Chapter 673: Old Maniac
"Chicken ass, my chicken ass." When the old madman saw the roast chicken, he rushed over like a hungry tiger pounced.
Lu Hao flashed sideways and lifted the roast chicken casually. The old madman threw himself into the air, annoyed and angry, stamped his feet and flew up, and reached out to grab the roast chicken.
Lu Hao smiled and floated back, getting farther and farther away from the old madman.
"Chicken butt, I'm going to eat chicken butt." The old madman bared his teeth and claws and pounced.
Lu Hao's face sank and kicked a stone away. The stone flew over, hitting the old madman's kneecap.
"Plop!" There was a muffled thud and dust was flying. The old madman lay on the ground, disgraced.
Lu Hao held roast chicken in one hand and wine in the other, and said with a smile: "Old madman, if you want to eat chicken butt, you have to show your real skills." ”
The old madman jumped up, pointed at each other, and scolded: "Who are you and why are you teasing me." ”
Lu Hao said arrogantly: "I'm your father, don't you know me." ”
"You're my dad!" The old madman scratched his head, and suddenly laughed, "You lied to me, my father would have died a long time ago." ”
"Yes! After your father died, he was reincarnated and became me. Lu Hao smiled evilly.
The old madman looked at him, scratched his ears and cheeks, and wondered, "You are my father." ”
"Of course, because I'm your father, I'll give you chicken butts to eat." Lu Hao said loudly.
"Since you're my father, why are you fooling me?" The old madman glared and looked very angry.
Lu Hao snorted coldly: "I heard that you are cultivating Taoism in the Maoshan Sect, and your master is Yuan Dingtian, the head of Maoshan Mountain. ”
"Master! In vain is not filial. The old madman suddenly fell to his knees and kowtowed three times.
"Chen Yuanhong, you scum, you deceived your teacher and destroyed your ancestors, and you don't even know your master anymore." Lu Hao glared and scolded loudly.
The old madman was startled, pointed at the other party, and said in a trembling voice: "You are not my master, you are not my master." ”
Lu Hao snorted and said, "Chen Yuanhong, I know you like my daughter, but you have a bad heart and it is difficult for you to take on a big responsibility, so I married my daughter to Gu Yuanqing." ”
"No, the person Xiaoqian likes is me." The old madman opened his mouth wide and was in a trance, "Gu Yuanqing is a hypocrite, he is not worthy of Xiaoqian." ”
Lu Hao snorted coldly: "Gu Yuanqing is not worthy of Xiao Qian, what about Qiu Yuanji?" ”
"Who is Qiu Yuanji,...... Qiu Yuanji is a treacherous villain who has no word for it. The old madman held his head in his hands and shouted to the sky.
"Qiu Yuanji, where are you, I'm going to kill you." The old madman roared loudly, and his whole body released rolling thunder and lightning, destroying many things in all directions.
"Qiu Yuanji, you bastard, why do you lie to me?" The old madman's face was hideous, like a beast out of a cage.
Forty years ago, what happened?
made Chen Yuanhong and Qiu Yuanji turn against each other and resented each other for decades. The daughter of Yuan Dingtian, the head of Maoshan, wants to marry her senior brother Gu Yuanqing.
When Chen Yuanhong learned about this, he was furious, Xiaoqian and I are a match made in heaven, Gu Yuan liquidates something, why should he rob me.
Chen Yuanhong knew that he was alone, so he found the third senior brother Qiu Yuanji. Both of them like Yuan Xiaoqian, so they decided to join forces to make a big deal about the wedding.
On that day, the wind was beautiful and the breeze was rippling, Gu Yuanqing, the elder brother of Maoshan and Yuan Xiaoqian, the daughter of the head of Yuan Dingtian, held a wedding, and all the people in the same way came to congratulate them.
The wedding was originally held smoothly, but Chen Yuanhong suddenly appeared. Chen Yuanhong was drunk like mud, made a big fuss about the wedding hall, and was open-mouthed, insulting Gu Yuanqing for being a hypocrite and not worthy of marrying Xiaoqian.
Chen Yuanhong stared at other people's brides and said I am your lifelong dependence, and I am the one who loves you the most.
There was such a scandal at the wedding scene, and Yuan Dingtian, who was the head of Maoshan, was furious, injured Chen Yuanhong with one palm, and expelled him from the division.
