Chapter 37: Handmade
Of course he didn't, except for knowing that there were insects in flowers and plants and that he had to be treated with insecticides, his eyes were simply black. But he still pretended to be a Pain Kid, and orcs were solid-skinned creatures anyway. The legendary orc warlord Bone Crusher was fired when he was just a child, and as a result, the mad doctor stuffed Scroog's brain and body fragments, various machine parts, and finally welded a piece of pure gold skull, as a result, the bone crusher not only came back to life, but also became super strong, and eventually became a great orc warlord feared by many races.
It is unknown whether Buzz can become the next bone crusher, but after all, he has also seen Mao, and Meng Nan thought that since Maomao sent this technician boy back as his follower, then he should not be able to die if he treated him.
What's more, it was just a steel plate fixed to Bass's spine, which should be much more reliable than putting Scrooge and machine parts in his skull.
Waving to the dentist, Meng Nan advised: "Move him to the car and feed him some water, I should be able to wake up tomorrow morning." ”
"Mmmmmm, I remembered, and I also thought that he would definitely wake up tomorrow, because he was injured by the macho boss himself. The dentist held his chest proudly for two seconds, as if he had saved the person, and then immediately changed back to his original form, smirking flatteringly at Meng Nan.
"This is a reward. Meng Nan casually threw the hairy Sgurge over.
This made the dentist very happy, he had never googged for hair. With its past status, it could only watch with envy as the orc brothers dyed their hair and made hairstyles, because at that time, there were many children in the tribe of the Tooth Burst King, and the hair skoog was in short supply, and the slave class of fart spirits all stood aside, so that fart spirits could not die beautifully.
Grabbing Scrooge in his hand, the dentist jumped and jumped, Waaagh and noisy. One would shout thanks to the boss, the next he would shout to dye the Sgoog green.
The choice of color by orcs is a science, red runs fast, blue makes good luck, and there are also orcs who choose black and white, red and yellow, and even three colors and four colors. There will be a fart spirit who chooses green...... For Meng Nan, it was really the first time he had heard of it, and when he thought that this little guy would take this green lead, the picture became inexplicably happy, and the original anger was reduced a little.
"This little guy didn't mean to amuse me, did he?"
Reaching out to lift the dentist up, Meng Nan pressed his face closer to examine it closely. Looking at the boss's big scarlet eyes and sharp teeth, the dentist shrunk into a ball, stretched out his trembling arms, and handed the hairy Sgurg to Meng Nan's eyes.
"What for?" Meng Nan asked.
"I thought about it, I made the boss angry again, and I dedicated Scroog to the boss. ”
Meng Nan continued to ask, "Why do you want to dye this Skuge's hair green?"
"I don't think the orcs like green-haired Scroog, so dyeing it green will keep it on your head for longer. ”
Yes, it turned out that he was afraid of being robbed by other orcs, so he wanted to dye a color that was not Waaagh, which was reasonable and very in line with the dentist's way of thinking, this guy was always afraid of being robbed if he had some good things.
Although I have seen some people joke before crossing that "if you want to live a good life, you have to have a little green on your head", but Meng Nan doesn't know if there is such a thing in this world, not to mention that orcs are a race without such a thing, and green on their heads does not exist at all, so there is no such taboo.
But when you think about it, the picture of a green-haired fart spinning around in front of him all day long is both funny and awkward. Putting the dentist back on the ground, Meng Nan said: "Don't you like teeth, go and dye an evil moon yellow to take the lead, whoever dares to rob you will report my name." ”
The Evil Moon Clan, the clan that likes teeth the most in orc society, and is also the most able to earn teeth, they are very fond of yellow, especially golden. Meng Nan himself thinks that yellow is quite suitable for dentists.
"Really...... Really, Boss?!" The dentist's eyes widened in disbelief.
"Well, I'll support you. Meng Nan picked up the hammer from the ground and continued. "Go ahead, take care of the things I handed over to the girls, and don't forget to feed it if you don't have a heart. ”
After he finished speaking, he walked alone to the cargo compartment behind the combat tractor, opened the cargo door, and dragged out the scrap copper and rotten iron piled inside, which was the fragments of the racing motorcycle and the crashed off-road vehicle that had been blown up earlier.
At this time, the bone man followed again, but he didn't speak, just to see what Meng Nan was going to do.
Meng Nan didn't bother to pay attention to him, just watch it if he wanted to. Anyway, I've already pretended to be a Severe Pain Kid, and now it's nothing to pretend to be a Technician Kid. He was going to build a pump out of these damaged parts, and he originally wanted to give this thing to the one-eyed dragon to deal with, but he also thought that these orcs had never seen such a thing, and he hadn't seen any orcs in this clan suddenly try to make something similar, so he relied on himself to say it to inspire them, and then wait for them to slowly try to develop it...... Meng Nan didn't have that much time to delay, not even a day or two.
If he doesn't want to delay the time, he can only do it himself, anyway, he doesn't plan to make an electric pump. First, fuel is tight, and the supply of power generation cannot keep up. Second, he had seen the primitive human pumping machine, the kind of machine that had a lever and could pump water out of the ground by repeated pressure.
The principle of this thing is very simple, that is, vacuum water is drawn, and Meng Nan feels that it is not a big problem to make this by himself.
The rags piled up on the ground were sorted a little.
It's a miracle that the engine of the off-road vehicle was intact under a violent impact.
The engine of the Hurricane motorcycle is not so lucky, the engine structure of the motorcycle is similar to the fan blade engine of the aircraft, the size is relatively large, there are a lot of metal fragments flying into the explosion, naturally, the internal damage is serious, the fan blades are almost all broken, and many other parts are burned and melted, in short, the overhaul is equal to the situation of building a new engine.
Meng Nan did not hesitate and chose the engine of the Hurricane motorcycle. He smashed the motorcycle engine with a hammer, shards of iron slag flew everywhere, and the sound of ping-pong was endless.
At the beginning, it was okay, after smashing for a while, Meng Nan unconsciously regarded this engine as the unscrupulous emperor of the human race, and the force in his hand became even more fierce, and later he smashed and scolded, and the orcs and fart spirits who scolded couldn't understand it, but at least it made Meng Nan very relieved.
When the engine that could still be seen turned into a potholed discus, Meng Nan sat on the ground and began to gasp.
"I thought Ya was going to make things, but it turned out that she was just smashing things. The bone man said with a disappointed face.
"Cut, don't you have to smash it before you can make it? "Meng Nan thief annoys this guy, he knows how to find fault if he has nothing to do for a day, if he hadn't vented just now, his heart was a lot more relaxed, and now he might have passed with a punch. "If you don't understand, shut up. ”