Chapter 22 I can't tell the difference between male and female

Jiang Hechang took off his backpack and opened the zipper.

"Money? Would you rather send money than carry me? ”

The fat woman felt humiliated and turned into cruelty to Yi Miaohan.

"Cut his hair and shave his beard."

Jiang Hechang, who walked down the steps, looked up at the sign above, "Little Scalp Restaurant." ”

……

Covered with red roses and purple jasmine flowers, the breeze gently blows Jiang Hechang's face.

He crouched on the ground looking for something, for a long time.

When I got up, it was already dark.

After walking for some time, he saw a restaurant.

The waiter rushed out of the room in a hurry, respectfully using his waist as his elbow, shaking up and down.

Hands stretched inward, swaggering enthusiastically.

"Sir, how can I help you?"

He pointed to his hair.

"Understood, braised lion's head! Anything else? ”

"Shave my beard too."

"Sir, I'm sorry, we're a restaurant, a place to eat, please move to the hair salon."

Jiang Hechang threw a dozen red tickets.

"Okay, sir, I'll take care of your hair now, but I'm not very good at it, don't be too embarrassed!"

The waiter in the hotel muttered, "Make money, make money." ”

Striding and running to the back kitchen, rummaging for a smaller kitchen knife.

"Little brother, I love you like a mouse loves rice."

"Oba! Hey! (Korean, brother, I love you)

"Dare to pull it out!" (Japanese, come on)

“I LOVE YOU!” (English, I love you)

A team of young and beautiful girls, mixed with dotted boys.

A new group of blonde and blue-eyed international students are holding a yellow banner on a red background.

When the waiter came out of the kitchen, he saw that the group had entered the store.

"It's closed today, you come back another day!"

In an instant, the screams of international friends came and went.

"Put that boy down!"

“OH,NO!”

"Oh yes!"

"What do you want? Don't move my Oba. ”

Among them, many deliberately pretended doll voices suddenly exploded, and their voices shouted out of the sky.

Some grabbed the waiter's arm and took off the potato chipper from her hand.

Some hugged the waiter's thigh, took off their shoes and scratched the soles of their feet.

Some pinched the waiter's wide face, and the facial features were all mutated.

All kinds of bad behavior, the waiter had to quit the trail.

"The hotel is closed!"

……

The sign outside the Little Scalp Hotel was finally replaced by the fat woman with the name of a serious hair salon.

"You're not getting a haircut, you're shaved your head!"

"It's the old man who doesn't have much hair himself."

"You don't shave that beard, you don't have a single eyebrow left, how can you explain it?"

The old man who sat all day almost lost half of his body.

When I saw myself in the mirror, my aging eyes lit up all of a sudden, as if I had seen an immortal.

"I'm down."

"Did you see that you knew that man's hao, so you came to me to make trouble. Here you go, I haven't touched any of this money, go wherever you like, and never appear in front of my face. ”

"Thank you!"

Yi Miaohan took the money thrown by the fat woman, and walked with the steps that the six relatives did not recognize.

More chic than her, it was a few male classmates with palm leaves next to her, who were catching up with her.

"You're back!"

"That old man is very satisfied, and he was carried down by you handsome guy, and now you shave him, it's not good to fix it, believe it or not, I cut you."

Yi Miaohan rushed to the smell of RMB, and took more exaggerated steps to the sky, and returned to the hair salon.

Jiang Hechang was sitting on a chair.

Is it him again?

Shawl with long hair?

Yi Miaohan shook her hair outward, like a master master putting on a show.

It all got to the fat woman at the door, between her feet, between her nose.

She wanted to lose her temper, but she suppressed herself, sat down in her chair again, picked her feet and picked her nostrils.

After all, who would have trouble with the money and regret that he had just thrown the money too impulsively.

Yi Miaohan rotated Jiang Hechang's chair to an angle where she couldn't see the mirror.

"Boom!"

Different small scissors, I wanted to take care of the level.

Can't cut it?

"Click!"

After Yi Miaohan broke a few with her hands, she found the secret.

She took out the hair salon's oversized scissors, which she usually groomed.

It is like the posture of drawing water from a well, and when you cut it and twist it, your arms are tired, but it has achieved initial results.

All the way!

The body revolves around Jiang and Chang as a point, and the compass legs are drawn in arcs.

Finally, use a hair dryer to blow away the excess "steel bars".

Perfect!

Ladder hair!

The five steps outside the hair salon gave her 5 stars for inspiration!

"Dangdang, dang!"

Yi Miaohan sang a knock on the door in the tune of a heroic song.

Turn Jiang Hechang's chair around.

"How's it going? Isn't it nice to look like yourself in the mirror? If you want to cut your beard, you need to pay an additional fee! ”

Jiang Hechang's heroic brows passed through an inch of folds, and he seemed to be unable to distinguish whether he was a male or a female.

The longest hair is still a shawl, the shortest hair is the forehead bangs, and there are three layers of different lengths on the side of the ears.

It adds up to exactly 5 levels.

"Get out!!"

Yi Miaohan left timidly, thinking about whether the fat woman would call her back again and pay her the salary she had just made.

"You're back!"

"Yes!"

Yi Miaohan was supported by one foot, smiling and spinning, imagining more money in her wallet, it must be crowded.

"Pay me back the money just now!"

The fat woman blinked, and Yi Miaohan disappeared.

……

In the dormitory of Laizhu University, Shu Yaai, who smelled the smell of the cafeteria, turned over and continued to sleep.

