Chapter Twenty-Five: My Cousins Are Too Many to Count

Niu Ruifei, who was politely refused, strongly implemented the policy of opening doors and windows for ventilation.

He took a deep breath and exhaled with a shudder, his lips purple, ready to go to study.

At the moment, no knowledge can bring him more peace of mind.

Although he doesn't know much about it, it's always good to think and make him forget his fears.

Niu Ruifei tried to pretend not to look at the ground, but he almost tripped over the staggered quick-drying cement.

After stumbling out of the dormitory, he trembled and pressed the code on the door, completely forgetting that the door had changed, not this kind of lock.

……

Minglong sat downstairs, silent, already looking like a good hostel manager.

His eyes were straight and his gaze was glazed.

Even Niu Ruifei walked away from the dormitory building, he didn't know.

Until Niu Ruifei turned back and waved his hand in front of him.

"Brother Long, Brother Long, you didn't fall for evil, did you? I see, the dirty stuff on your body must have been pulled by the thing underneath, it looked at the toilet paper, and used our bedroom as a toilet, I don't believe when, let's open that piece of cement, and see if there is no one on it. Find the reason, our bedroom is too dirty and messy. I decided that hygiene starts with me...... Huh? And Brother Chang? ”

Jiang Hechang was riding a bicycle through the direction of the boys' dormitory.

Followed by a large group of fan girls, running around in no order, all trying to make his bicycle.

"Brother Hechang, wait for me!"

Niu Ruifei jumped into the air from the steps of the dormitory building, and landed on the ground with his face first.

Jiang Hechang bent down slightly, and the posture of riding a bicycle caused constant screams, and no one cared about the obstacles under his feet.

"Oops! Yes! Naw! Don't babble! Wow! My hairstyle! It's still ~ lively outside! ”

Niu Ruifei was stepped out of the stereo scale, as if he was playing a traumatic song.

……

The dormitory building for freshman girls is also indispensable for dormitory supervisors.

She was taking out invitations one by one, holding them together in her hand, squinting her eyes slightly, like a little night cat waiting to prey at any time.

Finally the target appeared, and she pounced.

"Sister Bai! The last time I helped you fight the Hulk in your dorm building, it's over, right? ”

Invitation to send out cheats trilogy:

First, let's talk about homely things first, so that you can remember my goodness. Then, quickly get to the point.

"My daughter is getting married!"

"Didn't your daughter just break up?"

"I found another one, a flash marriage."

Second, be enthusiastic and proactive, plus, don't face.

The dormitory supervisor pushed the invitation to Aunt Bai vigorously.

Afraid that she wouldn't come, he picked up a piece of candy and stuffed it straight into her mouth.

As the saying goes, the mouth of eating people is short, and the hands of people are short.

Those who eat candy and take invitations do not come to participate, and they are not allowed to be cursed by idlers every day, and finally end up depressed.

"Which one is you? Your girlfriend hasn't been dating many times before. ”

Which pot is not opened, which pot is mentioned!

"New!"

Third, let people do it for you.

The dormitory supervisor held back his breath.

For her daughter to live a richer life in the future, this grievance is worth it!

"Sister Bai, help me send a hair in your girls' building."

Aunt Bai obviously didn't want to do more.

At that time, it is easy to give people the illusion that Aunt Bai is popular, or the dormitory supervisor has a wide interpersonal network.

Who's face should be given, etc., are all unspeakable stalks.

The dormitory supervisors changed their seriousness and greeted each other with smiling faces.

Seeing that Aunt Bai deliberately avoided mentioning it, she would give it to everyone.

The boarding supervisor finally agreed.

At this point, all the three-step cheats are done!

Succeed!

"I'll send you."

In fact, Aunt Bai is worried that the dormitory area under her management will not have a good impact.

"Thank you, Sister Bai."

The dormitory supervisor did not leave, as if he was addicted to supervision.

Aunt Bai had no choice, she didn't want her students to spend money, so in front of her, she had to distribute two more.

You can only pick the most unlikely "picking" to participate.

"Yi Miaohan, Shu Yaai, come here!"

The two people who had just walked back from the cafeteria were arrested red-handed by Aunt Bai.

"She is also the aunt of our school's dormitory, and her identity is similar to mine, and she is in charge of the boys' dormitory."

Yi Miaohan and Shu Yaai looked at each other.

Why?

Today, they clearly remember how many years of A.D., they didn't make much mistake with each other, and they were assigned to the boys' dormitory?

Be extremely tragic!

"Take these two invitations back, her daughter is married, and you are invited to participate."

The dormitory supervisor nodded slightly at Aunt Bai and signaled that he was going to another building.

"But ......"

Yi Miaohan and Shu Yaai are using their brains to desperately think about the reason why they didn't go that day.

Even though they haven't opened the invitation yet, they don't know the date.

"It's okay, whatever you want."

Aunt Bai pinched a large number of invitations that were no longer distributed, finally shrugged her shoulders, and fell again.

The ribcage drove the abdominal pose, and he breathed a long sigh of relief.

But in the eyes of Yi Miaohan and Shu Yaai, this is not a simple performance, but a pity that they can't go.

Yi Miaohan and Shu Yaai looked at each other and said in unison, "Go!" ”

……

On the endless viaduct, Jiang Hechang is riding his bicycle, shuttling on the sidewalk.

Niu Ruifei in the back seat was fiddling with the protective fence that kept hitting his feet with his hands.

"Brother Hechang, the scenery here is so beautiful!"

Niu Ruifei, who was overly frightened, opened his arms and held his head high, embracing the beauty of human beings.

