Hearing Hou Qiankun mention the word "out of the list", I was stunned in my head, the word "out of the list" appeared for the first time in my impression, it seems that it was because Guo Degang had a cross talk of the same name called "Out of the List". It seems to be talking about some superstitious things of the ancients, which roughly means that people in the past had the custom of mortuaries after death, and when Mr. Yin and Yang came to the autopsy, he would roughly calculate the time similar to "deception", and the whole family needed to avoid this time after writing this time, and only after this "deception period" passed, the whole family could return home, otherwise they might commit a heavy funeral. And this kind of "deception" is called "out of trouble", and the time inferred by Mr. Yin and Yang will be written on a piece of paper, which is called "Disaster List". But now in modern society, who can still believe in these things of cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods, but I think about it again, there are still few cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods, and the whole thing has changed my three views.

I was thinking wildly, and the old lover who was standing next to me snorted playfully, and I turned my head to look at her, only to see the corners of this guy's exposed half of his face raised, as if mocking.

"Laughing at what?" I asked in a low voice.

The old lover waved his hand, and this guy seemed to see through something but didn't want to tell me, as if I was the only fool in the group and was kept in the dark.

The Dragon Lord was also stunned when he heard Hou Qiankun mention the word "out of the list", and his godless eyes turned to kick the corpse lying on the ground, and after a long time, this guy stammered and squeezed out a sentence from his mouth: "So what?" There was obviously a slight hard-mouthed ingredient in the tone, as if he was angry.

"Okay, okay, don't pretend to be confused, and be stubborn." Kaleidoscope walked to his side with a playful face at this time and patted the shoulder of the Dragon King. "Knowing that the third brother saved your life, you are still dead, and the duck's mouth is hard, it's boring."

"Humph!" The Dragon Lord snorted coldly, shook the hand of the kaleidoscope with a wave of his hand, calmed down, and walked to the front of the grimace: "Third brother, I was wrong." He bowed and swept the floor.

Grimace Zhang took the cigarette, took a deep breath, and his blue beautiful eyes swept the Dragon King on the side with the corner of his eye, snorted coldly and waved his hand as if he didn't want to say anything more.

"Hey! You've been talking about it for a long time, and you're making a bad list and a nail, and I'm almost unable to understand Chinese. What the hell is going on? In this embarrassment, Tie Guan Liu scratched his head and walked over, looked left and right and came to Hou Qiankun's side and asked endlessly.

Hou Qiankun looked at Tie Guan Liu and knew that this guy really didn't understand and didn't solve the siege, so he had to get off the donkey down the slope, pointed to the corpse and then said: "Just now, guy Xiao Du wanted to reach out and pick up the nail in the eyes of this corpse, we all know that this corpse has accumulated a lot of resentment when it is dying, and it is all accumulated in the abdomen after death, and then diverged in various positions, such as our multiple tricks, namely eye grooves, nostrils, ear holes, mouth, ** and physiological organs, this spurting of resentment we call "disaster". And the location of the corpse is different at each hour, and if this kind of calamity is sprayed on a person's face, the light one is stupid, and the heavy one is killed at that time. This is also the reason why the ancient people made glass, jade and other objects into plugs to block the various valves of the deceased. And the nails on the glasses of this corpse seem to me to be nothing more than an attempt to seal the resentment of this corpse inside, as the last lethal weapon of this monster. If the guy had picked up this nail just now, the consequences would have been conceivable. ”

