Saying goodbye to the big head, I thought that I hadn't been back for a few months, so I bought some gadgets such as headgear hairpins at the street stall, and then rode the red motorcycle sent by the big head, whistling to the village.

I don't know if I'm too handsome, or if this motorcycle is too angry, some of the little girls on the road don't listen to me beckoning, and some are squeezing their eyebrows, if I wasn't in a hurry to go back, I would definitely stop and chat with them for a while.

When I returned to the village, it was already dark, I couldn't see my fingers, and the boats and motorized fishing boats were not near the reservoir, so I had to dive back.

He Xin saw me for the first time, thought it was a ghost, scared to sit on the ground, and after I opened her mouth to call her, she cried and threw herself into my arms, I took out the headdress and hairpin I had just bought, and coaxed her for a long time before she broke into laughter, and then it was the ear and temples between the husband and wife, which is impossible to say, it is nothing more than changing postures several times, trying different positions and angles.

When I woke up the next day, I said to He Xin: "Come with me to the county today, wear your best clothes, and dress up like a fairy, today is a 100-day banquet for Fangzi's children!" ”

"Really, I haven't been to the county in a long time, and I'm going to wear that blue dress!" I didn't die, He Xin was very happy, she got out of bed like a little finch, she was so jubilant that she didn't look like a bird, she either rummaged through the box or smashed the cabinet, and it took a long time to get dressed.

I grabbed her hand and said with some sadness: "Staying in this broken house, I have wronged you, but this is also the best protection for you!" ”

"What are you talking about, what are you wronged or not, our old husband and wife, and we are not a new daughter-in-law, let's go!" She playfully took my arm, her face was full of happy smiles, I rowed her to the other side, and then stopped at the shop for a while, and waited for the butcher to come to the toilet, I called out to uncle, and then set off with her.

"Why are you waiting to kill the pig, you have to shout!" He Xin sat in the back of the car and asked me.

"I'm telling the people in the village, Lao Tzu is alive, don't worry about you!"

In reply, I slammed the accelerator, and the angry motorcycle turned into a red shadow whizzing by......

To be honest, Zhang Fang's child is also my child, I am very happy in my heart, after handing over He Xin to Chen Hui, I ran upstairs to change into a set of clothes that I thought were very decent.

There is no business today, but there are a lot of people who come, leading cadres, hooligans and ruffians, and even women from Fireworks Willow Lane, who are very lively.

Of course, if it's just drinking wine and eating meat, then don't mention it, just when I replaced the dwarf and sat at the door setting off firecrackers to welcome the guests.

I don't know where it came from, a few little rabbit cubs, dyed yellow hair, and dressed in nondescript clothes, I saw that the visitor was a guest, and lit a string of cannonballs and threw them over, but who knew that the cannonballs were disobedient, and they bounced to a few of their legs with a crackle.

"I'm blind, you're blind, the shoes that Lao Tzu just bought, more than 50 yuan of back force, looking for death, right?"

"Grandma's, where to throw it, my legs are numb!"

……

They said a word, I said a word, and at the end they actually pulled out a knife, I was in the spirit of a happy day, there is no need to cause trouble, and I hugged my fists and said with a smiling face.

"Ladies and gentlemen, are you here to give gifts and drink or make trouble, we are not cowardly if you want to make trouble, and don't fucking show your knife in front of Lao Tzu, when Lao Tzu is playing with knives, you are still playing with urine and mud!"

"I'm dazed, this uncle is very dragged, Lao Tzu is here to give gifts, see no, ten yuan!" One of them was very arrogant, took out ten dollars and threw it in my face, I subconsciously hid back, but I didn't want him to spit on me.

"Ahh......h Shout dare to hide, are you a zero-hour worker invited by Brother Shorty, coax one, go, let's call Brother Short to kick him later! ”

I smiled bitterly and scolded secretly: "Okay, you dwarf, you can't do good things, turn to this rotten ass thing, who the fuck are you!" ”

"Why did you little bastards come, come over and help, there are too many people!" The dwarf looked at them and greeted.

I didn't want them to be disobedient, but pointed at me, especially the one who spat on me just now, and actually reached over and grabbed my collar and spewed feces in his mouth.

"Brother Shorty, why did you find such an idiot, look at it, I just bought the pull-back shoes!"

I didn't resist, but smiled, looked at the bold man in front of me and said, "Young man, I advise you not to be too dry, go and call your dwarf brother over, damn it, it's the other way around!" ”

The dwarf probably heard me and turned around and was about to leave, but the young man who grabbed me by the collar lost his temper and raised his hand to hit me.

"Stop, stop, are you a few full, tired and crooked, Lao Tzu has to call him a fucking brother, every day, make trouble for Lao Tzu!"

The dwarf walked over quickly, kicked the man, and then straightened the collar for me and said, "Brother Shan, are you okay, you are not sensible in the next life, don't be angry!" ”

To tell the truth, I was quite angry, raised my hand, and slapped the short man's head, glared at him, and said with a gloomy face.

"They are not sensible, are you not sensible, how many words have I said to you, low-key and low-key, you are fucking good, and you still accept the little brother everywhere, and you actually bullied me with your mother!"

I was beaten, the short man was not angry, cheekily took out a cigarette to give it to me, I didn't plan to take it, at this time, Mazi came over in bright clothes, looked at me and shouted: "Brother Shan, why are you so energetic today!" ”

A few little hooligans seemed to know Mazi, showing a surprised look, but the most arrogant person lowered his head and didn't dare to look at me, and the people around him said: "This is Brother Mazi, who kills people without seeing blood, why is he ......?"

He probably thought that Mazi was calling me brother, I was too lazy to bird him, waved his hand and said: "Go and go, play while playing, look at the face of the dwarf, forget it today!" ”

"Oh, little brother, you can be regarded as back, how about it, do you miss me!"

I turned my head to look, but it was Leader Zhou who came with a few cadres, grabbed the cannonball, and threw it out, and after the crackling, the two of us shook hands impatiently.

"The leader has worked hard, the leader has worked hard, why are you still here for this little thing!"

"What are you talking about, you can't do it now, it's so grand to hold a banquet, why did you invite actors to perform!"

Actors performing?

I thought about it, maybe it was arranged by the short man and the big head, and after seeing Leader Zhou enter, the little hooligans looked at me even more strangely.

"We're really making trouble, that old Zhou often goes on TV, they call each other brothers, how will we live in the future!"

"You ......" I originally wanted to tell them not to worry, but unexpectedly, a few clicks in my ears made me have goosebumps all over my body, and when I turned my head, I saw more than a dozen vicious men, dragging machetes more than one meter long......

(End of chapter)