Chapter 5 5.The ghost routine is deep....
"I said, boy, do you think the shopkeeper of the liquor store is so easy to do? Among the 10,000 people, if there is one selected shopkeeper, you can burn high incense, and you have to be assessed if you are selected. What do you think this place is?! "I saw that Jiang Twelfth Congress had a broken and broken posture. The brown bear glanced at Jiang Twelve, but said with some disdain.
Hearing this, Jiang Twelve ignored the brown bear's words. Instead, he straightened his swollen right calf, stood firm, pulled a chair from his side and sat down slowly, and then glanced at the brown bear and said slowly.
"I said... Silly big guy. Sensei, I told the master, what is there or not!! What are you looking at me with contempt for me? Well?! Gave you face!! Assess? I think it's a special barbecue, right? Is it steamed or braised you draw a way, can't I lie down and be finished?!! What's the matter!! Jiang Twelve, who was leaning on the chair, squinted his eyes slightly, and his expression was full of mockery. I don't know where he ate the bear heart, and he spoke so arrogantly!! It's as if he Jiang Twelve is the guy who rules life and death...
Jiang Twelve's words did not make the brown bear go crazy, but smiled helplessly and stopped talking.
"This little brother, what Lao Xiong said is true, this is really a job, we don't eat you." The werewolf standing aside glanced at Jiang Twelve, who was furious, and comforted him. It seems that the truth is really not what Jiang Twelve thought.
"Yes, you don't eat me. I believe it, what about those weird guys? They're ghosts, right? Right? Don't they eat it? If you don't eat it, don't you have to play with me? "The expression of the elder is calm and believable. However, pointing to the ghosts in the other half of the wine shop, Jiang Twelve still said very politely. He doesn't have that much water in his brain. Looking at those beautiful Matt-killing styles, you can know that those should be ghosts.
However, brown bears and werewolves are obviously different from those people...
Possible... It's a chef.
After all, wild animals eat meat.
At this moment, in the wine shop, in the crowd on the side of the ghost, a voice came very abruptly.
"I said boy, you just go to the assessment, and the assessment has passed... We'll let you go... That's your only chance... Following the voice, I saw a bald man sitting on a table in the corner. What was a little bloody was that there were six or seven swords stuck in his back, and the blood from the wound on his back was still bleeding endlessly. Look... It's quite imposing.
With that, the man picked up a bowl of wine on the table and drank it down.
"Really?" Hearing this weird guy say this, Jiang Twelve's heart was a little more calculating. Such a special group of people? If you want to kill yourself, I'm afraid that you won't be able to breathe anymore and lie in the cage drawer. In that case, let's give it a try.
Maybe because of some regulations, they can't do it yet. Perhaps, the assessment is the only chance.
After thinking quietly for a moment, Jiang Twelve made a decision.
"Okay, then I'll try." Holding on to the chair, he slowly stood up, and looked at the little girl by the counter of the wine shop with a posture of looking at death. Jiang Twelve decided to try to challenge this impossible recruitment! I don't know what I'm going to do yet, but I don't want to die!
"Come on! How to play, what rules! "Now that he has a choice, Jiang Twelve is also much more straightforward. Speaking is also very heroic. As soon as she said this, the little girl hurriedly agreed.
"It's... Well... Then you put on the clothes of the second child in this store first. As she spoke, the little girl hurriedly took out a set of dusty shopkeeper clothes from under the counter.
It's a simple outfit. It's just a two-color ordinary shoulder, one and a half points of white on the left and black on the right. There is no other color rendering, and it looks clean and crisp.
The little girl who took out the costume hurriedly slapped the dust on it a few times. It looks like it hasn't been taken out for a while.
"Alas, alas! Don't mess with that useless, don't bother. Seeing that the little girl was cleaning up so seriously, Jiang Twelve snatched the shoulder, pinched the collar of the shoulder with both hands, and raised the neck with his right hand and wrapped it around his neck, draped it directly on his body. As soon as he stretched his hands, he stretched out his arms.
"Tell me, how is it assessed? Killing, or fighting, or what? Master, I'm out today! Don't look at me, I'm just one leg. In this way, I am a pillar of heaven in Beiping City. Jiang Twelve lowered his head and tied the two buttons on his chest, and said while looking at the little girl with a horizontal face.
"You... You wait for me to write your name. Luckily? "Stay until Jiang Twelve is dressed. The little girl asked a little nervously.
"Okay."
Although Jiang Twelve only responded simply. However, the little girl hurriedly suppressed her excitement and swallowed a mouthful of saliva, quickly bit her index finger, stepped forward and wrote three words in blood on Jiang Twelve's left chest.
Jiang XII. The blood-stained white silk is written in the name of Jiang Twelve.
After the name was written, Jiang Twelve only felt that the clothes had become a lot more comfortable, as if they had been tailor-made for himself. If Jiang Twelve looked in the mirror, he would definitely find that this shoulder was still oversized when it was taken, but now it is close to Jiang Twelve's body.
And the brown bear, looking at the little girl's bloody fingers, couldn't help but show a trace of distress in his eyes, but it was very well hidden, and Jiang Twelve didn't find out.
Not only the brown bear, but even the werewolf and the fox-headed beauty did not look away. I'm afraid that I have exposed some emotion, or that I have remembered some sad things.
