Meiyu was completely speechless, whose little P child went to the wrong house, and quickly took it back, and I don't know if it will be too late to post a lost and found now.

Why can't she meet a normal little P child? Mei Yu bent down, propped her hands on the edge of the bed, trapped the boy in her arms, looked down at the other party condescendingly, and said in a low voice with some coercion: "Child, before those GPS systems of yours worked, believe it or not, I have let you die without a body?" ”

Satisfied with the change in the face of the little P child, Mei Yu made persistent efforts: "Even if your backup arrives, I have a hundred ways to make you worse than dead, and there is no flaw in the appearance." ”

Amy, who was on the side, clenched her fists with both hands and made a boxer swing fist action, well done, Demon King, send out a shock wave K him!

The young man looked at Mei Yu, rolled his eyes, and said disappreciatively: "Sister, you have watched too many TV series, do you really think that method exists?" Nowadays, the examination of injuries is very advanced, and it can be scanned with a single needle's eye. ”

After speaking, the boy lowered his head and fiddled with the computer, muttering: "It's terrible to be uneducated." Mei Yu was completely defeated, she stood up straight, folded her hands around her shoulders, and faced the enemy for the first time: "Okay, I admit that I have a low IQ, you say, what do you want to do." ”

THE BOY RAISED HIS HEAD, SMILED WITH SATISFACTION, AND INTRODUCED HIMSELF BRIEFLY: "MY NAME IS PETER, AND I AM YOUR HALF-BROTHER. ”

ANOTHER YOUNGER BROTHER, PETER, IS REALLY A LITTLE P CHILD, AND MEIYU IS COMPLACENT ABOUT HIS FORESIGHT.

Xiao P waited for her to digest the information and continued: "Now I need to make an observation report on the cave life of primitive people, you and he can just make my two specimens, if you agree." You can continue to live here without conditions. ”

Hominids, cavemen report...... Mei Yu glanced at the luxuriously decorated apartment speechlessly, and asked sullenly, "Are you an alien?" ”

Xiao P shook his head seriously and looked at Mei Yu with some pity: "No, of course not, but according to your current level, it is theoretically impossible for you to evolve to my level in your lifetime." ”

Mei Yu finally stormed away, I've seen something nasty, I've never seen something so nasty, this is possessed by aliens, right? Right? It must be!

Mei Yu took a deep breath and didn't eat this kind of oil and salt. The best thing to do is to snub him and isolate him, yes, start now. Meiyu decided to fight a protracted cold war.

Mei Yu turned around, looked at Amy, and said kindly, "Hungry, right?" I'll go down there and give it to you. ”

Amy was a little flattered. He saw with his own eyes that the Demon King only bought a pack of instant noodles, should he give it to himself?

Before Amy could speak, Xiao P's voice rang out lazily: "I just ordered a pizza takeaway, and it's about to be delivered." Compared to junk food made from a bunch of preservatives and bleach, secondary recycled oil. Smart people know what to do. ”

Mei Yu looked down at the instant noodles in his hand, bleach, preservatives, secondary recovery oil, what he wanted to say was gutter oil, Mei Yu silently threw the instant noodles aside, a moment later, the doorbell rang, and the hall security informed that the pizza delivery arrived∏ whether it would be sent upstairs.

Mei Yu glanced back at Xiao P, who was playing with the computer, and reluctantly said, "Tell him to send it up." "The pizza was quickly delivered, and Meiyu was at the door. took the pizza and turned around and shouted, "Little P." Settle the bill. ”

Xiao P replied without raising his head: "I have already paid online." ”

After that, one person muttered: "Sample A seems to be in an extremely backward state, and rarely uses network resources. ”

Mei Yu heard Xiao P's words with her ears, she gritted her teeth and tore open the box, grabbed a piece and chewed it, and pushed the box in front of Amy, Amy hesitated for a moment, her stomach was really hungry, and she picked up a piece and ate it.

Amy glanced at Xiao P, then looked at Mei Yu, and asked in a cautious whisper, "Don't you ask him if he eats?" ”

Mei Yu choked, quickly grabbed the water cup and poured two mouthfuls of water, wiped a handful of water on the side of his mouth at will, and said viciously: "Aliens just eat energy blocks, wait for me to buy two No. 5 batteries." ”

Little P's voice came again, as if mocking Mei Yu's self-righteousness: "Sample A has food protection properties, similar to that of some canines. ”

Mei Yu felt that she couldn't bear it anymore, she was really afraid that she would make an unforgivable mistake, although in her heart, killing an alien is almost the same as killing a wild dog, and she should not be punished, and strictly speaking, she is a hero of the earth, a hero who has made outstanding contributions to resisting the invasion of aliens!

