Driven by the morality of helpfulness, and under the coercion of the dwarf, I successfully overthrew the Taiwanese mother-in-law, and really experienced the taste of the sea, which made me have endless memories for the rest of my life.

Although I was the first to get there, the dwarf probably found a widow who was angry last night, humming and chirping until dawn.

This kind of thing happens all the time, there is nothing strange about it, I leaned against the wall, walked down the stairs with difficulty, opened the door, hurriedly washed it and got on the short man's motorcycle.

The car that Chen Hui gave me has been parked at the entrance of the village department, and it is full of bird droppings, and I have forgotten where I lost the key, and the dwarf glanced at it and sighed.

"Hey, we can't open this thing, a bunch of scrap iron, it's better to sell it!"

"Don't be verbose, isn't there something wrong, let's go!" After finishing speaking, I was stunned for a moment, remembering that Sun Ningning was looking for me, so I patted the dwarf on the shoulder and said, "Let's eat some porridge and steamed buns in the township, pull me to the police station, and Xiao Pepper will look for me!" ”

The dwarf was very good at riding a motorcycle, and when he arrived in the village, the sun was revealed.

The place where the breakfast was sold was smoky and full of people, so I squeezed in, got a dozen large meat buns, and threw them to the dwarf with a smile.

"Come and eat, let's make up for it, we were so fucking tired last night!"

The dwarf had only one hand, and he didn't feel too hot, so he took it and put it in his mouth, twisted his face, and chewed it and said to me.

"It's done, it's you who are tired, I don't think it's boring, that mother-in-law is very sullen and not happy!"

"Li Shan, you two are early in the morning, what are you going to do?"

Someone called me behind me, and when I turned my head, it was Sun Ningning wearing a majestic police uniform, shaking her hand at me with soy milk.

I don't know if she saw the dwarf or recognized my back, but this shout, I listened to it very warmly, scratched my head, and said half-jokingly.

"What else can you do, aren't you looking for me to you?"

"Poof", she laughed, and the soy milk in her hand spilled, splashing on her clothes, and her face was spotted white everywhere.

Soy milk is nothing, but if it is splashed on the mother-in-law's face and clothes, it will give people infinite reverie, I don't know if it is elegant or not, anyway, that's the thing.

I walked over to her, raised my hand to wipe the soy milk off her face, and asked her with a smile: "What's the matter with me, we're very busy, but we don't have time to play with you!" ”

with calves is a special code word, of course, we have done this before, after many years, when I mention it again, she still hears the flowers and branches trembling.

"Don't interrupt, I'm back now, let me check the missing person, your village is the most, you are my man, but you have to support my work, and you have time to accompany me to the grassroots level!"

The economy is opening up, and even the security has begun to improve, listening to her tone, I guessed that it was to investigate the old things, I glanced back at the short man, and said with a wink.

"Short, don't you have something, if you have something, go get busy first, I have to accompany my wife!"

On the word "accompany", I accentuated my tone, coupled with my eyes, the short man could hear it even if he was stupid, he was a little unwilling, swallowed a mouthful of buns, and went on the motorcycle on his crotch.

"This dwarf, it's really powerful, his hands are gone, and the motorcycle is still riding very smoothly, it's modified!"

What was obvious, Sun Ningning also asked, and I scolded her angrily: "Don't look for death, do you come back to compensate me or stare at me?" ”

"Absolutely, compensate!" She pursed her lips and smiled, took my arm, and dragged me to my hand amid the strange eyes of many people.

"Shanzi, where did the Taiwanese mother-in-law next to you come from, what's going on with the hair salon in the county, I can tell you, don't learn from that big head Liu, if you go in, your ass will not be clean!"

When she said this, the smile on her face was very weird, and I was a little creepy to hear it, but after thinking about it, the old men in it have been suppressed for a long time, and if they really go in, their butts will definitely be difficult to clean.

"The first question, the Taiwanese mother-in-law must be from Taiwan, I don't know about the hair salon, I just went to have fun that day, don't tell me it's compensation for me?"

After listening to me, she stuffed the unfinished soy milk in her hand into me: "Now, compensate you, it's done, your village, there are more than 20 missing and accidental deaths in recent years, and I don't know what you, the former village chief, do?" ”

In recent years, more than a dozen?

I can't believe it, according to what she meant, wouldn't there be more little widows in the village, and if this continues, Jiazi Village will simply be called the widow's village.

"What are you staring at me, this has nothing to do with me, it's twenty pigs, we have to poke it for a while!"

"No wonder you don't look for me when you get sick, don't you think there are too many widows in the village and you can sleep casually, I can tell you, you have to hand in my homework every day in the future!"

Sun Ningning had a straight face, looked very serious, dragged me on her motorcycle, and rushed to the village with a few snorts.

Every day I handed in my homework, the steel drill couldn't stand it, I was a little distressed, and stabbed her waist and said.

"Wife, you're not serious, we're all working day and night, and it's easy to die early if we go too far!"

Speaking of which, passing by the three forks, I hurriedly pointed to the sheep intestine trail and said: "Turn around the corner, I will take you to take a look today to see the real murderer!" ”

With a bang, the motorcycle braked suddenly, and I almost flew off her back, turned my head to look at me, and she said suspiciously.

"The real murderer, don't be a fool, we are doing the right thing now, and we must be legally responsible for lying!"

"It's done, I'm shocked, I'm so scared that my brain is sweating, I don't want to go, if I don't go, send me back to the village, Zhang Fang is still waiting for me to plow the ground!"

I pretended to be a little impatient, and deliberately mentioned Zhang Fang, and before I finished speaking, she gave me an elbow, turned the head of the car, and started the car.

"If you trick me, I have to let you go in for ten days and half a month!"

I put my arm around her waist and moved up violently, covered her chest hard, leaned my face against her back and said, "What do you love, believe it or not, this is Dilong Village, there is no one, why don't we get out of the car and go later?" ”

She hummed, and her heartbeat spouted so fast that my ears itched against her back, and it felt like the earwax was about to be shaken out.

"Don't make a fuss, I'll count to three, if you don't let go, I'm welcome, one ...... 2. ......"

"Two-five, two-six!" I answered: "Hehe, I really don't understand, obviously I enjoy it very much, but I have to refuse, let go and let go, we are not rare!" ”

Before he let go of his hand, he heard a loud bang in his ears, and then the motorcycle swayed from side to side like a convulsion.

"Don't make a fuss, get a flat tire!" ……

(End of chapter)