The door slammed open, and the doctor and nurse rushed in, looking at us and at the monitor that had disappeared on the table.

"You!" The doctor pointed to the bridge of my nose and said, "No matter how excited you are, you can't destroy the hospital facilities, you know?" ”

"No, it's not my ......"

"Damn, it's not you, is it still her?" The doctor pointed at her and yelled at me, "How can such a thin woman smash a monitor like this?" ”

I was so sad that I almost looked up to the sky and sighed - it seems that I have to bear the blame even if I don't want to take the blame today, not to mention that I should have taken the blame for her. Even if her body is now filled with other souls or personalities, she still has Shen Yu's body after all.

"Well, I did it." I said, "This—how do I pay for this?" ”

"You wait!" The doctor was furious, "Also, I think she can go home with you, and if we don't leave the hospital, we'll be tortured to death!" ”

"Great!" Shen Yu jumped up from the hospital bed, took my hand and said, "Honey, can I really go home with you?" ”

"You have a home." I say.

"No, people are going to go home with you."

"Okay, okay," the doctor became impatient, "I don't care which of you two goes home with whom, you both give me an early exit anyway!" ”

"It's so much fun to let them stay a few more days." Grandma Gray Nurse ran out after the doctor, and kept complaining.

"No! I can't stand it anymore! ”

Because Shen Yu came in a hurry when he was hospitalized, he didn't bring anything.

Her original clothes had been scrapped in a car accident, so I had to run to the mall to buy her clothes, which I had to put on because of the time constraints and the lack of time to wash them.

However, she was still very happy to see the clothes, and she stood in front of the mirror in the toilet of the ward for a long time, and then she was about to take off and change her clothes without hesitation in front of me, and I was so frightened that I quickly closed the toilet door tightly.

While she was changing her clothes, I hurriedly ran back and forth to complete the hospitalization procedures. Fortunately, the beautiful male doctor has unlimited medical ethics and gave me a medical order.

"I've been annoyed with you both for a long time, but she's really not in a stable condition, especially here." He pointed to his head and said, "So I suggest that when you are discharged from the hospital, it is better to live together, observe at any time, and call me whenever you have any problems." ”

"Okay," I said, "I'm sorry for your trouble." ”

"There's no trouble, it's a lot of excitement." He wrote down his mobile phone number as he said, "Also, if she is crazy and cold all day long, if you can't take her to the psychiatric department." ”

"Doctor, do you believe in Buddhism?" I couldn't help but ask.

"My mom believes it. However, I am interested in many philosophical ideas in Buddhism. ”

"Then do you believe in the Six Paths?"

"The six realms of the six realms of reincarnation?" He looked at me and couldn't help but laugh, "You're not going to be driven crazy by her too, are you?" ”

I didn't know how to answer, so I smiled at him.

"Don't laugh," he handed me a note, "This is the compensation fee for the monitor that you smashed, 6,999 yuan, you can hand over the money to the equipment department another day." ”

"So expensive? I checked it on Taobao, and it's only a few hundred yuan......" I said, taking the note.

"That's home, it's professional, can it be the same price? Besides, I didn't even ask you to pay for mental damages! ”

......

I took her to the underground garage in the elevator, and she screamed as the elevator moved.

"I'm rubbing, what the hell?! Shenglong pile? ”

"Elevator." I say.

"What kind of ladder?" She looked around, as if she was curious about everything around her.

I took her to the battered Peugeot, and she sat there for a long time. I had just started the fire when she snorted again.

"Wow, this mount is amazing! You can also have people in your belly! The world is about to catch up with the heavenly realm! What is this thing called? Is it iron-clad? She said as her hand fumbled around.

"It's not garlic, it's a car, it's for eating." I patiently explained.

"Eat? I feel hungry when you say that......"

"I'll cook for you when I get home."

"Great, dear, I love you to the point of madness!"

