Asako and I don't have a deep relationship, his death can't bring much impact to my heart, but the dwarf lost his only relative, and instantly became sad.

But just now a fart sound of "poof" scared me directly stunned, the short man was walking towards me, and he was stunned when he saw this, and a look of surprise appeared on his sad face, and his hand involuntarily touched the sharp knife.

The dwarf is usually bold and ruthless, not to mention any dead corpses, there are not a dozen but seven or eight killed by his own hands, but after hearing this fart sound, he no longer dares to move forward, staring at me, and asked in horror.

"Brother Shan, was that a corpse fart just now?"

I turned my face and stared at the body of Princess Gu Chong.

She was dressed in a bright red dress with a golden phoenix crown, and she looked as beautiful as a sleeping bride.

She was the most beautiful corpse I had ever seen, and it was so touching that my heart was pounding as I looked at it, and I opened my mouth to answer the dwarf.

"Maybe, I don't know, you stand back first, don't have any more popping out and hooking us both up!"

After looking at it for a while, I don't know where I got the courage, I actually walked up, squatted down, and reached out to touch the face of the corpse.

Her face was very elastic, but unfortunately it was cold, and when the light went on, I even suspected that she was still alive, and I couldn't help but pinch her nose to see if she would open her mouth.

Unexpectedly, she actually popped again, and burst out with a long fart, which frightened me into scurrying back and back.

As the saying goes: the gods fart extraordinary.

But the corpse fart, that is, the thief's fucking stinking, she collapsed out as if it was a thousand-year-old dung, and in the blink of an eye, the whole tomb stinked, and my stomach turned over for a while, and I almost vomited out the Wang Ba soup I drank last year.

Not only was I clutching my stomach and vomiting, but the dwarf and the others were also so disgusted that they frowned and ran out.

My stomach was churning, causing my breathing to get heavier, and I took several breaths of the stinking smell in an instant, and as I was leaning against the wall to get out, I suddenly felt dizzy.

"Gas?"

When I thought about it, I instantly pulled down my face and called for help, I felt that my legs were moving rapidly, but in fact they were very fast, and my legs instantly became a little disobedient.

Datou once told me that the gas in the tomb is very dangerous, and the composition is unknown, most of the highly toxic Chinese medicine, after thousands of years of precipitation, volatilize when you see the gas.

The dwarf heard me shouting, shook one hand, turned around and rushed in.

He held his breath, his eyebrows were almost squeezed together, and dragged me out, and I tried to stand up several times, but to no avail, he dragged me to the passage outside like a dead body.

"Brother Shanzi, it's so dangerous, I didn't expect this princess to be so powerful, she was so damn dishonest when she died, our brothers almost didn't let her fart collapse!"

I collapsed on the ground with a weak breath, and the dwarf crouched, pulling at me as he unbuttoned my collar.

I glanced at it, but I didn't see Nan Xiaodie, and I immediately became anxious, and said breathlessly, "Shorty...... See...... Watch Fluttershy...... Where is it! ”

"Brother Shan, you can't protect yourself, and you're still thinking about your mother-in-law, fortunately, brother, I don't want to kill you, if someone stabs you, you will die!"

The dwarf stood up, glanced at the crowd a few times, and then said to the brothers: "You guys, look around, remember Brother Shan's words, don't touch things!" ”

Several people looked at each other, stunned for a moment, and then unwillingly dispersed, pretending to search, at this time, suddenly there were a few coughs from behind, I reluctantly turned my head to look, but it was Nan Xiaodie and Lao She walking side by side.

"Why did they come together again, do they have to kill me?"

I rolled my eyes and struggled, ready to turn over and sit up, but the corpse fart was so sharp that I couldn't lift the slightest strength on my hands, and the whole person fell to the ground with a thud.

"It's really a newborn calf, if you can move, it will be emptied twenty years ago, and it won't be your turn, hehe......" Lao She walked over and squatted less than three steps away from me.

Those gloomy and terrifying eyes made me panic immediately, and I said: "Old monster, what do you want to do, take advantage of the danger of others, then do it, don't talk about cool things anywhere!" ”

Lao She took out a piece of marinated meat from his backpack, stuffed it into his leaky mouth, bit it with a clattering sound, glanced at me and said: "Fortunately, you came out in time, stay for a second longer, your life will be lost, and I don't want to think about it, how can the corpse not rot for a thousand years, it must be a mummy!" ”

Mummy?

After thinking about it, I thought Lao She was talking nonsense, and opened my mouth to scold: "Don't fucking Fang bullshit, mummy, you think this is Egypt, what's the matter, don't you want to die, come and play with me!" ”

Lao She handed me the cured meat, and when he saw me frowning, he had to eat it by himself, and said: "You are right, as long as I can kill my father, I have no pain, why die, you want to baby, I want my father to die, let's cooperate, take what you need, you see!" ”

I was a little surprised, I couldn't imagine that Lao She was a capricious person, who wanted to kill me for a while, cooperated for a while, begged for death for a while, and wanted to live for a while, and it was very risky to cooperate with this kind of person.

But I'm just asking for money, and if I can get what I need, it won't be a bad thing for me, so I nodded and said.

"Yes, but you have to show some sincerity first, get Princess Gu Chong out for me, and she can't miss a single hair!"

I thought this would make Lao She embarrassed, but I didn't expect him to nod and agree, and he jumped up and got in, which made me gasp.

"Shanzi, don't irritate Lao She anymore, I persuaded him for a long time to stimulate his desire to live, anyway, he is also my uncle with the dwarf, let's go back alive together!"

Nan Fluttershy came up behind me, reached under my armpit, and pulled me up a bit, so I leaned against her chest and sat up.

"I thought Lao She was a neurotic, but I didn't think it was your credit, so I listened to you!"

I grinned and struggled to rest my hand on Fluttershy's lap, the temperature in the place was moderate and I thought it would help me recover quickly.

The dwarf's face was not very good-looking, staring at Lao She who had entered the tomb, and said murderously: "Brother Shanzi, Mazi is my only relative, he is dead, I won't say anything, but we must not cooperate with Lao She, this monster!" ”

"Don't worry, dwarf, he doesn't dare to do anything to us, if he wants to kill us, he will do it soon, don't forget, he is Zhang Fang's father!"

Actually, I was deceiving the dwarf, and although what I said was true, Lao She was too elusive......

(End of chapter)