Chapter 80: Dragon Hunt (Part 1)
If the boy is strong, the girl will hold the bed.
There was no bed in this place, and after Huang Xiaoyu drove the fire dragon away for a while, Tang Keke saw Zha Xiaolou holding on to the wall and walked out of the cave through gritted teeth.
The girl who raised a big python and was by no means an extraordinary person was disheveled at the moment, and her two smooth white and tender long legs could not be brought together, one step at a time, and her brows were furrowed.
The amazing thing is that it's such a time, and Zha Xiaolou still has a lollipop in his mouth.
At the same time, in the southern suburbs of Chajia, in an ordinary courtyard, there are barbecue grills, one old and one young, eating and drinking around the barbecue grill.
The boy was holding a large wine jar more than a foot high.
The old man held the bowl, his eyes were looking straight ahead, and he kept swallowing his saliva, and he couldn't be greedy.
Everyone knows that the old man of the Cha family is addicted to alcohol, when to see him, his nose is always red, twenty-four hours a day, he either drinks or sleeps drunk. Just these two things.
That jar of wine is ten catties.
It's already gone down most of the time, and both of them have almost drunk it.
The old man shook the bowl and begged, "One bite! Give me one more bite! If you say anything, I will definitely show you the "Secret Book of Zhuxian". ”
The boy opened his tongue widely: "No...... No way! First...... Show me ...... first."
Old man: "Drink first." ”
Boy: "First ...... Look first. ”
Old man: "Take another sip, I'll go and get it for you at once, words don't count, I'm your grandson." ”
In the east wing, a middle-aged couple looked out through the window. The middle-aged man put his hands behind his back, snorted coldly, and was not angry: "Nonsense! If you don't cultivate the right path, you have to read the secret book of Zhuxian. This Cha Hao, you have to discipline and discipline well. ”
The woman folded her clothes and said nonchalantly, "What's there to care about?" Zha Hao has been deceiving the Immortal Slaughter Secret Book from his grandfather since he was twelve years old, is it tricked? ”
The man thought for a moment and nodded, "That's right." The old man is not drunk, but he is still measured. ”
Woman: "Hehe, are people drunk? Measured? Will you climb the wall of Mrs. Xia's house in the middle of the night? Was driven out with a shovel by someone's son? You really look down on the old man. ”
The man was full of black lines, he didn't dare to turn around, and forced himself to hold the shelf: "What are you doing with the past?" ”
The woman muttered: "What is the secret book of the immortals, I see, the old man is a liar from beginning to end." ”
Man: "The old man has been honest all his life, how can he deceive people?" ”
Woman: "Huh! Okay, good, don't lie, the old man not only has the secret book of Zhu Xian, but also the secret book of Zhu Immortal, and the secret book of Zhu Demon, and the invincible magic power inherited from the sky are all in your house. The old man's magic is boundless and invincible in the world. That's it. Have you ever seen the Secret Book of Immortals? ”
The man was full of black lines, embarrassed.
He really hadn't seen any of the Immortal Secret Books.
But you can't take back the big words you said.
In order to hold the beauty, she made an excuse to show her a supreme secret book handed down by the demon god, and made an appointment to go to the sugarcane field late at night.
When it comes to this secret book of immortals, the daughter-in-law is very angry.
In the courtyard, the old and the young are still in a stalemate.
Boy: "Let's look at ...... first"
Old man: "One bite...... Give me another sip......"
The young man sneered: "Old man, you have to think clearly." I bought this wine from Zhao Cripple for 10,000 yuan. Cellar thirty-six years of daughter Red. Zhao Cripple originally planned to dig it out and drink it when their girl got married, but her girl was stunned that she was thirty-six years old and had not yet married. There is no second altar in the world. If you fight for me again, believe it or not, I'll fall. ”
The old man yelled with red eyes: "Little rabbit, you dare! ”
The young man got up and held up the wine jar: "Do you give it or not!" ”
The old man suddenly coaxed: "Brother...... Don't, don't, there's something to discuss...... You put down the wine first, and when I drink this jar of wine, I will immediately bring you the secret book of Zhuxian. ”
The young man was angry: "Old thing, the white blind old man respects you for most of the wine, and I won't serve you, master." ”
Syllable!