"Beep!"

A hot news item pops up on her phone screen.

Then there was a phone call.

"Yaai! Thank you for helping me find a job, I am making money! Wake up, I'll invite you to the cafeteria for dinner. ”

Shu Ya loves to guess Yi Miaohan, and she has to do the work of a restaurant taster.

But Shu Yaai didn't want to watch Yi Miaohan eat meat, even if it wasn't for her to invite.

Shu Yaai fiddled with the hang-up button and looked at the information.

What?

Ji Yan's mother opened a jade factory, which was shoddy, and when it was identified, she deliberately dropped the bag.

Shu Yaai used the power of getting up to get up, and turned her head to the ground.

The legs touch the ground slightly, like a pommel horse ending the asana.

grabbed "Mysterious 18 Months" on the table and flipped through the relevant reasoning links.

Sherlock Holmes is already online.

"Wait, Ji Yan started to show favor to me and Yi Miaohan on the day Yi Miaohan picked up the jade, and when I asked her why she knew where we were, she took out Minglong's love letter to her, saying that Minglong told her. After that, take me and Yi Miaohan to her mother's jade factory for identification, "fake"? I seem to get it! Now the priority is to find that piece. ”

……

Yi Miaohan held a large bag of snacks, carried a bundle of toilet paper, and sat in the cafeteria.

"Hey! Yaai, come down to dinner, I'll invite ......"

A few boys dressed in palm leaves walked around Yi Miaohan.

Among them, one is stuck in the crotch of the pants, which is a bit of a face-blocker.

"Classmate, is there anyone here?"

"Someone!"

Shu Yaai sat opposite Yi Miaohan.

They hurried away and went to the other tables to ask.

"I can't get used to this kind of blind chasing the wind, I finally evolved completely, and I want to return to the savages?"

"Yaai, look, I gave it to you."

Yi Miaohan put a bundle of toilet paper on the dining table.

"Take it down! That's really good, Yi Miaohan, you use the tissue I used to wipe my face, and I returned the toilet paper I used to go to the toilet. ”

Shu Yaai put it at her feet.

Yes, it's better than nothing!

"Almost, this is an event, it's cost-effective!"

Shu Yaai looked at the snacks in the seat next to Yi Miaohan.

"Discounted?"

"These aren't!"

Yi Miaohan's smile was subtle and obscene.

"Yi Miaohan! You don't know what you eat. Say yes, you please! ”

Shu Yaai got up and prepared to line up, but found that the window for cooking was empty.

"No, I can smell it."

"Yaai, what time does the canteen open at noon and dinner, you ask me, it's fine. It's not time yet. ”

Shu Yaai smiled wryly, sat down helplessly, and put her hands on the table.

Yi Miaohan stared at it, like a pig's trotter, and licked her lips,

"Yi Miaohan, since you invite, I also have to put down my weight loss a little and eat something good."

"Thank you, Yaai for helping me make soup."

Yi Miaohan's gaze is cast on the gift area of the vegetable leaf soup, which is her newly discovered mysterious area.

……

After Shu Yaai left reluctantly and sighed, Yi Miaohan unscrewed a bottle of Coke and filled it into her stomach.

"Aunt Yi, don't drink Meng Po soup anymore?"

Minglong carried the cement in his hand and sat opposite Yi Miaohan.

"Poof!"

Shu Yaai was too anxious to drink, and her throat and eyes were a little choked.

The mouth is like a fountain, and the fog fills the sky.

When she tightened the lid and put it back in the shopping bag.

I saw Minglong in the cafeteria again, opening the door curtain.

"Yi Miaohan! How the table is full of black spots! ”

Shu Yaai put the two bowls of vegetable leaf soup in a slightly clean place, staring at the water bubbles, which were bubbling with small beads of gas.

"Coke is hugely fat, I don't want you to rob it."

Yi Miaohan finally took it out in a bright light and continued to drink.

"Yi Miaohan, give me toilet paper."

Shu Ya loves to tilt her head and keep "gurgling" until the Coke becomes empty.

"Hiccup!"

"Poof!"

Shu Ya loves to fan the smoke.

"Yi Miaohan, return my toilet paper, and you took it away again?"

Yi Miaohan stood up inexplicably, holding the snacks on the seat next to her, and came to the opposite seat.

"Look! What's this? ”

"Students, get out of the way, the principal's dining table has to build a wall, and we are the construction team."

In the mighty procession, each person carried two woven bags in one hand.

It's exactly the same as what you see.

"Is this yours?"

The construction team stopped one person, opened it to take a look, and immediately carried it in his hand.

……

Walking on the path leading to the boys' dormitory, Minglong felt that the bag in his hand was a little light.

"Minglong, I'll go to your bedroom now to check the health and civilization."

The dormitory supervisor looked at what Minglong was holding in his hand and patted him on the back again.

"Sister, wait a minute."

"No, you can't cheat, I'm going to make sure you don't treat everyone equally."

"For a minute, there were boys in our dorm room who didn't wear pants."

"Then let him change, I'll just wait outside your door."

Door?

Nope!

"Eldest sister, didn't you say that you have time to be the dormitory manager for me. Then I'll just ask you to help me today. I'll send the things up first, and you will come up later. ”

Emotions are like a flood of beasts, surging into my heart together.

"Got the door installed? Okay, the money is here, it won't be less of you, go out and count. Don't tell anyone, especially the aunt downstairs. ”