Chapter Forty-Eight: I Want to Make a Fortune and Mess With Brother Long
In a large shopping mall, Yi Miaohan was talking to the counter staff, telling about the good wig.
"Our beriberi, no, wig, bring it on, and I'll make sure you ......"
Yi Miaohan put the original rhetoric of beriberi on the wig, which sounded so delicious.
"Don't believe you've heard it? This is the second major feature of our wig, the aroma is compelling. ”
Yi Miaohan handed it to many tellers, and each one was willing to smell it, so he had to describe it himself.
"Wow! Outstanding! ”
Yi Miaohan's right hand stretched vigorously to the side of the body, and her left hand made a chicken claw shape.
I don't know, I think it's the sequelae of cerebral embolism.
"What for?"
Several men in uniform hurried over.
"I received a report from the masses, you are selling three no-goods here, come with us."
The security guard pulled Yi Miaohan by the arm, one on the side, and lifted Yi Miaohan up.
In order to prevent Yi Miaohan from escaping, the front and rear security guards pulled her feet to avoid touching the ground.
Yi Miaohan's big splitting action was maintained all the way to the security room.
"Help!!"
Yi Miaohan slowly retracted her wide-angled legs, bent and kneaded her knees, and moved her waist.
A standard warm-up exercise for square dancing for seniors.
"You're a villain, and you're still shouting for help?"
"I'm an ordinary student, I can't eat meat, so I will come outside to make money, please let me go!"
"Students? Which school? ”
Yi Miaohan struggled inwardly, and if she said that Laizhu University was to be mentioned, they would definitely inform the dean.
Then, the "progress badge" she just received will be invalidated.
But if you don't say it......
"I'm an elementary school student!"
The security guards looked at each other and began to discuss.
"Look at her size, she should be in elementary school."
"Look at her face, it must be an aunt."
"Forget it, middle-aged women can't afford to mess with it, don't drag your family and come to the mall to make trouble."
"Let's go, let's go!"
The security guards agreed.
Yi Miaohan nodded and smiled.
"Handsome guy, you give me back the wig."
"This is stolen goods, to be confiscated. It's good to let you go, don't come back in the future. ”
Yi Miaohan wanted to flirt with the man, but they didn't eat it, opened the door, and gestured to follow.
"Let's go!!"
……
Outside the door of the boys' dormitory, a girl wanders around.
Finally, she found the target.
Wolf-like speed, rabbit-like short legs.
It's not as good as a good voice.
"Minglong!"
A girl's cry was supposed to stop him.
But as soon as he heard that he was not young, he trotted with him.
"Minglong, can you do me a favor?"
"Can't! I still have something to do, I'm going to find the jade ......"
Minglong rolled his eyes and stopped abruptly.
"You're going to find my brother?"
Yi Miaohan expressed understanding, and was observing the other men.
"Who did you listen to?"
Minglong didn't seem to have mentioned this to Yi Miaohan.
"Jiang Xiaohui!"
Speaking of these three words, Minglong's neck hurts.
Yi Miaohan was in front of the boys' dormitory, shaking her head from side to side.
I don't know which boy is going to be molested again.
"As a dormitory manager, I have the responsibility to keep the whole building safe. Say, what's busy? ”
"Because you're handsome, ......"
"Straight to the point, Aunt Yi."
"I want you to be my model."
……
The two of them were rummaging through every corner of the school, looking for Jiang Hechang's whereabouts.
Finally, on the oblique side of the playground, he was found moaning with Moon Yunyun.
"Don't! Just a little bit! ”
Minglong tugged at Yi Miaohan's cuffs and told her to walk slowly.
"Don't affect the two of you!"
Minglong saw the moon Yunyun's feet off the ground, and he should be playing games with Jiang Hechang.
"Master!!"
Yi Miaohan shouted loudly, and Jiang Hechang walked around from behind Yue Yunyun.
Yue Yunyun took his hand again and taught him to become a toad on the ground.
"You didn't learn, you almost stretched out this hand, and then ......"
Yue Yunyun threw Jiang Hechang's arm over and walked over, as if it was very hard.
"Master, you still have half of your hair, I'll help you shave it!"
Jiang Hechang's body is no longer at the mercy of Yue Yunyun.
Yue Yunyun was very unconvinced, turned around, and wanted to blow a big breath.
Jiang Hechang immediately bent down, and his aura flowed down his nose, through his chest, and transferred to his abdomen.
Originally, he didn't have many words, but he was not hindered by the ban.
Yue Yunyun hurriedly blew again, but it blew to Jiang Hechang's calming acupuncture point, and she couldn't move.
Only the eyes can blink, and Yue Yunyun is doing her best, studying the acupoints.
Yi Miaohan took the opportunity to remove the other half of Jiang Hechang's hair.
Tugging at his pigtails, he returned satisfied.
……
In the big shopping mall, Minglong first put his hands in his pockets and swayed in.
"Little sister, let me ask, when will the security guard eat?"
Minglong seems to be able to use beautiful male tricks, but he was almost beaten out as a thief.
"No! Aunt Yi, you change places! ”
Minglong hung his head and walked out, wearing a small braided hair on his head.
From time to time, he pushed his face to the sides, as if Wu Bai appeared.
"Miss, are you here to buy a CD? There are all kinds of films! ”
A little boy sells on the ground, just a piece of paper.