"Done? And then what? Where's the knife? Kill whom?!! Or what? Ay? Why are you all silent? Glancing at his blood-colored name on his chest, Jiang Twelve took a few deep breaths, gritted his teeth and said.
However, what greeted Jiang Twelve was a different result.
"It's done!! It can be regarded as a fool. The liquor store finally has a shopkeeper!! Hahaha!! A shout of excitement suddenly came from the corner. The bald man in the corner actually changed his face to joy and laughed loudly at this moment.
"This? Yes? I don't understand what happened, Jiang Twelve's face was full of question marks at the moment.
Without waiting for Jiang Twelve to react, one cheer after another came. Everyone in the wine shop looked at Jiang Twelve in their eyes at this moment, and there was a little less playfulness, but a little more respect. After changing the previous noisy atmosphere, now it seems that a party is about to start, and the joy on everyone's face is overflowing.
"Hey, hey! Cui girl! Let's open a few jars of good wine, and the wine shop welcomes guests for free today!! At this moment, even the brown bear changed his original arrogant look, and was kind like an uncle next door, and walked over and gently patted Jiang Twelve's shoulder. After chuckling, he directly picked up the little girl and went into the back kitchen to prepare the wine.
"Hey, hey! Stupid big guy, not to be selected? Is there an assessment? What is this?!! Jiang Twelve, who had not yet woken up, was dazed by the atmosphere that seemed to be about to celebrate the New Year. What the hell is this playing?
Just when Jiang Twelve was stunned, the werewolf on the side suddenly came over and said hello.
"Hello, Jiang Twelve, I'm a drinker at this wine shop. Werewolf Forest Wind. Extinguishing the cigarette in his hand, he showed a sincere smile at Jiang Twelve, and the werewolf looked very polite.
Seeing the werewolf's sudden friendly self-introduction, Jiang Twelve seemed to suddenly understand something.
"You... This... Wrong!!! You trick me!! ”
"Of course." In this regard, the werewolf Lin Feng just chuckled.
“... Is it that if I don't agree with the assessment, you will let me go?!! ”
"Of course." Hearing this answer, Jiang Twelve's face was not to mention how wonderful it was.
"Is the so-called assessment just a matter of putting on clothes and agreeing to let the little ghost write his name?"
"Of course."
“... So... I'm still in a den of thieves? ”
"Well, haha, of course."
After talking to the werewolf Lin Feng, Jiang Twelve also relieved his nervousness and doubts. It seems that there is some kind of rule in this wine shop, so the death of the examiner does not exist at all. And these seemingly terrifying guys, I don't know why. The current Jiang Twelve can't even give birth to a sense of fear.
It should be hard for someone to come to this place where the birds don't... And there won't be a few people who are willing to come in for the assessment!! Even, it is very likely that there are not many fools who keep that "beautiful" job advertisement!!
Jiang Twelve, who calmed down, instantly figured out the key points in this.
“... You're too bad... Thinking of this, looking at Lin Feng's friendly expression, Jiang Twelve shook his head helplessly with a wry smile. It seems that those just now are all coercion and intimidation! He never thought he would be in the den of thieves so quickly. This routine... It's so speechless....
Regarding Jiang Twelve's words, the werewolf Lin Feng crossed his arms and rolled his eyes, as if he had thought for a long time before slowly replying.
"Of course, we're not good people anyway."
"What else can you say besides saying of course, this werewolf brother?"
"Of course. Hello, Jiang XII. As he spoke, the werewolf held out his right hand.
Seeing that the other party was so capable of pulling the skin, Jiang Twelve was naturally friendly. After a dry laugh. Jiang Twelve also stretched out his right hand and shook it.
"Hello, Lin Feng, in Xiajiang Twelve."
Seeing that Jiang Twelve accepted Lin Feng's kindness. The fox-faced beauty on the side also twisted her body and stepped forward, slowly stretching out her jade arm.
"Hello, little brother. I'm a drinker, a fox man, Chu Sanjiao. The moment she stretched out her hand, the fox girl Chu Sanjiao didn't forget to throw a flattering glance at Jiang Twelve habitually.
"Uh, hello... Sister Fox! ... No, no, no! Chu Dahu!! ... No, no, no... Wrong, wrong! Chumei Fox!! No, no, no, Sister San'er! Holding Chu Sanjiao's soft and boneless hand, looking at the delicate "beautiful face" Jiang Twelve's heart was straightforward, but his mouth was crooked....
"Haha, Chu Mei Fox! Is that a funny name, a red one? Hahaha! Lin Feng, who was on the side, couldn't help but laugh a few times when he saw Jin Wuyang's nervous mistakes.
Red paste is a common saying, mostly seen in the Northeast. There is another name for this word. Eye droppings. Werewolf Lin Feng naturally thought of this word, and couldn't help but laugh instantly.
Jiang Twelve's posture with Lin Feng was naturally completely taken in by Chu Sanjiao.
"Alas... A man who doesn't understand the amorous feelings, how meaningful the name of Sanjiao is. A delicate and soft.. The second is affectionate... Sanjiao.... Without waiting for Chu Sanjiao to finish speaking, Lin Feng hurriedly stepped forward and blocked her mouth.
"Don't use your self-introduction. It's like standing on the street to solicit customers, don't scare Brother Jiang anymore, they are still young. ”