Chapter 38 Handmade Products
Negative emotions are not conducive to sleep, and venting negative emotions can beautify the skin.
The above is pure nonsense.
Anyway, after Meng Nan smashed it, his skin didn't become more shiny, and he didn't become verdant, but his mood was indeed a lot more comfortable. He endured it very hard when he healed Buzz's bones before, and he couldn't bear it, otherwise Buzz's kid would have turned into a puddle of meat sauce.
Seeing that the bone husband was stunned by himself, but he didn't dare to attack, Meng Nan's heart became more and more comfortable.
"Sample, I really thought I couldn't kill you. ”
Meng Nan spat on the ground, and then stood on the stone with the iron that had been smashed into pieces, standing steadily. He pulled in the scrap pile on the side for a while, found the iron rod with a thick tip on the root, took it in his hand and weighed it a few times, he nodded with satisfaction, squinted at the bone man and said: "You can count a fart in a kind of craft, you can open those tricks wide, Lao Tzu will let you open your eyes today!"
In his left hand, he held an iron rod as a chisel against the iron, and in his right hand, he pointed a hammer at the thick end of the iron rod.
"Hey!"
Clang!
"Hey!"
Clang!
After two smashes, Meng Nan found that the iron rod was only a few centimeters embedded in it. It shouldn't be, I smashed sparks, why didn't I smash it in, was it too porcelain before?
Just when Meng Nan was puzzled, the dentist who was standing on the roof of the car and feeding the missing eyes reminded: "Macho boss, I should shout Waaagh! ”
"Hmm, is that the reason?" Meng Nan glanced at the sledgehammer in his hand, and then slammed it high. “Waaaaaagh!”
Clang!
This time, the iron rod seemed to be against a piece of cheese, and the moment the hammer hit the iron rod, the iron rod immediately sank into more than half of it, and it felt as smooth as silk, as easy as cutting tofu. Meng Nan was a little surprised that the work in his hand suddenly became so easy: "Hey, is it really so silky?"
"Waaagh!macho boss, it's sauce Waaagh!" the dentist broke open his mouth and poured the soup from the broken helmet into it, then ran to the car and clapped his hands Waaagh.
"Gotcha!" Meng Nan no longer wondered whether the iron rod was smeared with chocolate, let go of his hands and feet and smashed it, waaagh while smashing!!
Although the broken engine had been smashed into pieces, there were still a lot of gaps left if it was not re-tempered, so Meng Nan let the iron rod run down these cracks, and when only the length of his palm was exposed, he pulled out the iron rod and continued to chisel.
The volume of a solid lump of scrap iron slowly swelled up.
Seeing that all the gaps were opened, Meng Nan pulled through the scrap heap again, found a thicker iron rod, and then continued the above work to make the gaps wider.
This is a very physically demanding job, but Meng Nan is happy to do it, not because he doesn't feel tired, but because he smashes and smashes this piece of iron as the emperor who harassed him not long ago. First smash this emperor into a lump, and now smash it and smash it to drum the emperor up, this is a lot of Waaagh!
The iron slowly returned to its original barrel shape with a clanging sound, but the surface was still a little pitted.
This is Meng Nan's first handicraft work after becoming an orc, of course, he doesn't want to leave flaws, so he continues to waaaghWaaagh screams and smashes, vowing to smash the pipe wall to the ground.
After another hour, the main structure of the manpower pump was finally completed. Meng Nan blew off the dust on it twice, and an incomparably smooth and regular handicraft was presented in front of everyone, and the inner and outer walls of the iron pipe were trimmed to be as bright as a mirror.
It looks like a new product that has been finely polished, no, to the orcs and farts present, this is new!
The dentist excitedly ran to the macho man with a bowl of water and said, "Macho boss, it's too Waaagh! It's newer than my newly erupted teeth!"
"Really? hahaha. The macho man drank the water in one go...... Well, snot essence sea water is a bit salty.
After resting for a while, and at the same time admiring the ugly face of the lower bone, Meng Nan moved again, and smashing out the iron pipe was only the first step.
"The revolution has not yet succeeded, Lao Tzu still has to work hard!"
This time, Meng Nan found a crumpled iron plate in the wreckage of the scrapped off-road vehicle, which used to be the door and the cover on the front of the car, and Meng Nan did not check its source, which was unnecessary.
After estimating the size of the iron plate after it was smashed flat, he began to work again.
The bell, the rhythmic percussion sound is as pleasant as music, Meng Nan is more and more comfortable with this kind of thing, and after a while, he will smash it flat, and it is as smooth as the iron pipe, and then compared it with the iron pipe, and found that the width of the iron plate is actually a small difference.
"Hey, that's a ......"
Meng Nan licked his lips, wondering whether to smash this thing thinner in order to increase its width, or whether to just find a piece of iron sheet and attach it.
"This thing is a little bit off, what do you think I should do?"
"How do I know, I'm going to pee. "The skeleton man guarding the side can't hang on his face, he has never done this kind of work since he was born, anyway, he will buy what he wants, or he will rob it, it has killed too many weak chickens, and he has never lacked teeth, so he doesn't know much about this matter.
At this moment, he felt that Meng Nan was deliberately making things difficult for him, and he didn't want to give Meng Nan any advice, so he decisively chose to pee.
Meng Nan was just talking to himself, he didn't care about the self-inflicted sentimentality of the bone husband at all, and he didn't pay attention to the fact that this guy had run away. He continued: "Just put together a piece to go up, and it shouldn't leak if you smash it twice." ”
Just do it, Meng Nan found a small iron plate, and then turned over a few screws, and without saying a word, the two iron plates were ordered together with screws. Looking at the light, there was no gap between the iron plates.
"Perfect!"
The next thing to do is to make a wrist-thick hole in the center of the iron plate, and then knock out the upturned edge of the iron plate on the stone, and the iron pipe is just right to clamp on, which is the back cover, and finally fix it with nails.
Meng Nan grabbed the hole and dragged it twice, but he didn't move.
"Haha, it's perfect!"
A long iron rod of uniform thickness was found to pass through the center of the iron pipe, and more than a dozen round iron pieces placed at each other were fixed on the iron rod, and finally the top was capped.
"Boss of the macho man, what are you doing?" The dentist brought Meng Nan another bowl of water, but its eyes were staring at this shiny iron guy who was many times bigger than himself, and he didn't know how to do it.
Meng Nan was very satisfied with the dentist's performance, and he was also very satisfied with his work, so he said patiently: "Is this what you said? This is the pump that we will irrigate the recruit plantation in the future, you see, I will connect the pipes at both ends later, and fix a few foot pedals on the iron rod, so that the snot spirits can run on the foot pedals." As long as the snot spirits run fast enough, a certain vacuum will be created inside, and the seawater will be pumped up. What do you think of my approach?"
At a distance of nearly 100 meters from the bottom of the cliff to the top, there is definitely a lot of air in the pipes, which means that it is almost impossible to empty the air inside by manpower, not to mention pumping seawater to such a high place, it takes an extremely large power source to achieve this goal.
Meng Nan was well aware of this, when he was not worried, because he was ready to use the golden finger of the orcs.
The dentist, of course, didn't understand what a vacuum was, but that didn't stop him from adoring the boss: "Waaagh!
"Well, this thing is enough for Waaaagh!"
"It's so Waaagh!"