Chapter Twenty-Four: Heaven Has a Way, You Don't Go to Hell, There Is No Door, You Come Away
In the boys' dormitory, who couldn't see his fingers, Niu Ruifei stood on his bed in order to reflect his sad and indignant mood.
"Brother Long, in the evening, you and Shu Yaai are the two of you, which hotel have you gone to?"
Niu Ruifei clasped his hands on his shoulders and looked around for the other two black shadows.
"Stop talking! It's hard to prevent it! You two really broke my heart, thinking about Hehe Meimei, everyone is not tired, as a result, I accompanied Brother Hechang to buy a bicycle first, and when I came back, I saw you and the girl ambiguously, why do you have a child? Shame on you! Don't lose face! β
"Ahh
Minglong's face was red, and he was about to rush over to refute, but he misjudged the direction.
Fall into the pit again.
Fortunately, the arms were held up in parallel, but they were firmly stuck in the two chicken nests.
"Help me!"
"Brother Long, I'm here!"
Niu Ruifei was very excited and ready to jump again.
"It's not you!"
Jiang Hechang stretched out one arm, and Minglong put both arms on his shoulders and pushed them upward.
Finally picked it up.
"There is a way in heaven that you don't take, and there is no door to hell, so you want to come."
"Niu Ruifei, I brought back the cement to let you fill in the ground, and you fooled me with this toilet paper?"
Minglong untied something like a bandage wrapped around his feet, almost letting him sink in and become a mummy.
"Phew! It's still special. You made my eyes and ears full of shells last time, and I haven't scolded you yet. How dare you scold me? β
"Brother Long, the conscience of heaven and earth. I didn't say anything just now, and you brought back toilet paper, yes. β
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When Shu Yaai opened the door, what was caught under her armpit was a Hello Kitty doll.
She wears a bow on her head and is very cute.
"Yi Miaohan! Did you sleep? β
Yi Miaohan lay on the bed without saying a word.
"You're so embarrassed, Aunt Bai checked the bedroom, you just said I'm here, and I brought you a kitten to play with."
Yi Miaohan, who couldn't wait for the meow, opened one eye slightly, and closed it immediately.
It turned out to be a little doll!
"Yi Miaohan, there will be classes all day tomorrow, and you have finished your homework?"
Yi Miaohan's chest fell together, and she sighed deeply.
"Do you want me to help you with your homework?"
Yi Miaohan slowly opened her other eye, squeezed out a autumn wave, and sent it out.
Received successfully!
"I'm not mad at you, Yi Miaohan, I don't blame you, even if you occupy a seat in the cafeteria and look at things, you still have a scoop eye."
Doesn't sound like a good word!
Yi Miaohan sat up from the bed, snatched Hello Kitty with a smile, ate milk, hugged her in her arms, and treated her as a baby.
"Borrow me your homework."
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The next day, before class.
Behind Minglong, there was stool.
"Brother Long, when I took the toilet paper yesterday, I took the personality guarantee that there would be absolutely no poop."
"So you mean, I got it?"
"It's not impossible, I'm scared to pee, and it's normal to pop out and a little."
Niu Ruifei's eyes stared at Minglong's ass from time to time.
"What are you doing?"
"Nope!"
The students walked into the classroom and whispered about Minglong's appearance.
"What's wrong with me? Something on the face? β
Minglong asked Niu Ruifei to help him take a look, and from his pupils, he could also see a trace of his face.
"Pretty handsome!"
"Brother Long, you seem to have become popular. Don't care what others think, be yourself. β
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"Poop! It's disgusting, I can't go to the toilet. β
Yi Miaohan passed by Minglong, pointed to his pants, and laughed.
Shu Yaai, who followed later, ran up quickly, covered Yi Miaohan's mouth, and told her not to talk much.
After all, no one wants to do this, and when they say it, they are all embarrassed.
Through the brief time of sitting in the co-pilot of Minglong's van last night, Shu Yaai no longer hates him as much as before.
When Minglong is closed in many stores, it is not easy to find one or two with the lights on.
Even if the jade is tested as a fighter in a fake, it can at least be discarded on the spot without damaging itself.
can also give Yi Miaohan an unknown apology.
"Brother Long, I'm going to the supermarket to buy light bulbs."
Niu Ruifei took the opportunity to escape.
Minglong disagreed, thinking that Yi Miaohan was playing a prank.
Until he sat in the class chair, soft to the touch.
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On the first floor of the freshman boys' dormitory building, it is "ping pong".
5,6 strong men in light gray uniforms, using hammer paper-scissors, experimenting with ciphers.
Rude and quick-tempered, turning over tools, destroying the door structure.
"Brother Long, why did you go back to the dormitory first? You said lucky or not, I went to the cafeteria after class, blocked the construction team for the principal, someone found a buried light bulb in the cement, I kept begging people to give it to me, and I really agreed. I just didn't go to the supermarket to buy it, so I saved 2 yuan. β
"Get out!"
Minglong put his arms behind and covered his buttocks with his palms.
The body retreats to the top of the block, trying to cover the dirt.
But because his arm hit the wall, this force was enough to make his hand stick to Xiang.
Minglong's strength to simply break the jar is like who to attack in a horror movie.
The two palms were aimed at Niu Ruifei and came belatedly.
"Brother Long, I said! Listen to me! β
"What do you want to say?"
The pungent smell had entered Niu Ruifei's nose and was coming to his face.
"Password, I know password."
