On the first floor of the boys' dormitory, students enter a nap and snore from time to time.

Minglong and Niu Ruifei were talking by the bedside.

"Ah Fei, the song of whooping, who taught you?"

Minglong shot a beam of eyes from the oblique side.

Imagine Niu Ruifei's future, worried that he will be killed.

"Brother Hechang!"

Niu Ruifei closed his eyes and recuperated himself, resisting the sight of outsiders.

He made a small calculation, went to bed early and got up early, and won Jiang Xiaohui.

"Don't sing it anymore, the dog is scared to death."

Niu Ruifei opened one eye and looked at the pillow, Minglong's eyes were not on it.

"I don't blame me for my mental illness!"

Niu Ruifei changed to lie flat, and Minglong slowly got out of bed.

"I'm scared enough, too."

Fortunately, they decisively changed their tactics, and the mailroom uncle stopped pretending to be cool.

Niu Ruifei pricked up his ears, heard the slippers, and "tapped" a few times.

Get up decisively, throw your hands back, and pace on the ground.

The quilt covered Minglong's approaching head.

"Didn't you wait for the first place in the competition with Brother Chang? How can it be. ”

Niu Ruifei plugged hearing aids in both ears to turn up the volume to the extreme, making it easier to judge Minglong's mind at the moment.

Who does Jiang Xiaohui belong to, or is it a fetal hair problem.

Jiang Hechang's schoolbag is greatly turned out.

"Lost money?"

Minglong digs left and shakes right.

I came to Jiang Hechang's bicycle again and checked the broken windows to leave clues.

To be sure, he didn't bring the red money back.

At that moment, it should be in the dormitory.

Minglong looked at Niu Ruifei carefully, and he didn't feel a little weak.

"Lost money?"

The hearing aid came with a loud volume, and Niu Ruifei instantly faded the headphones.

Like an ant fryer, full of desire to survive.

"I didn't take it. Brother Long, are you going to make trouble for Mao again? This time, the gods can't save you. ”

"I suspect that it's you kid, you kid, you were startled, you reacted quite big, how did you pretend to be deaf and dumb just now?"

Minglong snorted his nose, as if Erlang God was reincarnated, and he was using his third eye to lock Niu Ruifei's face.

"I heard it, I'll get back to you right away, don't make a fuss! You speak. ”

Niu Ruifei began to follow the traces of the dragon and found the bicycle.

……

In the girls' dormitory, they generally can't sleep, and the voices of remorse and chagrin overflow all over the place.

"That's not good for my brother, he must be angry with me."

"Failure is not terrible, suspension is the most fatal. I'm good or bad. ”

"Oba, brace yourself, I'll wait for you to come back."

Yi Miaohan's broken belly was hypnotizing her nerves.

"Huhu~"

Shu Ya loves to clean the entire bedroom, and when she is so tired that she gets on the bed, she goes to see Zhou Gong.

Jiang Xiaohui was sitting on the edge of his bed, staring at Yi Miaohan's small appetizer, hawthorn juice.

She couldn't help but stick her tongue out, licking her upper and lower lips.

"What do you want to do?"

Yi Miaohan's body trembled, and she fisted all around.

"Bang!"

Yi Miaohan had another nightmare, and the bed followed her and smashed to the ground.

"Yikes!! It hurts! ”

Yi Miaohan assembles the bed in a daze and repairs her legs.

Sleepwalking directs traffic for a while.

After that, step over to the bed and sit down, with the futon pressed against the side face.

It was like touching porcelain, and it slowly fell.

The volume of the falling bed board stunned Jiang Xiaohui for a moment, and also woke up Shu Yaai.

"Jiang Xiaohui, you don't sleep at noon, and you are decadent in the afternoon."

Shu Yaai educates Jiang Xiaohui.

Then, turn over and go back to sleep.

Jiang Xiaohui pulled up his forehead, a small bang.

I ordered it in front of my eyes, as if it was dipped in hawthorn juice.