Minglong's jacket was softly ground and soaked by Yi Miaohan, and he finally took it off.
A handful was thrown on the ground, and the wig was placed on it.
This move, Minglong just wanted to pull out, but it was not easy to move.
"Who's going to see it? The freshest hair, freshly shaved from a person. ”
Yi Miaohan shouted loudly and soon called the chengguan.
"Run!!"
Minglong tugged on his coat and ran forward.
The wigs are all gone, and the pigtails are like ants, still wriggling in the wind.
Yi Miaohan pursed her mouth and gathered them all together.
Coiled into a pedestal, meditate firmly on the top.
"Have you seen a vendor?"
Yi Miaohan squinted her eyes and pointed to the sky.
"He's gone!"
"Excuse me, did you just sell wigs?"
Yi Miaohan shook her head, pretending to be mysterious, and pointed to the sky with her finger.
"Female donor, if you are bald, please solve it yourself, I will never sell wigs, and I don't want to be arrested by the city management."
"Oh, I read it wrong?!"
The girl prepares to leave, scratching her head, doubting her eyesight.
Yi Miaohan opened her eyes and looked around, left, right, and right.
No one?
"Miss, please stay!"
The girl turned around again, and Yi Miaohan straightened the wig.
If you bring it all to yourself, maybe in this way, your heart will be more stable.
"Which one did you pick?" Just take it off. ”
Yi Miaohan bowed her head slightly, held the small braid covering the top of her head, and slowly turned in a circle.
"My mom had cancer and the chemotherapy left her without hair. She used to love beauty very much, so I wanted to buy a wig for her, it's too expensive in the mall, look at the colorful ones you sell, it should be good. ”
The girl touched it with her hand, and the roots were thick and hard.
"I want this, and that!"
The girl picked two colors, one blue and one plum.
After drawing out, get ready to pay.
“Oh,No!”
Next, Yi Miaohan told the guests the story of blue and plum.
From Jiang Hechang's defeat in the Olympiad competition, it is said that the daughter of the dormitory supervisor used force to get married.
In short, the combination of these two colors is unlucky.
"Thank you, but we don't believe in superstitions, we don't believe in them, we just believe in how to make my mother happy, and she likes these two colors. How much? ”
"One lock and one dollar!"
Yi Miaohan came as soon as he opened his mouth, and the price of beriberi.
"Here you go!"
The girl took away the two locks and was very happy,
"My mom must have loved it. By the way, you're here a lot? ”
"I'm a mobile seller!"
Yi Miaohan's meaning, don't look for me when you return the goods.
"My mother still has many patients, I don't know if they like them or not, but color brings hope and the courage to live."
"Miss, I'll give you one."
Yi Miaohan picked out a lock of hair tied with a black headband and handed it to the girl.
"I hope your mom recovers soon!"
Yi Miaohan's eyes were moist, thinking of her mother's life, she was also a smooth head.
"Who's going to buy the hair? Made of real human hair, the roots are like steel bars. ”
"How much?"
"One lock of one dollar, buy two get one free!"
Jiang Hechang didn't know how much his hair had reached so cheap.
Because one lock is very thick, Yi Miaohan combed 6 locks in half of her hair.
Counting and making money are both correct, and in the face of passers-by's questions, she patiently answered.
Occasionally, I ask for one or two, but I haven't been able to meet the people who need them.
"There it is!"
Yi Miaohan came up with a way to untie every lock of hair.
Give it away, inspired by the girl who used to sell lychees at school.
"Don't, don't!"
Some pushed Yi Miaohan away, and some went straight away.
Several balloons floated down to Yi Miaohan's side, and the children were running in her direction.
Yi Miaohan does not let them go, and develops new customers all the time.
"Children, my sister will give you a dandelion, okay?"
"Oh!"
"Yo-yo, good!"
Yi Miaohan took advantage of the parents' absence and hurriedly distributed it.
"You can't eat it, spit it out!"
Yi Miaohan patted a child on the back.
Strands of hair fell from the har that stuck to the mouth and fell to the ground.
An eldest sister in the distance, with one hand on her waist, and the other hand was pointing at Yi Miaohan's nose and scolding.
"You want to poison our children? Walk! Police station! ”
"No! I'm giving them toys, like dandelions, which have a fragrance when they blow, and I don't believe you smell them. ”
Yi Miaohan pinched the hair that fell on the ground with two fingers, cocked her little finger, and made it into an orchid finger.
As soon as the eldest sister blew, Harazi sprayed on Yi Miaohan's face.
In addition to the children, there is also this fierce sister.
The aroma turns into a tone.
"What's the smell? You're a charlatan, mutilating children, and you have to be caught. ”
A city manager walked here, and seemed to know women and children.
"Husband, you came just in time, look at the ghost things she bought, what kind of choking our baby into."
"This is what you sold? Or is it doing public welfare? ”
Minglong stretched out an arm from behind and lent it to Yi Miaohan.
Stick the hair all the way to the head, run the sweat, and become a firm glue.
"Auntie! This one is very fragrant! ”
In the pile of children, the words of a little girl made Yi Miaohan particularly surprised.
"I'm my sister, if you like it, I'll give you another one!"
Yi Miaohan wanted to turn around, but she couldn't move, and was firmly locked by Minglong's shoulder.
"Let's go! Aunt Yi, I know how your investment failed this time. You are sick, I have medicine, I want to make a fortune, and I want to mess with Brother Long! ”