Helping Zhou's mother-in-law to the side room, Yuan Xing didn't know where to find a wooden bucket, and got a bucket full of water, seeing that I was so close to Zhou's mother-in-law, her face was a little unhappy, her face was calm, and she threw the gourd scoop in her hand in the bucket, turned around and prepared to go out.

"Why are you going, come and help me rub my back!"

I didn't take off my clothes, I stepped into the bucket and squatted down, and after a loud splash, the soft water suddenly soaked my neck, and I felt a lot more relaxed all over me.

Yuan Xing was angry, but he still walked behind him very obediently, pulled down the robe that was glued to my back, rolled up his sleeves, and stretched out two small hands to rub them on my back.

Leader Zhou's mother-in-law stood opposite me with a very pale face, and I was worried that she would not experience the comfort that Yuanxing brought me, so I looked at her and said.

"Sister-in-law, you don't have to worry, no matter how glamorous a person is, there is unspeakable filth behind him, as long as we live, living means that there is still hope. Go see if there's anything to eat, I'm starving! ”

Leader Zhou's mother-in-law was stunned for a few seconds, suddenly took two steps forward, reached out and grabbed my chin and lifted it up, raised a trace of evil smile, and then took a bite to her mouth, I was so frightened that I forgot to resist, but she snapped her fingers and said.

"You're right, wait, I'll get you something to eat!" After speaking, she turned around and walked out of a nosebleed-making posture, her soft waist swayed from side to side, I couldn't help but stare wide-eyed, but Yuan Xing suddenly stretched out his hand to block my eyes.

"Vixen, don't look at it, brother, do you want to be angry with me to be willing!"

Maybe it's because he's too young, Yuan Xing always speaks with a hint of childishness, and I can't help but laugh when I hear it, thinking that it's a natural thing for you to look at the girls, you have the ability to walk like this, let me take a look.

After taking a few breaths, I felt a little tired, closed my eyes and leaned my head back, and after a while, my mouth suddenly became a little moist, and then I heard Yuan Xing say: "It tastes good, no wonder you all love to eat it, hehe......hee"

I smiled disapprovingly, I didn't open my eyes from beginning to end, I stretched, sat in the barrel and fell asleep, and at three taels in the afternoon, there was a sudden noise outside Sanqingguan, and I sat up from the bed in shock.

I looked around the bed in a daze, and I was surprised how I had managed to get to the bed, but the noise outside didn't give me time to think, so I grabbed my clothes and shouted as I put them on.

"Who disturbs your grandfather's rest and makes a noise!"

Yuan Xing and Zhou Leader's mother-in-law didn't know where they went, I shook my head, got dressed and ran out, only to open the door, my face was punched, and my eyes were so painful that I didn't want to think about it, and my backhand was a punch.

"Bang ......"

I only heard a muffled snort, and the person in front of me probably didn't expect me to fight back, and the bridge of my nose was punched, and bright red blood flowed down my nostrils.

"His grandmother's, where did the little bald donkey come from, brothers, break his bones for me!"

It was none other than a few village tyrants raised by the village chief Kang, who were arrogant and shouted with their hands on their hips, but the person who was beaten by me and had bleeding from his nostrils squatted on the ground and wailed, pointing at me and scolding.

"Boss, this is a Taoist temple, why is there a monk, grandma's, why do you still look a little familiar!"

"Familiar with your third master, didn't you listen to me say that he broke his bones, you puppies still don't do it!"

The man squatting on the ground was very angry, as if he wanted to skin me and drink my blood, I took a few steps back, pushed the two doors open, and pointed to the statue of Sanqing and said.

"When you come to the Taoist Temple to make trouble, aren't you afraid that Master Sanqing will blame you?"

"Haha...... You count on that lump of mud, save you! ”

One of them rolled up his sleeves, shook his fist and said a word, and ran over, there were many of them, and the heroes did not suffer the loss in front of them, so I quickly retreated until I was leaning against the desk in front of the statue, and then I glanced at them fiercely, but this stimulated one of the fools, and he actually felt out the contempt knife (1).

"You try it again, I can tell you, if you want to stay here, you have to give us money every month, not much, just ten yuan a month!"

I'm just a thief, and these people are scoundrels, ten yuan is really not much for me, but scoundrels are insatiable, I don't plan to give money to settle things, stand on his chest with one palm, pretend to be a Taoist priest and mutter.

"Amitayus Buddha, several Yintang are black, there must be a bloody disaster in the near future, if you are willing to retreat, the little old man can still save you for you!"

I shaved my head and put on a Taoist robe in the Taoist temple, no matter how I looked at it, it was nondescript, but these village tyrants in front of me immediately became empty when they heard what I said, and I didn't think that superstition could be used to save lives at a critical moment.

Thinking of the matter of the village chief Kang, I continued to pretend to say: "Has the village chief of your village changed, is the old village chief surnamed Kang, and he saw blood before he fell off the horse?" ”

"Babble, I'll rub it, the little bald donkey is really fucking evil, you can know about this, then you calculate, when will my brother be able to take a mother-in-law home to sleep!"

The man with bleeding nostrils forgot to glance at the Sanqing Statue, probably because he was afraid of Shenwei and was afraid, and after spitting a few dirty words, he changed his face.

Since they are so ignorant, I don't care about pretending, showing a tense face, pinching my fingers and calculating, and babbling nonsense about what is ugly, chickens and dogs jumping.

"As long as you change your evil ways and do more good deeds, you will have peach blossom luck within two months, otherwise you won't know what the structure of your mother-in-law is until you die!"

As soon as I finished speaking, the old man's shout suddenly came from outside the door: "You idiots, there are gods in the temple, don't eat all day long and have nothing to do, pick up manure and fertilize me, grandma's little deflated three!" ”

The old man was very angry, and ran in with a dry tobacco stick, and knocked on the skulls of several scoundrels in turn, and when I heard the crisp sound, I felt that my skulls hurt.

"Xiaodao Chief, come on, come on, I'll ask for a hexagram, you explain it to me!"

The old man put the dry tobacco stick in his waist, picked up the obituary, knelt down and began to chant the nonsense of "the spirit of the sky, the spirit of the earth, and the spirit of the old king".

A few scoundrels behind me didn't dare to hook their heads, and after I glanced at them, I heard the sound of the obituary falling to the ground, and the strange thing is that two snow-white hands suddenly stretched out under the desk, suddenly changing the yin hexagram to the yang hexagram, and then quickly retracted it.

There was a red rope tied to his hands, the same as Yuan Xing's hand, I thought to myself, why is this girl so naughty, what is she doing under the table?

"Xiaodao Chief, what do you mean by looking at this hexagram?"

(End of chapter)