After listening to the kaleidoscope's introduction to this monster underground, I secretly cursed, and said that this guy is a strange monkey, which is too scary, and the whole thing is a realistic version of the "Chainsaw Horror" work, and the whole is a performance art.

Tie Guan Liu on the side pushed the corpse on the ground with his two people, stuck out his tongue and seemed to be a little disgusting, and snorted twice: "This monkey is too fucking disgusting, and besides, this iron nail can't be born and grows in the eye socket." ”

Kaleidoscope smiled after hearing this: "Is it still difficult for this person to catch such a thing?" He raised his eyes and looked at the grimace Zhang and Hou Qiankun. If you want me to say, this monkey must have been caught by people, and there is something strange about this nail. ”

"What's wrong with the nails?" Grimace took a drag on his cigarette and frowned at the two nails in the monkey's eye sockets. The nail was so deep that it may have passed through the central nervous system of the brain, or that the monkey may have been pushed too deep by the nail into the eye socket until it touched the central nervous system. But then again, if this brain and central nervous system were touched by nails, wouldn't they hang up, how could he still stand here unharmed and be cut off by Grimace? It's just so abnormal.

"Go, get the nails out." Grimace frowned and glared at the kaleidoscope, motioning for him to go over and pick up the nails.

The kaleidoscope looked stern when he heard it: "Third brother, you are not as crowded as you." Let me go with this iron pipe, and let me go with this nail pulling. "He pointed in our direction, including Tie Guan Liu and the Dragon King Xu Fatzi Mengya and us and many others." This group of people is here to poke ah, don't talk about the kidnappers, just now I probed the coffin, and the rest of the people together finally pointed at our gang of people to work hard, and finally you and this pick up the Yangluo (pronounced the same brand) separator. So what are they doing here? ”

The people on our side were really embarrassed when this sentence came out, and they were a little embarrassed. After pondering for a long time, the Dragon King finally couldn't hold back and waved his hand: "Sixth brother, what you said is not unreasonable. In this way, this nail is not a difficult task, there is no technical content. Just let me Sha Laoqi come. "Say it's a few steps forward.

"Master." At this moment, Xu Fatzi stopped the Dragon King from behind and supported his shoulder with his hand. The dragon lord looked back at Xu Fatzi, only to see Xu Fatzi rushing back and winking. The Dragon King frowned, looked at the only surviving guy on the side, a young man about twenty years old, he understood at the time, nodded slightly, turned around and smiled at the guy, his face was amiable.

"Xiao Du, you have been working under Xu Yang for three or four years, how do we treat you?"

When this Xiao Du heard this, he dared to say nothing, and hurriedly nodded: "The seventh master is kind to me, so I will go up to the front and take out this nail." ”

I scolded secretly after hearing this, and said in my heart that after the death of this guy Liu Tietou just now, you still cry your father and call your mother, which is good, when you see danger, you will use the guy as a shield, and if you don't come, you will mention any brotherhood, isn't this purely a hypocrite? I thought that the dragon lord in this team was a kind and honest elder, but this good co-authorship was all acted, all of them were the essence of the Northern Opera, and this acting skill was comparable to the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor. It's really a person floating in the rivers and lakes, how can I not be stabbed, I'm much luckier than them, although this matter is confusing, but my life is safe for the time being, they won't easily let me explore any mechanism to test the law. Thinking of this, I let out a long sigh, I hope that this piracy will end as soon as possible, and let me be freed as soon as possible, and I will be my antique dealer in a down-to-earth manner, and I will never deal with these sanctimonious guys again.

The guy Xiao Du said very happily, he didn't change his mouth without moving, and he didn't take the first step for a long time.

"Xiao Du, what's wrong?" Xu Fatzi saw that Xiao Du did not move, glanced at him with a sinister look out of the corner of his eye, and sneered. This seems to represent threats and intimidation, but it is not picky.

"I'll go, I'll go." Xiao Du hurriedly responded, and saw that a cold sweat was left on the side of his head, and he wiped his ears and the platform flowed down. He ran to the top half of the corpse, trembling with both hands to dig out the nail in the socket.

"Rubbish!"

