Chapter 249: The Man in the Coffin
I don't have much expectation for Lao She, and I'm not very relieved.
But he didn't disappoint me, he reached out and grabbed the coffin board, bent his waist, made a stinging sound, and dragged out the whole body of Princess Gu Chong.
After a short break, I recovered from Fluttershy's soft arms, and I exclaimed as I looked at the approaching old her.
"It's done, just leave it there, don't get too close, and then collapse the fart, Lao Tzu can't afford to suffer!"
Lao She didn't listen to me, he was as stubborn as a cow, and while dragging the corpse over, he grunted and said: "It's okay, this kind of fart, that is, three or two hits, if you want to take something, just take it, I have to go to my father!" ”
When everyone saw that the corpse was dragged out, they were so frightened that they scattered and fled, I glanced at the two scratches dragged out of the ground, and I didn't care about Lao She anymore, and my eyes fell on the corpse of Princess Gu Chong.
If she was a mummy, I wouldn't believe it.
When I was in junior high school, I saw illustrations of mummies in textbooks, and that kind of corpse was no different from bacon, either a hard bald head or a scrawny dry corpse shelf, how could there be such a dough as Princess Gu Chong?
The dwarf rushed first, crouched down, put his hand on the corpse's chest, and looked at the mountain of gold and silver chains around her neck, and said to me.
"Brother Shan, come over and take a look, are these things worth a thief?"
I walked a little over, and when I was three steps away, I looked at the corpse, and at that moment her mouth suddenly opened, and with a whoosh, she spat out a five-black flying scissor, which frightened the dwarf and sat back on the ground, and I was also drenched in cold sweat.
Leaning low and bending his neck, the arrow slammed into the top of the graveyard before falling to the ground, and I glanced at it, and the arrow was dark and green, apparently fed with poison.
I patted my chest, secretly glad that I didn't on my body, but the short man made a mistake, reached over, and was about to pick up the arrow, and scared me into raising my leg with a kick, kicking him on the wrist and scolding.
"Do you want to fucking die, this thing can't be touched, see blood and seal your throat!"
The dwarf was a little embarrassed, raised his hand and touched his head, then turned his face away, and continued to pound the corpse, probably seeing that the corpse's mouth was open a little charming, he actually put his hand in and picked it, wiped it and said with a surprised look.
"Huh...... It's not round and not slippery, it doesn't look like a tongue, it's some kind of bead! ”
He picked very seriously, and meticulously tinkered for a few minutes before a black and shiny bead came out of the corpse's mouth, brought it to his eyes, and said happily.
"My mother, is this a soul bead, it feels really good, Brother Shan, you can touch it too!"
After saying that, he didn't look back, and while looking directly at the corpse, he shook his hand and handed me the beads.
I just glanced at it, and suddenly felt that the bead was not ordinary, not to mention the whole body, not to mention, there was still brilliance flowing on it, so happy that I reached out and went over to pick it up, at this time, there was a sound in my ears.
"Zombies, everyone run!"
"Hell yes, why is the corpse still sitting up, look at that ass, it's still elastic!"
"Babble...... She...... Why did you kiss Brother Shorty, it's so exciting, Brother Shorty, why don't you let me try it too! ”
……
All of a sudden, everyone began to talk about it, some were afraid, some were surprised, and some were envious.
I also couldn't figure it out, after a bang just now, the corpse Huo Ran sat up, and bumped into the dwarf head-on, the open little mouth was accurately puffed on the dwarf's lips, and the dwarf didn't know whether he was scared stupid or evil, and he didn't hide.
Nan Xiaodie turned sideways, walked around to the back, glanced at it, and said, "Shanzi, come and see, this coffin board has a mechanism attached to it, and it has collapsed the corpse!" ”
I kicked the dwarf, looked sideways, and found a jet-black spring the size of a cow's egg.
"Shorty, are you fucking addicted, why don't you take it back and still don't let you go?"
I scolded, but the short man suddenly stepped back, took a deep breath, and said with a grin: "Brother Shan, don't stand and talk without backache, along the way, you have to touch, you have to do it, I have been holding back the fire for more than half a year, besides, it wasn't me who did it on purpose, it was she who threw herself into her arms, this can't be blamed on us!" ”
I squatted down, pulled out the beads from his hand, shone the flashlight, gasped and said: "Sure enough, it is a soul bead, no wonder the corpse has not rotten for thousands of years, we didn't come in vain this time!" ”
Soul beads, I knew that Sun Dianying took one out of the mouth of the Empress Dowager Cixi, and it was sold for more than 10 million at that time, although it was a different variety from my hand, but the value should be almost the same.
Put it away closely, I turned around and took off the phoenix crown on Princess Gu Chong's skull, this thing is pure gold, and it is also worth it, and the dwarf looked at it so much that his eyes were green.
"Hehe, Brother Shan, if we can go out this time, can I beg you something?"
"Tell me, as long as it's not too much, I'll still support you!" I carefully stuffed the phoenix crown into the cloth bag prepared in advance, rubbed my hands happily, looked at the dwarf and smiled.
The dwarf paid attention to the two pendants on the earlobes of the corpse, reached out and took them off, handed them to me and said: "Brother Shan, if we go back alive, I want to get some money and let Chuan Po give birth to a baby for me. ”
I nodded, pursed my lips, pulled off a chain around the corpse's neck, and turned around to put it on Nan Xiaodie, although she didn't have the fairy aura of Princess Gu Chong, but wearing the chain, the whole person looked graceful and luxurious.
"Keep this for you, it can be regarded as compensation for five years, don't tell Zhang Fang and Chen Hui when you go back, lest they fight me!"
I looked at Fluttershy carefully, holding her shoulders on either side as she spoke, but she reached down and took the chain off and said in the palm of her hand.
"Shanzi, we are also people with ups and downs, these worldly things, after all, are a passing cloud, I don't want it, you can give it to whoever you like!"
The chain was very beautiful, with a ruby like a chicken's heart attached to the end, but she resisted the temptation.
I took the chain, put it in my pocket, grabbed my ear, and then took her hand and pulled her into my arms, but the dwarf screamed in surprise, causing me to turn around and look.
In an instant, Princess Gu Chong's glamorous corpse was like a deflated ball, wilting in an instant, and the shriveled face made my heart chill.
"I'm scared to death!" The dwarf sprang up, ready to kick the corpse.
I hurriedly grabbed him: "Don't make a mistake, take her things, don't be rude anymore, everyone kneel down and kowtow a few times, so as not to be unable to sleep in the future!" ”
I knelt down first, bowed three times, and muttered a few words, and then I heard the earth-shattering roar in my ears, and the whole tomb shook on the spot......
(End of chapter)