Chapter 32 Through the Earth from Top to Bottom
In the girls' dormitory, we are discussing a show that has not been performed tonight.
Shu Yaai swept up on the ground again.
It seems that there is one more person in the dormitory, and there is a lot more garbage.
Yi Miaohan is shaking the back of the chair with her back, lifting different chair legs to facilitate Shu Yaai's cleaning.
"Xiaohui, if it were you, what would you perform?"
Yi Miaohan listened to Niu Ruifei singing, and was a little disgusted.
stared at Jiang Xiaohui, who was shy and blushing in front of him.
thinks she can make the mood brighter.
"I'll show my talents."
"In hell, that's how to pinch! It's time to show off your true talents, Megumi. ”
In an instant, Jiang Xiaohui was on one leg and the golden rooster was independent.
With his arms outstretched, the Roc spreads its wings.
Then, with his hands in front of him, he shook his head and tail, and let out a Tyrannosaurus rex version of howl.
"Wow! Hahaha......"
Yi Miaohan admires Jiang Xiaohui's imitation power a little.
"Can you teach me?"
Yi Miaohan has many hobbies and interests, in addition to studying.
As soon as her feet touched the ground, Shu Yaai pulled the broom away.
"Yikes!!"
Yi Miaohan leaned forward, leaning sideways, unable to stop her legs until she crashed into Jiang Xiaohui.
Jiang Xiaohui's body was cold, and Yi Miaohan was ready to warm her stomach.
"Xiaohui, give you my hawthorn juice."
Yi Miaohan then retreated to the table, and the footprints counterattacked again.
"Yi Miaohan! Look at you, I've just finished wiping the floor. ”
Shu Yaai simply pushed the broom and the cloth stick towards Yi Miaohan's trouser legs.
Yi Miaohan was stunned, staring at the hawthorn juice.
Empty?
"Yaai, where's my hawthorn juice?"
"I don't know."
Shu Ya Ai is losing weight and is very aware of the appetizer of acid.
"Xiao Hanhan, I drank it."
Yi Miaohan held the empty bottle and kept twisting her toes.
"Oh, it's okay, I'm going to give it to you. Xiaohui, speaking of which, you don't seem to have eaten much. ”
"That's right! I'm so hungry. ”
Jiang Xiaohui touched her stomach and only ate a few days ago.
"What do you want to eat? Let's go to the cafeteria together, and the supermarket can also be used. ”
"Good!"
Yi Miaohan took Jiang Xiaohui's hand and walked to the door together.
"Wait! What's the matter with the hair on the ground and the yellow on the ceiling? ”
Shu Yaai began to brush her presence, pointing to the floor under Jiang Xiaohui's bed.
"Yaai, it's Xiaohui's hair, you help you put it in the trash can. The roof must be leaking. ”
Interested, like-minded foodies.
Yi Miaohan has become more intimate with Jiang Xiaohui.
"Xiaohui, I have a full set of hair cutting tools, if you want to think your hair is long, I'll help you with it."
Yi Miaohan and Jiang Xiaohui walked from the door of the bedroom to the corridor.
"Stop! Yi Miaohan, who do you think of me? The old mom who cleaned for you? You don't have a mother, and you don't like clumps of hair on the ground. I feel sorry for you, OK, help you clean up. But I don't have to help her too. Jiang Xiaohui, in the future, try not to fall off the ground when you have your hair, otherwise, you will have to take care of it yourself. ”
Shu Yaai picked up the hair on the ground and held it up in front of Jiang Xiaohui's eyes, which was blowing with the wind.
"Then I'll help Xiaohui hold it. Yaai, will you go eat with us? ”
Yi Miaohan pinched the other side of the same hair, and Shu Yaai slowly let go of her hand and locked the door from the inside.
……
Under the supermarket light box, Yi Miaohan was holding a bottle of Coke and listening to Jiang Xiaohui.
"Xiao Hanhan, what did I do wrong?"
"Yaai doesn't mean that, but how can there be a poop on the ceiling?"
