Chapter 91: Marshal Tianpeng is the runner-up of Miss World

"Master, spend the money on the knife seal, and get a lot in return."

Yi Miaohan's investment brain went online again, and returned the proprietress to Jiang and Chang Na a stack of money, and bought a round-trip ticket from Jingang City to Yinqiu City.

"Hahaha, that's cute!"

This is the 88th time Jiang Hechang said it today, and Yi Miaohan has long been tired of hearing it.

"Master, it's better to change into the original you, okay?"

"Hahaha, do you like it?"

Jiang Hechang also wanted to change, but he got used to it, and he couldn't correct it for a while.

"I hope it's like an air show, going around in circles."

Yi Miaohan's remaining money is only enough to buy herself a fried chicken.

Jiang Hechang watched from the sidelines and pursed his lips.

Look around with your eyes and divert your attention.

"Yi Miaohan!!"

Yi Miaohan seemed to hear her father's call.

She shook her head, only to find that the fried chicken in her hand was gone.

"Master, have you seen ......?"

"I don't know!"

The corners of Jiang Hechang's lips were smeared with oil, as if they were biting into an explosive chicken.

Yi Miaohan stood on tiptoe, raised her hand, and dipped it.

He retracted into his mouth and licked it.

"Master, are you stealing my fried chicken?"

Yi Miaohan stared at Jiang Hechang in wonder, could the voice come from his stomach just now?

Super parody show?

"Dear passengers, I am sorry to inform you that the flight from Jingang City to Yinqiu City has been tentatively postponed to 5 pm due to weather conditions, causing you inconvenience......"

The airport clock shows 3 p.m. sharp. Love Literature !! Fastest update

Yi Miaohan and Jiang Hechang have never made an airplane, they came to the airport at 6 o'clock in the morning and have been waiting until now.

"Oops! Master, there is no accommodation fee. ”

Yi Miaohan is not easy to calculate, the round-trip plane tickets for two people are just enough, but there is no accommodation and meals.

"Miss, our store is newly opened, come and take a look."

A cute cartoon in the shape of a big bear is sandwiched between the little fat fingers and handed Yi Miaohan a leaflet.

"Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee......"

Yi Miaohan was out of breath happily, but she didn't expect to have this treatment when she missed the plane.

Jiang Hechang walked into the big bear and whispered to him, showing joy on his face.

Later, the big bear doll took off the hood, and it turned out to be a bald uncle.

When the coat was taken off, the uncle's beer belly popped out.

The leaflet in Yi Miaohan's hand was being placed on a table by her at random, and she didn't want to pick it up again.

It seems that the person who has changed the hair can indeed change the mind.

"Miss, our store is newly opened, come and take a look."

Yi Miaohan took advantage of Jiang Hechang's absence, took out his small treasury, and bought another fried chicken leg.

The big bear doll in the back is chasing after it, always trying to grab Yi Miaohan's food.

Yi Miaohan was inside the airport, turning 56 circles, and the bathrooms were all checked.

Even the nursing room is clear.

But the big bear doll got closer and closer, and Yi Miaohan ate a stomach of east, west, north and south winds.

"Master! There's a strange Shu chasing me! ”

At the critical moment, Yi Miaohan finally remembered Jiang Hechang, instead of opening a small stove.

"Strange Shu Xiao? What are you talking about me? ”

The bald beer-bellied uncle just now,

Still standing in the same position, motionless handing out leaflets.

Yi Miaohan had an ominous premonition that the chicken leg was about to fall to the ground.

"Hey!!"

Yi Miaohan pushed her head forward, picked it up with both hands, and finally ripped off the hood.

"Master?"

Jiang Hechang turned her back to Yi Miaohan, and the chicken leg in her hand was only bone.

"Where's my muscle?"

The doubts in Yi Miaohan's mind were about to overflow.

Until they saw the money, they turned into bubbles, and they became the water in Yi Miaohan's brain.

"Thank you for your hard work, this is your publicity money."

It turned out that behind Jiang Hechang, there was a billboard, and the manufacturer stipulated that he needed to run at least 3 laps around the airport.

But the bald beer-bellied uncle is really burdened with a lot of weight, and he is worried that he will not be able to complete the task, but Jiang Hechang plays extraordinarily.

"The money for the accommodation, there's it!"

Jiang Hechang shook a stack of red paper in front of Yi Miaohan's eyes, and then put it into the inner pocket of his coat.

When Yi Miaohan was eating, she had put Jiang Hechang's coat of the same style under her buttocks, which was soft.

Now she pulled up her sleeves and tied them around her waist with a big pimple in front.

"Master, and the oney pinch for eating?"

Jiang Hechang stared at Yi Miaohan meaningfully, and she stuffed her own small vault inside.

Pouting, whistling, pretending nothing had happened.

This sound made Jiang Hechang urinate frequently and urgently, and kept going back and forth between the toilet and the hall.

"Dear passengers and friends, the plane from Jingang City to Yinqiu City has landed, please go to Gate 1 to register."

"Master! Come out! The plane is about to go! ”

Actually, Gate 1 was in front of this, but Yi Miaohan was still anxious.

kept stomping his feet, eager to run into the men's toilet and pull out Jiang Hechang, who was squatting in the pit.

"Strange Shu Xiao, have you seen my master?"

Yi Miaohan dragged the bald beer-bellied uncle with both hands.

"He's next door to me, please don't blow it anymore, normal physiological reaction, don't miss the plane again, it's a good boyfriend, it's good, I'm still thinking about making money at the airport for a while, and I can't make a mistake in the future......"

Yi Miaohan interrupted him out of nowhere, and said a lot.

It seems to be the same tone as the airport announcer.

