Chapter Twenty-Nine

Sure enough, Hua Yan's next words confirmed my conjecture: "What I mean is that in the vast six realms, these four realms are isolated from the human world, and something like me that accidentally breaks through the 'iron fence' and comes to the human world is a small probability event that cannot be encountered once in thousands of years - so my dear, do you think that in your lifetime, I will still have a chance to go back?" ”

When I heard this, I immediately felt a headache.

Forget it, I can't care so much now, anyway, no matter whether she is Shen Yu or Hua Yu, I have to take her home, because after all, I still have some doubts about the theory of asura parasitism, and I think she is just a manifestation of schizophrenia.

Schizophrenia is nothing new in modern society, and the most famous American, William Milligan, is known as the "24 Billys" because of the 24 personalities in his body.

In his various personalities, there are men, women, children, and young children; There are Americans, there are British, there are Jews, there are Yugoslavs, there are Australians; There are students, there are teachers, there are liars, there are clowns, there are painters, there are hunters, there are violent maniacs, there are female hooligans.

To put it simply, William's body is actually a "crowded room", and there are 24 souls living in a small body.

In this way, compared to William Milligan's body, which can accommodate more than 20 personalities of different genders, different ages, different nationalities, different occupations, and different personalities, it seems that there is nothing wrong with Shen Yu's body having an extra personality of Hua Hu, who calls herself Princess Asura.

Aside from the strange power of her fingers to press the monitor into slag, it seems that this situation can also be explained by scientific theories such as hormone surges.

Since Hua Yu's personality can't be eliminated for a while, and she occupies Shen Yu's body, what I have to do is to accept this reality, and then slowly help Shen Yu adjust back to a normal state.

When I was discharged from the hospital, the doctor told me to stay by her side at all times and observe the changes in her condition. Yu Gongxin I should follow the doctor's instructions, but Yu Gongxin, I actually wish I could be with her every day.

Therefore, I made a decision - to bring this Shen Yu, who still calls herself Hua Hu, back to my home, take care of her, and guardian her until she is completely back to normal.

At the moment, she was sitting on the sofa in the living room, staring at the series on the TV, and constantly looking back at me in the kitchen busy washing vegetables.

"The people in this shadow box are quite realistic." She not only watched, but also learned the movements of the heroine in the play to play with the sword, "Why are the clothes they wear different from yours?" ”

"It's a cosplay." The fantasy drama "Fusang" is being broadcast on TV, and Hua Hu watches it with relish, but every time she puts it in an advertisement, she gets even more excited.

"Honey, what do you mean by chocolate?"

"It's just a food."

"What is a 'house search network'?"

"It's ......"

"What do you mean by 'those days, not free, like a robot'?"

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She asked me while watching the advertisement, which made me uncomfortable, and I quickly sped up the pace of cooking, quickly cutting tomatoes and beating eggs.

During the hospitalization, I was afraid that her digestive system would not recover, and the doctor did not arrange a diet for her, so she always relied on infusions to maintain her nutrition.

When we were discharged from the hospital, the doctor told her to eat lightly and recover slowly. So when I got home, I was afraid that she would be hungry, so I put down my things and hurried to cook, preparing to make a simple and easy-to-digest tomato egg noodle for her to eat.

Unexpectedly, from the moment I threw the chopped green onion into the oil boiling pot, she floated to the kitchen door, sniffing vigorously and wiping her saliva.

"This ...... What the hell is this, dipterocarp? Her voice trembled.

"Have you been hospitalized for a long time without food and are hungry?" I carried two bowls of noodles, one in front of her and the other on my sideβ€”and I was hungry for a whole day.

She stopped watching the advertisement, and sat in her chair impatiently, salivating over the bowl of hot noodle soup, rubbing her hands together with excitement.

"I haven't been home for a few days, and there is nothing good to eat in the refrigerator, so let's make do with it first." I apologized and said, "The soup is too hot, you can eat it later, I'll help you get a pair of chopsticks first." ”

She didn't speak, just stared straight at the bowl of noodles. I walked into the kitchen, grabbed two pairs of chopsticks, and rinsed them with water. But as soon as I walked out of the kitchen door, I was stunned.

She still sat in that seat, licking the soup around her mouth with her tongue, and there were two empty bowls on the table.

"I still want to eat it, is this boiled dragon beard, it's so delicious." She said.

"Doctors say don't overeat......"

"I'm going to eat it again." She continued.

I had to go back to the kitchen. Fortunately, tomato egg noodles are easy to make, and this time I deliberately cooked an extra bowl.

"Don't eat so fast, it's too hot." I placed two bowls of noodles in front of her. But as soon as I picked up my chopsticks and was about to eat my bowl of noodles, it was snatched by a pair of hands.

I raised my head and saw Hua Yan's mouth open wide, and in an instant, he sucked a bowl of noodles and soup and water into his stomach.

