I didn't want to make things out of control, so I hurriedly pulled Widow Zhang to let her forget it, she saw that I begged for mercy, let go of the glasses man, but still pointed to his nose and scolded a few words before refusing to stop.

"Don't say what kind of county cadre you are, these two brothers are the plague gods that everyone in our village is afraid of, and they have lived well after encountering ghosts a few times, if you are not afraid of death, just trouble them, I will let Lao Liu go to the county for a trip to your unit, and ask them to prepare for the future!"

Widow Zhang said in a loud voice, and the white flowers that appeared in the open mouth on her chest trembled, and the eyes of the villagers who came to see the excitement were straight.

"He smashed and injured my people, so I have to pay for it!"

The man with glasses didn't see the Yellow River and didn't give up, and he still wanted to blackmail me for some money, of course, this was impossible to succeed in front of the spicy widow Zhang, so I saw her turn around and shout to the villagers.

"Have you ever seen Shanzi beat someone?"

"Nope!"

The villagers were very powerful, which made me a little flattered, and before I could thank them, Widow Zhang asked the villagers again.

"Did you see him insulting me?"

"See!"

The man with glasses was taken aback, his expression was very strange, like a frosted eggplant, and he scolded angrily: "You wait for me!" With that, he picked up his face and prepared to leave.

This is not the result I wanted, staring at the back of the man with glasses and yelling: "Bastard, are you just leaving, return the twenty yuan to Lao Tzu, apologize to Lao Tzu, otherwise I will go to the county to sue you!" ”

The man with glasses was stunned, and it took a long time to find out twenty yuan and throw it to me, and whispered 'I'm sorry', I gladly accepted it, and many villagers applauded, and many people shouted, 'Okay...... Good...... Good ......'.

I took a deep breath and wanted to say a few words, but I didn't expect my brain to buzz, and the whole person fell to the ground unconscious......

I didn't wake up until the middle of the night, with only the dwarf by my side, and when I glanced out the window at the night and the cool breeze blowing in through the cracks in the wall, I knew I was in my own home.

Seeing that I woke up, the dwarf was no longer sleepy, and sat on the bed next to me under the quilt, and after a long silence, I shook my head and said something.

"Shorty, I want to be the village head, only when we become a cadre, can our things be bigger!"

The dwarf smmm, it didn't seem to hear what I said clearly, I glanced at him, and saw that his eyes were blank, and I immediately felt strange, thinking about what was wrong with him, just out of a bad breath, I should be happy!

"Brother Shanzi, I don't dare to sleep, the white-faced girl with my eyes closed will float around, are we messing with unclean things again, or let's go to the countryside now, find a goddess or a god stick and take a look!"

The dwarf looked sluggish, presumably frightened, and got up to get dressed, and threw my shoes over, and I glared at him, and told him to get some liquor to strengthen his courage.

The liquor was hot, and after a few sips, the dwarf and I were bold, and we got dressed and went out, just at this time, I vaguely heard a rooster crowing on the other side, and I said with a smile.

"It's the fifth watch, I'm afraid of his mother's ghost, we have to sum it up, now the four old have been eradicated, the so-called god woman and god stick are all cheating money, so, let's go to the township cooperative first to invite a god to come back and sit in the formation, I'll flip through the book again when it's empty, see if I can find a way to crack it"

When the dwarf heard this, he immediately laughed, jumped onto the boat, and touched his pocket before he said to me.

"Brother Shanzi, I can promise to take Fangzi to the township and buy her some clothes, you can give me three melons and two dates!"

This is a good thing, I have no reason to refuse the dwarf, touched two hundred, climbed into the boat and stuffed it to him, but also gave him a few words.

"It's best to break up before the flower, don't ask him to come back and shout and cause trouble, I'll go to the cooperative when I get to the township, let's gather in the cooperative before ten o'clock!"

The dwarf took the money and smiled from ear to ear, as if Zhang Fang would sleep with him immediately, but looking at this progress, it wouldn't take long for the two to sleep together.

The rowing boat arrived on the other side, walked to the shop, picked up Zhang Fang, and the three of them went to the township, and when they arrived, it was only eight o'clock, and I saw that there was enough time, so I invited the dwarf and Zhang Fang to eat a few big meat buns, and then rushed to the cooperative.

At that time, it was a planned economy, and the cooperatives had to issue invoices for everything they bought, and I don't know if I came early, or if the business of the cooperative was light, and there were no people in the house, only a chubby chick, who was tinkering at the counter with her head down.

"Sister Beauty, do you have any bodhisattvas or gods here that can drive away ghosts and evil spirits?"

When the fat girl saw someone calling herself beautiful, she raised her head and looked at me, stretched out her hand and asked, "What do you want to buy, what about the ticket?" ”

I pulled out two dollars and stuffed them into her, leaned on the counter, and said in a low voice.

"Beauty, this is for you, let's not say anything, just sell me the Bodhisattva who exorcises demons and wards off evil spirits!"

