Chapter 4 4.Steaming Me? Braised me? Do you want to add some cooking wine to get rid of the smell?

Now. The restaurant was full of shouts, but... Where is this special human voice!! It's clearly something strange that I don't know where it came from!!

I saw that in the wine shop, some people were wearing official uniforms of unknown era, and there was an axe stuck in their heads, walking back and forth. There are also people who have only half of their heads, and only one hand, and half of their heads are connected to a neck vertebrae the thickness of a chicken's neck, which is barely hanging around their necks, and they don't know what to argue with people. And the guy who argued with him was a legless woman whose tongue had reached the tips of her toes and wanted to fall to the ground!!

"Oh my god!! This is a den of thieves!! After probing, Jiang Twelve couldn't help but shout in his heart.

But that's not the only case.

On the window beam in the restaurant, there is also a wisp of white silk, and under the white silk hangs a beautiful bride in a red wedding dress. But his face was covered by his long scattered hair, and he couldn't see what his expression was. If it weren't for the fact that she suddenly raised her hand and touched her face, rubbed her eyes and yawned, Jiang Twelve would still think that this person was hanged!!

Although Jiang Twelve was trembling when he saw this picture, goosebumps were getting up early. But he didn't sneak away, he lowered his body, and stared curiously at the others in the wine shop with wide eyes lying at the bottom of the window.

The people on the other side of the liquor store, although they don't have those strange appearances, but they also make people feel like they have gone to the wrong set.

The one leaning against the pillar in the liquor store stood up like a gray wolf. Dressed in a crisp suit, he leaned his back against the post with a cigarette in his mouth, and spat out a smoke ring. And next to him, is a beautiful woman with a fox face.

Yes, the face of a fox has a beautiful and graceful figure. To be precise, it is an extremely bewitching body. She was next to the man-wolf at this time, not knowing what she was flattering. The two talked and laughed, but it was also lively.

Next to the two men was a one-eyed brown bear, shirtless in a large floral trousers, sitting at a table. He held a large jar of wine in his hand, and was drinking it with his head up.

See these. Jiang Twelve, who was still a little frightened, looked more closely, the more he couldn't help but continue to want to see other strange human beings. Curiosity kills.

"Could it be... It's a drag ball?? And just when Jiang Twelve was puzzled, the little girl suddenly walked out of the back kitchen door of the wine store and looked at these "cross-dressed" people and said.

"Everyone! Today, this girl finally recruited a shop boy. In the future, he will be responsible for all the chores! She seemed to be very proud, and the little girl was full of confidence when she spoke.

"Oh? Cui girl, you have said this more than once, but no one has come every time. And today's time is almost over. Next time, I'm afraid that people won't come if you invite them, right? The wolf leaning against the pillar took out another cigarette roll, took a sharp puff after the cigarette fart was pointed, and looked at the little girl playfully and said.

"Humph! This time I found it. He's already here, okay!! It's just out there!! She seemed to hate the attitude of the human wolf who looked down on her, but the little girl's voice was a little higher.

Hearing the little girl's shout, Jiang Twelve's soul almost flew suddenly. hurriedly withdrew his curiosity, and was about to run away!!

"**Milk little ghost, I don't want money! I don't dare to come here! I don't have to pay for you, you are big brothers! In my heart, I couldn't wait to greet the nineteenth generation of that little girl's ancestors, but Jiang Twelve ran faster.

What a special drag ball! That's just an excuse to comfort curiosity! Can only half a head still speak, can it be a human? That's not a joke!!

"~~~ Friends, they're all here. Just don't go? Just as Jiang Twelve fled, an extremely honest voice came from the wine shop. Hearing this, Jiang Twelve's face instantly lost blood. With a white paper face, he bounced on one leg, but Jiang Twelve jumped faster!! When life and death are at stake, human potential is equal to divine power!!