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For a code to be deciphered, it takes a million times.
Even if you carry a stretcher and lie on the ground, you will have to do it for several years without eating or drinking day and night.
For Niu Ruifei, who is in a hurry, it is a fantasy.
"Squeak!"
Sure enough, the door opened automatically.
Minglong's suspicious eyes stared at Niu Ruifei.
"Okay, you, Ah Fei, the last time I came to repair the door, people obviously told you the password, but you didn't tell me? It's like sticking this to my pants today? β
"Today, I want to say, Brother Long, I'm afraid you'll be uncomfortable."
"Hehe, I'm not uncomfortable to sit, it's soft, it's soft, it's like a marshmallow, do you want to taste it?"
"Brother Long, don't fall!"
Niu Rui flew to the side and dragged Minglong before he escaped.
Otherwise, he will form an indissoluble bond with the big pit.
"Brother Long, you see, I'm really doing it for your good. Otherwise, I can completely ignore the password and watch you mess up. β
"What?"
At this moment, the Xiang in Minglong's hand was only 0.05 mm away from Niu Ruifei.
If you raise your laughing muscles slightly, you will stick to your face full of mud.
If God is giving Niu Ruifei a chance, he will choose to go to self-study in the morning.
If you have to add a deadline, Niu Ruifei hopes to part.
"The password was said by Jiang Hechang."
Minglong's fingers slowly moved away, fell, and covered the wind-affected navel again.
"How would he know?"
Minglong began to use his brain, spinning brain cells rapidly.
Coming to a non-human conclusion, Jiang Hechang has a very high IQ.
"Brother Long, I thought you saw him outside the door, you told him. You just went out last night and he came in, you didn't pay attention? Just thinking about dating Shu Yaai? But Shu Yaai made me look at her with admiration, and she was quite righteous. In order to maintain your image, you do not hesitate to turn your face with your classmates who laugh at you. Now that she is about to become the public enemy of the class, Yi Miaohan is still helping her. β
"That's it! Pay for it. β
The ground was completely filled with cement.
Holes, for professionals, are nothing.
Put a load-bearing board on top and cover it with cement.
Except for some unevenness and attention to walking, nothing else can be seen at all.
Minglong took out the money left by Jiang Hechang.
After giving, there was not much left, just enough to buy a few burgers to satisfy your hunger.
Subsequently, the same instructions were made.
"The money is here, there will be no shortage of you, go out and count, in case you run into an aunt at the door, don't speak, pretend to be deaf and dumb."
"There is a way in heaven that you don't take, and there is no door to hell, so you want to come."
A rich baritone voice is wafting from the ground and echoing in the dormitory.
Sometimes light, sometimes heavy, as if he had learned to be a broadcaster, and the recitation is extremely emotional.
Minglong and Niu Ruifei looked into each other's eyes, making sure that they were not the ones they were looking for.
"Haunted!!"
In an instant, the hug became a ball.
Niu Ruifei spread his legs and tied them to Minglong's waist.
Minglong clasped Niu Ruifei's ass softly with both hands.
"Brother Long, can you take me to move out? I do laundry, cook and take care of the kids. β
"I, that's not my baby, it's fake."
Minglong's tongue seems to be rolled with the brain circuit, and he doesn't know what to do.
"Check the dorm!"
No one has ever been like this, comfort my heart!
"Great!"
The dormitory supervisor got married, and the sense of security suddenly exploded!
Niu Ruifei let go of his legs and opened the door at once.
"Eldest sister, you are so beautiful today!"
"Really? You've found out all about me making a head? β
The dormitory supervisor was praised and came in with his head in his hands.
almost stepped on the newly made card slot, and was led by Niu Ruifei with one hand, as if ballroom dancing was a prelude.
"The taste is a little bigger, often open the window and open the door for ventilation, and there is the situation of stacking quilts, all like the new male classmates, stacking into this kind of army tofu block is the best, you are in a dormitory, that is, the group, the style should be unified, and today is generally good! It seems that the civilized dormitory has 5 stars, or it deserves its name, the dormitory is your and my common home, cherish every ......"
10,000 words are omitted here.
In fact, this is all an overlapping tone that foreshadows the real intentions.
"My daughter is getting married, and she just notified me yesterday that she was getting married. I made the invitation overnight, and I hope you will come and participate. β
The invitation has been distributed, and it is obediently lying on the table of the three classmates.
"Eldest sister, is this your own daughter? Aren't you unmarried...... Old Commissioner? β
"It's all spread by your students, you may feel that I look young, think I'm a student, and I've never been married, but in fact, my child is about the same age as you this year. Alright, Minglong, you go down and be on duty. β
Minglong doesn't change his pants, and he is willing.
Immediately behind the housekeeper, about to leave.
Niu Ruifei pulled Minglong's pants vigorously, and he was not too dirty.
"What's going on?"
The dormitory supervisor looked at Niu Ruifei in front of him sweating on the top of his head, and leaned back to drag Minglong, and Minglong was already rubbing his hands clean on Niu Ruifei's buttocks, still covering his navel, afraid of farting with a cold.
"Eldest sister, can you not leave tonight?"
Niu Ruifei sounded the sound of hell for the second time, and he didn't dare to stay alone in the dormitory.
I'm afraid that when the third time comes, he will be taken away.
"Downstairs in our boys' dormitory, is it a grave circle? Eldest sister. β
"yes, it's all in this school."
"Then can our dormitory be collectively raised, I don't want to live on the first floor."