"Every time ... Every time the phone rings at this time, the call for dinner... Today... Here we go again today! ”

"Pick it up!" Robb looked at the panicked Miao big man.

He licked his tongue and picked up the phone, and Robb pressed the speakerphone next to him.

"Send... Meal... ”

"By the river..."

"A meal for three...

"Toot toot toot toot .

After three sentences, the phone hung up.

Aren't these people a little stupid?

Obviously, someone broke into the door yesterday, and today he is still persistently asking for food delivery.

Normal people don't go to deliver food.

Received the Stygian coin, kicked the door open and there was no one.

Who's going to deliver food?

However, Miao still went, and his daughter-in-law Zhou Fang rested in bed.

Rob, Liu Lang went quietly.

Li Chai knocked down his bun and turned it into a long hair, wearing Zhou Fang's clothes, Zhou Ying was a little burly, but the clothes were still a little small on Li Chai .

Li Chai rode an electric donkey and wore a mask, and sped along the road of the river, the wind blowing through his long hair.

I remembered what my nephew said, "The wind is sluggish and the water is cold." And he was depressed.

Robb sang him a song: "There is a girl in the village named Xiaofang. "It made him even more depressed.

If there is evidence, he will not play women's clothing bigwigs.

Retribution, I was talking about the women's clothing boss before, and now I'm playing it.

At the foot of the mountain is a villa, still a semi-finished product, the red masonry is like the flesh that has been uncovered from the skin, and the maroon red is terrifying.

Li Chai parked the car, thinking about whether he should twist his lower waist or step on a cat's step when he walked.

As a result, the fast food almost fell off, and it simply returned to normal.

Yesterday, the big man Miao kicked open the door and didn't see anyone, that's because there was no one in there at all.

The so-called ghost marriage is not as simple as marrying the living and the dead, nor is it the kind of worship on TV, one worship of heaven and earth, and three worship of parents, the ghost marriage has perfect regulations and processes, and these things have been passed down from generation to generation.

Ghost marriage, also known as yin marriage, with bones, ghost marriage, and ghost marriage, etc., is a folk custom. When both men and women die after being engaged, or children who die before the engagement, parents want to marry them out of love. Yin marriage is divided into two types: the dead and the dead and the dead and the living. In the past, it was believed that a lonely grave in the ancestral tomb would affect the prosperity of future generations, so it was necessary to hold a yin marriage for the deceased.

At the earliest, Cao Cao's favorite son, Cao Chong, died at the age of thirteen, so Cao Cao hired the deceased Miss Zhen as Cao Chong's wife and buried them together.

"Chronicles of the Three Kingdoms, Wei Shu, and the Biography of King Wu Wenshi" (volume 20) records that Cao Cao's son Cao Chong "was thirteen years old, Jian'an was sick in thirteen years, and Taizu personally asked for his life." and death, mourning. Emperor Wen said to Taizu, and Taizu said: 'This is my misfortune, and you Cao's luck is also.'" In order to hire the deceased daughter of the Zhen family and bury them together, he gave the seal of the captain of the horse, and ordered the Marquis of Wan to be sent to the queen. ”

Since then, ghost marriages have been popular among the people.

Some people even say that Jiang, the younger brother of his father-in-law, was also arranged by his mother to have a secret marriage.

On May 22, 2011, the late Korean actress Zheng Duobin passed away for 4 years, and her mother always wanted to give comfort to her single deceased daughter, so she arranged for her to "get married" and hold a secret marriage ceremony with an outsider. Zheng's mother cried tears as she held the last photo of her beloved daughter, and the monks held a wedding for a couple of "newlyweds", the participants looked solemn, and Zheng Duobin will be buried with her husband later.

The ceremony of the marriage of the dead is a mixture of red and white etiquette, and the form varies greatly depending on the proposition of the parties. Generally speaking, the underworld marriage should be introduced through the matchmaker, and the two parties will pass through the portal post, and the dragon and phoenix post will be obtained after the marriage. The man's release is also carried out, half of which is real silk and silver, and half of which is papier-mâché clothes, and finally incinerated at the door of the woman's house or on the grave.

And a marriage mixed with red and white things must require a matchmaker, errands, and a banquet. Since Miao Sanwang is secretly harming people, it is definitely impossible to make a big splash and invite people from the town to come, so he invited a ghost from the underworld.

If Zhou Fang died, he would let these ghosts come forward, play and sing, pass through the door, drink happy wine, and after three prostrations, he would be dragged into the tomb for burial, and then bury his own son, which can be regarded as a complete "life" for his dying (or dead) son. But after these things are done, Miao Dazi will definitely be killed, and the tragedy of all this must be that Miao Sanwang secretly found someone to calculate, Zhou Fang and his son are compatible.

This is really a disaster from the sky!

Li Chai secretly turned his head to look behind him, they hadn't followed him yet, which made him can't help but scold, although he didn't care about a few little ghosts, but without backup, he was still a little apprehensive.

First recited a vision charm, so that the little ghost in the room saw himself as Xiao Fang.

Then, he started knocking on the door.

Soon the door opened, as if it had been blown open by the wind.

This is to let me come in by myself, Li Chai pretended to be stupid and walked in, "Is there anyone?" ”

"I'm here to deliver food"

He looked around, and sure enough, the walls were white, and the floor was black, and there was a faint smell of corpses.

It's really a bloody investment.

In order to keep the ghost in the direction of Zhengyang, only if there are things used by dead people on the ground.

The windows were also shaded by the sun, and blood should have been smeared on them.

The family was cautious and bold, and was not afraid of others at all, because ordinary people could not see anything at all.

And after his son got married, he used the little ghost to kill Miao Dazi and Zhou Fang, this small villa is estimated to not be inhabited, and it will be sold to others at a low price in a few years, as for Zhou Fang's epilepsy symptoms, it can make the whole village think that she has already died.

Li Chai put the food on the ground, "Is there anyone?" ”

After a few more shouts, still no one answered.

He didn't know whether to leave or stay.

You should hurry up, it's getting dark, I'm a weak woman, just right for you to commit crimes.

If you don't act, what should I do?

I'm passive!

"It's so hot after running so far!" Li Chai took off his coat.

Revealing a bumpy figure, he is adding drama to himself,

My beautiful new daughter-in-law is like a freshly ripe persimmon, come and pick it.

"Oops, it's still a little hot." He took off another one.

The winter air made him a little cold, but the ghosts should have seen the slings.

I'm also 36D, do you like to eat Wangzai?

There was still no movement.

"Fuck you!"

Useless!

Li Chai put on his clothes and was disappointed.

It's very decadent, and it can't even attract ghosts.

It's shameless.

He was carrying the food and preparing to go back, and he could miss the appointment for such a big thing as getting married, it was really unreliable!

He scolded and walked back,

Suddenly the door opened!

There were two people standing, and the man was bigger and burder than Miao.

"Oh my god, why did someone run in,?"

Li guessed and sneered, "Who are you?" I'm here to deliver food! ”

The man smiled sadly, "I'm Miao Sanwang, Xiaofen, why don't you even know me?" ”

How did he do it himself, what about the ghosts?

"Xiaofang, don't be afraid, I will let my son get married to your husband first, you are patient with this."

Li Chai wailed. "Fuck your mother, it turns out that your son is glass, not married to me!!"