When Niu Ruifei got up tremblingly, he was stunned by something in his pocket, only to realize that he still had a gadget, called a mobile phone.

The screen lit up, shining on Jiang Hechang's pillow.

It turned out that his head was not lying on it, but against the cool wall.

Minglong's head reached Niu Ruifei's side, and the two of them trembled slightly, and they broke out in a cold sweat.

The most terrifying thing is not ghosts, but scary people.

"You're not dead?"

Minglong and Niu Ruifei are like short, thick pea grains.

Two-in-a-row, large, round-shaped brain.

Switch to different orientations, vertically, obliquely on the left, crooked on the right.

It was finally confirmed that Jiang Hechang was alive.

……

The next morning, I heard nagging in the dormitory.

"Brother Long, take a look, the ceiling light is also broken, the door was hung all night yesterday and the pants were blocked, and there is a big pit on the ground, and the sewer is terrifying when it falls, and you can't see the bottom at all. You are also strong, so that you can be stuck in the master, and come up alive. You do more good deeds, accumulate some virtue, worship the Buddha, and repay your vows. I pray you don't kill you in the future, huh? Jiang and Brother Chang. ”

After Minglong took a bath in Jiang Hechang, he took the initiative to pick up the cleaning work.

After that, he threw a large bag of wool from the toilet into the trash can outside the building.

After going upstairs, I also started cleaning the glass, mopping the floor, and cleaning up everyone's bed.

"I don't need my bed, Brother Long, if you were like this earlier, I won't be in charge of yesterday's hair. Don't worry, Brother Long, in view of your performance, I will not sue the principal, but you must compensate for the school's public property. Don't wait for the dormitory aunt, then, the eldest sister like the aunt is here, and when she makes meritorious contributions, she can't keep her mouth shut for you. ”

"What is this?"

Niu Rui flew into the bed of "Bang Bang", and Minglong found the sashimi sticking to the blood, and shut up instantly.

Oops!

And ah!

Niu Ruifei's blood was only one of the pieces for use, and he wanted to eat it in the dead of night.

But he felt like he had died yesterday, and he didn't think about it at all.

In order not to make Minglong suspicious, Niu Ruifei tried to help him think of a way to divert his attention.

"So be it! Brother Long, yesterday's incident, strictly speaking, all three of us are a little responsible, and I will also help you take care of something, just this incandescent lamp on the head, I broke it, I will pay for it! 2 bucks, I'll put it here. ”

Niu Ruifei pressed it on Minglong's desk magnificently, afraid of losing it, and stuffed it into the drawer.

"Who told you to move my cabinet door?"

Minglong pushed Niu Ruifei aside and checked if there was anything missing inside the drawer.

"Brother Long, I'm so stingy, I'll take you a band-aid."

"Then you should ask me first!"

Minglong seems to be particularly sensitive here.

He took out two coins from Niu Rui's flying stopper.

"Slap" slapped the table, like slapping Niu Ruifei in the face.

I found the key under the pillow again.

Immediately after that, double-check whether it is really locked.

"Brother Long, what's wrong with you? It's a big deal to get the band-aid back for you. ”

Niu Ruifei tore it off without any scruples and returned it to Minglong.

"You didn't drop a piece of meat? Didn't bleed either? Whose blood is that drop of blood that I put in the bowl? ”

"Brother Long, that rice bowl is mine, and the blood squeezed by your pimples will be put in it, and I won't be able to eat!"

"I'm asking you something, and you answer me."

"Fish!"

"Say it again!"

"The fish you carried in a plastic bag."

"Good! Niu Ruifei, I treat you as my own brother, and I think I can understand the little mistakes you made, you fool me? ”

"Minglong, how are you? One day, you don't treat me as your servant, and you don't give me a benefit fee, and you still want me to be your follower, pat your ass, you think it's beautiful, I don't want to lose face! I've put up with you for a long time. ”

"If someone supports you, you dare to call me by my name and say a lot of ugly things to me, Niu Ruifei ......"

"Am I afraid of you? Do you have the ability to hit me? See if I'm expelled, or are you? ”

Jiang Hechang's arms were reaching for his coat, and after fastening every button, he checked the shaving tools and pulled the backpack chain.

Doesn't seem interested in their quarrels.

Before leaving, he threw down a few stacks of red tickets and went to his table.

"The gate and the land are mine."

The atmosphere of gunpowder in the room was slowly dissipating with the smell of money.

"Brother Long, I'm sorry, I just spoke a little rushed, don't be angry with me, you know I'm timid and afraid. I didn't dare to bite my fingers hard. I lied to you because I didn't want to be considered unjust. If you still want to drip blood, I'll try to get a pimple and blast it. ”

"No, if you take these 2 yuan back, you should pay for your bowl, and we will pay for it."

Minglong held a few stacks of banknotes, took out a clean bag specially for garbage, and poured it all in.

Then, he walked briskly out of the dormitory.

"Brother Long! Do you need me to go with you? Hold a grudge! Don't wait for me? I said that I watched the show in the playground, I didn't mean not to wait for you, I was urinating frequently and urgently. ”

Niu Ruifei sighed, sat on the bed, and looked at the bottomless pit on the ground.

……

In the cafeteria of Laizhu University, Yi Miaohan, who got up early, made a free meal and drank the vegetable leaf soup that was given to her.

"Aunt Yi, aren't you eating all meat? Do you need me to please you? How many hours will you have to eat? ”

When Yi Miaohan was eating, her ears didn't hear what was going on outside the window.

She poured the leaf soup into the white rice and drank it "sucking".

Feeling that he didn't feel full, he bypassed Minglong and went to serve a few more bowls.