The fat girl seems to have never confiscated such a large amount of money, the two pieces of fat on her face laughed almost together, she patted my hand, and whispered to me that this object of exorcism and evil spirits is generally customized by the temple ancestral hall, and it can't be sold all year round!

I thought it was gone, and I looked very disappointed, sighed and prepared to leave, but she suddenly grabbed my hand and said mysteriously.

"Don't worry, I haven't finished talking about what you're running for, count yourself lucky, you just arrived at three Guan Gong statues yesterday, only two yuan a statue, how about it!"

Guan Gong warded off evil spirits, this is a well-known thing, I smiled happily: "Hehe...... That's a good feeling, come to one! ”

I took out five dollars and stuffed it for her, so that she didn't have to look for it, she was so excited that she almost climbed out of the counter to kiss me, jumped up and down, ran to the second floor like a squirrel, pushed the three-foot-tall Guan Gong to the staircase, and then called me to help me.

I climbed up slowly, looked at the serious Guan Gong, the haze in my heart suddenly went to most of it, picked it up and went downstairs, very strange, the back seemed to be pushed by her, I was unstable, fell from above, Guan Gong went down before me, his body was torn apart, and his head rolled under the counter and disappeared.

"Why are you pushing me?"

I got up, shook my hands that hurt a lot, and scolded the fat girl who looked at the stairs, but she looked at me innocently, and her face was not as festive as before, and she opened her mouth and scolded me.

"Look at you've grown into a man for nothing, you can't move such a thing, so the puppy pushed you!"

She didn't push me, she was obviously pushed just now, could it be that the white-faced young lady knew that I was going to deal with her and prevented me from asking this Guan Gong to go back?

Thinking of this, I let out a cold sweat, hurriedly took out another ten-yuan one, walked up and stuffed it into the fat girl's hand, and said with a smile.

"Good sister, it's my fault, should I buy another one?"

The fat girl took the money, looked at my smiling face, shook her head and said, "Then move another one, this thing is rarely bought anyway."

I was very happy, picked up a Guan Gong, with the experience of falling last time, this time I walked very carefully, step by step down, and only after I got downstairs did I dare to put down and reach out to wipe the sweat.

"Second Master Guan, Second Master Guan, you have to help me punish that evil ghost!"

After praying, I didn't turn around to say thank you to the fat girl, but went out with Guan Gong in my arms, ready to find the dwarf, but who expected to go to the corner, a bicycle suddenly rushed out of it, and slammed into Guan Erye, knocking it to pieces, I didn't have to react, the kid on the bike ran away without a trace, I pointed to his back and scolded him, and I felt creepy in my heart.

Could it be that the white-faced young lady obstructed it, it would be fine if she burned her embroidered shoes when she was six years old, but what happened this time?

I was puzzled, thinking that there was another one in the cooperative, so I walked back, and the fat girl couldn't help but say in surprise when she saw me returning empty-handed.

"I said what are you like, then Guan Gong has enmity or love with you, what's the matter, he fell again?"

I smiled annoyedly, knowing that she liked money, so I had to take out ten dollars again and hand it to her, look into her eyes and say sincerely.

"Sister, there aren't many people who buy this thing anyway, you sell it to me, and you can go back and add it to the treasury secretly, and you can buy some fruit or something!"

Obviously, she was so impressed by my sincerity that she rushed upstairs and called me to go up and get it, and I thought to myself that I would have to move back this time anyway, so I walked one step at a time, for fear that something would go wrong.

I walked all the way out, passed the corner smoothly, and was unharmed all the way, until I met the dwarf, and I realized that this was not an accident.

When the dwarf and Zhang Fang saw me holding a Guan Gong, they shouted from afar, and ran over to help me, Guan Gong was a little heavy, and my hands were numb, so they moved it to the dwarf and instructed him.

"Be careful, that's it!"

Who would have thought that before I finished speaking, Guan Gong slipped from the hands of the short man, and when he fell into slag with a bang, I was so frightened that I collapsed, and immediately leaned against the wall, muttering.

"It's over...... It's really bad luck to get home this time! ”

One fall can be explained by mistake, and the second fall can be explained by accident, but these three falls, I can no longer find a reason to convince myself, because there is no such coincidence in the world except for the story in the mouth of the storyteller.

The dwarf didn't know that I had fallen two, grinned, kicked the debris on the ground, and nagged: "If you fall, you will fall, let's go buy another one, there is no one in the township, we can go to the county!" ”

I shook my head and told the dwarf, saying that I had fallen two, and the dwarf's face turned white in an instant, if it wasn't for Zhang Fang, I guess I was afraid that I would cry and call my mother!

I leaned against the wall and thought about it for a long time, and suddenly remembered that there was a formation to transform ghosts in "Ten Thousand Laws Returning to Tibet", and I couldn't help grinning, and said to myself: "Damn, Second Master Guan won't help us, let's figure out our own way, go, go home"

Zhang Fang was startled when she saw me talking to the dwarf, frowned and scolded us for being insane, I looked at the dwarf and smiled.

"Did you buy the clothes?"