Just when his hand was about to touch the nail, the low groan of the grimace suddenly appeared in our ears, and then I saw the grimace Zhang Yifei's figure teleported to the side of the guy Xiao Du, and raised his leg is a skill "Yingmen big kick" in Xiao Du's chest, Xiao Du groaned and rolled out like a ball, almost didn't stand up.

"Third brother, what are you?"

The Dragon Lord frowned his pale brows, as if he was a little irritable. But before he could recover from his boredom, Grimace Zhang had already come close to him, and when he raised his right hand, he slapped a big ear patch on the wrinkled old face of the Dragon King, and hit him almost on the ground.

"Grimace!" Xu Fatzi became angry when he saw his master being beaten, and when he leaned over and pointed at his grimace, his nose was a roar. But even though it was a roar, his legs still didn't listen to the call for a while, and obviously he still didn't forget the fat beating before, and he was very jealous.

As soon as he heard the grimace, he dared to call him by his name, his eyebrows furrowed, and his body was like a ghost floating to Xu Fatzi's side: "I'll help you comb your skin when it's itchy." After that, it was still a skill to raise his foot, and the "Yingmen Big Kick" hit Xu Fatzi's big belly, and this kick was full of force, and he kicked Xu Fatty, who was at least 200 pounds, and flew out more than a foot on his back, and landed with a snap, just like a slaughterhouse unloading pork.

Although the grimace Zhang beat the person, as if he was nothing, he looked at the two people who fell to the ground in front of him with a gloomy face.

"Ahem, ahem......" The Dragon Lord coughed twice, struggled twice, and staggered up from the ground. Three, the third brother. What are you doing here? ”

"What do you ask me for?" Grimace said coldly, snorting contemptuously.

The fat man Xu was lying on the ground beside him, as if he had lost consciousness, lying motionless and quietly, like a pig killed by a butcher, and collapsed to the ground.

"Second brother, look at this!" The Dragon King struggled to get up from the ground, pointing to the grimace with a hint of crying. "I didn't recruit him, I didn't mess with him, I'm seventy years younger, he's in his twenties. I respect him as the master of the three gates of the upper three gates, and I am younger than him and respectful to him. But he relies on his amazing strength and often bullies our disciples of the lower door, even if I, the head of the lower three gates, the master of the seventh gate, he didn't say a word and came to a "Yingmen big kick", did you say that this was in the past? We have regulations in Jingjiumen, and this fourth rule is not to kill each other between brothers, if you don't give me justice today, I will quit Jingjiumen and break off relations with you. ”

The ball was undoubtedly kicked to Hou Qiankun, the most senior on the scene, and I originally thought he would have to make a difficult choice. Unexpectedly, the old guy smirked twice, and his smiling eyes were slightly pursed and two cold lights were shot.

"Okay, okay, Seventh, the third kicked you out, this is indeed a violation of the fourth rule of our Nine Gates, and it stands to reason that it should be dealt with in accordance with the laws and regulations of the Nine Gates." As he spoke, he took out what looked like nail clippers from his bosom. "If you break the rules in this fourth article, the rule of our nine doors is to cut off a finger." He squinted at the grimace and smiled again, a smile that was kind but also had a chilling aura.

"Third child, are you convinced?"

Grimace Zhang Er nodded without saying a word, and stretched out his left little finger without thinking: "Come on, second brother, let's do it." ”

I saw the Dragon Lord on the side and the fat man Xu who was lying on the ground "pretending to be dead" looked at each other and smiled and nodded to each other.

Hou Qiankun nodded, and the nail clippers in this hand unfolded a small guillotine made of stainless steel with one hand, and he was about to send this little finger in.

"Wait!" Just as the guillotine that cut off his fingers was about to fall, he saw the kaleidoscope running up to stop Hou Qiankun.