"I'm going to eat it again." She said, patting the table.

"Shen Yu doesn't eat so much, she attaches great importance to balanced nutrition." I told her.

"I'm not Shen Yu, I'm Hua Yu! I'm going to eat it too! Just eat it! Eat, eat, eat! She slapped the table so hard that the dishes and chopsticks jumped.

"Good, good! I'm going to cook! ”

I ran into the kitchen as fast as I could, and since I got home and didn't get a grain of rice, I felt so hungry that my heart was on my back. If this continues, it is estimated that she has swallowed everything in the refrigerator, and I still can't touch anything to satisfy my hunger.

As soon as I gritted my teeth, I scrambled all the eggs in the house, put all the noodles in the pot, and there were not enough tomatoes, so I poured two large bottles of tomato sauce into the pot, and the final boiled thing made me look disgusting.

I took the noodles out bowl after bowl and then took the empty bowls back to the kitchen – luckily, I left the bowl in the kitchen so that I could take two bites between tossing and turning.

She swallowed more than a dozen bowls of noodles in a row, and finally her stomach swelled as if she was ten months pregnant.

"Ouch, ouch...... she clutched her stomach and kept humming, "I didn't expect that the capacity of human intestines and stomach is too small, in the Shura realm, this thing is just the amount of an appetizer." ”

"You're eating noodles like a toast." I advised her, "Don't eat it, okay?" If you eat it again, your stomach will explode, and you won't have any place to eat it. ”

"Clever." She looked at me and said, "Wellβ€”don't be reluctant to do that." ”

"Can I ask?"

"Say." She hiccuped hard.

"The food I cooked, is it really that good?"

"I'm rubbing, of course! Don't you know that the food in the Shura Realm is so unpalatable! ”

"Is it worse than?"

"That's right!" She smiled and said to me, "The in the world still smells, and our food doesn't even taste." I'll tell you the truth, I was changing my clothes in the hospital toilet today, and I was hungry when I smelled the stench......"

"Stop! Please, don't say it! I just finished eating. ”

"Okay." She stroked her stomach and burped again.

"You eat so much, can you really digest it?" I couldn't help but ask.

"Hahaha, you're underestimating me too much. I'm the only princess in the Shura Realm who has the 'Six Abilities', or can I pass through the 'Iron Fence' and come to the world? ”

Liu ...... Yes? ”

"Six abilities - eyes, ears, nose, tongue, body and mind, I have extraordinary abilities in everything, you know?" Hua Hu patted his round stomach and said, "I have the ability to 'disintegrate', no matter how much I eat, I can digest it." ”

"Uh-oh." I didn't know how to deal with it.

"Can you ask one more question? Are the Asuras and the Celestials still at war? "I used my phone to look up the information about the asura.

"Of course! Come once a month, if there is no war, is there anything else to do? She said.

"But what are you fighting for?"

"You don't understand that, do you? We Asuras don't have good food, no good wine, no beautiful men, so we have to get our hands on them through the war with the gods. ”

"Why did the gods fight you that day?"

"Rub, you don't know this, the beauty of the Asura is the first of the six realms, and the gods also want to marry a beautiful daughter-in-law, right?"

"Yes. Then the sea of milk stirred ......"

"Oh, that's it, it's just an old hate. Most of the time, it's just that our war division is unknown, and we use it as an excuse. ”

"I see."

"Hey," she suddenly became excited, "I really want you to see my true body of Asura, it's so beautiful, the gods have been fighting more than 300 times for thousands of years to marry me, tsk." Anyone who looks at me will fall in love with me. Except for ......"

"Except for me, I only like Shen Yu alone, and I don't like fairies going down to earth."

"Fairy? Hahaha, the fairy is far worse than me. Alas, alas, I can't come with my body, or you will tremble at the sight of me. She walked over to me as she spoke.

"Good, shivering. But can you stop sitting on me, and don't wrap your thighs around me? ”

"Cut, what to pretend to be - is it so difficult for men in the world to do it?" She pushed me away a little angrily.

I was afraid that she would lose her mind again, so I hurriedly kept tuning the TV channel and looking for advertisements for her to watch - I always thought that TV dramas were interspersed with advertisements earlier, but now why are there no advertisements everywhere......

"Then you are in the Asura Realm, do you have no other specialties besides your appearance?" I hurriedly ran out of words.

"Yes!" She became excited, "Isn't there six abilities, let me tell you, because of the six abilities, I have become a famous detective in the Shura world!" ”

"What?" I was taken aback.

"Detective! I am the smartest princess in the Shura world, and I will solve all difficult cases! ”

"Are you interested in the human case?"

"I'm interested! I'm interested in everything in the world! Where is there a case, take me over to see! ”

"It just so happens that the people from the criminal investigation team want me to help solve the case."

"Then hurry up and go shopping, let's go together!"