This farce ruined the thousand-year-old reputation of the Maoshan faction, and all kinds of rumors flew all over the sky.
After Chen Yuanhong left the Maoshan faction, he resented one person, and that was the third senior brother Qiu Yuanji. This big liar said that he would make a big fuss about the wedding hall with me, but as a result, he didn't believe his words and became a turtle with a shrunken head.
Qiu Yuanji, a big liar, I hate you.
In fact, Chen Yuanhong wronged the third senior brother, he is not a liar who is untrustworthy. The reason is that on the evening of the incident, Qiu Yuanji received a letter.
The letter said: Burial Soul Ridge, Ghost Gate, shocking catastrophe, Holy Son out.
Qiu Yuanji knew that this matter was very important, so he went to Tiandang Mountain and buried the soul ridge in the starry night. When he came back, the wedding was over, and Chen Yuanhong was also expelled from the division.
Qiu Yuanji saw that his beloved had become someone else's bride, and in anger, he left the Maoshan faction to go to the rivers and lakes. Qiu Yuanji has always loved Yuan Xiaoqian, so he never married.
Lu Hao once asked the master, why don't you find a teacher for yourself?
Qiu Yuanji said, because the master already has someone in his heart.
"Who is she?" Lu Hao asked.
"This person is the most cherished person in my life." When Qiu Yuanji said this, his eyes moistened.
Qiu Yuanji missed a wedding in order to go to the Soul Burial Ridge, and the ghost gate was closed, which became a lifelong regret! Speaking of which, it's all because of Lu Hao.
Without this apprentice, Qiu Yuanji would not have missed the love of his life, let alone become Chen Yuanhong's unrivaled enemy.
"Qiu Yuanji, you are a big liar, you are a big liar." Chen Yuanhong held his head and screamed, his spirit was about to collapse.
Lu Hao sighed and said: "Uncle Chen, you have wronged my master, he didn't lie to you, he will give up making a big wedding with you for my sake." ”
"Who are you, who are you?" Chen Yuanhong pointed at the other party, his eyes blood-red.
"I am Qiu Yuanji's apprentice, Lu Hao."
"Qiu Yuanji's apprentice, it's impossible, you lie to me, they're all dead." Chen Yuanhong's face was hideous, and with a roar, he grabbed Lu Hao.
Yin Lei**!
Rolling thunder and lightning erupted from Lu Hao's body, sweeping in all directions and shattering the ground.
Chen Yuanhong fell to the ground and said in horror: "Who are you, why are you Yin Lei**?" ”
"I'm Lu Hao, and Yin Lei ** was taught to me by you."
"You lied to me, Lu Hao is dead, he is dead." Chen Yuanhong held his head, shook from side to side, and shouted loudly in the sky.
Lu Hao withdrew the Yin Lei ** outside his body, sighed, and failed after all. Chen Yuanhong is already insane and difficult to cure.
"Don't you like chicken butts, here you go." Lu Hao threw the roast chicken over.
Chen Yuanhong held the roast chicken in both hands, laughed, and bit the chicken's buttocks.
"This altar of daughter red is also given to you." Lu Hao threw the wine jar in his hand over.
"Smack!" The jar fell to the ground and was torn apart, and the wine flowed to the ground.
Lu Hao thought that he would reach out and catch the wine jar, but who knows, he doesn't like to drink, he only likes to eat chicken butts.
"Uncle Chen, why do you like to eat chicken butts?" Lu Hao asked.
Chen Yuanhong smirked: "The chicken butt is delicious and fragrant." ”
Lu Hao smiled evilly: "Do you want to eat a woman's chicken butt?" ”
"Good! As long as it's a chicken butt, I like to eat it. Chen Yuanhong nibbled on the roast chicken and smirked.
"Uncle Chen, let's go to Yihong Courtyard to eat chicken butts." Lu Hao laughed and led the way.
Chen Yuanhong followed behind, and smirked: "Is the chicken butt in Yihong Courtyard delicious?" ”
"Of course it's delicious, take a bite and have an endless aftertaste." Lu Hao smiled evilly.
The chicken butt in Yihong Courtyard is simply delicious. As long as it's a man, they all like to eat chicken butts!
(End of chapter)