I sat next to me and listened to Hou Qiankun's explanation, and I had many doubts, this remark, there are too many doubts, first of all, it is Grimace Zhang who proposes to pull out the nails, and the person he assigned is a kaleidoscope. Assuming that Kaleidoscope did not hesitate to pick up the nail alone, it was likely to be made stupid by this bad breath, or even killed on the spot. Of course, the kaleidoscope is not so stupid, he kicked the ball to our group of people under the pretense of "communiqué personal vendetta" reason, whether it is the so-called morality of the rivers and lakes or does not want people to poke the backbone, the dragon prince still wants to pick up the nail without hesitation, but was stopped by the apprentice Xu Fatzi, and the dismantling guy Xiao Du went to pick up the nail, if Xiao Du succeeded in picking up the nail, the result is nothing more than stupid pinching or killing on the spot, is there any danger to the life of the dragon prince? After that, Grimace kicked out this guy named Xiao Du, and although his life has been saved so far, his injuries may not be able to survive this Tianchi water bucket. And the most strange thing is the following, after seeing the guy Xiao Du being kicked out, the dragon lord just frowned, but the grimace did not relent, and stretched out his hand is a slap. It was this slap that angered Xu Fatzi, but because he was defeated by force, he was still kicked half to death by Grimace Zhang in the same way. When the dragon lord saw Xu Fatzi being beaten, he also received a slap in the face, and it was natural for him to complain to Hou Qiankun, and there was no doubt that Hou Qiankun was biased towards grimace, but the kaleidoscope knew that grimace Zhang let himself nail to dig a pit for himself, but he still stood on the side of Grimace Zhang and helped Grimace Zhang to "tongue battle group Confucianism", which really made people feel too abnormal. And when Xu Fatzi said that Xu Fengxiao, an Internet celebrity face with a grimace and a "few degrees of spring breeze" in this handicap, he put on a look of wanting to speak and stopping, what is going on? In the end, Hou Qiankun mentioned this "disaster" because he said that Grimace Zhang saved the life of the Dragon King, which still doesn't make sense, what happened in just half an hour is too unbelievable. Among these nine gates, everyone has a ghost in their hearts, which is really unpredictable.

"Found a problem?" A woman's voice suddenly appeared in my ear, and I shuddered from it, and I turned my head, it turned out to be an old lover.

"Well, I always feel like something isn't quite right."

As soon as Hou Qiankun finished speaking, the grimace on the side threw away the cigarette butt in his hand, twisted it with his foot, glanced at us from the corner of his eye, looked at the others, and coughed: "Don't say so much useless." He pointed to the corpse on the ground. What to do with this thing, this nail still can't get up? ”

Hou Qiankun took a deep breath of the cigarette in his hand, threw it on the ground and stepped on it, looked at the corpse, raised his eyes and looked at Tie Guan Liu: "Old eight, I have to trouble you in this matter." ”

As soon as the words fell, Tie Guan Liu hurriedly waved his hand: "Come on, come on." Second brother, I'm not good with a lame leg, do you have to let me be stupid? Don't do it, don't do it. ”

Hou Qiankun smiled: "Old eight, you think too much, I just want to borrow you two to take advantage of it." ”

Tie Guan Liu was stunned when he heard this: "Borrow me and these two to take it?" What do you want to do? ”

Hou Qiankun snorted coldly and shook his head, slowly turned the iron ball in his hand a few times, and whispered two words from his mouth: "Provoke!" ”

As soon as the word "provoke" came out, the elders of the nine sects at the scene were all surprised, and even the grimace Zhang gasped, and his eyes spasmed twice inexplicably.

"Don't be, you're so old, it doesn't matter if it hits your face, you've lived enough. I'm just 60 years old, and my third brother is only in his 20s, and I want to live two more years. Kaleidoscope hurriedly stopped.

Hou Qiankun frowned when he heard this, and snorted coldly: "It seems that it is only a desperate attempt to remove the two nails from this corpse now." As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and snatched this two-person handicap with a length of one meter, three or four. I haven't shaken this ability for more than ten years, it seems that today is the time to practice your skills, you stand back. ”

As soon as he finished saying this, several people next to him took several steps backwards, and Hou Qiankun's side was given up an empty field with a diameter of about five or six meters.

"Qiu Tong, what do you mean by provoking?" At this moment, Mengya and her old lover came to my side, and Mengya asked in a low voice, seemingly very frightened.

"I'm not Mr. Yin and Yang, and I'm not a sand fighter, how can I know about these messy things."

As soon as I finished speaking, the old lover on the side came over and laughed a few times: "There are two kinds of disasters, one is what we call natural disasters, that is, at a certain time, a certain position will naturally vomit out disasters, but there are some corpses that are not normal deaths, such as drowning, hanging, etc., because the grievances are too deep to be normal, which requires a special skill, that is, to provoke." Use a long stick against the waist of the dead corpse to pick up the corpse, shake the long stick to make the corpse shake on the stick, and use the power of shaking to make the corpse vomit out, this work is too dangerous, I have only heard of it and have never seen it, I didn't expect that Hou Qiankun, the head of the second gate, had this kind of craftsmanship. ”