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"Da!"

The moment the door opened, Minglong fell to the ground.

There were tooth marks on his neck, as if he had been sucked through his soul.

"Lipstick in your ears? Brother Long, where are you going, don't take me? ”

"He was drunk by the black whirlwind just now, bring water."

Niu Ruifei flipped under Minglong's bed.

I remember that the last time Minglong took a bath and almost flooded the bedroom, Niu Ruifei took a full basin and never poured it out.

Got it!

Niu Ruifei soaked the dragon in the foot basin and lifted it high.

Take the white bubbles inside, from the top of his head, all the way down.

inevitably injured Jiang Hechang who was holding him by mistake.

"I'm talking about drinking water."

"Oh!"

Niu Ruifei took off the water dispenser bucket and aimed the tip at Minglong.

"Stop!"

The appearance of the dormitory supervisor made the dormitory flooded.

Niu Ruifei was so frightened by her that the bucket fell to the ground and smashed his foot without saying anything.

The bucket was quite elastic, and it flew up and continued to smash into the dormitory supervisor's nose.

"I'm going to be a mother-in-law right away!"

She covered her nose and saw if there was no nosebleed.

It is also a correct nose type, or an eagle hook nose.

"I'll go, we'll all go, right? and Brother Chang. ”

"Where to go?"

Jiang Hechang didn't know.

"Auntie, sister, her daughter is getting married, and the date is coming soon, right?"

Niu Ruifei smiled, the water on the ground had already overflowed his legs.

The drain is struggling to "goo".

"Look at me that day, if I have time."

"It is worthy of being a relative of the principal, and what he says is not bad."

The dormitory supervisor was furious and pushed them three people with a hammer.

"Don't come any of you three, I must tell the headmaster about this, and I'll see how he protects you."

Niu Ruifei hurriedly stuffed the invitation into Jiang Hechang's hand.

"Go, go, go, Brother Hechang, you are soft, you didn't ask for leave to leave the school, you committed a school taboo, you must know that as soon as you come back, you will flood the dormitory, and the principal will not be able to save you even if he is your father."

"The principal has nothing to do with me."

Jiang Hechang's sentence, Minglong finally got up and lied to himself.

"Eldest sister, I lied to you last time."

"Good! You three ......"

Minglong stumbled to find something.

Jiang and Chang threw down the money to buy doors and cement and light bulbs.

"Eldest sister, you take this first and buy a few hamburgers for your daughter. When we get married, we promise that we will go to all three, and the red envelope will be given when the time comes. ”

The dormitory supervisor has repeatedly retreated from the principle of her daughter's marriage.

took a green ticket handed to him by Minglong.

"Indispensable?"

"That's right! Water is wealth, you see it, you will be lucky, big sister.

The dormitory supervisor knew that it was not good for her to talk about it.

After all, she was in charge of inspecting the dormitory, and if the headmaster got angry, her work would be considered a bad deed.

She didn't want to lose her job at a critical juncture, and the invitation that she had worked so hard to send out was in vain.

……

In the first year of the Department of Mathematics, the head teacher is preparing to announce the results of the last simulation.

The students were all sitting upright, and they could hear a needle dropping.

"Yaai, thank you for helping me!"

Yi Miaohan failed due to the failure of the lottery investment, and only won 5 yuan with a stack of money.

"Yi Miaohan-san! Come up and get the test order. ”

"When is the exam?"

Yi Miaohan looked at Shu Yaai across Jiang Hechang again, with longing eyes.

Duck eggs?

Yi Miaohan hid quietly and didn't show it to anyone.

"Shu Yaai, you have made great progress!"

85 points!

Outstanding!

The head teacher's face has been full of dark clouds since the end of Yi Miaohan's report card.

Now, at last, I see a smile.

"Jiang Hechang, you didn't come to the exam, and the results of the make-up exam in the principal's office are 100 points. The only one in the class. ”

The head teacher only reads Jiang Hechang's scores, and the rest of the students' grades are being passed on.

Have mixed feelings.

"Brother Long, you scored 59 points in the test! Fail! Hahaha......"

Minglong pinched the roll of paper and wanted to tear it up.

"20 points!"

Niu Ruifei immediately made up a stroke, from the top left to the bottom right.

"80 points? Ah Fei, your real results? ”

Niu Ruifei was sophisticated, silently did not answer, and glanced at Jiang Xiaohui's exam papers.

"99 points? The black whirlwind did better than me, and the demons and monsters have a high IQ. ”

Niu Ruifei turned his head and looked at Jiang Hechang, like he had a low score and was reasonable.

lowered the average grade of the class, only Yi Miaohan and Niu Ruifei.

"Yi Miaohan, how much did you score?"

Shu Yaai handed her roll of paper to Yi Miaohan, wanting to exchange it with her.

Yi Miaohan sat firmly on the bottom of her ass and didn't take it out and put it in the sole of her shoes until the end of class.

"Yi Miaohan, show me, I know you don't have a high score as me, who asked you to copy my homework."

Shu Yaai went from the classroom to the corridor, and for a moment, she didn't fantasize about seeing Yi Miaohan's report card.

"Yi Miaohan, call your parents to come to school."

What？

Accompaniment?

"Teacher, my dad has been busy lately."

Yi Miaohan talked to the head teacher about love.

"My dad doesn't give me living expenses anymore and wants me to get a scholarship."

The head teacher was very surprised, maybe he found the source of Yi Miaohan's problem, and his IQ copied his father.

"Is Jiang Hechang here?"

The old man's hair in the mailroom has not been seen for a few days, and the roots are full of gray.

