Chapter 90: Ox Heads and Horses Pick Up the Humidifier

"Master! I'm tired. ”

As soon as Yi Miaohan washed off a plate of green onions, ginger and garlic with water, she pursed her mouth.

"Hold on!"

Jiang Hechang moved the large basin in the pool to the ground.

Put a small bench in Yi Miaohan's place, and squat forward.

"If only he were here."

Yi Miaohan learned from Tai Mingzi's appearance, snapped his fingers, and the servants went to the mall.

"Hahaha, that's cute! Do you like it? ”

A gust of wind blew, and it was the pu fan on Jiang Hechang's chest.

He stood up and seemed to be taking a deep breath.

Yi Miaohan's hair covered her eyebrows, and Jiang Hechang bent down to get it behind her ears.

Fingers touched Yi Miaohan's little head, and more hair was falling out.

Yi Miaohan sat on a small bench with her ass and was ready to comb her hair with her oily hands.

Jiang Hechang leaned her legs on Yi Miaohan's back, causing her waist to straighten.

Then, untie the bands and help her pull the rest of the hair together and insert the bands from her wrists.

After twisting it twice, there was still hair falling out, and he held a shaver and followed Yi Miaohan's example.

A few locks of hair floated into a large basin and clumped.

Yi Miaohan couldn't see this, and her scalp was numb.

She shuddered, her eyes fixed on her.

Is it your own hair?

"Master!!"

The hostess walked in and saw Jiang Hechang holding a shaver,

Yi Miaohan's neck was untied, and she was about to help her shave her chest.

"Eyelashes, do you want to shave? Hahaha, it's so cute, do you like it? ”

Jiang Hechang learned to speak too clearly, and the proprietress who stopped to watch was really unbearable.

"Get out! Who told you to come here to wash the dishes? ”

"Bang bang bang."

The pots and pans in Yi Miaohan's hand fell to the ground in a row.

Rotten!

Jiang Hechang held Yi Miaohan's armpit with both hands, learned from Jiang Hechang, and supported her out.

"Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee......"

Yi Miaohan seems to eat this set very much, and she is happy and invincible.

He started kicking things with his feet again, this time the kitchen facilities were the ones that suffered.

"Is that you?"

Jiang Hechang put Yi Miaohan on the ground, and the two of them put their hands behind their backs, waiting for criticism.

Yi Miaohan slowly hid behind Jiang Hechang, was stopped by the hostess, and slowly moved out.

"I overcharged you last time, holding a grudge? Endless? Don't forget that I gave you a haircut. By the way, your hair is too long? ”

"My master's hair is vigorous and pinched, how can it be dropped?"

Yi Miaohan relied on Jiang Hechang's protection and hid on his oblique side again, and the small broken steps were moving back, but they were blocked by the crowd and couldn't get out.

"Come on, let's go."

The hostess looked at Jiang Hechang for a few seconds, melting into his deep eyes.

In fact, after those two times, the proprietress reflected on herself.

If a hotel wants to become bigger and stronger, it is not just to meet the needs of guests.

It must be distinctive, and it cannot be combined with a barbershop.

You should go back to your old business and focus on marketing.

Therefore, this pig beauty contest, she seized the opportunity to issue membership cards.

At first, passers-by ignored it, and then all the pigs feasted

Vanish.

Hard work pays off!

She steadily seized the opportunity and recouped the cost of multi-day closure in one fell swoop.

……

Among the flowers, a man and a woman are squatting on the ground, digging holes.

"Master, what's here?"

I don't know who filled the wormhole, and the deep soil couldn't be cleaned.

"I want to take you somewhere and you teach them how to braid their hair."

"Beauty salons? It's not bad, but my dad wants me to be an astronaut. ”

"Do you like it?"

Jiang Hechang has not yet learned too Mingzi's style, but he always feels that something is strange.

"Yes, that's my dream since I was a child."

Yi Miaohan looked up at the sky.

I don't know what kind of surprises there will be on the other side of the vast universe.

"I once had a dream in his villa, wow, I seem to have really become an astronaut."

When Yi Miaohan talks about Tai Mingzi, she always feels very intimate, and her face is smiling.

This made Jiang Hechang uncomfortable, perhaps envious, or jealous.

"Smack!"

Jiang Hechang snapped his fingers, and Yi Miaohan's body really rose into the air.

Feel the waist and legs, supported by heavy objects, and gently turn your head down.

It was Jiang Hechang's hands that lifted her high above her head.

"Hahaha, do you like it?"

"It's not a real drop."

Yi Miaohan didn't get much excited, just slowly breathed in the air above her, which was a distance she had never been to before.

"It smells so good!"

The fragrance of flowers is coming.

The sudden pungent nose made Yi Miaohan raise her neck.

It turned out to be the perfume on the proprietress just now, and her shop was nearby.

"I guess you're here, young people really know how to play, but pay attention to your body, give you money, don't come in the future. My husband saw me looking at you, and he didn't want to. ”

Jiang Hechang's trouser pocket was forced into a stack of money.

Yi Miaohan's body is lying together in the grass.

Jiang Hechang obviously treats her as gym equipment, dumbbells!

"Master is rich! Can you go to outer space? ”

"I want to treat Minglong's mother."

Jiang Hechang explained his intention and placed Yi Miaohan in the grass.

In fact, banknotes have many uses, and Jiang Hechang wants to open up the wormhole the most.

At the moment, it is not feasible, it has a more important place to go.

"There you have it! Master, I have a brilliant plan! ”

Yi Miaohan pretended to be mysterious, half-squinting, squinting and dropping.

……

The cow head and the horse face came to the gate of Laizhu University.

"Brother Niu, phew!"

