Zhang Fang was very happy, the dwarf spent 200 yuan on her, and after she went back, she didn't dare to take it back for fear that her parents would ask, but she just asked me and the dwarf to take it back to my house on the reservoir, saying that she was free to come to us and look for us.

Zhang Fang's approach made the dwarf forget the white-faced lady in an instant, and laughed happily, I couldn't confirm whether the white-faced lady was entangled with me and the shorty, and I didn't dare to be careless, I bought a lot of wasted money and Zen incense in Zhang Fang's house, and rowed back home with a big bag of things.

After a few somen noodles and two bowls, I took the incense paper to my parents' grave, knelt down and kowtowed a few times, praying, hoping that my parents' spirits in heaven would bless me and the dwarf from the disaster.

The dwarf touched the scene, kowtowed a few times and said that he was going to incense his mother, rowing a boat and leaving, after I went home, I hurriedly dug out "Ten Thousand Laws to Hide" from the ground, and turned directly to the page of the soul.

Strange to say, when I turned the page, the door was creaky by the wind, I got up and was about to close the door but found that the sky was full of black and oppressive dark clouds, and after a thick lightning bolt lit up in the sky, there was a thunder out of thin air, so startled that I hurriedly closed the door, turned around and picked up "Ten Thousand Laws to Hide", sat on the bed and studied.

The book says that ghosts exist in the form of energy, and the ones with great energy are evil ghosts, which can make the living die unexpectedly, but they can be transformed with formations and spells.

I was very pleased, and hurriedly studied the formation, the formation was a very strange cloud floating diagram, twisted and twisted, very much like clouds in the sky, surrounded by thunder and fire, thunder wind, King Kong, and stinging words, and then circled a fan-like border, and then the four sides led out a zigzag line, and gathered in the middle.

There is a circle drawn in the middle, and a simple four-petal lotus flower is drawn in it, and there is a book next to it, saying that each fan shape should be pressed by a chair, and the chair must be lit with a stick of incense, and some tea and snacks must be placed, and the four lotus petals and the circle should be crossed with a spoon full of sesame oil, and a wick must be lit.

This formation is very mysterious, and I don't know if it's useful or useless, but the situation is forced, and I have to use the dead horse as a live horse doctor, but no one can imagine that when I set up the formation, the ten miles and eight towns will be very evil in this matter, and I have become a famous god in the ten miles and eight towns.

Of course, the reason why this incident can become a rich stroke in my life course is that Zhang Fang, the village flower, is indispensable, I didn't expect the dwarf to bring her directly when he returned.

Zhang Fang's hair and clothes were very messy by the wind, but they still couldn't hide her beauty, although we grew up together, but at that moment, I think she was the most moving, because the buttons of her blouse were basically fully opened, revealing all the secrets in front of my eyes.

Her purpose was the newly bought clothes, and when she entered the house, she kicked me and the dwarf out, and I looked at the dwarf and told him to buy some more things, saying that she was going to set up a camp to exorcise the ghosts.

The dwarf looked inside at first, and seemed to be worried that I was in the same place with Zhang Fang, although I still had something to do with Zhang Fang in the end, but I didn't have any thoughts about her at that time, and I scolded the dwarf when I stared at it.

"You know women, don't kill that white-faced lady, I think you can live for a few days!"

"Okay, okay, can't I go, she's your brother and sister, don't mess around, the village chief asked me to go to the village tomorrow, I seem to be very angry about your beating, you have to think about it, how to explain it to him!"

After the dwarf finished speaking, he left again, I thought to myself that Lao Tzu explained a fart, beat it all, and explained that there are chickens, so it is better to think about how to mix in the village and become an official.

Zhang Fang locked me out of the door for a long time, I knew that she was changing clothes inside, and I didn't dare to go in, but the door of my house was very broken, and the side seams were many and big, and I vaguely saw her two snow-white and delicate feet.

About half an hour later, the dwarf came back with what I wanted, and I told him to go in and move four chairs out, and he didn't knock on the door, but kicked in.

"Ah......h

Zhang Fang's screaming voice made me smile speechlessly, knowing that the dwarf saw the picture of his dreams, the two hundred yuan was finally not in vain, and then he picked up the white lime and painted the formation on the sand according to the appearance, fortunately, the wind stopped, and I drew it okay.

After putting things on the table, Zhang Fang also came out with the short man, she was very shy, her face was as red as the sunset, she looked at me fiddling with inexplicable things, and asked with a babbling sound.

"Brother Shanzi, what are you doing here, how do I look at the gloomy one, you and the dwarf are nervous, aren't you evil again!"

The dwarf was paddling a foreign fire, lighting a wick, and when he heard Zhang Fang's voice, he looked back at her, and said cheekily.

"Fang Zimei, that ...... I'll take care of it, don't worry! ”

I lowered my head, lit a handful of wasted money, and inserted the burning Zen incense separately, and when I heard the words of the dwarf, I knew that he looked at Zhang Fang's body, so I glared at him at that time, grabbed a handful of wasted money and said.