When the saliva was about to come out, she sucked it back.

There are even bigger surprises.

Jiang Xiaohui smiled evilly and raised her eyebrows upward.

The small fetal hair in his hand has already landed.

……

The class bell rang wildly.

It's like striking a pendulum, or playing a recorder.

There will be no classes today, and the outstanding graduates will return to school with honors.

But the head teacher said that the bell was a command, and when he heard it, he would gather.

"Brother Long, don't say it again, I'll ask you, woman and brother, do you want the former and the latter?"

Minglong didn't answer, and when he was about to go out, he looked at the drawer.

"The latter."

"That's it. The lover of my dreams, don't rob me, I promise you to help find your brother's fetal hair. ”

Niu Ruifei frowned and looked at Jiang Hechang's desk.

"Why hasn't Brother He Chang come back yet? The daughter of the dormitory manager is married, is it difficult for the two of us to help him out with red envelopes? ”

"Auntie's personality is too weird, I don't want to go!"

"Brother Long, are you crazy? What does she have to do with us, superiors and subordinates, directly decide whether you are expelled or repeated, I am with you, it's really not good, the red envelope arrives, people don't go, save rations for her, she can also praise the two of us for being kind-hearted. ”

"Freshman math students, attention! Now please gather in the playground, the teacher has something important to say. ”

The head teacher didn't know which tour guide sister to talk to, and got a super large speaker.

Full-featured, ultra-clear, looping, stereo surround sound.

"Freshman class of the mathematics department, your teacher shouted, hurry up, don't beep."

"It's noisy, don't let people sleep?"

The girls' dormitory was gradually heard, and chickens and dogs began to jump in the hallway.

It seems that all the female students who have not yet left the freshman class of the mathematics department will be confiscated.

The reason why the head teacher did not announce it on the loudspeaker was because he was afraid that other class teachers would take the essence of it.

The backbone teacher is none other than her!

"Ding-mile!"

The whole class was like a rat crossing the street, some ran away through the window, and some pretended to pee.

After a while, many students woke up in the playground.

The class teacher is checking the numbers by name.

"Freshman math students, attention! Yi Miaohan, Shu Yaai, Jiang Xiaohui, three female classmates, please gather in the playground now, the teacher has something important to say to everyone. It's just the three of you! ”

On weekdays, Shu Yaai, who got up late, finally couldn't stand the shouting outside.

"Yi Miaohan, get up quickly."

Shu Yaai glanced at Yi Miaohan.

Yi Miaohan was supporting her waist and straight legs, studying a new sleeping position to prevent the bed from collapsing again, so she could stand up in time.

"Jiang Xiaohui, get up."

Shu Yaai opened one eye and glanced at Jiang Xiaohui's bed, as if no one was living.

I didn't pay attention at all, Jiang Xiaohui was hanging on the roof of the shed, with her head down.

The entire women's dormitory building is "ping pong." ”

It seems that if he caught three of them affecting the lunch break, he helped them wash their feet, and then put pots and spoons on their heads and threw them out in a bunch.

……

On the playground, in the shade of a tree, the freshman math class was fully seated.

"The three of you classmates are late, and you will perform a group show in the evening."

Three?

Shu Yaai lifted her heel and turned her head back.

Jiang Xiaohui really stood in the back.

Shu Yaai pushed Yi Miaohan, who was still sleepwalking, beside her.

"Navigating the river? Fines you money!! ”

"Yi Miaohan, open your eyes and see who I am?"

The head teacher walked in front of Yi Miaohan, but she didn't wake up yet, and she became more rude.

Maybe in her dreams, she used her beating kung fu.

"Disobedient? Hit your snot bubbling and look for teeth all over the floor! ”

In the case of Yi Miaohan's dream, the head teacher is an unruly person.

Shu Yaai grabbed her sleeve and spun her.

Yi Miaohan was digging Shu Yaai's nostrils, and from time to time she rubbed her feet.