Panting, he stretched out his neck to look inside.

The man who was peeing in the urinal closed the door with his hand.

"First class passengers are invited to come and line up here."

Ground staff are bending over to lead the way.

"Ticket check, ticket check! Master! ”

"Don't worry, you can catch up. Alright, I'll help you scream. ”

The bald beer-bellied uncle finally re-entered slowly, and in less than a minute, he took small steps out.

"What's his name?"

"Lao Jiang, Brother Hechang, Jiang Hechang, Master."

Yi Miaohan was afraid that the bald beer-bellied uncle would not be able to carry it clearly, so he repeated all the nicknames of Jiang Hechang and recycled them.

"Miss, I'm sorry to inform you that Lao Liang is not in the bathroom. Please look elsewhere. ”

A real announcer walked out of the urinal but remembered Jiang wrong

And Chang's surname and first name who.

One minute, two minutes......

Uncle Bald Beerbelly hasn't come out yet, and he seems to have completed today's main task, and he is very happy.

The rest, just hiding in the bathroom and lazy.

Yi Miaohan looked left and right, and simply sneaked into the men's bathroom.

Then he began to search for the pit with great fanfare, "Master! ”

As soon as the man opened the door, he thought he had gone to the wrong bathroom, went to the opposite side, and was beaten by the ladies.

"Broadcast a notice, Yi Miaohan passengers, Liang and Chang passengers, please listen to the announcement, and immediately go to Gate 1 to board the plane."

……

The Burrito Moon Palace, which is already twice as big as the moon.

It was Tai Mingzi who sold the colorful sports car and gave it to Yue Yunyun's wedding gift.

The best flour in Jingang City is strong and elastic, and the key is not to be afraid of being bitten.

The purchase of a special invention patent can instantly rejuvenate the sunken area.

The burrito Moon Palace, which is no longer afraid of destruction, can automatically turn into a circle.

"Why do you wake me up and let me sleep a little longer, what the hell is the whole night?"

Yue Yunyun's eyes are dark, she didn't sleep all night, she was tortured by black dolls, don't want it.

"Whew!!"

Yue Yunyun is glaring at the baby with a blowing beard again.

"Woo ......"

Tai Mingzi removed the toy from Yue Yunyun's mouth, and the black doll's cry began to become smaller.

"Why are you still doing it? Last night, you couldn't stand the child's screaming, and went back to the Sun Palace to sleep. ”

Yue Yunyun was weak and came out in a bikini.

The limbs began to be uncoordinated, the depression worsened, and the face was not red.

"Baby, angry again? We're still on our honeymoon, so we'd better send the baby back. ”

"No~"

Yue Yunyun was beating a drum in her heart, and she couldn't wait to send it back now, but why Jiang Hechang didn't come to him yet, she couldn't figure it out.

"Huh!"

The empty pool in the villa shows the picture of Jiang Hechang and Yi Miaohan.

"Dude, he went on vacation with his girlfriend?"

Curious, Tai Mingzi looked for the remote control and used the water as a big-screen TV.

"Bang!"

A glass bedroom that lands quickly.

It seems that the bearing has just been oiled and is very lubricated.

Tai Mingzi was almost smashed, and he was wandering around the edge of the pool.

For the moon rhyme, it seems that I don't know enough.

Yue Yunyun didn't worry too much.

Instead, he picked up Tai Mingzi's beard and stared at the toy, and he was scaring the black doll again.

Crying nonstop, Yue Yunyun gradually smiled.

was about to blow again, but was counterattacked by the baby.

took off the scary thing and scratched Yue Yunyun's nose.

Tai Mingzi hurriedly jumped out of the pool and gently smeared it with half a bottle of tears.

Sure enough, the healing was super fast.

Yue Yunyun was not grateful at all, "I told you, this was developed by me, don't touch it!" ”

Tai Mingzi was about to put the pancake roll green onion in his mouth, and quietly put it on the table, which had become a baked burrito.

……

In hell, the Demon King was blind in one eye and was pierced by a broken kaleidoscope.

Now, there was only a green glow left, shining on the ground

Prison.

It's as black as the gray of all thoughts.

He sat on Meng Po's small bench, and had been waiting for a long time, but the Pig Demon King still did not come.

That means that his son, Marshal Tianpeng, is still alive.

"Old devil, come out for me!"

Hell Magic is getting up and preparing to go to the haunted house to rest, and the Pig Demon King has really broken into Hell.

They looked at each other, and after a minute, the Hell Demon King began to speak.

"Old pig, you're finally here, you want to kill or be widowed, hurry up."

The Demon King of Hell seems to have little faith in or, but he will never die.

Even if he is given a knife, he is still in hell and self-sufficient.

Unless, like his son Black Whirlwind, he was beaten to the point of being scattered.

"Old devil, I'm not thin with you, why do you want to let Niu Tou Ma Mian harm my son?"

A minute later......

"I let them? You look at me like this, not as much as before, and no one listens to me. ”

"Why? Did they rebel? Just that IQ, what waves can it set off in hell. ”

The Pig Demon King saw a clue and removed the hearing aids from the Hell Demon King's ears, and the volume was no longer delayed.

"Old pig, don't you know, I pretended to have amnesia, I saw through the red dust, and no one was sincere to me."

The Demon King of Hell takes back the hearing aids.

It seems to be inserted into the ears, and the sense of security is bursting, listening to the whispers of the imps anytime and anywhere.

"My son won the beauty contest, didn't you really plan it?"

The hearing aids were pulled more severely, and the level of communication dropped rapidly.

"Congratulations to Marshal Tianpeng for winning the runner-up of the Miss World beauty pageant."

(End of chapter)