Chen Yuying scolded: "Neurotic, I am a policeman, and I don't believe in cows and ghosts." ”

Lu Hao stared at her and said, "In the past few days, when you wake up in the morning, you feel dizzy and nauseous, and your body has inexplicable chills. ”

"How do you know?" Chen Yuying was taken aback, it is true, in the past week, as long as I get up in the morning, my body shiveres inexplicably, and sometimes, I sweat and feel dizzy and nauseous.

Chen Yuying went to the hospital for a check-up, and there was nothing wrong with her body.

Lu Hao said: "Your body is cold because it is affected by Yin Qi. I'm going to say it bluntly, you've been in trouble for the last few days. ”

"Nonsense, there are no ghosts in this world at all." Chen Yuying was well-educated and did not believe in ghosts and gods.

"Whether you believe it or not, you have taken these two spirit runes." Lu Hao took out two spirit runes and put them on the table.

Police Officer Sun glanced at it and said in surprise: "You are a Maoshan Taoist." ”

Lu Hao nodded and said, "Just because I am a Maoshan Taoist priest, I can see some dirty things." You are mortal with the naked eye, and you cannot see ghosts, so you do not believe that there are ghosts in this world. ”

"These two spirit talismans, one is the peace talisman of the town house, and you can stick it on the beam of the house. The other is an exorcism charm, which can be carried on your body to keep you safe. ”

Chen Yuying snorted: "Why should I believe you? ”

Lu Hao smiled and said, "You don't need to believe me, you just need to believe in your own body." Of course, if you think I'm talking nonsense, you can burn the runes. ”

"But I want to remind you that ghosts are not shallow to harm people, and if one day, you die inexplicably, the gods will not be able to save you." Lu Hao turned around and swaggered away.

"The god stick is the god stick!" Chen Yuying's face was angry, she glanced at the spirit rune on the table, and then picked it up.

If what he says is true, this talisman may protect me. It's better to believe what you have than what you don't have! Anyway, it doesn't cost money, just take it home and talk about it!

Chen Yuying took the spirit talisman and walked out.

Police Officer Sun hesitated for a moment, left the office, and chased out.

At this time, Lu Hao happened to walk out of the police station, glanced back, and prayed in his heart, Chen Yuying had better listen to me, otherwise a flower would wither.

"Don't go." Police Sun chased him out.

Lu Hao was surprised: "What are you chasing me for?" ”

Police Officer Sun said, "Are you really a Taoist priest of Maoshan? ”

"It's like a fake." Lu Hao said proudly.

"You can catch ghosts?"

"Of course, you've seen a Maoshan Taoist priest who can't catch ghosts."

"Do you like Chen Yuying?"

Lu Hao's face changed, and he said: "I am a cultivator, pure in heart and without desire, and I will not be confused by beauty." ”

"That's good." Police Officer Sun said in a low voice, "Chen Yuying is the most beautiful policewoman in Xi'an City, and many policemen have a crush on her. If you plot against her, you're against all the cops. ”

Lu Hao smiled and said: "In your eyes, Chen Yuying is a beauty, but in my eyes, she is a stinky skin." ”

"Oh, don't go!" Police Officer Sun chased after him and said with a smile, "I'll tell you the truth, I've been at night lately, and I often have nightmares." ”

Lu Hao sneered: "You have nightmares, what does it have to do with me?" ”

Police Officer Sun said: "My nightmare is unusual, there is a female ghost wearing a phoenix crown and a xia curtain, sitting in a big red sedan chair, and she has to marry me." ”

Lu Hao smiled evilly: "You are dreaming!" Did that female ghost take off her clothes and want to spend candles in the cave room with you? ”

"Yes! How do you know? Police Officer Sun was taken aback.

"Cut, this kind of good thing, I've also dreamed of it, don't take it seriously." Lu Hao snorted and continued walking.

Police Officer Sun grabbed him and said, "It's this dream every night, I think it's unusual, I hope you will give me a few spirit runes to keep me safe." ”

"Take the money." Lu Hao stretched out a hand.

Police Officer Sun was stunned and said, "Chen Yuying didn't give you money just now, why did you ask me for money?" ”

Lu Hao said: "People are beautiful women, you are ugly men, of course it is different." ”

Police Officer Sun said depressedly: "How much?" ”

"Ten silver dollars."

"You grab the money!"

"Love or not." Lu Hao snorted and continued to leave.

"Wait a minute, I'll give you the money." Police Officer Sun had no choice but to take out ten silver dollars.

Lu Hao glanced at it and said, "This money should have been given to you by me just now!" ”

"Of course, it's more cost-effective to use your money to buy your spirit runes." Police Officer Sun laughed.

"You are very shrewd as a policeman!" Lu Hao took out an exorcism talisman and said, "Just press this spirit talisman under the pillow." ”

"Thank you." Police Officer Sun took the spirit talisman and walked away.

"Dog's Day Police!" Lu Hao snorted, returned to the inn, took a roast chicken and a pot of wine, and went to find the old madman Chen Yuanhong.

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"Chicken butt, I'm going to eat chicken butt." An old madman with gray hair appeared on the street, wandering around, muttering something about the butt of a chicken.

Just then, an old hen got into the haystack and was laying eggs.

The old madman smiled, pounced, grabbed the old hen's body, opened his mouth and bit the chicken's buttocks.

"Coo, coo......" The old hen fluttered her wings, her whole body was in severe pain, and she was not paying attention and pulled a bubble of.

The old madman opened his mouth to bite the chicken's butt and ate a mouthful of shit. The old madman doesn't dislike the smell, and bites the chicken butt hard, but he doesn't let go.

The old hen screamed in pain, and her feathers flew in all directions.

"You stinky beggar, dare to catch my hen that lays eggs, and beat you to death." A middle-aged woman ran out with a broom in her hand.

"Shoot you." The woman raised her broom and struck the old madman in the face.

The old madman squatted on the ground, grabbed the head of the chicken with one hand, and bit the butt of the chicken, but refused to leave. The middle-aged woman was so angry that the broom in her hand was broken.

"You old madman!" The women were tired and sweaty and panting.

"What a big cock butt!" The old madman threw away the hen in his hand, looked at the middle-aged woman, and pounced on it.

"Ahh What are you doing? The middle-aged woman was caught off guard and was thrown to the ground by the old madman.

"Two chicken butts!" The old madman hallucinates in front of his eyes and mistakes a woman's boobs for a chicken ass. The old madman smirked and opened his mouth to bite the woman's cock butt.

"Ahh Hooligans! The middle-aged woman lay on the ground and screamed.

"Chicken butt, I'm going to eat chicken butt." The old madman bit the woman's house, and he didn't let go, and the blood flowed out.

"Who's going to save me?" The middle-aged woman grinned in pain and had tears in her eyes.

"Let her go!" A young man rushed over and kicked the old madman away.

The old madman flew out and hit his head against the wall, his eyes full of stars.

"Thank you Shaoxia, for saving your life." The middle-aged woman got up, ran home quickly, and closed the door, which was so dangerous that she almost lost her innocence.

This middle-aged woman has a bloated figure and a pockmarked face, which makes people disgusting when they look at it. Fortunately, the old madman didn't dislike it, otherwise this wouldn't have happened.