At that time, even the small village chief was full of official authority, they went to Zhang San's house today to pick up some radishes, and tomorrow they went to Li Si's house to get some cabbage, looking at the beautiful mother-in-law, if the soft one is not good, it will come to the hard one, and many people dare not say that they have suffered losses.

But I'm not even afraid of ghosts, and naturally I'm not afraid of any bullshit village chief, so saying this is undoubtedly shit and peeing on his skull, and he was immediately angry when he heard it, and his voice trembled when he spoke.

"Okay, good, you have a kind, let's see!"

He must have had bad intentions when he brought someone, but now he wanted to leave, but I blocked his way with a dodge, raised his middle finger at him, and said defiantly.

"Don't fucking walk and see, let grandpa take a look now, see what your turtle son is capable of, just let you go, how will grandpa mix in the village in the future?"

I spoke very loudly, and a few people squatting on the side of the road had already begun to walk this way, but the dwarf also limped, ran over with a firewood knife, tilted his head, and looked at the village chief Kang and said.

"Brother Shan, what's the matter, is this old guy itchy and ran here to find it, do you want me to chop him with a knife!"

Village Chief Kang's head was very big, and the fat on his face was purple with anger, but when he saw the firewood knife in the dwarf's hand, his eyes were a little erratic, and after glancing at his brother, he raised his hand and said to a few people running behind him.

"Don't move, in broad daylight, they don't dare to do anything to me, it's not certain who will kill the deer, let's go!"

If I let the dwarf do it, these people in front of me will have to move, but this will have a very bad impact on the big head's participation in the election, I glanced at the big head, the big head smiled and nodded, and waved his hand to the village chief Kang.

"Get out, don't disturb Lao Tzu's leisure, what are you, you want to be the head of the township, let's compete on the rooftop after tomorrow, let Lao Tzu abstain, unless the earth explodes!"

Although the village chief Kang looked good, he was a smiling tiger, and he was a treacherous villain, he probably saw that there was murder on the dwarf's face, pursed his mouth a few times, and withdrew with his people.

The big head picked up the wine bottle on the ground, took a sip, raised his hand to let me and the dwarf sit down, glanced at the big camphor tree towering in the sky, and said.

"Shanzi, this Kang village chief has some strength, there are people in the county, if you want me to sit firmly in the officialdom, this person still has to be tricked!"

"Don't fucking talk nonsense, this matter is simple, isn't it the election the day after tomorrow, I'll let him go to the hospital tomorrow to lie down for ten days and half a month, come on, let's go and drink!"

The dwarf threw the firewood knife on the ground, grabbed the wine bottle and began to pour it, in the blink of an eye, I had already drunk more than half a catty, I was not interested in drunkenness, bent down and twisted the peanuts scattered on the ground, blew off the dust, smashed it and ate a few before saying.

"Shorty, take the dog and edamame at night, we also have to exchange courtesies, go to the next village to have a look!"

As soon as I finished speaking, Fangzi's mother's scolding floated over: "What's the matter with you guys, you just bought the table, you made it for me, all go, don't have anything to do in the future come to me to drink, I can't afford to serve you guys, it's really a sin!" ”

Now, I have money in my hand, and my vision is different, I glanced at Fangzi and her mother, got up and walked to the village, but the short man turned around and went into the shop, got two pokers, and the brother fried the golden flower while bragging until dark.

The dwarf found the dog and the edamame, hid the firewood knife, and the four of us rode the motorcycle to the neighboring village, which is a very strange village, and even the name is very awkward, what is it called, these two words look like his mother's or something, and I don't recognize them all.

The village is very remote, and there are only about 500 families in the village, but literally, the historical background of this village should be quite mellow.

I didn't dare to ride my motorcycle into the village rashly, but stopped more than a mile from the village, leaving the dog and Edamame waiting, and took the dwarf and smeared into the village.

Maybe it was poor, but the villagers were very hospitable, and I didn't have much trouble asking where their village's home was and how many people lived in it, but when I was about to go to the house of the village chief Kang and run away with him, the pig trough where the village family lived outside caught my attention.

As we all know, most of the pig troughs are made of stone in order to prevent them from being damaged by the arch, but the pig trough I saw emitted a faint green light in the dark night, which was not at all like stone, but a bit like bronze.

When I was in school, chemistry was a mess, but I remember very clearly the course on the decomposition of basic copper carbonate, and the teacher said that normal copper stored in the air for a long time will produce basic copper carbonate, and there will be green light, I was very happy, pulled the ear of the short man, and said with a smile.

"You've been fucking collecting rags for a few months, haven't you been here, look at this pig trough, that's a good thing, buy it for me another day!"

"Brother Shan, just pull it, people still use good things to feed pigs, they stink, I think it's a stone!"

I didn't do well in school, and the short man was a mess, he probably only read the pictures of the female body structure in the biology book, and fell to the end of today's chicken without brain.

Without saying a word to the dwarf, he turned his ears one hundred and eighty degrees, gave him a brain breakdown, and said.

"Don't fucking mess with me, just do whatever you want, this village, the pig trough is a treasure, you have to be diligent in the future"

The dwarf's love for money and women is far greater than mine, but fortunately he is not a picky eater, basically a woman he is willing to donate some essence from the body, otherwise I am afraid that he and I will fall out for women.

When I touched the house of the village chief Kang, the moon crawled out, his home was relatively remote, and there was no one in front of him, but even so, I didn't dare to be careless, and first listened to the movement outside the window with the dwarf cat.

I don't know which mother-in-law is inside, the scream is particularly wavering, I hear the blood boiling, the dwarf is even more hungry to drool, can't help rubbing against me.

"You light, other people's fields are not distressed, the plough is broken, I see you will do it in the future!"

The woman's accent was very strong, like from Sichuan and Chongqing, maybe the village chief Kang was more energetic, the bed began to creak, I was relatively tall, and I could just see the situation in the room when I stood up.

Their pose was novel, 69 poses I had never tried, and Village Chief Kang was very excited, his fat face was undecently red, and his mouth was muttering indistinctly.

"Don't rub it off, hurry up, when I become the secretary, your man will be the village chief, you have to be kind to me in the future!"

I smiled coldly, reached out and knocked lightly on the glass window, and then quickly you squatted down, and it was suddenly quiet for a few seconds, and then I heard the shouting and scolding of Village Chief Kang.

"Who is it, the fuck is looking for death, I haven't seen a man or woman sleeping, do you want Lao Tzu to open it and let you come in and see it in person, fuck it!"

(End of chapter)