Chapter 586: Tofu Shih Tzu

The sun rises in the east, and the bright sunshine illuminates Qinling Town.

The Dog Temple, which has changed from its deserted state in the past, has become lively.

The reason is that Lu Hao, a Taoist priest of Maoshan Mountain, wants to put incense at the gate of the temple, draw spiritual talismans, and distribute them to the people. The crow spirit and Chen Ergou stood on both sides, assisting Lu Hao in distributing the spirit rune.

An incense case was placed outside the entrance of the Dog Temple, with a statue of the ancestor of Maoshan on it, blessing Lu Hao to successfully draw the spirit rune.

Lu Hao was wearing a Xuanhuang robe, holding a red pen, and was drawing talismans. After the spirit runes are drawn, spray them with runic water and dry them, and then they can be used.

A group of people gathered outside the entrance of the Dog Temple, waiting to receive their spiritual talismans. More than a dozen police officers armed with batons are maintaining order.

Chen Ergou took the dried spirit talisman in his hand and shouted: "This kind of spirit talisman is called an evil spirit talisman, which has the effect of warding off evil spirits and driving away ghosts. One per person, no more than one is allowed. ”

After the words fell, Chen Ergou distributed the spirit runes in his hands to the people of Qinling Town. The people were very orderly and lined up in a long line, which was quite spectacular.

Someone in the crowd raised a questioning voice: "Daoist Lu, is there really a ghost in this world?" ”

Lu Hao frowned, stopped his pen, and said loudly: "If you ask if there are any ghosts in the world, you will believe it, and if you don't believe it, you will not." ”

The man said happily: "Daoist Lu, what do you mean is that as long as I don't believe that there are ghosts in this world, there really are no ghosts." ”

One of the people behind scolded: "You are stupid! If a ghost does appear, what will you do? ”

"Yes! You have a point. ”

The person in front sneered: "This spirit rune is given for free, and you don't need to spend money to buy it, don't don't want it in vain." ”

One of the latter chimed in: "If there are no ghosts tonight, let's use the spirit rune as toilet paper." ”

"It makes sense, it makes sense!" The middle one giggled.

A fat man with a fat head and big ears asked, "Daoist Lu, tell me what is going on with this black cloud covering the moon and the night walking of a hundred ghosts?" ”

Lu Hao said while drawing the spirit rune: "This black cloud covering the moon is a supernatural phenomenon that rarely appears. Once it appears, the yin energy between heaven and earth will flourish, and the yang energy will be exhausted, and demons and monsters will come out to do evil. ”

"For the sake of your net worth and life, you will work tirelessly to draw some spiritual runes to bless you with safety."

A middle-aged woman asked, "Daoist Lu, can this spirit rune really deal with demons and monsters?" ”

Lu Haoyi said righteously: "The spirit talisman I drew is the original exorcism talisman of the Maoshan faction, once the demons and monsters meet, turn around and run." ”

"Each person has a spirit rune, carry it on the body, whether it is going to the toilet or sleeping, you must make sure that the spirit rune does not leave the body, otherwise, the ghost will appear, and your life will be in danger."

"Daoist Lu, if I have a child with my daughter-in-law, what should I do if this spirit rune gets in the way?" A young man with oily hair and a powdery face laughed.

Lu Hao's face changed, and he said with a smile: "It's a good thing to have a child with your daughter-in-law, and the spirit rune will bless you to give birth to a dragon and phoenix fetus, so don't let the spirit rune leave your body." ”

"Daochang Lu, borrow your auspicious words, I will give birth to a dragon and phoenix fetus with my daughter-in-law tonight." The young man looked happy.

Chen Ergou looked depressed, what kind of people are these, brain-dead! Tonight, a hundred ghosts will walk at night, and everyone's lives will be in danger.

This fool actually wants to have a child with his daughter-in-law, so he is not afraid of seeing a ghost halfway, and he is so frightened that he can't pull it out.

His grandmother's, this kind of brain-dead can marry a daughter-in-law, why am I, a handsome and chic, suave and beautiful man, still a single dog!

There is no reason, no humanity!

Chen Ergou sighed, feeling that his life was too much of a failure.

"I want fifty talismans." A family member stretched out five fingers and said with a smile.

Chen Ergou said angrily: "You are sick! As I said just now, each person has a spirit rune, and you can't get more than one. ”

"I know!" Jia Ding continued, "My family Master Feng is a local squire, a large family, which includes five aunts, ten children, and our family members and maids, a total of fifty people. ”

"Your old man Feng is prosperous!" Chen Ergou looked envious, took out fifty spirit runes, and prepared to give them to him, but suddenly, he was stopped.

Lu Hao tilted his head and said, "Why didn't your master Feng come in person and let you come?" ”

Jia Ding smiled bitterly and said: "Daoist Lu, my lord has a head and a face, of course this kind of drudgery is done by a subordinate like me." ”

Lu Hao sighed and said solemnly: "Go back and tell your master, let him personally take the money to buy it." ”

Jia Ding was shocked and said, "Daoist Lu, isn't this spirit rune given away for free?" ”

Lu Hao snorted: "Everyone else has one for each person, and you want fifty at a time, the number is too much, and it costs money." ”

"I understand, I'll go back and tell my master." The family turned and left.

Lu Hao smiled in his heart and continued to wave the red pen talisman.

"Line up, one for each person, don't grab it." Chen Ergou shouted and continued to emit spirit talismans. And the people who had received the talismans went home.

