After Shen Tingfeng failed on the first blind date, Old Man Shen seemed to have fallen into a demon, and asked him to go on a blind date every once in a while, but Shen Tingfeng didn't have the slightest power to parry.

I don't know if Shen Tingfeng has a bad character or what, every time he goes on a blind date, such and such a woman will pop up and say nonsense that he doesn't have a partner in general, which makes him frightened when he goes on a blind date.

At the end of the latest round of blind date banquets, after reporting the bad news of the failure of the blind date to the old man again, Shen Tingfeng plunged into Ju Mu to drink alcohol.

He really can't figure out who sent those women who suddenly popped up, every reason is not the same, every blind date partner is angry and leaves, he is now a living scumbag.

After two glasses of wine, Shen Tingfeng's nagging nature began to be exposed, and he forcibly pulled a little bartender to jump out of a string of nonsense.

When Mu Yuqing came, Shen Tingfeng had already bottomed out two bottles of wine, Mu Yuqing thought he was wrong at first glance, Shen Tingfeng actually chattered while drinking and babbling words that no one understood, and he also started to use the yellow hair that the little bartender had just dyed, and it was like a pet dog, but this pet dog looked loveless.

Mu Yuqing went to get a glass of orange juice and came back, found a position where he could see his movements clearly, and sat down, watching Shen Tingfeng singing with relish, she always felt that Shen Tingfeng was full of drama, you never know what ridiculous things these two people will do in the next second.

Ju Mu has never lacked enthusiastic women, Mu Yuqing's men's clothes are not feminine, and Qing Qing coldly attracts women's attention.

There was a sexy beauty quietly sitting next to him, and Mu Yuqing didn't care about it, his attention was on Shen Tingfeng, who was pouring wine.

Although he hasn't figured out why Shen Tingfeng is so hostile to himself, he is still quite worried to see him drink Mu Yuqing like this, just based on what he said Nan Xuyan If he cheats, he will definitely help himself.

Some people don't need to say too much to understand his thoughts and practices, and some people will understand what they say, but Shen Tingfeng understands whether he says it or not, Mu Yuqing understands.

Nan Xuyan cheated for a long time, but she didn't see any signs of it, but Shen Tingfeng said it clearly, but he refused to tell himself where the other party was sacred, and Mu Yuqing didn't bother to pay attention to this kind of thing, Nan Xuyan's derailment didn't have much impact on her.

There will always be some "confidantes" in rich families, Mu Yuqing will never ask Nan Xuyan about the authenticity of this matter, if there is, Mu Yuqing is too lazy to care, she likes Nan Xuyan Yes, but it is just like, and it has not reached the point where he has to do it, whether it will be said in the future.

Mu Yuqing didn't have time to take care of the woman who sat next to him and tempted him, so he just took a sip of orange juice from time to time, until he saw Shen Tingfeng get up drunk and walk out crookedly, and the little bartender who was ravaged by Shen Tingfeng had already run away, probably frightened by Shen Tingfeng.

Shen Tingfeng stumbled out, and during this time, he bumped into several people, and he didn't bother to apologize, just waved his hand and walked out left and right.

Thinking of Shen Tingfeng's unreliability after getting drunk, this guy was afraid that he would have to drive back by himself, Mu Yuqing thought about it and went out, if something happened to Shen Tingfeng, it would be terrible.

Mu Yuqing really guessed correctly, Shen Tingfeng really leaned on a royal blue sedan outside, and pressed the car key wildly, and looked confused, according to Mu Yuqing's understanding of him, this thing must not know his own car, he thought that this royal blue car was his own car.

Mu Yuqing really can't see it, why does the hospital leader always have so many incomprehensible actions, he always feels that he needs to do a brain examination, because this brain circuit is obviously different from normal people.

She stepped forward and dragged the drunk Shen Tingfeng, "Hey, you don't even know your car, right?" ”

Shen Tingfeng burped and slapped the royal blue sedan with his palm, "You fart, this is the master's car." ”

Sure enough, it's a drinking circle!

Mu Yuqing pointed to the big red car in front of him on the right, "Your car is over there, the one that is red." ”

"Nonsense! Can the master buy a car with such a vulgar color, you don't know how high the taste is, it's not my car. ”

Vulgar? Isn't the vulgar also picked by yourself, and it was called festive at the beginning, but when you get drunk, you are demoted from festive to vulgar?

Shen Tingfeng burped again, shook off Mu Yuqing's sleeve and turned around to twist the car door, this is the more difficult it is, Shen Tingfeng stroked the door of his head and pressed the car key a few more times, of course this car did not respond, the reaction was the red car in front of the right that he called vulgar.

Shen Tingfeng pressed again and said distressedly: "Is there something wrong with my car?" ”

Mu Yuqing said angrily: "There is nothing wrong with the car, there is something wrong with you." ”

Shen Tingfeng squinted and yelled at her: "You have the problem!" Master, I'm the man you can't climb! ”

That's really the rhythm of every minute!

Mu Yuqing wanted to pick up a hammer and smash him unconscious, how did this product survive to this day?