After Yi Miaohan threw out a tricky question, she turned her back to Jiang Xiaohui and drank soda with her back.
"Aunt Yi, you ......"
Minglong came back from the party early in the morning, wandering around the campus alone.
It's not aimless, it's hitting walls everywhere.
He had rummaged through many garbage cans.
But my brother's short, slightly yellowish, extremely soft hair still hasn't been found.
"Aunt Yi, where did you get this?"
Yi Miaohan blows on the bottle with one hand.
The other hand is like the Lady Liberty, holding a hair.
Minglong held it in the palm of his hand, rubbing the mud with his two hands, feeling the smooth and delicate texture.
The skin that is watery like a baby is very matched.
"Hiccup!"
Yi Miaohan dried a whole bottle to comfort her stomach that hadn't eaten supper.
"What do you say?"
Yi Miaohan seems to be a drunkard.
"Forget it, I won't ask you. Xiao Hui ......"
Minglong staggered Jiang Xiaohui's eyes, and the curly bangs in front of his forehead turned out to be the same.
"Little Dragon Dragon, this is mine."
"Oh, yes, I made a mistake."
Minglong raised his legs, his eyes misty, disappointed and forward.
"Xiaolonglong, what you are looking for, I have seen it."
Jiang Xiaohui ran towards Minglong.
Without the slightest defense, Yi Miaohan drank water and became alone.
……
Minglong and Jiang Xiaohui walked on the hill of the school, passing by a couple of couples, and they were gnawed by their relatives.
"Xiaohui, do you want to date me? I lied to Aunt Nayi, right? ”
Minglong invited Jiang Xiaohui to sit on the stone bench.
Turn off the phone, and the previous message is Niu Ruifei, who has just finished "Whoop".
Jiang Xiaohui gently brought his face closer to Minglong, and he felt a tingling sensation all over his body.
Jiang Xiaohui showed his fangs.
After that, she and Minglong did not return overnight.
……
The next day, the sun rose as usual.
It seems to be able to lift all the gloom in an instant.
Jiang Hechang's lower body was covered with a palm leaf, erected, pressed to the ground, and leaned against his face.
"Brother Hechang, are you back? See Brother Long? ”
Suddenly, there was a puff of black smoke, and the spiral column descended into the former pit.
"On fire......"
Niu Ruifei remembered Minglong's warning and whispered.
"Let's go, let's go to class first, and I'll get here when I come back."
Jiang Hechang looked like a Super Mario who had passed the test, and put down the big black bag he was carrying behind him.
"Brother Hechang, my grandmother's hearing aid is unresponsive, is it because of that that that that you didn't win the championship in the Olympiad competition."
"If you lose, don't be sad, then next time, it will definitely work!"
Jiang Hechang repeated what Yi Miaohan had said to her, without a little delay or concern.
"Wait! Hechang, just now I spoke in a super low voice, you can also answer, and the time is right. ”
The communication with Jiang Hechang is no longer tired.
Niu Ruifei didn't know exactly where he was going, but he was dressed like a savage tribe, or a human with elephants.
Niu Ruifei pulled out the flower shirt and put it under the pillow, and he didn't wash his saliva, which was a little peculiar.
"Brother Hechang, put it on first, we are a mathematics department, not biology. If I turn around and dissect you as a specimen, I will die of dampness. ”
Jiang Hechang threw his long hair aside, and Sadako's image seemed to be alive.
He plucked the palm leaves and handed them to Niu Ruifei to hang on the wall.
Niu Ruifei swallowed and sighed again.
"I asked, by the way, Brother Hechang, what is the use of palm leaves...... No need to ask. ”
Niu Ruifei looked for another pair of large pants.
Defective product, one leg is long and one leg is short.
"No, I'll buy it."
Jiang and Chang dissipated heat dissipation first.
After that, I'm ready to take the money for the backpack and go to the store to buy it again.
The zipper opened, but he didn't touch any banknotes.
Niu Ruifei didn't know how to explain, so he could only put a big flower shirt on one arm and drag a 7-point hybrid and 9-point pants with the other hand.