With the outer rim black, forming the most popular granny gray.

Jiang Hechang walked out of the classroom, with long hair, like an old man appearing.

An old man was holding a dead dog with a white filial piety belt tied around his head.

"You killed my son, and one life is worth another."

Uncle Huang in the mailroom actually picked up the dog beating stick, raised it excitedly, and pointed to the sky.

Jiang Hechang observed the Chinese pastoral dog in the shroud and carefully examined its wounds to make sure that there were tooth marks to be correct.

"It was drained of blood by the Black Whirlwind."

"That Black Whirlwind is you!"

The roar of Uncle Huang in the corridor in the mailroom.

The head teacher came from the office next door, running quickly.

And Yi Miaohan took the opportunity to escape.

……

Classrooms, cafeterias, dormitories, campus life.

Yi Miaohan is in the middle ground.

"There is a way in heaven that you don't take, and there is no door to hell, so you want to come."

Her ghost lingered, floating behind Niu Ruifei.

"Brother Long, look at her, I'm going to sue her for sexual harassment."

Minglong clenched the hard-won fetal hair with both hands.

At the critical moment, he pulled Jiang Xiaohui's bangs off.

But it turns into super curly air bangs.

Completely devoid of the natural body shape of the previous hair.

Yi Miaohan was chasing Niu Rui and flying around the canteen.

"Pay me back, pay me back......"

It's like a hot ringtone, played at N times the rate of pi.

"It's time to eat! Chicken thighs are available today for a limited time! ”

At this time, Yi Miaohan was like the most powerful person in the seat-grabbing game, and she continued to be the champion of the window station.

"Classmate, what do you want to fight?"

"Chicken legs! I want three, no, five! ”

Yi Miaohan's jumping thinking made the classmates behind her very anxious.

"It's almost, there are only 10 of them in each window, and if you can't beat them, it's too late to go to other teams."

"I love to eat!"

It's the same every time.

Yi Miaohan pouted and swiped the card, leaving in full view of everyone, and pointed along the way.

Today, the last item is advanced.

"Classmate, you don't have any money, and you still make a lot of chicken legs, wasting other people's time."

"You come back next time you make money, I'll take care of all her chicken legs."

Yi Miaohan stared at the chicken legs on her plate, like the long legs of a chicken, and were running away.

Only the last one remains.

"I'll help her swipe her card!"

Shu Yaai's appearance undoubtedly made Yi Miaohan's eyes glow, looking forward to infinite possibilities.

"And those chicken legs, I've got them all, thank you, Yaai."

"No way!"

At this point, the touching sisterhood has become a grinning tooth.

"Yi Miaohan, if you haven't eaten enough, the doll rolls and water spinach can also bring you some."

"Don't! Don't eat! ”

Yi Miaohan walked straight to Niu Ruifei's seat and hit the gap between Niu Ruifei and Minglong's dinner plate.

"Whoa!"

Dinner plate stacking.

Then, she took out the chicken leg inside and licked the oil that flowed down.

Take a bite and bite hard, as if venting, like a threat.

Minglong saw that the situation was wrong, so he no longer laughed indiscriminately, and "Aunt Yi" was held back.

Yi Miaohan stretched out her five fingers and aimed at Niu Ruifei.

Can't be provoked, can afford to hide.

Niu Ruifei carried the uneaten plate of rice, with Minglong as the center and the table as the radius, and carried out compass movement.

Yi Miaohan followed closely behind, like the start of a small train.

In fact, the chicken fat in your hand will be rubbed against the Niu Ruifei plaid T-shirt.

When it was dry, he took out his phone and held the gnawed chicken leg bones in his other hand.

Take a turn and knock on the table plate once to prevent yourself from getting dizzy.

In front of Minglong and Niu Ruifei, call his father.

"Dad! The daughter was unfilial, didn't control her wallet, and was cheated out of money by the villain...... Also, that's it, our homeroom teacher told you to come sometime. ”

Yi Miaohan wanted to hang up quickly, but she didn't hear her father shouting.

She gasped, feeling that the days ahead would not be long.

"I still have a chicken leg left in the window, I'll give it to you."

The little brother in the cafeteria, who looks like Gu Juji.

He took the bones, and the big head of flesh rushed up.

Yi Miaohan didn't revel in unrealistic things, thanked him, and stuffed it into his mouth.

The stomach that was not full was finally satisfied.

"Once a week chicken thigh supply and you always arrive early. Queue, organizational discipline, no cutting in line, I remember you. What's going on today? I didn't have enough money in the card, and I still didn't have the money to charge the card. ”

Yi Miaohan compared a 1.

"Oh, it's okay, I thought you were short on money, just here in the cafeteria, and you lack help from your classmates who love to eat."

The little brother in the cafeteria lifted the oil soup with one hand, and turned into an outstretched arm to lift, ready to leave.

Yi Miaohan hurriedly waved the chicken leg stick bone.

It turns out that it also counts as one.

The little brother in the cafeteria asked the question, and Yi Miaohan chose 2.

"Then you choose your own date and come to work on time when it's time to eat. I'll be in charge of the big chicken leg in the future, but I can't steal it! ”

Suddenly, Yi Miaohan was in a good mood.

I want to jump up and kiss the little brother in the cafeteria, and thank you for the grace of eating meat.

The headmaster hurried by.

She stood on her tiptoes and fell down again.

The headmaster was in no mood to care about the students' arguing and walked alone to the wall in front of the cafeteria.

The alumni association not only did not appear on the city's hot search list, but also changed careers because of the outstanding graduates who returned to their alma mater.

Contracted Jingang City's joke list in the last six months.