Chapter 674: Ridiculous Things
Xi'an City, Yan Yufang!
Lu Hao led the old madman and walked in, and the girls and prostitutes inside were like glue.
"Oh, this young master looks at Miansheng, it's new!" A middle-aged beautiful woman with heavy makeup walked over, holding a handkerchief and smiling.
Lu Hao looked left and right and asked, "Do you have a beautiful girl here?" ”
Lao Baozi said: "Of course there is, our girls here, all of them are fragrant and beautiful, and you like them." ”
Lu Hao said: "I am clean and self-conscious, and I don't like to look for flowers and ask willows." ”
Lao Baozi snorted: "Don't look for flowers and ask Liu, what are you doing here?" ”
Lu Hao said: "My uncle is an old virgin, and he wants to find a beautiful girl, happy and happy, I don't know if there is a girl suitable for him." ”
"Of course, what about your uncle?" Lao Baozi asked.
Lu Hao stretched out his hand and said, "He is my uncle." ”
Lao Baozi was surprised: "Isn't this the old madman on the street!" ”
"He's my uncle, you can do it!" As Lu Hao spoke, there were twenty more silver dollars in his hand.
When Lao Baozi saw the money, he immediately put the money in his pocket, and said with a displeased face: "This young master, I won't tell you that although the girls here recognize money but not people, but your uncle is like this, I'm afraid that no girl is willing to serve him." ”
Lu Hao said coldly: "If you accept my money, you have to help me solve the problem." What do you say? ”
Lao Baozi pondered for a while and said, "Let your uncle bathe and change clothes first, and then find the girl." ”
"That's a good idea." Lu Hao laughed.
Lao Baozi said: "I opened the door to do business, and I made hard-earned money. ”
"Let's get straight ahead, how much does it cost?" Lu Hao doesn't care about spending more money.
The old treasure pondered for a while and said, "You have to give me another ten silver dollars." ”
"I'll give you twelve silver dollars, and I'll serve my uncle." Lu Hao took out the silver dollar and threw it to her.
"You can rest assured, I promise you won't be disappointed." Lao Baozi shouted and ordered the two turtle slaves to take the old madman to the bathroom to take a bath and change clothes.
The old madman was reluctant and struggled left and right. Lu Hao walked over, stretched out his hand, and the old madman's whole body stiffened and turned into a wooden man.
"What are you doing stupidly, hurry up and give my uncle a bath and change clothes." Lu Hao grimaced and snorted. The two turtle slaves did not dare to slack off, and carried the old madman to the bathhouse.
The old madman hasn't taken a bath for more than ten years, and his whole body is ugly. The dirt on his body can't be cut through with a knife. The two turtle slaves stripped the old madman naked and threw him into the bath, and the warm water inside immediately turned black.
The two turtle slaves held their breath and looked disgusted, and began to clean the old madman's body. The old madman sat in the tub, motionless, with his eyes open, tossed and turned.
In an hour, the water was changed ten times, almost all of which were black. The old madman was finally washed, changed his clothes, and was carried into the boudoir by two turtle slaves.
The old madman lay on the bed, motionless. After a while, a beautiful woman walked in, fixed her eyes, and was taken aback, why was there an old man lying on the bed.
Let's sacrifice it for money!
The beauty walked over and said with a smile: "This master, what posture do you like!" "The old madman kept his eyes open, but he didn't speak.
"Strange, is it a mute! Forget it, take off your clothes! The beautiful woman looked unhappy and opened the buttons of the old madman's clothes.
The beauty took off her coat, revealing her belly pocket and pants, and then, riding on the old madman, ready for the next move.
Suddenly, the old madman spoke: "Who are you?" ”
"If you're sick, of course the old lady is in the service of money." The beauty snorted and prepared to take off his pants.
The old madman looked at the beautiful woman on his body, and smirked: "I want to eat chicken butt." ”
The beauty snorted: "The old lady's buttocks are big and fragrant, you can eat them." ”
"Then you're welcome." The old madman pounced.
Yes! In the room on the second floor, the screams of beautiful women sounded.
Lu Hao was startled when he heard the voice, this Maoshan scum, although he is a lot older, but he is old and strong, and he can definitely conquer the big ass.
Yes! Another scream.
Lu Hao stretched out his thumb and said enviously: "Be old and strong, and live well!" ”
Yes! Yes! Yes! Three screams in a row shocked everyone in Yan Yufang.
"Who is this! How the hell is crying wolf. Lao Baozi looked at the second floor with a shocked expression.
"Awesome, awesome!" Lu Hao smiled evilly.
Suddenly, the door of the second floor opened, and a beautiful woman ran out wearing a belly pocket, shouting: "I can't stand it anymore, come and save me." ”
"What's going on!" Lao Baozi's eyes widened and he asked.
"Mom, that old thing bites my ass and kills me." The beautiful woman's buttocks were covered with tooth marks, and blood was bleeding in some places.
"Don't run, I'm going to eat chicken butts." The old madman was disheveled and ran out of the room.
"Hurry up and stop him." The beauty screamed and ran out.
Two turtle slaves were armed with wooden sticks and blocked the stairs. The old madman smiled, flew up, and came to the first floor.
"Two chicken butts!" The old madman saw Lao Baozi at a glance, and mistakenly thought that Shuangfeng was a chicken butt, so he directly, opened his teeth and claws, and pounced.
"Ahh Don't come here. Lao Baozi was so frightened that he turned around and ran.
The old madman moved quickly, grabbed Lao Baozi's shoulder, pressed her to the ground, and then opened his mouth to bite her cock butt!
"Ahh It hurts me to death. "Lao Baozi's ass was bitten by the old madman, and he screamed in pain.
"Chicken butt, delicious." The old madman bites his ass and won't let go.
A group of turtle slaves rushed over, brandishing wooden sticks and hitting the old madman's body. Rolling thunder and lightning erupted, shaking all the turtle slaves away.
"Stop playing, run." Lu Hao rushed over, grabbed his clothes, and dragged him away.
"Don't let them run, catch them." Lao Baozi sat on the ground, gritting his teeth, neurotic! A group of turtle slaves chased them out, armed with wooden sticks.
Lu Hao and the old madman were lying on the roof, and found a group of turtle slaves looking around and heading towards the west.
Lu Hao smiled and said, "Uncle Chen, is the chicken butt delicious?" ”
"It's delicious, I'm going to eat it again." The old madman is addicted.
"Come back to eat another day, let's go." Lu Hao grabbed his body, jumped down, and quickly disappeared.
What happened in Yan Yufang soon spread throughout Xi'an City. Everyone on the streets knows that an old madman likes to eat women's butts.
This incident has become the biggest joke in Xi'an City in the past year. Yan Yufang's old bustard is famous, as long as someone goes to Yan Yufang to drink flower wine, they will ridicule her.
The butt of the old bustard has become something that many lustful people talk about. This is called, good things don't go out, ugly things spread thousands of miles!
Lu Hao and the old madman were walking on the street and saw a group of people happily walking towards the Guanyin Temple. These people, men and women, old and young, seemed very excited.
Someone shouted: "Guanyin Niangniang has appeared." ”
"This Guanyin Niangniang is really powerful, and she can predict the future and the good and bad luck."
"You don't know, Guanyin Niangniang is carrying a bamboo basket in her hand, there is no water in it, but there are two golden carp jumping around."
"This golden carp has a fragile life, and it will definitely not survive without water."
"This is why Guanyin Niangniang's magical powers are vast!"
A group of people talked and discussed for a while, and walked to the Guanyin Temple.
(End of chapter)