"Okay, there's nothing wrong with you, it's the world that's wrong, and you press the key of a fart to twist the door of someone else's car!"

Shen Tingfeng couldn't stand still, "Ouch, you dare to call the master and me, you stand here and let the master see what kind of virtue you have!" ”

Mu Yuqing's patience had run out, so he stepped forward and grabbed his back collar and dragged him forward vigorously, Shen Tingfeng had to walk to the right front step by step.

Mu Yuqing snatched the car key in his hand, opened the door and stuffed Shen Tingfeng into the back seat as if he was stuffing something, threw the door in a chic manner, and drove the car himself.

The car didn't run far when he heard the wind sitting straight behind him and shouted, "I know what you're going to do, you're a car thief!" Stop the car! Stop it! ”

Mu Yuqing really can't bear it, and it's usually quite normal, why is it so difficult to serve like an ancestor when he drinks too much.

"Yes, not only do I want to steal the car, but I also want to sell you, dig out your heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys and sell them to the black market, as for your eyes, feed the dogs."

Mu Yuqing drove steadily and started her vicious remarks again, "No, no, no, I'll send you to the women's pile first, let them serve you well, and then vivisection, do you say it's okay, Doctor Shen?" ”

Shen Tingfeng still had a trace of consciousness, and he was a little frightened when he heard her words, is it so terrifying?!

But what came out of his mouth was, "Do you have formalin?" ”

Mu Yuqing looked at the road conditions and replied casually: "Yes, formalin, formaldehyde, antaldehyde, and HCHO are all available, see which one you like?" ”

"Phew, aren't they all the same!"

Mu Yuqing glanced back leisurely, "Which one?" Formalin is an aqueous solution of 35%~40% formaldehyde, formaldehyde is a puree poison, right, Dr. Shen. ”

Shen Tingfeng nodded matter-of-factly, and said in a teachable tone: "Yes, yes, I didn't expect you to be quite literate as a car thief." ”

Mu Yuqing only felt that this kind of Shen Tingfeng completely subverted her image of Shen Tingfeng's previous son, this is completely a two hundred and five, everyone is going to steal your car and dissect you in vivisection, and they actually praise the other party for being educated? !

"Shen Tingfeng, your brain was kicked by a donkey, right?!"

Shen Tingfeng leaned forward hard, "What are you kidding, I've never seen a donkey before, but it's true that Xu San kicked me in the head." ”

Mu Yuqing suddenly wanted to laugh, he was saying that Xu Sishen was the donkey who kicked him stupid?

"So you've been running out of brains."

Finally quieted down in the car, Shen Tingfeng lay on his back seat and snored, Mu Yuqing sighed, why did he suffer this crime?

But the good times didn't last long, and before the journey was halfway there, Shen Tingfeng sat up like crazy, clapping his hands and singing out of tune.

Mu Yuqing's hand holding the steering wheel tightened and tightened, hold back, you must hold back!

Her ears had suffered a great degree of poison along the way, and it was almost time for Xiaole to hear what Shen Tingfeng was howling clearly.

"Oh, the lovely Smurfs, oh, the lovely Smurfs, they live freely in that big green forest......"

Sweat!

Such a man is actually in the car crazy about "The Smurfs"? Mu Yuqing felt that she had refreshed her new insights.

Shen Tingfeng began to twist his body, "Where are the cheers?" Raise your hands so I can see your hands!! ”

"Shen Tingfeng! You're going to be honest with me! ”

However, Mu Yuqing's binge drinking was useless, Shen Tingfeng twisted his body and sang a messy song, which was simply magical. But he still unconsciously sang more and more vigorously, and shook the seat in front of him vigorously.

Mu Yuqing silently counted three times in his heart: one, two, three.

She suddenly braked suddenly, and Shen Tingfeng was caught off guard and hit forward and fell backwards heavily, which hurt him so much that he grinned, but the better thing was that he finally stopped singing unbearably.

Mu Yuqing only knew that he lived in Xiaole, but she didn't know which building and which floor, Xiaole was much larger than the community where Mu Yuqing lived, and she couldn't ask the exact unit floor if she was drunk like a bear.

So Mu Yuqing decided to drag Shen Tingfeng back to his apartment for one night.

found a parking space to park the car, opened the back seat of the car and dragged the drunk Shen Tingfeng out of the car, Shen Tingfeng still shouted in his mouth, "You little thief, you dare to take the master back to your thief's den, it's really an ambitious leopard's guts, uh, wait for tomorrow the master wants you to look good!" ”

Mu Yuqing smiled slyly, and the hand that grabbed his arm immediately let go, and Shen Tingfeng sat on the ground, and he couldn't stop screaming.

"Hey, why don't you sleep under the car for a night? It's a different flavor. ”

Shen Tingfeng got up and stumbled forward, "Master, I won't lower my identity and sleep under the car, so I have to sleep at the bottom of the bridge to show my noble identity." ”

Mu Yuqing's face is black again, can he sleep in the car with a little brain? Sleeping at the bottom of the bridge is not considered a self-surrendering identity? What kind of god-like logic is this?

I can't figure out that this Shen Tingfeng is actually a fool!