Mei Yu sighed, looked at the time, it was almost three o'clock in the afternoon, she picked up her coat, prepared to go out for a few hours and came back to sleep directly, avoiding too much communication with Xiao P P saw her put on her shoes and was about to go out, immediately closed the laptop, rushed to her side, and also put on her own shoes, Mei Yu stagnated, and asked without hesitation: "What are you going to do?" ”

Xiao P replied as a matter of course: "As an observer, of course, you must always be consistent with the observer, so as to obtain first-hand experimental data." ”

Mei Yu let out a faint sigh, and silently took off the shoes she was wearing, she was powerless to resist, and she was not tired of filming ten scenes in just one hour today.

Mei Yu resigned herself to the bed, threw herself on it, sleep, sleep, and woke up to find that this was a nightmare.

The voice of the little P tablet sounded in the ear: "Sample A entered a dormant state during non-rest time, which means that the sample is not in good physical condition, and it is recommended to give the sample a comprehensive physical examination." ”

Physical exam? Mei Yu's sensitive ears were propped up, she quietly opened her eyes a slit, and secretly looked out, Xiao P was facing away from her, drumming up a bunch of new instruments, she only recognized electrodes and a mess of wires.

Meiyu had palpitations, she opened her eyes suddenly, turned over and sat up from the bed, and said in a loud voice: "I'm fine, really good, I don't need to do any checks." ”

Little P looked at her in surprise and said affirmatively: "Don't worry, I have done the same test for apes and chimpanzees, and they are safe." ”

Meiyu is silent, ape, chimpanzee, primitive man, probably the same grade, right?

Mei Yu's head was as big as a bucket, and he unintentionally glanced at Amy, who was changing the stage back and forth with the remote control on the side, and secretly sighed, Amy has become a normal child in comparison.

Xiao P's hand suddenly stopped, and Amy's move to change the channel stopped: "Don't move, look at this show." ”

Amy habitually turned around and scolded: "You don't care what Lao Tzu watches, stay there,"

Xiao P was not annoyed at all, and said in a calm tone: "I have a hundred ways to make you an idiot," as if knowing his language problem, Xiao P's perfect program immediately started: "No one can check the reason, anyone." ”

With a plop, the remote control in Amy's hand fell straight down, and the sound of landing woke up the frightened Amy, he immediately bent down, hurriedly picked up the remote control again, and kept moaning in his heart, Y GD, I was wrong, really wrong, I shouldn't have prayed yesterday that you sent a wicked person to save the demon king, just send a comparable one, why send such a murderous alien......

Amy clearly realized that the hell he thought yesterday turned out to be heaven, and this is the end of people who do not hesitate to be happy!

Amy pressed it for a while, and finally found the TV station just now, Mei Yu sat up with a swish, wasn't it Qin Su who was smiling on the screen? The other party is looking mysterious, as if telling secrets, and carries forward the spirit of gossip to a high degree.

"Dear audience friends, the entertainment industry has been calm recently, and there is nothing new except for setting off a climax of see-through clothing."

With Qin Su's words, a number of actresses' see-through outfits appeared on the screen in turn, but they were squeezed on one screen one by one, and they were hazy and unreal, which not only aroused the audience's interest, but also did not get complained about because it involved sensitive topics, Mei Yu nodded secretly, the planning of this show is very good at playing side balls.

Qin Su's finger swiped lightly on the screen, and the picture quickly switched, "This afternoon, there was a small commotion in the subway station, please see the exclusive report sent back by this reporter." ”

A close-up of the Prince Band quickly appeared on the screen, and I didn't feel much at the time, but when I looked at the screen, I found that the members of this band were all photogenic, and they were all wearing professional stage attire, tight leather jackets and leather pants, and sequins.

"This is the prince band that is well-known in the city's bars, and it is also a mariachi band that started in the subway passage, it is a grassroots representative, and the lead singer Meng Yu is an actor who has starred in many TV series, such as the recently hit True and False Gege, Meng Yu played the role of Qing Gege."

Qin Su's voice sounded at the right time, grasped the key point, and first introduced the villain of this excerpt to the audience, and then her voice became confused again: "It is said that the prince band went to a friend's PATTY to have fun this time, but there was a conflict with a girl on the way, which is said to be about the follow-up of a jealous incident, so, let's guess, who will be the other protagonist of the story?" ”

Countless images of plum rain flashed on the screen, and finally froze on the hot post "Miss Daughter R Cinderella".

Qin Su's voice was unusually high, and he was obviously excited because of the increase in the gossip index: "Yes, it's Miss Mei who has become popular on the Internet recently." ”

Amy and Little P looked back at Meiyu together, and their eyes were wide open, looking up and down at this cheap sister with a confused expression.

Mei Yu raised her eyebrows and pointed to the TV wall disappreciatively: "Keep watching." ”

The two boys turned their heads at this time, and at this time, the TV wall was completely occupied by Amy's large close-up, Qin Su intercepted the picture of Amy inviting passers-by to dance together, and Amy's blue eyes rippled, which made people can't help but fall into it. (To be continued, if you want to know what will happen next, please log in, more chapters, support the author, support genuine reading!)