It seems that looking at the small river, it is all the sea, and looking at the sailboats, it is all Titanic.

"Oops! And Brother Chang, this railing hit my leg a little, but it doesn't matter, the collision is real, I'm still alive. ”

Jiang Hechang began to ride faster.

"Oh! Flying ......"

Fast & Furious!

Niu Ruifei imitated Jack and Ruth again, attracting a lot of rolling eyes from the passers-by around him.

"Sidewalks, cars can't get on."

The old grandmother who passed by, on crutches, was slightly faster than Jiang and Chang on a bicycle.

"Grandma, listen to me......"

The old woman stood still, and threw her cane on the ground.

"Sing! In the next sentence, my cousins are too many to count. ”

"No, grandma, you see me and Brother Chang, the chain fell off when we rode fast at school, just pressed it, it was impossible to ride fast, this second-hand old bicycle didn't have this function. Go to the motorway, not suitable. ”

"Push and go, don't ride here. Red Lights Won't Be Remembered! ”

It seems to be disgusted by the old grandmother.

Niu Ruifei jumped down from the back seat of the bicycle, afraid that Jiang Hechang would see the dirtiness of the back seat, so he rubbed his hand and spread it all over his body.

"Brother Hechang, you get down, the car, I'll help you push! It's not bad for us to take a walk, and then we will just go back to catch up with the afternoon class. Oops! Did you write your homework? ”

The implication is that he didn't write it.

Jiang Hechang has been riding forward quietly, letting Niu Ruifei chat behind him.

"Jiang Hechang, can you help me......"

Niu Ruifei shouted at the top of his voice.

Suddenly, the voice was hoarse, and the liver and intestines were broken.

Jiang Hechang finally stopped the car.

Back in front of Niu Ruifei.

"Brother Hechang......"

Jiang Hechang squatted into a horse step, his hands around Niu Ruifei's back and legs.

Romeo and Juliet-like beauty emerges impressively.

The style of painting changed abruptly, and Jiang Hechang hugged Niu Ruifei into the basket.

Niu Ruifei, who was curled up together with five organs and six lungs, struggled to get out.

"Smack!"

The basket is broken!

The old grandmother, who had just walked over, turned around.

Slightly raised the crutches, pushed and moved like playing billiards, pointed at Niu Ruifei and Jiang Hechang, and deflected in the direction of the motorway.

"Don't litter, don't be on the sidewalk! Red Lights Won't Be Remembered! ”

The old grandmother seemed to have a great prejudice against them.

Sideways, hunched back, reading glasses moved upward.

"Brother Hechang, that grandma won't let us two be here, and watch us not leave, what should we do? If I went there, it would be the same as the highway, and I would have been greeted by the people of hell. ”

Niu Ruifei lowered his head and picked up the debris on the ground, trying not to move his mouth to speak, but his voice was very loud.

Jiang Hechang took off his backpack on the ground and strode in the direction of the old grandmother.

"Brother Hechang, she is an old man, you can't fight no matter how angry you are. If it's really infuriating, it's a different matter. ”

Niu Ruifei waited to see the joke ahead, as long as it had nothing to do with him, he hung the red lantern high.

Who knows, after a while, the old grandmother actually tapped the ground with her cane slightly, beating the beat.

"Grandma, listen to me, my cousins are countless, there is no major event, and they don't come to the door......"

Niu Ruifei picked up Jiang Hechang's backpack.

The silver and hair finishing tools that hugged the white flowers inside were so heavy.

It's hard to imagine that Jiang Hechang, who walks lightly, travels with a weight every day.

The melodious melody came, as if I listened to the opera hummed by the older generation when I was a child.

"Brother Hechang's red lantern at the venue?"

Niu Ruifei thought it was incredible.

The old grandmother smiled slowly, very satisfied.

The neck is also tuning, making a general shake.

……

The principal is continuing to work on the subject in his office.

Sometimes frowning, sometimes stretching, nodding non-stop.

It seems that the research has yielded some results.

Prior to this, the International Wormhole Forum had sent an invitation letter to the president of Raizhu University.

"When! Dangdang! ”

A standard knock on the door, as soon as you listen to it, you will practice more.

"Please come in!"

"Headmaster, what happened to student Ji Yan some time ago, you must be very bothered, eat a piece of candy and make up for it."

"If you don't eat it, I'm diabetic."

Sycophant, slapped on the horse's leg!

"Eating one or two once in a while is not in the way, sugar can make people feel good!"

The headmaster looked at the red candy wrapper on the table, and there were two hugging villains on it, and he guessed that it was not far from ten.

"My daughter is getting married?"

"Yes, or you're the headmaster!"

Start with a high hat!

"Okay, the invitation is here, I'll go if I have time!"

The principal's ambiguity hurts the dormitory supervisor very much.

"Headmaster, look at the date of my daughter's wedding, next month!"

The Boarding Supervisor would like to make an appointment in advance.

The headmaster noticed that she was not leaving, so he opened the invitation and carefully checked the schedule.

"No, I'm going to the International Wormhole Forum that day."

The principal's resoluteness further stimulated the dormitory supervisors.

"Principal, I said something that shouldn't be said, you sometimes do things, it's really unfair, I remember that in the past, our school didn't have no staff and children getting married, some of you went, some didn't, this is the difference. Also, the code door you installed in your relative's bedroom a few days ago is really not suitable. ”

The groundless accusations of the dormitory supervisor made the principal scratch his head.

He pulled out a stack of red bills from his bag and slid off the table to the warden's supervisor.

"Tell me more about what you just said. Which dorm has a code door? ”