Ma Mian was just about to talk to the bull head when he remembered that he should count the money first.

Learn from human beings, foaming at the mouth with your hands, but the money sticks to your face.

"Brother Ma, Marshal Tianpeng won the championship of the beauty contest and made us a lot of money. Is it enough to pay the tuition now? ”

The doorman is running and spotting a suspicious person.

Come at once and stand in a row to ask.

"We are students."

"Students? What's going on with the face? ”

"Born beautiful."

Ma Mian shook his head and turned his head, "Don't be too realistic, be hypocritical." ”

The horse first bent and bowed, then straightened up and cleared his throat.

"Our brothers were in a car accident and had severe facial trauma, so ......"

"Don't worry about it, people in the community can also visit the campus."

Another doorman, who knows how to be flexible.

"Okay, are you going to take a selfie or a visit?"

"What do you mean?"

Twisting his head, he couldn't understand the new vocabulary at all.

Ma Mian hurriedly stepped forward to save the scene and spoke categorically.

"The latter!"

In fact, he didn't understand what the problem was.

"Let's go in, don't stay too long, you can't affect the students' class."

"Can I listen?"

Ma Mian really wants to steam the cow's tongue, and the cow's head dares to have more mouths.

"Let's go."

The horse's face squeezed the bull's head and pushed him sideways.

The bull's hands are on the ground, and the horse's face is dragging the bull's hind legs and arching forward.

In fact, there were a few times when the Hell Demon King was angry, and it was precisely because the bull head was too pragmatic that he always wanted to plow the land.

"Come down!"

The bull's feet loosened the horse's neck and finally reached the campus, successfully attracting a lot of attention.

"Whew~"

The horse whistled in front of the pretty, but it became mute.

"Brother Ma, I think that kind of couple who don't study and always want to take them away."

"Don't! Yang Shou is not over, it makes sense, we go to school, who are we going to go to for procedures? ”

……

In the dormitory on the top floor of the girls' building, Lan Lan is rummaging through the cabinets.

"Don't do this, don't ...... that"

Tang Xiaoping sat cross-legged on the bed and received the witch hat given by Lan Lan.

The black periphery has rolled edges, and the tip of the tip resembles a pacifier.

"Lan Lan, there seem to be two demons in our school, go out and pay attention in the future, especially the smell of green onions, ginger and garlic."

Lan Lan didn't talk, in her heart, no one was more demonic than Kankai.

"Lan Lan, you shouldn't have thrown the trash can directly from upstairs with the broken kaleidoscope last time, in case someone picked it up and pierced your eyes."

"Do you want a floor-length dress?"

Lan Lan took out a lot of gifts from Kan Kai in the closet.

Among them, Tang Xiaoping's witch hat is counted as one.

"Give it to me, I meditate in bed all day, dressed like a flower!"

Lan Lan threw a few floor-length dresses on Tang Xiaoping's bed.

"Lanlan, put it on the ground, I have to wash it before I can wear it."

Tang Xiaoping kicked them off the bed and hurried to the pool.

Break your legs up and soak your feet in the bubbles.

Lan Lan flipped over to a piece of grass.

That's right, it's the one Lan Lan wore while lying on the grass on the day of her daughter's wedding.

She tore it with her hands from the stitches, and skimmed it out of the window.

"Ahh

Kankai was downstairs with the girl, and from time to time took out the DNA in his arms for identification.

It turned out that the black doll was definitely not his.

The dress that was covered on his head, it burned to ashes, and Kankai still knew it.

That's a month's worth of living expenses that he saved money on.

In the past, Kankai and Lan Lan really loved each other, but they just made people and had too many temptations.

In addition, Kankai has been an orphan since he was a child, and his adoptive father beat and scolded him, but he didn't let him tell outsiders.

At a young age, he knows how to be restrained and hidden, and it is easy to protect himself

Wounded hearts.

Therefore, as long as anyone is good to him, he will be with whomever he wants, and he will have no fixed girlfriend.

"Kankai, are you coming to me? You gave me this dress? Dislike! Last time, your dad was downstairs and asked me if I had any children, and everyone was shy! ”

A girl held the torn dress in Kankai's arms, thinking it was the latest debauchery.

Lan Lan was in the dormitory on the top floor, and he handsome the humidifier that Kan Kai gave him.

"Be careful!"

Kankai protected the girl, and the humidifier smashed into the head.

"Kankai, who are you really man? Don't throw things downstairs, what should you do if you hurt someone. ”

The girl took Kankai by the arm, carried the humidifier in one hand, and carried it into the garbage bin.

"Who are you?"

Kankai rubbed his hand down against the girl's elbow.

"Don't get too close to me, I have a girlfriend."

"It's like you didn't have it when I was with you."

The girl didn't let go, but was forced to pick it up by Kankai.

"Blue Blue!"

Kankai shouted upstairs and was stopped by a male classmate.

"I want to hit you, I've been holding it for a long time."

Lan Lan's current boyfriend is grabbing Kan Kai's collar.

The bull head and horse face are sneaky, rummaging through every garbage can.

"Brother Ma, we have gained a lot, and it is okay to give the principal these gifts?"

The bull head had already picked up a sack of garbage, and the horse had thrown a lot of it at him.

"It's useless for you to pick up, you pick up a fan in winter, and you want to freeze people to death?"

Ma Mian shook the bull's head and pointed to a bubbling thing in the garbage can.

"This is good, it may be called heating. When we came to arrest people, we stayed in the smoking house for a while. ”

"Brother Ma, you said it was a gas explosion, right?"

"Pick it up and talk about it."

The horse face commanded the bull's head, holding it with both hands.

(End of chapter)