There are more than 10,000 households in Qinling Town, and they need a large number of spirit runes.

Lu Hao has been busy for a day and a night, his eyes have not closed, and his mental and physical strength have been seriously overdrawn. Drawing talismans is a very hard work, and it is difficult to complete without abundant physical strength.

For the sake of the people of Qinling Town, Lu Hao fought all night and finally drew 5,000 spirit runes.

The raw materials needed to draw the talisman were not enough, so Lu Hao asked the crow spirit to take the money to buy it. After a while, the Raven Spirit brought back the raw materials.

Lu Hao splashed ink and continued to draw talismans. A moment later, Jia Ding and Master Feng came in a hurry.

Master Feng arched his hand and said: "Daoist Lu, I am also an ordinary person in Qinling Town, why can't I enjoy the same treatment." ”

Lu Hao grimaced and said coldly: "This talisman is a very hard thing, you have also seen it." The raw materials needed to draw the talisman are all bought with real money. ”

"There is no free lunch in the world, and Master Feng has to pay some hard money."

Master Feng looked angry and said coldly: "Daoist Lu, just say it directly, how much is it?" ”

Lu Hao opened his eyes and smiled: "A silver dollar, a spirit rune." ”

"You grab the money!" Master Feng was furious, it was obvious that this was a price hike.

Lu Hao coughed and said solemnly: "Master Feng, this is the evil spirit exorcism charm of the Maoshan faction, as long as you carry it on your body, you can bless your peace." ”

"This kind of spirit rune is in Xi'an City, and the lowest price is five silver dollars. I'll sell you a silver dollar, which is already the price of the jump. You don't lose money when you buy it, you don't regret it when you buy it, and it's guaranteed to be worth the money. ”

"Of course, if you think it's expensive, you don't have to buy it. But tonight, your aunts, wives, and children, I am afraid they won't see the sun tomorrow. ”

Master Feng's face turned pale, hesitated for a while, and said, "I can buy it, but you have to ensure that my family is safe and sound." ”

"I am a Taoist priest of Maoshan Mountain, and it is my sacred mission to protect your safety." Lu Hao said seriously.

Old Man Feng snorted, took out fifty silver dollars, and bought fifty spirit runes. Master Feng took the spirit talisman and left depressedly.

Chen Ergou took the silver dollar and said with a smile: "The local tyrants are different, people are stupid and have a lot of money!" ”

The Raven Spirit asked in a low voice, "Why are you fooling him?" ”

Lu Hao said with a smile: "The old rule is that when you meet a big family, you will knock a penny, and you will not take a penny when you meet a poor person." ”

Twenty years ago, when Lu Hao and his younger sister Wang Jingshan walked the rivers and lakes to exorcise evil spirits and catch ghosts, they used this way to get money. All large families are generally greedy for life and afraid of death, as long as they can be safe and sound, they are willing to spend money to eliminate disasters.

Lu Hao just caught their hearts, so he was invincible and made a lot of money. Lu Hao used part of the money to eat and drink, and the remaining part to help the poor.

The master once said: If you are poor, you will be good to yourself, and if you are good, you will help the world!

Lu Hao will not forget his master's teachings! Be a conscience Taoist priest who distinguishes between good and evil, and is jealous of evil and hatred!

"Daoist Lu, I really don't understand, why do you want to collect cow tears!" An old man asked.

Lu Hao explained: "This cow is psychic, and tears can see supernatural objects. At night, wipe the tears of the ox from your eyes, and you will see the ghosts. ”

"It turns out that cow tears still have this effect, and if I knew this, I wouldn't have sold my old cattle."

"Yes! My family's old scalper was also sold. ”

A crowd of people exchanged ears and began to discuss.

The old man coughed and said, "Daoist Lu, this cow's tears are rare and difficult to obtain. ”

Lu Hao said: "If any of you can't get the tears of the cow, you can ask me for Fu Shui." ”

"Daoist Lu, this rune water is the same as cow tears, can you see ghosts?" A middle-aged man asked.

Lu Hao said: "The runic water I developed has the same effect as cow tears, you drink it, and at night, you can see ghosts." ”

"Daoist Lu, it's just amazing."

"Daoist Lu, you are the savior of the people of our Qinling Town."

A group of people followed and chimed in, touting Lu Hao. Being praised and touted by others, this feeling is fluttering and cool.

Lu Hao smiled slightly and shouted: "Fellow villagers, after you go home, in addition to preparing rooster blood and glutinous rice flour, you must also prepare boy urine." ”

"What are you doing with the boy's urine?" A young man asked.

Lu Hao said: "This boy's urine is a good thing, as long as it is splashed on the ghosts, it will cause harm to them." This boy's urine is like Han Xin's soldiers, the more the better. ”

"It turns out that the child's urine can deal with ghosts! It's amazing. I'm going home and asking my son to drink more water and pee more. After a middle-aged woman got the spirit talisman, she left with a smile.

"You all get out of the way, I'm here for Tofu Shih Tzu." There was a loud shout in the street, and then the ground began to shake.

Lu Hao was concentrating on drawing talismans, and suddenly, he was startled, and when he looked intently, he saw a mountain of meat, which was approaching rapidly.

This Roshan is two meters tall, has a fat body, and when it runs, its flesh trembles. Especially the big white rabbit in front of him, he was about to pop out.

It's terrible, whose crazy woman is this who ran out.

(End of chapter)