"Who's the dwarf, call him out, we're here to give a gift!"

The leader roared angrily, and the big man with a knife in front of him parted a way, and four people came behind him, and they actually carried a coffin, and on that coffin there was also a papier-mâché spirit house.

My face suddenly turned black, this is to give gifts, it is clearly to make trouble.

"What road, the dwarf is not here, if there is something to tell me, if you want to find something, then let the horse come!"

"Ahh......h Where did this kid come from, how is he more rushed than 'Wu Dalang', let me see if you have two heads! ”

The person in the lead raised his hand, and the person carrying the coffin stopped, and then he raised his knife and slashed, cut the rope that helped the spirit house, and carried the spirit house to me and said.

"Grandma's, it was originally for the dwarf, so let's give it to you first!"

How unlucky it is to have a coffin and a spiritual house at the 100-day banquet, that child is my species, in broad daylight, they are too arrogant, the man walked up to me, took out a match and lit the spiritual house, and muttered in his mouth.

"Shorty, you fucking robbed us of our business, not kind, Lao Tzu cursed your family for not living for a hundred days, this house should be enough for your family of three to live!"

Looking at the burning spirit house, I caught fire, jumped up, kicked the spirit house out with one kick, and looked at the few little hooligans just now and shouted: "Still fucking stunned, call someone for Lao Tzu!" ”

"Yo he, I've learned to call people, you fucking scream, Lao Tzu is waiting here, see how many people you can call, if you can't call Lao Tzu to ask you to eat shit!"

With a click, they put the coffin on the ground, drew their knives one after another, and pressed over step by step, I glanced at the sun in the sky, and said with a cold snort.

"The momentum is quite bluffing!" Speaking of this, I stretched my neck out, raised my hand and pulled down the collar, looked at him and said: "Scare Lao Tzu, come and come, cut here, don't hack Lao Tzu today, you are my grandson, in broad daylight, kill people with knives, come on!" ”

I expected that this group of hooligans was just a showman, and if they dared to kill people in broad daylight, why should they get any coffins, just pick up a knife and chop it.

In the corner of his eye, I saw that Leader Zhou was shaking his head, I couldn't understand what it meant, but the short man was holding a clay gun and rushed out directly, shouting in his mouth.

"Looking for death, all disperse, the gun doesn't have long eyes!"

The ban on guns had been issued, and the dwarf was almost dead in doing so, and despite my several glances, he still did not understand what he had heard, and held his gun in front of me, with the long barrel of the gun directly against the man's head.

"Believe it or not, Lao Tzu jumped on you with a shot, grandpa is in a good mood today, and if you know each other, you will get out of Lao Tzu!"

"Cut, scare Lao Tzu, there is a kind of you shooting, anyway, my eldest brother will avenge me!" The man was not afraid at all, and the knife in his hand was sharpened on the barrel of the dwarf's spear.

I know very well what the dwarf is, he can't be stimulated, his eyebrows are raised, murderous anger, and he said in a muffled voice: "Brother Shan, take care of the family, Lao Tzu fought with him!" ”

I hurriedly pulled the dwarf back, glared at him, and stood between him and the man and said: "What kind of fight, now is the legal society, what day is today, make blood stabs, auspicious?" ”

"Get out of the way, no brakes!" Suddenly the voice of the big head sounded behind those people, and the crowd suddenly divided into a small path, he may have had a convulsion, and actually brought my sister over.

The big head was very burly, and when he arrived, he attracted everyone's attention, and after locking the car, he pointed to the back room and called my sister in, and then came over to ask me.

"Shanzi, what's going on with this sabre-rattling?"

"Looking for trouble, what else can I do!" I answered.

Unexpectedly, the big head smiled, raised his hand, and clenched his fist to a clatter: "This thing is easy to do, dwarf, bring the guests in, I'll come, I haven't been active for some days!" ”

There was no doubt about the big head's skill, I was not worried, and looked at him and nodded.

He twisted his neck a few times, and after a grunt, he suddenly stretched out his five fingers, put them on the back of the man's knife with a click, and said with a mouthful of phlegm in his face.

"Little cub, come on, come on, practice with grandpa!"

Spitting in the face, this is a great insult, it is difficult for the man not to be mad, the bruises on his face are exposed, and his wrist shakes and wants to pull the knife back.

It's a pity that his strength is not as good as the big head, and the knife is grasped by the big head as firmly as Mount Tai.

"Look, you're going to lie in the hospital for three months with this punch!" The big head said lightly, and his right hand slammed into the man's chest, and his left hand suddenly let go.

I only understood the sound of a bang, and the man flew upside down like a kite with a broken string, and before he could land, his head tilted and he fainted.

"I'm Nima, this person is too crazy, everyone goes up together, the knife is chopped, and the police are also fighting in groups, not a few years!"

"Up!"

"Chop him!"

……

The behavior of the big head has completely angered the opponent, those people are like crazy, swinging the knife and rushing forward, I secretly screamed badly, turned around and ran, at this time, suddenly a thunderbolt on a sunny day, "bang" a gunshot, those people were all frightened.

"Get out of my way, get out of my way!"

Sun Ningning's voice suddenly sounded, I was overjoyed, hurriedly jumped up, waved to her and shouted: "Officer Sun, help, they are going to kill me!" ”

Dressed in a spirited police uniform and armed with a black pistol, she walked towards me with a staggering step and a cold face.

I don't know what she means, she walked up to me and didn't speak, she looked at me and took out the handcuffs, and the troublemakers suddenly burst into laughter.

"Haha...... This is powerful, good, caught him! ”

"Yes, yes, yes, arrest him and go to jail, it's best to shoot him!"

"It's too cheap to shoot, you have to gouge out your eyes and pick your heart, peel your skin and cramp!"

Sun Ningning shook off the handcuffs and glanced back at the twittering bad guys, from my point of view, her eyebrows were upside down, and her face was full of anger.

"Shut up, whoever speaks again will be arrested and taken back!" The bad elements were suddenly silent, she turned around again, shook her head, looked at me and said: "Li Shan, stretch out your hand, if you don't look for me for three months, I will punish you for staying with me for three days!" ”

As soon as I heard this, my heart was also put down, looking at her excited face, I obediently stretched out my hand, but I didn't expect her to put away the handcuffs and throw herself into my arms, while hammering my chest, crying.

The bad guys were all dumbfounded, and many of them shouted.

"What is your number, I will sue you!"

"It turns out that the old friend came to help, you wait, we will kill you sooner or later!"

I smiled, and sighed at Sun Ningning in my arms in public, then glanced at everyone and said: "Lao Tzu corrects a little, she is not my old friend, she is my wife, if you want to kill me, welcome at any time!" ”

(End of chapter)