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Lu Hao was stunned, only to see Roshan carrying two big red roosters in his hands. The rooster is still alive, and the two paws are fluttering.

The crow spirit scolded: "You have to line up to get the spirit talisman." ”

"I'm sorry, I don't want a spirit rune, I want to sell chickens." The fat woman giggled and lifted the in her hand.

"Daoist Lu, I heard that you are going to sell chickens. My is fat and big, and it tastes good, so I'll sell it to you cheaper. ”

Lu Hao blinked his eyes and said in surprise: "Just now you said that you were tofu Shih Tzu?" ”

"Yes! I'm the only one in the town who sells tofu, and they all call me Tofu Shih Tzu. The fat woman laughed.

Lu Hao coughed and scolded: "It's okay to have a face!" ”

"What do you want to face?" The fat woman's eyes widened and she said depressedly.

"You don't even want your face, you're embarrassed to come out and sell chickens." Lu Hao said angrily.

"I want to be shameless, it has nothing to do with selling chickens!" The fat woman was confused and confused.

Lu Haoyi said righteously: "You can be a man without a conscience, but you can't be shameless. You've grown like this, and you're embarrassed to say that you're a tofu Shih Hù. Xi Shi's pigs are all more beautiful than you! ”

"Daoist Lu, you call me ugly!" The fat woman pointed to herself and said.

"Yes! You're not ugly, who is ugly? Lu Hao looked at her, feeling sick and wanting to vomit.

The crow spirit stood aside, gloating, daring to say that a woman is ugly, and if she is not killed, she will be scolded to death, and there will definitely be a fierce battle later.

I'm really worried about Daoist Lu! If you are crippled by this fat woman, it will not be good.

This fat woman weighed more than 200 pounds, and standing in front of her, she was as terrible as a mountain of meat. I really don't understand why she is called Tofu Shih Tzu instead of Tofu Dongshi.

If Xi Shi had a spirit in the sky, he would definitely die blindly.

Tofu Shih Tzu looked aggrieved, and tears were about to fall.

"You are the first man to say that I am ugly, in the past, when men saw me, they drooled, saying that I looked like a sinking fish and a goose, beautiful as a fairy, and called me Tofu Shih Tzu."

Lu Hao was shocked: "Those men are blind!" ”

"Daochang Lu, thank you, finally someone is willing to tell the truth, I am indeed ugly, and I don't deserve the name Tofu Shih." The fat woman was moved by the snot flowing.

The crow spirit looked confused, what is the situation, it should be a tear, and then start fighting!

"Auntie, he said you were ugly, why didn't you get angry?" Raven asked.

The fat woman's face turned angry and asked, "What do you call me?" ”

"Auntie!" The crow spirit said dumbfounded.

"You can insult my looks, but you can't insult my age. You called me aunt, and you me off completely. The fat woman was furious, grabbed him by the shoulder, and threw him away.

The crow spirit screamed and flew up to the roof.

"There is no reason, no humanity! He said you are ugly, you are not angry, I call you aunt, you are angry, what kind of reason is this. The crow spirit lay on the roof and sighed.

Born with divine power!

Lu Hao was stunned, and threw the crow essence at once, this fat woman has so much strength. I now finally understand why those men are talking nonsense with their eyes open, because they are afraid of being beaten.

"Daochang Lu, my family raises a very good rooster, you don't regret buying it, you don't suffer a loss if you buy it." The fat woman said with a smile.

"How much is one?" Lu Hao really needs a lot of cocks.

The fat woman smiled and said, "One silver dollar, twenty roosters, how much do you want, how many do I have?" ”

Lu Hao stretched out a finger and said, "I want 10,000 roosters, do you have them?" ”

The fat woman was stunned for a while, and then said in shock: "It's too much!" ”

"How many do you have at home?"

"Five hundred roosters at most."

"Okay, I've got it all. Chen Ergou took the money. Lu Hao shouted, looked back, and found that the person was gone.

After a while, Chen Ergou hurriedly ran back, holding a chrysanthemum in his hand.

"What are you doing with chrysanthemums?" Lu Hao was taken aback. Ten seconds later, a scene occurred that completely stunned everyone's eyes.

"Ugly bastard, marry me!" Chen Ergou knelt on one knee and started a vigorous marriage proposal.

The fat woman pointed at herself and said in surprise: "You say I'm ugly." ”

"Yes! You're the ugliest here. Chen Ergou held a chrysanthemum in his hand, looking very serious.

Lu Hao was depressed and proposed to the girl, it should be a rose, why a chrysanthemum?