All the way she looked around the car window, asking about everything. I looked at her and remembered the matter of the monitor, and I thought that maybe it was her magic, but when the doctor handed me the compensation form, I knew that it was true—is it really a natural power to twist the monitor into scum with just one finger?

"I said," I turned to look at her, "are you really an asura?" ”

"That's right." She said.

"But why do you say what we say?"

"Ha," she smiled and pointed to her head, "because I've inherited everything she has here—I just can't match the vocabulary with the real thing out there." ”

"And how did you get here?"

"Well, it's a long story. As for me, I wanted to escape—"

"Run?"

"Oh no, it's running. I'm sorry, I just got here, and the words in her head haven't been fully picked up yet, so the wording may be a little off. Anyway, one day when I was running and playing on the edge of the Shura realm and the human world, I saw a girl in the bardo state, and she was wandering on the edge of the human world. I reached out to grab her, but as soon as I caught her, I was so frightened that I ran wildly, and I was accidentally dragged to the world, and she ran around with her, and finally parasitized this body with her. ”

"So, it wasn't you, who came out yesterday?"

"yes, I can't bring the body of the asura. So it's fair that we share the same shell for a day, one person for a day? ”

"And when are you going back?"

"Go back? Why go back? She looked at me like a nymphomaniac and said, "You don't know, the men in the Asura world are so ugly that they can't compare to you at all!" ”

"I'm just an ordinary person in the world, really." I pointed to the advertising screen outside the window, where there was a huge photo of Xiao Shengyu Sine, the largest traffic in China, who was raising his left hand and wearing a luxury watch on his wrist.

"The one who looks is the handsome guy."

"Wow! It's so handsome! Her eyes were full of stars, "But what is this, and how can there be a figure in it?" ”

"Screen." I say.

"Is it the meaning of civilian burials?"

I don't have the strength to explain, but she's very enthusiastic about the ads on the screen. She tilted her neck and kept staring at the advertisement, and from time to time imitated the way Yu Zhengxin stroked her hair.

"Silly, huh?" I asked her, and I don't know why, but I was a little jealous.

"However, I still don't think you're as handsome as you, anyway, I fell in love with you at first sight." She turned back and looked at me with a nymphomaniac look again.

With a shake of my hand, the Peugeot turned to the right and almost merged abruptly, when the car behind me honked its horn hard at me.

"Yo, these screams are so ugly, they are harsher than the screams of the Pegasus of the Shura Realm."

"Can you tell you what your name is, I can't continue to call you Shen Yu, right? You're not her. I asked.

"My name? Haha, this princess's name is not something that ordinary people can call, but after all, you are my lover, so it doesn't hurt to tell you. In the Shura realm, they all call me Kusumamamala, which is Hua Hu in the words you have translated. ”

"Hua Hu? I've seen this name in Buddhist scriptures - are you the princess of the Asura realm? ”

"That's right!" She looked at me in surprise, "Well-informed, it's really my fiancé!" ”

"I'm not your fiancé."

"Oh, don't you want to marry this woman?" She patted her chest vigorously, and the flowers trembled there, "Isn't that the same as when I get married?" It's all the same shell anyway. ”

"No, I can't. The person I like is Shen Yu, not you, the soul and the body are indispensable. ”

"It's okay, I'm not in a hurry." She didn't get angry at all, but continued to shake her head and say, "You will like me one day, I am the most beautiful Asura princess in the world, and I am the Shura girl that even the heavens want to marry." ”

"Okay. I think you've finally come to the world once, and I'm embarrassed to drive you back immediately, but after all, you're just a tourist, and you're having a lot of fun these days, so when you're tired of seeing enough, I'll go back to the Asura realm as soon as possible, okay? ”

"Hahaha!" She burst out laughing, "Can I ask you a question?" ”

"You ask."

"You have lived for so many years, have you seen celestials, hungry ghosts, hells, and asuras in the human world?"

"Didn't-what do you mean?"

I suddenly had a bad feeling in my heart - it couldn't be what I thought, would it?