With a crisp sound, Zha Hao directly threw the wine jar to the ground.
The sound shattered, and the wine splashed all over the floor.
The old man had a headache and beat his chest: "Ah, you little brute, you are a violent thing, and you will be struck by lightning." ”
He actually lay on the ground, took his hand and dipped the drink, and put it in his mouth.
The middle-aged man couldn't stand it anymore, so he hurriedly ran out, pulled up the old man, kicked Zha Hao down, and said angrily: "Bastard!" Whose master are you? Dare to call your grandfather a brother. Why don't you go to heaven? ”
The boy rubbed his ass and got up, smiled cheaply and asked, "Up, is it up and down, or is it another verb?" Pretty good for my name, doesn't it? ”
The middle-aged man had a calm face: "Kneel down to the ancestral hall for me, don't sleep at night." Drink a little and it's not you. If the alcohol is not good, don't drink it. How many times have I taught you? If you can learn from me to be a little steady, I won't even have a girlfriend now. ”
The beautiful woman almost laughed out loud: "Wine? Zha Muzhi, are you embarrassed to tell your son about wine? Are there fewer people who call the old man brother when you are drunk? Who pulled the old man and insisted on inviting him to the clubhouse to wash his feet and massage? It's only been half a month since this happened, and we haven't figured it out yet. The old man is very old, and you take him to that kind of place. ”
Cha Muzhi was suddenly full of black lines, embarrassed: "Daughter-in-law...... You have to trust me. That day, it was really just a foot massage and it was a serious shop. ”
Beauty: "Don't give me nonsense, don't think about going to the old lady's bed tonight, kneel on the washboard." ”
Zha Muzhi: "Daughter-in-law, I was wrong...... Am I wrong......"
Just then, there was a knock on the door.
Outside the door, an old man walked in.
Looking at the age, he is even a few years older than the old man of the Cha family.
The old man bowed slightly to Cha Muzhi and said, "It's been found out." ”
Zha Muzhi's face was solemn: "Chen Ping'an has raised an old blind man for ninety years, is he really here?" ”
The old man nodded: "Yes." The old slave also found out that the predicted dragon and phoenix were in Jiangcheng. Feng is Chen Ping'an's daughter Chen Jiao. ”
Zha Muzhi sneered: "No wonder! No wonder the lawless Chen Ping'an, the only daughter didn't practice. It turned out to be looking for a dragon. Who is the dragon? ”
Old man: "The yellow fish who made Bai Fengtian serve as a guest." ”
Cha Muzhi's face changed: "Are you sure? ”
Old man: "Sure! ”
Cha Muzhi: "Hehe, what a white Fengtian." Gave birth to a good daughter. The egret refused the gods in the world, and came back to find the dragon. ”
Zha Hao asked curiously, "What are you looking for dragons for?" ”
The old man bent down deeper, and was even more respectful to Zha Hao than to Zha Muzhi: "Back to the young master, this matter dates back to fifty years ago......
Zha Hao: "Old ghost grandfather, you know my character, let's talk about it simply." ”
The old ghost nodded: "Fifty years ago, there was a prophecy of the true immortals in the sky, fifty years later, there will be a real dragon in the world, the first essence of Yangguan, and the phoenix girl will get it, and she will ascend to the gods in the world." A mortal woman obtained it, transcended the world, turned into a gifted dragon girl, and practiced for a thousand miles. ”
Zha Hao: "Keep it simple. ”
Old ghost: "Which girl gets the virgin body of Huang Xiaoyu, it will be of great benefit." If Chen Jiao gets it, she will be invincible in the world immediately! ”
(End of chapter)