Chapter Forty-Nine: Excellent Marketing of Hair
Shu Yaai came to the primeval forest alone, and took advantage of the dawn to quickly look for the jade pendant.
Even if Tang Xiaoping predicted Yi Miaohan and Minglong's results correctly, there was a possibility of a mistake.
The fact that Yi Miaohan became the richest man in Jingang City alone is a complete paradox.
What made her most suspicious was that Minglong said that there were wild people in the primeval forest.
It must have been to scare her and then take it to himself.
From Shu Yaai's point of view, it is absolutely impossible.
This area of Jingang City is just sparsely populated.
As for the name of the primeval forest, it was also randomly chosen by later generations because of the dense trees.
A kitten was at her feet and was running wildly.
"Meow Meow Meow ......"
Immediately after, a small wild dog followed closely behind him.
"Woohoo".
Cats and dogs at war!
Shu Yaai didn't pay much attention to it, the birds and squirrels screamed fiercely.
"Hey, hey, haha, whoa!"
Shu Yaai seems to hear people's voices.
"Who's there? Minglong? ”
No one answered.
Could it be that the critter is a sperm?
Shu Yaai thought of the rat spirit in the dormitory, she was really sensible these days and never came again.
"Yi Miaohan can understand animals, yes! They must be heralding something. ”
After a long-term ideological struggle, Shu Yaai is ready to bring Yi Miaohan with her next time.
To her great horror, this time, she will encounter a black bear.
……
Outside the women's building of Laizhu University, a man was sending a girl back to the dormitory, otherwise, he was worried that she would go out again.
"Dandelion? It's a shame that you think about it, Aunt Yi. You might as well be a wishing star. ”
Minglong stabbed with a knife and gun in both hands, and was not less stabbed in the primeval forest.
Fortunately, Niu Ruifei told him that there were wild people there.
Otherwise, be careful to take your little life.
At that time, even if you find the jade pendant, you will have a life to earn, but you will not have a life to spend.
"Huh? Yes! ”
Yi Miaohan thought that Minglong had a strange trick, each of them took one of Jiang Hechang's hairs and made a wish in front of their faces.
But who is the customer base? How much does it cost to sell?
In fact, Jiang Hechang's own hair, Yi Miaohan has never asked for anyone's opinion.
"Yes, what, yes? You just stay in the girls' dormitory honestly, don't come outside our boys' building again, OK? ”
Outside the mall, Minglong just deceived Yi Miaohan away, not wanting to be implicated by her in school.
In fact, there is no way at all, it can be said that there is nothing.
Jiang Hechang rode a modified electric motorcycle and sped through the campus.
The head is slightly cool, because the hair has been shaved by Yi Miaohan.
"Master!"
Jiang Hechang's motorcycle was followed by a large group of followers.
Like a mouse running at night, the whole family goes out of the nest together.
"Don't scream, Aunt Yi, is it interesting for you to pester him all day? Didn't see a girl in the back seat? ”
"No!"
Yi Miaohan tugged at a few locks of hair, trying to catch up with Jiang Hechang's pace.
"Don't be stupid! He won't take a fancy to you, you're too old, you're not beautiful, and your figure isn't much better. ”
"You don't have as many scores as me, your IQ is not as high as mine, I'm smarter than you!"
Yi Miaohan couldn't say what the specific advantages were, so she deliberately dragged the words.
With an idea, she withdrew from the group chat with Minglong and the others.
"I want to help Yaai, not for myself."
Yi Miaohan looked up and looked at the stars in the sky, one by one she couldn't count them.
It's like a penguin waving its wings, envying the birds in the sky.
What day will the dream of the air be realized?
Since she was a child, she wanted to be an astronaut so that she could travel in space and come into contact with different creatures.
She believes that there must be planets outside of human beings, just like the earth, that thrive.
Maybe think of the earth as a tourist destination.
They often come to play in flying machines, but they can't tell the difference with the human eye.
"Whew~"
Jiang Hechang passed by Yi Miaohan.
Behind him, a large group of small fans, like dominoes, fell one after another.
Then, Jiang Hechang and Yue Yunyun disappeared, but there was one more flash of light in the sky.
Yi Miaohan started in the last row and pushed forward, standing only one.
"Do you want to buy hair?"
Yi Miaohan's hands were folded together, as if holding a flower, holding Jiang Hechang's hair.
"It tastes like my brother's!"
The girl who was lying on the ground and staggered about her brother helped each other and stood up one after another.
"That's it, Oba!"
"Give it to me, with it, it's like my brother is by my side."
Like hungry wolves, they stretched out their hands towards Yi Miaohan.
"Of course I can sell it to you!"
Yi Miaohan rushed at the girl who had the longest hand and stuck to her neck.
Squeezing his eyes and raising his eyebrows, his expression was obscene, and he secretly sent autumn waves.
"This is the hair plucked from Jiang Hechang's body, and I am his apprentice. In order to promote everyone's sleep, I deliberately soaked his hair with boiling water, disinfected, and used special materials to collect and process it to ensure that it will not deteriorate and rot in a short time......"
Yi Miaohan thought of a clever plan!
Fan economy!
"What is there to buy here, spend money in vain, we follow my brother all day long, and sooner or later we will pick it up."
