Chapter 282: The Taste of the Sea
I wanted to call Chen Hui and threaten her, but the short man looked at me embarrassedly and laughed.
"I don't know, it's useless to know, this phone is not charged, it can't be called!"
The dwarf does things, not once I am satisfied, and if you don't charge the money, it's not equivalent to a brick, so why give it to me?
"Go and go, charge the money, give it to me immediately, and Chen Hui's phone number, day by day, my brain is like paste, I don't know what I think!"
kicked the dwarf, stuffed the mobile phone to him, and hugged Zhang Fang to go back to sleep.
"Brother Shan, you wait a while, I have something to say!"
The dwarf didn't want me to go, so he frowned and said, he was a fool and reckless, I really couldn't think of anything else to say.
Glancing at Pei Jun and Zhang Fang, let them enter the house first, the dwarf was mysterious, pulled me to the big camphor tree, and suppressed the sound like a mosquito.
"Brother Shan, don't be confused, the Taiwanese mother-in-law and the godfather are in the same group, if she secretly makes a mistake, we won't be able to eat and walk around!"
I was a little surprised, I didn't think that the dwarf had become smarter, and I glared at him and said, "What should we do with your own calculations?" ”
"I slept with her, and I don't know where to spread a saying recently, if you want to win a woman's heart, you can only sleep with her!"
The lewd expression of the short man made me worry under the moonlight, he may have been thinking about the Taiwanese mother-in-law for a long time, but this sentence is true, I remember as if I had seen it in that book, the original text was more poetic than what he said.
"The way to a man's heart is through the stomach, and the road to a woman's heart is through XX" - Zhang Ailing's "Lust Caution".
Thinking about the Taiwanese mother-in-law, she has nothing to say about her appearance, but she is very snorting and hypocritical, from a man's point of view, such a mother-in-law is also the best, but after sleeping, she will be troublesome if she is a dog skin plaster.
"Brother Shan, what do you want, if you're afraid, I'll go!"
The dwarf scurried up and was about to enter the shop.
I hurriedly shouted: "Don't it, it's not your turn to sleep!" ”
"Then you'd go!" He turned his head, and his two black eyebrows were squeezed into a figure.
He was forcing me, I gritted my teeth, and was about to teach him a few words, but there was a splash on the balcony, and when I looked up, the Taiwanese mother-in-law was actually wiping her back.
The moonlight is hazy, the pretty shadows are swaying, the beautiful scenery is beautiful, and the spring is infinite!
I gasped, swallowed all the cursed words to my mouth, looked at the spring light on the balcony, raised my feet and walked to the shop, and said in my mouth.
"Just go!"
In a flash, I suddenly changed my mind, not because I saw it, but because the tattoo on Peijun's chest was red.
She said that it was pigeon blood lines, which would be revealed as long as the blood was boiling, and the moonlight was hazy, and the tattoo was like a lip, which showed that she was about to burst.
It's only been two months since there has been no man to sleep with, and she is lonely!
When I was in school, I was instilled with the idea of helping others every day, and I thought it was the right time for her to explode and die, so I would have to suffer a little loss.
After closing the door, I first found some canned biscuits to replenish my combat effectiveness, and then went upstairs, and heard Zhang Fang's scolding before I entered the door.
"Don't make trouble, you keep rubbing me like this, and your skin has been rubbed off!"
It's better to come early than to come by chance, now is the time to show my strength, I smiled, reached out to push the door, but I didn't expect it to open with a creak.
Zhang Fang wrapped the sheets and vigorously brushed aside Pei Jun's hand, and Pei Jun was tired of this and approached her cheekily.
Seeing me come in, they were a little stunned, Fangzi slipped out, sat up, and said shyly, "Why are you coming in?" ”
Her "what" dry word is used very cleverly, and there is a stunning place to turn decay into magic, I rubbed my hands a few times, and pointed at Peijun with a smile.
"Tonight, I'll sleep with you"
"Okay, okay, come on, you lie in the middle!"
may be overseas, Peijun's mind is also the same as the sea, very open, and not ashamed at all, kneeling on the bed and applauding to welcome.
Three-person game, when Ge Lili was alive, Zhang Fang had also seen it, but at this time she looked disgusted, got out of bed, picked up the quilt, and glared at me.
"I just washed the sheets, pay attention, I sleep with my mother!"
After Fangzi went out, I bolted the door, turned around and lay down, pillowed my hands, and asked lukewarmly.
"Your dad is here, is there anything you want to say!"
"Nope!" She smiled, lay down next to me, looked at me sideways, and said, "He's old and ugly, and he cheats on me, I hate him!" ”
When she snorted, I felt my bones go soft, and my cold face instantly collapsed, revealing a smile and pinching her nose.
"How do I know that you two are not acting, and you are partnering to pit me, and you eat me and drink me, I will collect some interest tonight!"
"Hehe, do you want me to pay you even for the next issue!" She slapped my hand, then leaned on my shoulder and gasped for air.
Before doing business, whether it is chatting or body language, I think it is all foreplay, as long as the foreplay is done beautifully, it will not lose money with profits.
"Li Shan, I really like the bandit nature in you, especially when you are fierce, it's too boring (Very masculine)!"
Stuffy, she thinks I'm bored?
I glanced at her face, which was as red as a dragon fruit, obviously in a commotion, and where to start.
Seeing that I was puzzled, she took a sip of me and smiled: "So boring means so powerful, Very masculine, it's really incomprehensible, but I like it, hehe......hee"
The first time I heard such a playful word, it was still boastful, and I heard my blood rippling, so I came over sideways, hugged her and gnawed on it......
It is worthy of being overseas, and the smell of the sea is very strong, which makes me a little overwhelmed and almost overwhelmed.
But who are we, we are Chinese gentlemen, and we can still call China's affiliated islands to compare, no, we have to have a long face, and we have to make her beg for mercy.
Thinking of this, I also let go, if I didn't do it, I didn't stop doing it, and I turned over and pressed her...... Hum chirp, I almost didn't collapse the bed in the house!
It can be said that her kung fu has reached the realm of perfection, and she is a master among masters, and in this life, I have never seen anything more powerful except for her.
The next day, I was sore, my body felt like it had been hollowed out, to put it a little exaggeratedly, even breathing felt like it was a problem, and I wanted to rest quietly for the day.
But early in the morning, the dwarf began to pull up downstairs.
"Brother Shan, if it's done, come with me to the county, we have a lot of things to do today!"
Peijun hadn't woken up yet, so I pulled up my pants, leaned against the wall, came to the balcony, leaned over and looked at the short man.
"What the hell are you called, you didn't go back last night?"
"What are you going to do when you go back, it's not you who are tired of running back and forth, there are still few little widows in our village, just find one, it will be one night, come down, we have to do business......"
(End of chapter)