The fat woman said excitedly: "You are the first man to propose to me. ”

Chen Ergou said: "Just because I am the first, I hope you accept my love." ”

"You don't dislike me for being ugly?" The fat woman asked.

"You're ugly, I'm ugly, so we're a family." Chen Ergou really let it go, just as Lu Hao said at the beginning, find an ugly woman to propose marriage and ensure success.

The crow spirit lay on the roof with a look of surprise, this time Chen Ergou promised not to fail. This is already Chen Ergou's hundredth marriage proposal, and if it fails, he will have no face.

"I'm so happy!" The fat woman suddenly felt that she was the happiest woman in the world.

It's been more than 20 years, and finally a man proposed to me, and this happiness came too suddenly, and I couldn't accept it for a while! The fat woman looked shy, suddenly turned around and ran.

Lu Hao was shocked, there was something wrong with this plot, at this time, it should be the fat woman who accepted Chen Ergou's marriage proposal, took the chrysanthemum with both hands, and then the two hugged each other, happily, why did the fat woman suddenly turn around and run away?

Could it be that Chen Ergou suddenly proposed marriage, which scared the other party.

The crow spirit jumped down from the roof and comforted: "Brother Ergou, don't be sad, there is no grass at the end of the world, why bother looking for an ugly monster." ”

"Why, why is that?" Chen Ergou shouted up to the sky and threw the chrysanthemum out of his hand. Chrysanthemums are flying all over the sky, telling Chen Ergou's frustrated mood.

In the past, I proposed to a beautiful woman, and it was understandable that I failed, but this time, the object of the proposal was an ugly monster who weighed more than 200 pounds, why would he reject me.

"Oh my God! O earth! Why is it so cruel, is it that I, Chen Ergou, am destined to die alone! ”

Lu Hao coughed and reminded: "Don't forget one thing, you still have a year to live." ”

Oh, yes! I'll be dead in a year. What's the use of working hard to find a daughter-in-law, when the time comes, I will definitely remarry with my children. Forget it, this is my life.

Chen Ergou was disheartened and finally gave up the idea of proposing. A manly man, why should he live for a woman.

Even if I don't have a wife and children, I, Chen Ergou, still live a wonderful life.

"I'm coming." The fat woman went back and forth, holding a piece of tofu in her hand, and said, "This is the tofu I made myself, can you eat it?" ”

"You're late, my heart is broken." Chen Ergou sighed and turned to leave.

The fat woman shouted, "You just proposed to me, did you lie to me?" ”

"I didn't lie to you, I'm sorry for you."

"Why do you want to repent, is it because I am ugly."

"No, it's that I don't like women anymore."

"You don't like men, do you?"

"I don't like men either, I like myself." Chen Ergou broke his heart and no longer struggled for love.

Life in the world, hurried decades, for what?

Some people say that the greatest happiness in life is the hot kang head of the wife and children!

Some people also say that the greatest happiness in life is to sit on a mountain of gold and silver!

Some people even say that the greatest happiness in life is to sleep with the beauties of the world!

I Chen Ergou said that the greatest happiness in life is that I never know what happiness is!

As a human being, my life is a failure; As a dog, my life was successful.

I now know why my mother and my father gave me a cheap name, called Chen Ergou, because I already knew that my life was as cheap as a dog and not suitable for being a person.

Dad, Mom, the child did not disappoint you, I am a successful dog!

With sadness and despair, Chen Ergou staggered into the distance.

The crow spirit shouted: "Brother Ergou, you are gone, what should I do with Daoist Lu and I?" ”

Chen Ergou turned around and shouted, "I'll wait for you in Xi'an City." When you get things done here, come to Xi'an City to find me. Remember, I'm in Wanxiang Building, and I'm picking up the wind and washing the dust for you. ”

"Brother Ergou, take care all the way!" The Raven Spirit was impressed.

"Second brother, in a few days, Daochang Lu and I will go to Xi'an City to find you together." The big black dog wagged his tail and shouted.

"Big brother, from today onwards, we are brothers and sisters." Chen Ergou waved his hand, not taking a cloud with him. Alone, he embarked on the journey to Xi'an City.

The crow spirit said sadly: "Brother Ergou, just leave like this, I'm so sad!" ”

"Sad fart, he was worried that he would run into a ghost and slipped away one step ahead." Lu Hao snorted.

"What do you mean?" The crow spirit looked confused.

Lu Hao sighed and said: "Tonight, the black clouds cover the moon, and a hundred ghosts walk at night, Chen Ergou seized this sad opportunity and ran to Xi'an City for refuge." ”

"Grass, what a cunning dog!" The Raven Spirit feels cheated.