Zha Hao slapped his thigh: "Xiaolou!" What about my sister? Quickly washed it and sent it to Huang Xiaoyu. ”

Cha Mu angrily blew his beard and glared, and roared angrily: "You little brute, I will kill you." ”

Even his wife couldn't stand it: "Zha Hao, don't be kidding." Your sister was recognized by Jiaolong, she is an atmospheric carrier, where do you need Huang Xiaoyu...... Well, in short, it's not uncommon for us to check the house. You don't make such jokes again. ”

Zha Hao: "Hahaha...... Mom, you guys were joking with me first. A hundred years ago, who knows? What heavenly immortal prophecy, who has seen it? I don't know if there are gods in the sky. Who has succeeded in the last 1,000 years? Besides, didn't Huang Xiaoyu have a girlfriend before, what is his name Meng Yao? I've been talking about it for several years, not to mention being a virgin. Ghosts don't believe it. ”

"If you don't enter the Tao, you can't open the sun. Huang Xiaoyu has only recently entered the road. Old ghost: "In addition, young master, thirty years ago, in the Great Wilderness Mountain, someone successfully crossed the catastrophe. ”

Zha Hao: "Okay, that's how you guys are virgins. Have you ever seen the success of the tragedy? ”

The old ghost was silent.

Zha Hao looked disdainful: "It's all about falsehood, and it's just that you deceive yourself." ”

Old Ghost: "But what if it's true?" Chen Ping'an had a holiday with us. Bai Fengtian is ambitious, in case the egret gets the virgin body of Huang Xiaoyu and cultivates for a thousand miles a day, we can't stay in this river city. ”

Zha Hao: "Okay, it's easy. Cheap Huang Xiaoyu, go find a girl, and seduce him, isn't it okay? ”

Old Ghost: "I'm afraid not. ”

Zha Hao: "Why? ”

Old ghost: "There are several girls around Huang Xiaoyu. Chen Ping'an's daughter, the country is beautiful and fragrant. An An, pure and lovely. Situ You, a stunner in the city. The egret is charming and enchanting. These girls are still virgins. Huang Xiaoyu has never touched any of them. ”

Zha Hao: "It's also simple, Mom, don't you hide a picture of a witch?" Everyone says, devil figure, devil body. As soon as your witch picture unfolded, there were many illusions, and in the fantasy world, there were beauties in the demon world who were extremely charming and teasing, and they were afraid that Huang Xiaoyu would not be hit? The one in the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea back then seemed to be a big ugly. ”

Su Ru groaned for a while and said, "Okay, I'll go for a walk." ”

……

After Huang Xiaoyu came out of the cave, he did not return to Taoyuan.

Chen Song has the intention of killing people and can't stay.

He followed the breath all the way and went deep into the mountains.

He stood in the middle of a dense forest, his brows furrowed: "The breath is broken!" Obviously fleeing in this direction, what about people? ”

At this moment, a woman came out, her actual age was in her forties, but depending on her age, she was in her thirties at most. Dressed ordinarily, but with an extraordinary bearing.

"You're Huang Xiaoyu?"

Huang Xiaoyu frowned slightly: "Who are you?" ”

"Su Ru, the Cha family is just a village woman."

Huang Xiaoyu was shocked, Su Ru of the Cha family? Looking at the age, nine times out of ten, I'm afraid it's Cha Xiaolou's mother.

As soon as I got up from someone's daughter, the old lady came to me, so fast?

Su Ru smiled: "I have no ill intentions, I heard that you are a top student of the Department of Archaeology of Jiangcheng University." I think I should know more about antiques, I have a painting here, can you help me take a look? ”

In the palm of her hand, an extra scroll suddenly appeared.

The scroll opened, and the entire forest was filled with a vast white mist in an instant.

Flowers in the mirror, moon in the water.

In the white mist, a woman loomed. Dressed in a light veil, he was swimming in the stream, like a mermaid.

The woman swam to Huang Xiaoyu's side, smiled shyly, and slowly stood up from the water.

She moved lightly, slowly came to Huang Xiaoyu's side, stretched out her jade hand, put it on Huang Xiaoyu's shoulder, her red lips came to her ear, her mouth opened lightly, and she blew softly......