"Sixth, don't be nosy. I'm enforcing the law impartially. ”

The Dragon Lord also frowned after seeing it, and was a little serious: "Kaleidoscope, you don't meddle with things, second brother is impartially enforcing the law to the right rules, and you dare to stop it." In addition to our eldest brother Guan Tongtian is the second brother, as long as the thief in Beijing is the word and (Jianghu black dialect means companion or green forest person), who dares to stop the eldest brother and second brother, you get out of the way. ”

I thought that the kaleidoscope would choke back these words, but I never expected the kaleidoscope to be unmoved, sneered twice, with a look of banter, and "snapped" two applause: "Oh, hey, it's really impressive, I really didn't expect Sha Laoqi, you are illiterate, you can still say this, and you have grown." ”

The Dragon Lord sneered twice: "Kaleidoscope, you don't come to this set, I have a reason to go all over the world, and it is difficult to move an inch without reason." ”

Kaleidoscope laughed twice: "Okay, if you want to reason, I'll reason with you." He looked back at Hou Qiankun who was standing aside. Second brother, let me tell him reason, do you think it's okay? ”

Hou Qiankun nodded, temporarily folded the guillotine in his hand, and put it away: "I'll see it." ”

"You old Shengming!" Kaleidoscope walked up to Hou Qiankun and made a sign (salute), twisted his fat body and held his glasses with his hand, and smiled playfully: "Sha Laoqi, how do you think of the two of us?" ”

This dragon lord naturally knows that in this Beijing Nine Gate, this kaleidoscope of erudition and talent and this ability to speak well are worthy of the reputation, and this ability is practiced in his mouth. Some people often ridicule the kaleidoscope, and he is about to lose his knowledge. But in comparison, he is an illiterate person who has never been to school and doesn't even know a few words. If this is really reasonable, even if he is reasonable, he has to let him go around with some "sophistry". But after pondering it again, it seems unlikely that the kaleidoscope of this form will have the ability to make him give a shocking reversal, and this kaleidoscope is not very good with Grimace Zhang on weekdays, maybe he can also add a crime to him, and this time he can get rid of the thorn in the flesh of this nail in the eye, thinking of this, he forced his composure and sneered: "You think I'm afraid of you, you have something to say!" ”

"Oh, I'm so good at talking to the damn hell. The medicine prince waved his hand, and there was no cure. He waved his hand as he spoke, as if he looked helpless. Speaking of which, the third brother is indeed a bit heavier in beating people, and it is of course natural for the second brother to enforce the law impartially. ”

Speaking of this, the Dragon Lord couldn't help but walk nasally, and seemed to feel that he was even more in control of his victory.

"Hey ......!" As soon as the dragon lord was full of pride, the kaleidoscope snorted with a playful face. "I haven't finished talking yet, the fourth rule of the nine doors is not to kill each other between brothers, and the third brother deserves to be cut off his fingers. But Sha Laoqi, let me ask you, do you know what these two rules are? ”

"The first... Clause... The second door rule..."The Dragon Lord's head buzzed when he heard this, and then his face turned to fear, and he stammered and repeated it a few times, and a cold sweat fell next to his ears. "The first... The second doorway..."

"Sha Laoqi, Xu Yang kneel down for me!"

At this moment, Hou Qiankun's face suddenly showed a serious face, and with a roar, the Dragon King fell to the ground on his knees.

Seeing that the Dragon Lord was kneeling on the ground, Xu Yang, who was loading garlic on the side, stood up from the ground and knelt next to the Dragon Lord.

Kaleidoscope held up his eyes, squinted at the two kneeling on the ground, and sneered twice: "I'll just say that you coolies are asking for hardship, you don't know that you master and I are fighting against the crowd and competing with the martial arts." It's ridiculous that you're still talking about being bored here. As he spoke, he looked at Hou Qiankun on the side. Second brother, these two people should be dealt with in accordance with the rules of the Nine Gates. ”

Hou Qiankun nodded slightly after hearing this, and walked away in a nasal voice gently: "Old Seven, you first recite the second door rule, and let us all hear it clearly." ”

"...... Second...... The second door rule, among the nine doors, the brothers in the handicap should be regarded as ...... As...... If you are like a brother or a hand, you should not bully people's lives from above, and if you regard people's lives as grass, everyone will ...... Get...... Punished for it. Speaking of this, the Dragon Lord secretly lowered his head.

