Yu carried a shoe in one hand and went out quietly, as long as he got through today and did Xin Xiaocha's talk show, he would be able to escape.

She really can't imagine the scene of Xiao P following her on the show, which will definitely cause panic among all mankind, it is estimated that more than 90% of the population will think that aliens are going to attack the earth, and the other 10% never watch newspapers, magazines and TV shows.

Mei Yu came out of the apartment, with a refreshing moisture in the morning fog, pedestrians on the street, carrying all kinds of breakfast, the aroma of pancakes wafting in the air, Mei Yu took a deep breath, trotted to the breakfast stall on the side of the road, and bought a pancake fruit with eggs.

Watching the stall owner skillfully crack open the egg with one hand, draw countless concentric circles on the batter, a string of movements is clean and neat, a moment later, the middle of the pancake is fried golden and yellowed, and the surrounding circle is also rolled up, the stall owner grabbed a piece of thin crispy and broke it in half and put it inside, brushed some hot sauce, and finally rolled it into a full bag, put it in a paper bag and handed it to Meiyu.

Mei Yu took it in her hand, and couldn't wait to take a big bite, it was fragrant and crispy, she ate it with satisfaction, the corners of her mouth were stained with a lot of sauce, and she didn't care about rubbing it, this thing is to be delicious while it's hot.

When I was eating, a question came from my ear: "It tastes good, do you want another one?" ”

Mei Yu subconsciously replied: "One is enough, I can't eat it." ”

After answering, I felt that this voice was a little familiar, Mei Yu looked back, Lian Ming was wearing a casual T-shirt and pants, with two hands in his trouser pockets, looking at her expressionlessly.

The crispy and fragrant pancake fruit in Mei Yu's mouth immediately lost its taste, she swallowed the pancake fruit in her mouth with great effort, and looked up and smiled at Lian Ming.

Lian Ming frowned and pouted, took out a blue and white checkered handkerchief from his trouser pocket, and handed it to Mei Yu: "Wipe your mouth first." (To be continued, if you want to know what will happen next, please log in, more chapters, support the author, support genuine reading!)