Maybe her previous dream, the hair salon fat MM also appeared.

"Yi Miaohan!!"

The head teacher was a little angry, twisted Yi Miaohan's nose, and pinched her face.

Yi Miaohan, who woke up, moved her eyelids.

When I open my eyes, autumn is cold.

"Ahh

Instantly paralyzed in fright.

Shu Yaai hurriedly patted Yi Miaohan's body and let her withdraw herself from fear.

"Head teacher, I'm sorry, Yi Miaohan has an evening party, I'm afraid I can't go again. I'm going to stay in the dormitory to take care of it, and I don't ......"

The head teacher bent down and checked Yi Miaohan's pulse to make sure that there was breathing.

"Look there."

Shu Yaai followed the direction of the head teacher's fingers, and her nostrils opened wide, increasing her breathing.

One by one, the male and female students were lying on the ground, all to avoid the evening program intervals.

……

The head teacher is paying out of his own pocket again.

After the students sat down on the sofa, they took out their wallets and let them see how much they had paid.

The principal's nephew sat in the corner, as if looking for a wide and young man.

I didn't find the target, so I raised my head and stopped listening to the nagging of the head teacher.

"I'm ugly, the program I brought to you is, song skewers!"

"Past!!"

The head teacher pushed his shoulders forward and turned Niu Ruifei into a non-human.

He climbed up from the soles of the principal's nephew's feet.

"As the head teacher of the first year of mathematics, I am very honored to invite outstanding graduates. I hope that this class of juniors and sisters will discuss problems and think about life ...... with outstanding seniors."

Yi Miaohan bumped into the senior sister next to her, wearing a floor-mopping evening dress skirt, golden blingbling.

"Senior sister, how do you make a lot of money?"

"You are a student, you are academically important, and you will be very useful in the future if you study mathematics well."

"Just teach me!"

Yi Miaohan began to be coquettish, Shu Ya's love was startled, and she hurriedly left.

"I graduated and went home and chose the pig breeding industry."

"Wow! Senior, you're so amazing. Seed beads? The pearl of the night? ”

"Grow feed, feed the pigs. The ratio is very important, and this formula needs to use ......"

Yi Miaohan's head buzzed and moved to the other side.

"Senior, do you raise pigs?"

A thin man, hunched over, drinking mineral water in front of him.

"I'm not a low-level animal!"

That's good!

Yi Miaohan stuck her butt on the back of the sofa and held her posture for 5 seconds.

Then, the body falls naturally and the senior is bounced up.

"Senior, how do you make a lot of money without getting fat?"

Yi Miaohan opened up a rare topic again.

"You have to study hard and repay the motherland."

The answer is exactly the same as the senior sister just now.

"Senior!"

Yi Miaohan's watery eyes seemed to have the light of stars in them.

In fact, she didn't blink and practiced peerless skills.

Yi Miaohan's expressions of regret in the world, the senior couldn't help asking, "What is wrong with you?" Need a donation? ”

Yi Miaohan sighed softly, ready to move further.

"I used to be at the bottom of the list. Later, although a batch of weight loss drugs was developed, the sales were very good. I was not satisfied with the status quo and continued to experiment with myself, and there was a problem with the blending ratio. Fortunately, this batch was not put on the market, fortunately! ”

The senior's hands kept coughing, and the mineral water was unstable, and he sprayed himself in the face.

In an instant, Yi Miaohan rotated in parallel and moved to the position of 3 o'clock.

This senior is surrounded by a thick layer of classmates, like the original book of a bestseller.

"Senior!" Yi Miaohan used her body as a submachine gun and drilled into the direction of the senior's heart.

"Me, the principal's nephew."

Yi Miaohan seems to understand his special talent and pretends to be B.

"Whoa, I want to scream, scream, ......"

People walked to the tea cool, and the head teacher came back from the toilet, only to see Niu Ruifei alone in the KTV room.