"But there will be other boys or girls around him, and what you promise to get is indeed his hair?"
Yi Miaohan's rhetorical question, none of the admirers dared to give an answer.
You look at me, I look at you, waiting for who will administer justice.
"Forget it, what she said is reasonable, this thing is not easy to get, give me a chest hair."
"Give me one too, where do you want the hair, you know!"
The girl just now returned the dynamic light wave to Yi Miaohan, and the reception was successful.
"I don't have a beard or something, my master has shaved it. Otherwise, according to his hair growth rate, he would have become an old demon in Montenegro long ago. Therefore, I only have hair here, which smells sweet and pleasant. 10 yuan a shaved piece, the kind of dandruff with a band that is pulled out at the risk of life, 20 yuan a piece......"
"Follow me! I'm going to be a perfume. ”
"I want it too, a little more dandruff, preferably a little sticky, and I'm going to plant it on my head."
Yi Miaohan's unsalable goods jumped and became a hot item.
The customer base is right, perfect!
……
On top of the spring cake, a motorcycle was carried into the house.
The two of them were snuggling together.
"Lao Jiang, I can't imagine that my divine qi can still blow acupuncture points, but I don't understand, it's a complete coincidence, and I can't solve it. You can only resist like this, still at my mercy, today I will break the sky, I want to go into the cave room with you! ”
"Nonsense!!"
Yue Yunyun seemed to hear her father's echo screaming, and quickly hid.
"Come out!!"
Yue Yunyun was blocked by Jiang Hechang's body, and only dared to tilt her head.
"I'm scared to death, it turns out that my dad is in charge of the jade rabbit on the moon! It's a big voice! ”
Yue Yunyun was frightened and had no interest at all, still leaning on Jiang Hechang's arms, ready to fall asleep.
"You just stay here and don't mess with the earth!"
Jiang Hechang worked hard to move his brother's veins all over his body, and his blood flowed.
"Bang!" The acupuncture points are finally opened.
He stood up and wanted to walk out of the Spring Cake Villa.
"Lao Jiang, you can't fly, if you leave now, you will be thrown to death!"
Jiang Hechang still went outside, and was grabbed by Yue Yunyun, and one foot was already stretched out.
"You didn't like me at all? Would you rather die than be with me? The two of us have decided to kiss each other. ”
"I'm here to find my mother on Earth, the baby you said, I can't be sure until I see her! If it's true, I'm willing to marry you! ”
Jiang Hechang's meaning is very clear, and his parents are destined to match.
Yue Yunyun became breathless, "Okay, I lied to you, that childhood sweetheart is always right?" Whoever brings the two planets close together, I'll take a fancy to you! Marry me and I'll be good to you! ”
"No, my marriage must be approved by my mother."
"When your father died, I went to the funeral, and I didn't hear your father say that your mother was an earthling? Is it that girl are you in love with? The feelings between human beings are all related to money. It's very dirty, unlike us, who are free all day long, without worrying about food or clothing. ”
"Money is the only way to distinguish the value of people. If you work very hard, you will get food, shelter, and clothing. Unearned and most boring. ”
"Your planet is as small as a needle, and only you dare to come out of the wormhole. No wonder you think you're a hybrid. Do you fall in love with girls who work hard to make money? Me too! Wait and see! I'm going to be the best spring cake king on the planet. ”
……
Shu Yaai's last call was to Yi Miaohan.
But her business was booming and she didn't hear it.
In the primeval forest, only the black bear is roaring.
Shu Ya loves to run desperately, but to no avail.
The black bear is a flexible fat man who is completely untied by his weight.
Spirit is a wonderful word.
At the end of her life, maybe Shu Yaai can only think of these.
Don't covet hard-won gains, otherwise you will be in trouble.
"O!!"
The cry of the black bear may be fantasizing about Shu Yaai entering its mouth.
After all, it has already found its prey and chased it all the way.
It stops and stops and seems, playing with her food.
The picture of a beautiful woman falling in love with a beast flashes in Shuya's head of love.
If she could survive, she was willing to try to fall in love with the beast, in case it was suitable.
"Oh!! Profound!! ”
Seeing that the black bear was pounced on Shu Yaai, she quietly closed her eyes and recalled her life.
The most sorry thing is Yi Miaohan.
"Hachi, Hachi!"
The black bear fell on Shu Yaai's lap, and she couldn't pull it out.
"Who??"
The tragic movement echoed throughout the primeval forest.
It seems to be coming over more sharply than the black bear.
Just because there was no hope just now, now there is hope.
Shu Yaai took out her mobile phone and shook it forward.
Three creatures more terrifying than black bears stood beside him.
Furthermore, I am approaching little by little.
"Cry Haku and click each other!"
The non-human language made Shu Yaai feel that aliens had invaded the earth.
Wait a minute!
Fur?
From the Northeast?
"Big brother, look at what, look at you, don't accept you, you biao, Bo Linggai knocks the road and the tooth card Tulu Pi."
Shu Ya loves to speak the dialects she has learned, praying that they can understand.
Really!
Three creatures threw her from above her head to the ground.
One of them, holding her very gently, then raised his thick arm and pointed to the exit.
"Let me run? Thank you, Ao! ”