The free things seemed to be particularly delicious, and the soup she gave away was also turned from bottom to top with a large soup spoon, and almost all the few vegetable leaves were moved to Yi Miaohan's bowl.

She cherishes every grain of rice, every vegetable leaf, even if she doesn't want money.

It seems that her father doesn't give her living expenses, and she can live well on campus.

can't use the trick that Shu Yaai thought of for her at all.

"Hah! It's full! ”

Yi Miaohan hiccuped, leaned back in the chair, and stroked her belly with her hand, as if to say, quite competitive.

She finally shifted her eyes from the bowl, but saw Minglong's back, lifting the curtain of the cafeteria.

Minglong saw that the insult was not successful, but he was bored with himself, and limped away.

The back injury he suffered when he kicked the door of Yi Miaohan's bedroom didn't seem to be healing, and it added a new illness.

Jiang Hechang?

Yi Miaohan, who is full of wine and food, is in a good mood.

Waving his hand to his feet, he greeted the new classmate who had just passed by.

But Jiang Hechang seemed to treat her as air.

I walked straight to the gift of vegetable leaf soup and made a small bowl.

In addition, the "grass" that has been beaten on the dinner plate is not enough for Yi Miaohan's previous snacks.

"What, a big man also loses weight, pretending not to see me, he must be afraid of being discovered by me. I thought I'd spread the word everywhere, I'm that kind of person. ”

"Hey! Yi Miaohan, what's wrong, I'm still sleeping, there's no noise from you in the bedroom, I slept well, ah? It's true? Jiang Hechang is the same as me? Weight loss? Hahaha...... By the way, I'll send you the address, and you look at your phone carefully. I'm also in the past? I'm not, I'm lazy, I'm sleeping. ”

Yi Miaohan read the content aloud, and Shu Yaai helped her find a restaurant.

Close to the school.

……

Yi Miaohan checked the name on the sign, and it was right here.

"Excuse me, do you want manpower?"

On the chair at the door, there was a fat woman who was stupid.

Place one foot on the knee of the other leg.

I was picking at the mud ball on my foot with my hand, making an OK gesture, and popping it up with a "bang".

"Who told you to come?"

"Shu Yaai!"

"I don't know, I don't need to."

That's not right!

Little Scalp Restaurant?

It's a barbershop!

"I'm still wondering how there can be a scalp in the meal."

Yi Miaohan was rejected, not sad at all, and still covering her mouth and snickering.

Because she doesn't like it here.

The place she wants to go to is a paradise where she can have enough to eat.

"The one in front, turn back!"

Yi Miaohan was stopped by the woman just now, and she turned around with a sad face.

"That's you, come in!"

As she stepped up the stairs, the swivel bar of the hair salon came into view and was attached to the interior wall.

"Is this a small scalp restaurant?"

"It turned out that there were no customers, and after it went out of business, it was sold to me, and the light box outside hadn't had time to be removed."

"Then I'm looking for the wrong one, I'm going to the hotel."

"Let's go! The work is also picky. ”

Yi Miaohan was about to step out of the threshold.

"Triple the salary, do you want to do it?"

Yi Miaohan broke her hands and counted, it should be enough to eat, anyway, she is doing it anywhere.

"Okay!"

Yi Miaohan waited for the fat woman to teach her.

But the fat woman, as if nothing happened, went back to sit in her chair and picked her nose.

In the same way as picking your feet, knead your snot into a wet and sticky ball and shoot it to the ground.

"Guests, pick it up!"

An elderly grandfather walked in.

Yi Miaohan hurriedly went out to greet him, helped him, and went up the stairs step by step.

The length of time made Yi Miaohan feel like she was about to suffocate.

"Grandpa, I'll carry you!"

With 5 steps, it was raised to the top tower in the world by the old man.

If you are afraid of heights, you really can't go up.

Yi Miaohan bent her body forward at 90 degrees.

"Yikes!"

She felt like she had bumped into the old man's hand.

If he hadn't stood up in time, his ass would have almost arched down to the old man.

"Grandpa, don't look down and jump on me."

"If he wants to be agile, and he still needs to use your back?"

The fat woman's pants, like sticking to the chair with 502 water, rubbed around, just don't get up.

Jiang Hechang?

How did he pass through here?

Whatever he does, do me a favor first.

"Oba! You can wait! ”

Yi Miaohan learned to speak with international friends, a few simple tones, and was 18 bends in her mountain road.

Jiang Hechang continued to walk forward.

"Jiang Hechang! Can you help me get the old man inside, okay? ”

Yi Miaohan changed her hypocritical pretentious voice, and completely shrewd scolded the street style.

Holding the old man's arm with one hand, afraid that he would fall, he aimed at Jiang Hechang's brain shell with the other.

Unexpectedly, he ate this set.

"You call me again? Is there something wrong? ”

"Behind your ears? Don't say good things twice. ”

Jiang Hechang really turned around.

You are cold!

You are ruthless!

You are vexatious!

"Jiang Hechang, you help me help the old man inside. Do you hear that? Yikes!! ”

Yi Miaohan will bring energy early and pour out.

In an instant, she felt her body being hollowed out.

Jiang Hechang finally understood and arrived at Yi Miaohan's side.

A princess hugged the old man and placed him in the house.

The old man was like an ornament, and he was amazed.

"Thank you......"

Jiang Hechang, who came down from the steps, carried Yi Miaohan on his shoulders and carried him into the house like goods.

"Anything else?"

I saw a fat woman on a chair outside the hair salon, with her arms outstretched, her legs straightened, and her mouth pursed.

"I~"