The body is perfect!

The face is stunning, and it is even more indescribable.

This woman who came out of the water deserves the word perfect.

The witch picture has an extraordinary origin.

It is rumored that Su Ru's ancestor saved a master by accident back then. The master gave him a picture of a witch, saying that this picture was painted by the ancient power who entered the Nine Demon Realm and personally painted it for the holy woman of the demon world.

The witch picture unfolds, the illusion is pervasive, and the mortal monks cannot resist it.

The owner of the palace hidden under the East China Sea and monopolized the aura of the ocean suffered a big loss under the witch picture back then.

What kind of cultivation is the old dragon king?

What kind of cultivation is this young man in front of him?

Just practicing qi, compared with the old dragon king, it is really an ant against the dragon.

Therefore, in Su Ru's heart, Huang Xiaoyu definitely didn't have the concentration to fight against the witch figure. In this world, no one can fight against the witch figure.

But she never dreamed that this trick would be useless to Huang Xiaoyu at all.

Demon Saintess?

Hehe......

In the world, on the top of Mount Meru, the empress Xuanxian stripped naked and he couldn't even look at it.

That's right, his current strength is indeed very weak.

But knowledge, vision, and experience are not what Su Ru can imagine at all.

Huang Xiaoyu's concentration is unmatched in this world.

……

Half an hour later, Su Ru returned to the Chajia courtyard.

Zha Hao was stunned for a moment, and laughed: "What the hell? So fast? Half an hour in total, plus the time on the way back? ”

Su Ru looked strange.

Zha Muzhi asked, "Daughter-in-law, have you become a daughter-in-law?" ”

Su Ru shook her head.

Cha Muzhi: "What's the matter?" Could it be that he is far behind? ”

Su Ru: "No, the illusion trapped him, it's easy. The Holy Maiden of the Demon Realm swam in the stream at night, and after coming out of the water, she danced a charm dance in front of him......"

Cha Muzhi: "And then? ”

Su Ru: "Unmoved. ”

Cha Muzhi: "And then? ”

Su Ru: "The Holy Maiden of the Demon Realm, kneel at his feet, open her mouth lightly, and the jade girl blows the flute...... He closed his eyes. ”

Zha Muzhi: "Hehe, I will really enjoy it." ”

Su Ru: "Soft! Huang Xiaoyu closed his eyes and looked calm, like an old monk in a fixed place. ”

Cha Muzhi: "And then? Fantasy triple, Zhuang Zhou dreams of butterflies, the truth and the fake can't be distinguished, the witch overlord is the bow? ”

Su Ru smiled bitterly: "Soft!" Soft! Soft you don't understand? ”

Cha Muzhi: "Could it be that kid who can resist the witch picture?" ”

The old ghost shook his head: "Impossible! The witch picture, no one can stop it. Although it doesn't have any attack power, it's a demon saint drawn inside. The power of charm, even if it is really encountered by the gods in the world, it is impossible not to be moved and settle the old monk. ”

Su Ru: "That's right. There's no way he'll be able to resist it. ”

Zha Muzhi: "Then what's the situation?" Could it be that he is a woman disguised as a man, his real identity, a woman? The witch figure is only interested in women. ”

Zha Hao: "Maybe he's scrapped." Wasn't he a madman in the first place? Qin Feng, Qin Wei, and there are more than twenty people in that club...... Could it be that Huang Xiaoyu was given to the eunuch by Qin Feng before he entered the Dao, so he retaliated like this. ”

Zha Muzhi and the old ghost glanced at each other, nodded sincerely, and said, "It's really possible." ”

Su Ru looked strange: "There is still a possibility......"

Cha Muzhi: "What is possible?" ”

Su Ru: "At the foot of the Brokeback Mountain, chrysanthemums are in full bloom. He's probably a crooked ......."

Everyone looked at each other, and Zha Hao laughed.

The old ghosts who hadn't laughed for decades couldn't help but laugh with their mouths grinning.

Zha Muzhi and Su Ru also laughed.

Everyone laughed, laughed at Bai Fengtian's conspiracy and calculation, laughed at Chen Ping'an's layout for a hundred years, and in the end, the real dragon turned out to be a no-......

Hahaha......

It's funny!

(End of chapter)