Chapter 172: Alternative Chicken Feather Letter
I'm just a thief, not a Taoist priest who can pinch and calculate, but since Uncle Lao can afford it, I have to slap my swollen face and pretend to be fat.
Although there were people who interfered with the hexagram, he always begged for a hexagram, and I looked at him and asked, "Uncle, you have to tell me what you want to ask!" ”
"Hehe, I'm this age, I can still be a village chief until I die, just see how long I can work!"
The hexagram is generally a bad hexagram, and the person who leaves has the meaning of leaving, I don't like to hit people, especially the elderly, so I told him carefully.
"Uncle, this hexagram is average, neither good nor bad, in short, you have to be more active in doing things, strive for more, maybe you can do it for three or five years!"
"Oh, that's it, okay, good, there are you in the village, who has any difficult things to solve in the future, I hope you will help me more, you take the money!"
The old man looked very happy, his wrinkled face was full of joy, and he took out a five-cent note and stuffed it into me, thinking that if I didn't accept it, it would make people suspicious, so I took his five cents.
Thinking of the weirdness of the back mountain, I was worried that I wouldn't be able to cope with it, and Yuan Xing and the mother-in-law of Zhou Leader would fall into a coma when they left the Taoist temple, and I couldn't leave to move the rescuers.
"Uncle, I see that your township chief is not good-looking, and he may encounter unclean things, so you go back and find a hen, smoke three feathers and give them to him, and five cents will be your hard work!"
The old man looked at the few scoundrels in front of him, his orange-peeled face showed deep doubts, he took out a dry tobacco stick and poked his temples, and asked me when he looked at me.
"What's the matter, hen feathers, this thing can also cure evil, old man, I've heard of it for the first time in so long life, let's do it, dogskin, this is left to you, well done, I'll invite you to drink when I come back!"
Uncle Lao turned his head to look at the scoundrel who was punched by me, it seemed that he wanted him to go, I touched my chin and thought about it, and added with a dry cough.
"Remember, when you hand it over to the township chief, you have to make it clear that it is the three hen feathers sent by the Taoist chief of the bald donkey of the village of Jiaojiao, and there must be no less than one word, and not one more word!"
I said very mysteriously, how did they know that this hen feather had a story, and they all stared at each other with wide eyes.
When I was in elementary school, I learned a text called "Chicken Feather Letter", a story about children sending information during the Anti-Japanese War.
Because of this text, I made a bet with the big head and the short man that the word chicken has an extended meaning, and compared Zhang Fang with Chen Hui, and finally I came forward to steal their underwear and found two gray hairs and put them in the short man's meal.
Of course, it is very difficult to find hair on the washed underwear, and Zhang Fang and Chen Hui were all hanging snot at that time, and it was still a question of whether there was hair or not, so there were dozens of crimes before and after there was an unsatisfactory result.
The matter of stealing underwear was finally discovered by Chen Hui, a member of the study committee, and as a punishment, the brothers all sang "Red Lantern" under the national flag, and also recited their own review called "I Am Not a Hooligan" in front of the class.
Although many years have passed, I always think about it with a different taste, and I think that my bad things are innate, except for innocence.
As long as the big head sees the three hen feathers, I think he will definitely think of the text and Chen Hui over there, and then he will understand that this is a rescue letter of 100,000 urgent, and he has to ask Chen Hui for help.
"Hehe, it's been a fucking long time, the hen's feathers still have this effect, I'll ask the whole village to put a few sticks on their hats another day, oh, by the way, do you want the chicken butt or the chicken wings!"
The old man asked me very seriously, I saw that the matter had come to this, although the hair on the chicken buttocks stinked, but it was long and bright, and that thing was inserted in the hat, and the mother-in-law who was a little angry would be seductive, so he said to him.
"Uncle, why are you still asking me, what is the use of the chicken wings, of course they have to be on the buttocks of the chicken, and they have to be the longest three, I can tell you, this hen and the ancient phoenix are the same ancestor, but the phoenix is a descendant, and the hen is just an illegitimate child!"
"Boss, fortunately we didn't do it, this is a monk or a Taoist priest, it looks very capable, let's go, let's go find the hen to pluck the feathers and send it to the township chief!"
I glanced at it, and a few scoundrels walked away with guilt on their faces, but the old man took my hand vigorously, and I had to tell me how the phoenix and the hen came out, who each other's mother was, beautiful no, enchanting no.
As long as he is willing to listen, I can blow the sky out of a hole, and after talking nonsense, he gave a thumbs up and praised me for knowing astronomy and geography.
Considering the weirdness of the back mountain, I got up and closed the door, and then asked him in a low voice: "Uncle, I went to the back mountain last night, good guy, there are really spirits, that thing doesn't come out on weekdays to abuse people!" ”
Uncle Yu was taken aback, took my hand, patted the back of my hand, and said earnestly.
"Why don't you obey you, if this is eaten by a spirit, how can I explain to the township chief, just come back, don't go again next time, the danger of the back mountain is not something that can be seen with your eyes!"
I originally wanted to say something, but I didn't expect him to answer me directly, his words were extremely flickering, and the more he did this, the more suspicious I felt in the back mountains.
"Uncle, this village is your family's surname, last night I found a new tombstone in the depths of the back mountain, engraved but Gong Gong first exam, do you know what's going on?"
"Hey, I was kicked out of the mountains by my family because I was too honest, and only ten of our families were left to guard the tomb in each generation......"
Speaking of this, the old man suddenly stopped, glanced at me, waved his hand and muttered: "Old things, don't talk about it, it's just that, hey......"
He was a little sad, turned his head, took out a dry tobacco stick and stuffed it into his mouth, and walked out with his waist bent, and sweat oozed from my head when I thought about his words.
According to his meaning, the treasures of Zhongshan have been guarded by the family surnamed Yu since ancient times, and Yu Fang's corpse may have been hung as a tomb robber to warn the world, and the so-called spirits may also be ancient species raised by them.
In this way, it is only impossible to get the treasure without blood, and the gun ban will be issued immediately, and it must be extremely dangerous to fight with a wood knife and axe.
After Uncle Fang left, I carefully analyzed the current situation, and there was a sudden commotion under the desk, and the mother-in-law of Leader Zhou and Yuan Xing crawled out with a gray face, they seemed to be frightened by something, and their faces were extremely bad.
"Brother, let's go back, it's scary down here, it's all coffins......"
(End of chapter)