……
Jiang Hechang has a standard 188 figure, a floral shirt on the upper body, and jeans on the bottom.
Just like the 80s in the last world, the retro style is combined with contemporary ripped pants, which is unique.
When he walks, his long hair flutters and falls to his ankles, forming a beggar pie in his own right.
"Brother, I'm back!"
"Oba!"
A pure and beautiful girl, after thinking deeply into the bone marrow.
Decided to keep his spontaneous promise and always support Brother Jiang Hechang!
Niu Ruifei walked behind Jiang Hechang, and he could also be like a spring breeze, as if he also had fans.
"Niu Ruifei!!"
"Brother is here, want to sign it? I'll bring my own. ”
Niu Ruifei was picking up pens from his newly changed plaid T-shirt.
"Brother Hechang! The pen is in your upper chest pocket. ”
"I have it!!"
Yi Miaohan was like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, appearing under Niu Ruifei's nose.
"Is there something wrong?"
Niu Ruifei pretended to be Jiang Hechang cool, but he didn't know that his face was 108,000 miles away.
“8888888?”
"Early in the morning Dad, it's not good, I hate it! Take advantage of me, it's really not good, you call me Daddy! ”
Yi Miaohan clenched her hands into fists and was holding out an index finger in one hand.
"Yi Miaohan! Come back soon, it's in the school, and we're trying to get him out. ”
Shu Yaai thought of a clever plan.
……
Shu Ya loves to pretend to be a fan girl and stretches out her thighs at the school gate.
"Brother, come on! I'm so hot, itchy, I want to take off my essence! ”
Niu Ruifei is stepping into the trap step by step.
"What are you going to do? Help me! ”
"We have investigated, and the security guard asked for leave today."
Shu Yaai helped Yi Miaohan grab Niu Ruifei's collar and squatted hard.
No matter how he escapes, he will be attached to Shu Yaai.
The wake-up gas is exploding, emitting a huge amount of energy.
It's like traveling to the universe and bouncing back.
"Get the signal, hit him!"
Yi Miaohan's two index fingers were hot, looking for a small hole to insert, but she could only block her ears.
Now, it's no longer a dream, she wants to really show her skills.
Niu Ruifei had a snot, and was scolded too much by Yi Miaohan, and his nasal cavity began to flow with a steady stream of big snot.
Sticky dripping, slippery.
Yi Miaohan pulled out her index finger and sniffed it on the tip of her nose, and the smell was faint.
"Well deserved, hahaha......"
The moment Niu Ruifei opened his mouth, Yi Miaohan stretched out his index finger to Niu Ruifei's throat.
"Bah, Bah, Bah......"
Since then, Niu Ruifei has been disgusted with himself.
……
In the boys' dormitory building, an uninvited guest walked straight in.
He had lipstick in his ears and tooth marks on his neck.
"Phew! Brother Hechang, do you see if there is anything dirty on my tongue? ”
Niu Ruifei stretched out his tongue and stretched it with his hand.
Jiang Hechang wiped it with toilet paper.
"Bah, it's all paper scraps, and when you taste it, it's cheap toilet paper."
Niu Ruifei's mouth has been soaked with a lot of water, including foam.
I always feel that my tongue is astringent.
The shadow of the snot, for a short time, lingers.
"Brother Hechang, you're going to plug this big hole with your hair, it's impossible, right? Where to find so much, even if you have a lot of hair, but this is a bottomless pit, it is better to throw some flour, fill the hole in it, pour some water and swell. You can also make some rice then, phew, bah! Buns to eat. ”
Jiang Hechang began to dig out the big black bag, which was full of hair.
Niu Ruifei was stunned at the time, and he was not there. ”
"Brother Hechang, you said that it wasn't on fire, it was a black whirlwind flying around, and you wanted to fight poison with poison? But it didn't go back. ”
Suddenly, the black smoke glanced into the pit again.
Jiang Hechang used amazing strength to lift the cement floor entirely.
The pit was still there, and when the black smoke was about to float up again, the hair fell down in one fell swoop.
"Ahh
A rugged man's voice is falling from above across the earth.