"If you don't want to die, wait to follow me, you have to do whatever I do!"

Zhang Fang saw that I ignored him, and heard the dwarf say this, so she immediately went back to the house angrily, but I didn't hear the door closing, and knew that she must be secretly watching at the door.

At this time, the dwarf couldn't take care of Zhang Fang, hurriedly came to my side, and learned from me to grab the money in vain, and then said.

"Brother Shanzi, I will listen to you, as long as I can get rid of that white-faced lady, I will listen to you!"

The dwarf's expression was very frightened, I knew that he didn't dare to slack off, nodded and touched the foreign fire, wanting to light the money in vain, but I don't know what the reason was, after a few strokes, the foreign fire was either cut off, or extinguished with a bang, I thought to myself that the wind just now may be too humid.

After a long time, a box of foreign fire almost bottomed out and failed to burn the money in vain, and then I realized that it was not the humid weather, and my hands began to tremble in fright.

"Brother Shan, this is too evil, wait for me to pull a bubble of boy urine, you can try again!"

The dwarf walked to the southeast corner, opened his pants, and after pulling a soak of old boy urine, the foreign fire in my hand was lit, and I hurriedly leaned on the wasted money, and then took the dwarf and walked through the clouds in the Quartet, of course, I also learned from the appearance of those Taoist priests, and chattered with mysterious spells in my mouth.

I had to go back and forth sixteen times, and my legs went limp, and I finally finished the whole process before the wick in the middle went out, and then sat side by side with the dwarf on the sand of the reservoir, staring at the clouds in the sky.

Although it was already evening, and there were lightning and thunder, there was still a colorful glow in the sky, and a red one was printed in the reservoir, which was very beautiful.

"It should be fine, it's getting dark, send Zhang Fang back, let's have a drink in the evening!"

The dwarf didn't agree to send Zhang Fang back, and said to me with a smile: "Brother Shanzi, just let her sleep here, I'll see if it's comfortable!" ”

I gave the dwarf a blank look, thinking that you crawled over to sleep with her at night, and opened my mouth to scold the dwarf.

"Are you a pig's brain, if you sleep with her tonight, your name is not right, your words are not good, and she will not send us to the police station another day, this matter can't be rushed, you have to take your time!"

The dwarf's IQ is indeed not good, I thought for a long time to understand my words, called a few words to Zhang Fang, told her to get on the boat and send away, I couldn't confirm whether the exorcism was really effective, and I didn't dare to enter the house alone, so I had to sit on the edge of the reservoir, watching the gradually disappearing sunset, waiting for the dwarf to come back.

However, he was very slow in his small work, and it was only when the moon crawled out that he came back with a packet of orchid beans and a piece of tenderloin.

"Have you ever had a swollen head and dizziness?"

I wanted to make sure if Miss Whiteface had really been crossed or driven away, so I asked the dwarf a clue before I dared to turn around and prepare to enter the house.

"No, the spirit is very good, this orchid bean was given by Fangzi's father, saying that you had a meritorious role in beating people yesterday, and the butcher guy also cut a piece of meat, saying that it was a reward for you!"

This is a good thing, it seems to prove that the formation is effective, but I can't confirm it, I said to the dwarf: "We are people who want to do great things, we can't take advantage of the villagers, tomorrow we will make up the money to the two of them!" ”

The dwarf seemed to be a little incomprehensible, and was stunned for a long time before he could keep up with me, and when we returned to the house, we had dinner, fried the meat, and did not cook rice, and made do with the spicy liquor, planning to spend the night.

After drinking two bottles of Erguotou, I was very dizzy, pretending to have the courage to get up and pee outside, before pushing the door open, there seemed to be someone waving to me under the hazy moonlight, scared me into a cold sweat, urine suddenly retracted, closed the door with a bang, threw himself on the bed, and fell asleep with his head covered by the quilt!

The dwarf thought I was drunk, stood up and shook the empty bottle in his hand, burped full of alcohol, and shouted.

"Brother Shanzi...... You...... You...... You can't...... You're cowardly! ”

I didn't know what was wrong with him, and I didn't dare to poke my head out to look at him, so I had to silently recite the mantra of the ghost, and after a few minutes, the dwarf on the ground suddenly snored, and I spit out the turbidity in my heart, and my head tilted, and I fell asleep.

Actually, Miss Whiteface appeared in my dream again, but this time she seemed to say goodbye to me, looked back at me three times, and then disappeared into a burst of white light.

When I woke up the next day, the dwarf and I had a very loud fart, which made the whole room smell terrible, and I told him about the dream, but I didn't expect him to tell me the same dream.

The turbidity came out of the body, and at this moment I knew that yesterday's crossing of the soul had worked, pulled up the dwarf, and came to the reservoir without having breakfast, and I only told him after climbing into the boat.

"I'll go see the village chief later, you can play in the shop for a while, and no one can mention the exorcism!"

My words are only dissenting, but I never dare to object, but I never thought that Zhang Fang had already preached it to everyone......