"This person is punished by everyone, presumably Sha Laoqi, even if you are illiterate, you can understand what it means, right? You don't need your sixth brother, I'll explain it to you, right? Kaleidoscope nodded his feet, smiling playfully while looking at the Dragon Lord with the corner of his eye.

"I, I don't have to kill people, besides, how can there be no dead people in this bucket, Xu Yang told me very clearly before he came out, this thief ...... fight"

"Shut up!"

The Dragon Lord was explaining his crime to himself, and his grimace was stretched aside and he suddenly groaned angrily.

"Let me ask you, there is a woman named "Xu Fengxiao" in Xu Fatzi's handicap, do you know? Grimace said with his eyes open.

"Xu ...... Xu Fengxiao, you know, isn't it the girl who was called out to accompany the guests after eating in the handicap? ”

I laughed secretly when I heard this, and made a grimace that this is a personal vendetta of the communiqué, all for my little lover, the Internet celebrity face in Xu Fatzi's handicap. Aren't you discriminating against women, saying that women don't have a good thing? Co-authored with other girls in one night, "a few degrees of spring breeze", even the three views have changed, this Internet celebrity face Xu Fengxiao really has two hits, just this time he can make the grimace Zhang, a person who walks between "straight men and beautiful attacks", haunted by his dreams, this is really a skill, and ordinary people really can't come.

"Xu Yang killed her parents and let a little girl in the family be a secret prostitute, if she didn't physically torture him according to his will, I'm right, Xu Fatty, no, Mr. Xu Yang." Speaking of this, two cold lights shot out of his eyes, which were terrifying.

Obviously, the Dragon Lord didn't know all this, and thought that where did Xu Fengxiao find a professional prostitute or a famous actor. He turned his head to look at Xu Fatzi, and whispered with a stern face: "Is this true?" ”

"Master, you don't know anything." Xu Fatzi waved his hand for a while, as if he wanted to explain something, but he couldn't say it clearly for a while, and he had a feeling of wanting to say something.

The dragon lord didn't say a word, according to Xu Fatzi's face full of horizontal meat, he was a mouth, and he heard a "pop" in the ear chakra, this technique "single wind through the ears" hit Xu Fatman's head with a buzz, his eyes were black, and he didn't faint. He hadn't relented yet, and the Dragon King didn't allow a moment to return his hand, and the back of his hand hit him on the other side of the face. This beating, like a storm, lasted for as many as three minutes, only to make Xu Fatzi's cheeks bruise and swollen, and the corners of his mouth oozed blood, "Uh..."

Everyone was also shocked when they saw it, Hou Qiankun and Kaleidoscope, who were standing on the side, glanced at each other, the corners of Kaleidoscope's mouth rose slightly, and then quickly retracted: "Sha Laoqi, since the main culprit has been brought to justice, for the sake of Jiumen, we won't worry too much." After that, he looked back at Hou Qiankun and Grimace on the side. Second brother, what do you think? ”

Hou Qiankun nodded slightly, returned to his previous amiable color, and turned his head to look at the grimace on the side: "Third brother, it's not just a personal vendetta for you to kick this guy away, right?" ”

Grimace Zhang didn't answer, looked at the Dragon King who had already stood up from the ground, snorted coldly, re-lit the cigarette in his hand, and took a deep breath.

Kaleidoscope looked at the grimace and didn't mean to answer, and sighed: "Old Seven, Old Seven, you are still a veteran who has played so many fights." If it weren't for the third brother just now, I'm afraid you would have died a long time ago. After speaking, he waved his hand helplessly.

"What?" The Dragon Lord frowned when he heard this, squinted at the cynical grimace on the side, and snorted coldly. "You don't have to defend him, isn't it just for a woman, I'll give it to the third brother when I return to the handicap."

Seeing that the Dragon Lord didn't notice any clues in this, Kaleidoscope shook his head again. Hou Qiankun walked to Grimace Zhang's side, patted him on the shoulder, reached out and pulled out a cigarette roll in Grimace Zhang's pocket, Grimace Zhang helped him light it, Hou Qiankun took a deep breath, slowly spit it out, and a pair of steel galls in his hand circled a few times before suddenly stopped: "Old Seven, do you know that there is a custom called out of the list in ancient times?" ”