Chapter 334: Joint Burial

Even if he knew this "cruel" reality, Li Chai couldn't beat it.

What's more, he was still wearing Zhou Fang's clothes, and he didn't bring the rune paper.

Li Chai pulled the two straps on his shoulders, of course, there was a vacuum inside, he wanted to pull it, and the first time he wore it, he was a little uncomfortable.

"I... I'm actually glass... ”

He didn't know why he said this, but Miao Sanwang shook his head, "I can see it, but you are a little old, you look a little stumbling, and you don't deserve it... ”

Li Chai felt that this was the biggest insult to him.

"The two are in love, what they see is that they are in love, your concept is too worldly, what if your son likes me."

He was obviously a little angry, it was really like for "love", for the "worldliness" of parents

He had already walked to the door, like an angry little daughter-in-law, shouting, "I am also glass, why is only Miao Da worthy of your son!" ”

Such a loud voice, they should have heard it.

Anyway, Miao is a big man and Luo Bo, and Liu Lang is nearby, and there is such a big oolong,

Miao is not in danger, Zhou Fang is not the target, and there should be no danger.

The three of them heard it, but the big man Miao thought that a few little ghosts would go to his house to arrest him, worried about Xiaofang's safety, and insisted on going back to have a look.

Robb had no choice but to follow him!

Here, only Li Chai is left.

Luo Bo's idea is that he wants to keep the big man and Zhou Fang now, and as for Li Chai, he will find a way to escape.

That night last year, he was taken around by the paper man and buried himself in his grave, and this time Robb gave him the opportunity to get up wherever he fell.

Li Chai's idea is that they will come to save themselves first, after all, the big man and Robb are together, and nothing will happen...

It's another oolong, he didn't expect the three of them to go back to save Zhou Fang.

Not long after Luo Bo and the others left, Li Chai was subdued by Miao Sanwang and thrown on the ground, the smell of the coffin board made him wrinkle his nose, and the tears of grievance fell down.

Robb, where are you?

Why didn't you come to save me?

Several pale faces suddenly appeared in front of him, and there was also a Taoist priest!

I actually met my peers!

But he knew that this Taoist priest was here to preside over the secret marriage.

The Taoist priest coldly glanced at Li Chai who was "bumping into the deer" and swallowed a mouthful of saliva! "Big Miao is not at home!"

Li Chai suddenly had a sense of foreboding.

Are you watching me swallow saliva?

What do you mean?

"Don't... Mess around, I'm not glass! ”

"Master, he said he was glass, you didn't see him just now, pulling the shoulder straps, it's really amorous!"

"Since Miao is not at home, use him. It's always a little old, but it's also a blessing to your son, after all, 'female junior, hug the gold brick'! ”

"According to what the master said, after all, this 'bride' who fell from the sky is also a kind of fate!"

"Can you listen to me, I am the party and I have the right to speak." Li Chai struggled on the ground, his desperate little eyes revealing fear.

This made his face glow a little red, and his sad eyes "I see you pitiful"

"It's him, dig up your son and prepare for the ceremony."

It turned out that his son was still dead, and I thought he was seriously ill and buried together!

In fact, there are several types of underworld marriages, one party is dead, one party is alive, and another is that both parties have died.

But in the end, they were both buried in the earth.

Miao Sanwang nodded, pried open the floor with the prepared pickaxe, and a corpse wearing a black suit and a red bow tie appeared in front of Li Chai impressively!

"He is your bridegroom." The man pointed to the corpse, "It's getting late, start quickly, lest you have too many dreams at night!" ”

Miao Sanwang was still holding his son's body and crying there, when a woman came in, holding red paper and a towel in her hand, and first wiped her face from the corpse, "Son, you were seriously ill when you were alive, and you suffered so many sins, and after you died, your mother will find you a companion, so that you will not be lonely, and there will be someone below to serve you in the future." ”

"I can ask weakly, your son, ahem... That is, what kind of disease does my man have? Li Chai had affection in his eyes.

“AIDS”

"Oh, what the hell?"

Li conjecture continued to ask, but he was afraid that others would say that he was ignorant, so he blurted out in English, "Such a high-level disease, admire and admire!" ”

Miao Sanwang thought he was sarcastic about his son, "After the church and the banquet, I will bury you together, so that you look down on people!" ”

The woman pressed the red paper on the cheeks of the corpse, making the rotten white skin stick to the redness, and then directly pressed the red paper on Li Chai 's face and smeared it indiscriminately.

"Oh... This is to give ... The dead have rubbed it ... I phew... ”

"Smack" Li Chai was blinded by a slap.

"That's your husband, what a dead man is not a dead man! Call you nonsense! ”

Li Chai was slapped by the "old woman" in his ear, "You... You actually hit me? ”

"Slap" is another slap, "Disheveled, the shoulder straps have fallen off, you little prodigal hoof, give me some restraint in the underworld in the future, treat my son well, otherwise, the paper money will not be burned to you." ”

"Damn...

"Smack"

"What the hell are you..."

"Smack"

"Master today."

"Smack"

Li Chai finally shut up, his "mother-in-law" is too fierce, and he will be beaten to death if he says another word.

Miao Sanwang and his wife helped their son up, pressed him on the Taishi chair, and pressed the bound Li Chai to sit down next to him, and actually covered him with a hijab.

The Taoist priest circled around them, and Li Chai could only see the scene under the hijab.

The corpse's hands had begun to decompose, and his stomach was like a swollen balloon.

Li guessed that he moved to the side, he was afraid that the corpse water would flow out of his stomach.

After some chatter, the two were forcibly pressed to the ground and "kneeling and bowing"

Li Chai looked at the corpse of the hard Bangbang being pressed down, the corpse water oozing out of the suit, almost nauseated, and the strong smell made him cry "duh".

And a few little ghosts applauded on the side, elated, really like guests who came to the cave room!

After three worships to the high hall, the food brought by Li Chai was upside down on the table, with incense, and a few little ghosts sat there eating and drinking.

And Li Chai is ready to be sent to the cave room.

Luo Bo, you bastard, where did you die, Dao Ye was about to be tortured to death.

He had dried his tears.

Li Chai was dragged by the Taoist priest, and the body was carried by Miao Sanwang and his wife, and walked to the mass grave behind the villa.

Li Chai is too familiar here.

Because he was buried alive, unexpectedly, again, to relive the old dream!!

Robb got up wherever he wanted him to fall.

But the reality is,

Where you fall, you will fall again.

A large coffin was quietly open in the tomb.

Miao Sanwang's son's body lay in the coffin first, Li Chai was still struggling, and he didn't want to go in, but how could he be the opponent of the three people, he was tied into a dumpling and thrown in the coffin.

"Boom!" The world is dark!

The whole ground is calm again!