"I'm not leaving... I'm not leaving, I'm going to stay and serve you food!! God knows what you do!! Help!! After turning around and shouting and scolding, Jiang Twelve continued to jump wildly on one leg desperately.

But suddenly, Jiang Twelve only felt a strong wind blowing behind him. In a trance in front of him, the brown bear was already standing in front of him at this moment...

"Come on, come on, brother, don't go. Recognize me as a big brother, and I will invite you to drink. Seeing Jiang Tshi's somewhat frightened expression, the grizzly bear didn't care at all, and dragged Jiang Twelve's head closer to the wine shop step by step.

"I, I'm underage, I can't drink." Jiang Twelve, who looked nervous, had the strength to resist, so he had to hurriedly speak.

"It's okay, just a drink, a little drink." When the brown bear heard this, his smile was even better, and he didn't care about Jiang Twelve's verbal resistance.

"Uh... This good man! You let me go, and I will live in the next life... Afterlife... In the next life, I will be your lover, and I will be a third child, the kind that is delicious and does not stick to your teeth!! No money, no house, no car! I also give you a big son for free! When you are old, I will serve, and I will serve others well, and I will ensure that you will be happy in your next life!! ”

"Haha, little one. I can't even let you go. ”

Let Jiang Twelve struggle to the death, but the grizzly bear's hand was like an iron tong, and he pulled Jiang Twelve down from the wine shop very casually. It's useless to say anything now.

"Who! He's the new little two in my store. Let's tell us about yourself! Seeing Jiang Twelve, the little girl pointed at him with her hand, looking very proud.

Being pulled into the wine shop, Jiang Twelve looked at the bunch of cows, ghosts, snakes and gods around him, couldn't help but subconsciously swallow a few mouthfuls of saliva, and hurriedly introduced himself obediently.

"That, guys. Good evening, everyone. My name is Jiang Twelve, my family is relatively poor, and I have never liked to take a bath and wash my feet. Recently, I just had four rotten teeth in my mouth, and I opened my mouth to put down a piece. My hair hasn't been washed for a long time, and there are a few beans in it that have just been broken. My feet already have the taste of authentic stinky tofu. Coming here today... Possible... It's a beautiful misunderstanding. That~~~ Which big brother is good? Will you send me home in a moment? Although he knew that it was impossible, Jiang Twelve still said with a smile on his face, expecting an accident to happen.

Expecting all of this is a ridiculous dream.

"Oh? OK. You help me get the axe, and I'll take you back. As soon as Jiang Twelve finished speaking, he saw the guy with an axe on his head. Holding the handle of the axe in his hand, he tilted his head vigorously and pulled it a few times, took off the axe on his head, and said with a friendly smile on Jiang Twelve's face.

"Greatly... Greatly... Big brother, don't kill me... Greatly... Greatly... Big brother, I was wrong!! Seeing that the man was carrying an axe, and the axe was still stained with the man's blood, Jiang Twelve couldn't wait to slap himself in a big mouth immediately!!

My own people are here, what are you running!!

Looking at the momentum of these guys, they will be fired without saying a word!! You don't need to prepare any utensils, you can hang them with you!!

In that case, what's the hypocrisy!!

It's over today!!

Listen to other people's orders!!

Whether it's steamed or braised depends on people's mood!!

It is... Just don't hurt too much, just don't eat sashimi slices... Don't dip it in mustard... How bad it would be otherwise...

"Alas! I'm so dying!! I saw that the guy with the axe still had that seemingly friendly expression, and the banter on the faces of the people around him was visible at a glance. This made Jiang Twelve's heart go straight to the bottom.

Since this is the case, Jiang Twelve is no longer afraid. Co-authorship is declining today!! In this way, Jiang Twelve simply sat on the ground and slowly rubbed his swollen ankles at first. The few jumps just now hurt a lot.

Anyway, it's going to hit the street in a while, so why don't you just sit down and talk about it, and see if you can fight for a comfortable death for yourself...